artist and autist Rory Paints joins to show to discuss his obsession with Erling Haaland, KSI and unveils a horrific picture he painted of me. 0:00 intro 1:00 who is Rory Paints? 3:00 does Rory draw p0rn? 8:45 should men disclose their height on dating apps? 10:00 dating in London 13:00 who is Bansky? 16:30 why do Americans love the British? 19:00 …

Is this the most minging episode of the podcast to date? I discuss race riot and brat summer, gentrification, pooping in boxes for money and vaginoplasty. 0:00 Intro 3:00 what is going on in the UK? 8:00 I survived a shooting 10:00 why I love gentrification 17:00 what is Steve-o up to? 20:00 Do I have haemorrhoids? 23:20 skin tags 25:00 weirdest th…

Send us a Text Message. In this episode, we explore the remarkable journey of Sindia M. Rivera-Jiménez, Ph.D., a native of Puerto Rico who was born and raised near the ocean. With a deep love for the beach, Sindia built a beautiful life in Puerto Rico, earning a degree in engineering, meeting her husband, and starting a family. The ocean was always…

Adult performer and male escort Luke Hardy joins the podcast to discuss what it was like to be inside me, his time in the military and being a bull to cucks. 0:00 intro 1:00 Luke has been inside me?! 2:41 how to get into p*rn as a straight man 6:00 being a male escort/professional bull 8:30 do you have to do gay stuff as a male performer? 11:27 lif…

Send us a Text Message. This audio version of my podcast newsletter starts with a heartfelt story called "The Water" by Rachel LaPresti, touching on how the beach affects us all. I also dive into Waterlust, an innovative eco-apparel company with a fun facts newsletter —did you know sharks could be exposed to cocaine through pollution? I also talk a…

Another solo episode of the Kat Baker Show podcast. This is quite a philosophically heavy episode. I discuss MILFs, addiction and the end of humanity. 0:00 intro 4:00 am I going to do stand up? 8:00 discussing the sociology behind MILFs 14:17 dating a robot boyfriend 19:00 the horny google programmer 25:30 answering fan problems 26:00 when does con…

On today's episode of the Kat Baker show podcast we discuss why gen z are not getting laid and why they hate me so much, what Armie Hammer has been up to and I also play an incredibly cringe voicenote I received on a dating app. 0:00 intro 3:40 Gen Z are trying to cancel me and they need to shut up and get laid 7:53 is it ok to eat people? 17:20 ha…

Send us a Text Message. Today, we delve into the powerful concept of "Blue Mind" and the profound impact of water on our well-being. My guest, Amanda Esposito of Northern Tides Studio, shares how she met Wallace J. Nichols, the author of Blue Mind, and how the ocean has shaped her life and artistic expression. Key Highlights: 1. The legacy of Walla…

On today's episode of the Kat Baker show I discuss my confrontation with an angry fan in the park, Mrs HMP Wandsworth, why men keep sticking it in apple pies and why its ok to be premature. 0:00 intro 1:50 HMP Wandsworth prison guard 7:50 why I went to prison 8:55 why the government didn't let me vote 11:25 my mum interrupts me 13:15 answering fan …

Paige Starr joins the podcast today to discuss being a professional dommy mummy, life as a stripper, putting men in cages and becoming the She-Hulk. 0:00 intro 0:50 who is Paige Starr? 1:55 why she likes men in chastity 5:30 life as a stripper 9:00 having magical powers over men 11:15 are strip clubs a dying industry? 17:00 why don't more men like …

Send us a Text Message. In this episode, I speak with Mary Carroll Moore about her novel Last Bets, set on the Caribbean island of Bonaire. The novel features twists of fate, paranormal elements, high-stakes gambling—and a hurricane! I like to describe it as "Queen's Gambit" meets "White Lotus." We share some personal anecdotes; I reminisce about p…

Another solo episode of the Kat Baker Show Podcast! I discuss my teen years, why I think women get better in bed than men with age, what exactly do I post on my onlyfans and whether I will start eating bugs. 0:00 intro 2:00 Do I swallow? 4:00 raw meat diets 8:40 the first time I ever got grounded 11:00 when did I pop my cherry? 13:00 selling worn u…

Send us a Text Message. Have you ever been at the beach on a full moon? One of my favorite things to do is sit on the beach and watch the moonrise over the ocean. It elevates my mood and stirs up a feeling of wonder and otherworldliness—watching that bright white globe shining on a velvet black sky, that sparkling trail of light shining across the …

On today's episode of the Kat Baker Show podcast we have tiktok sensation Young CEO Certified aka Mr 30 Big Boys. We discuss how to get a cheap date, how to improve your libido and stealing food from single mums. 0:00 intro 1:00 who is Mr 30 big boys? 1:58 the power of lambrini 5:30 doing it with tories 6:55 doing it with GILFs 8:00 stealing food f…

Welcome to another episode on the Kat Baker Show podcast, I give you an insight into my xenophobia and why THEY are trying to de-platform me. Plus I discuss the psyche behind feet guys, third spaces and the craziest stuff OF girls do for money 0:00 intro 1:29 I'm going on holiday 9:11 countries I'm banned from 13:00 is it socially acceptable to go …

Send us a Text Message. Jen Hardy is a true beach girl - so much so that after receiving a life-threatening health diagnosis, she instinctively knew that she - and her family - needed the healing power of the beach to get through it. So, Jen, her husband, and their seven kids moved from their home in Tennessee to an island paradise off the coast of…

Send us a Text Message. Today’s episode is a conversation I had recently with Jessie King Regunberg, author of the book SEARCHING FOR SEASHELLS: An Artist’s Guide to Treasures on the Beach It’s all about the enchanting world of seashells and how they have touched our lives and sparked our curiosity. Jessie’s book is a testament to her passion for s…

Another solo episode of the Kat Baker Show podcast - I rate my follower's dating app profiles, leak the address of my birthday party, wrestle a goblin and discuss illegal substances 0:00 intro 2:00 I'm having a party! 8:00 do I do coke? 10:00 have I ever pooped myself while drunk? 18:20 my thoughts on dating apps 22:00 rating your dating profiles! …

Send us a Text Message. I recently had the opportunity to visit one of the beaches on my bucket list—Venice Beach. Venice is on the Gulf Coast of Florida and is often called the “shark tooth capital of the world” because of the plethora of prehistoric shark teeth you can find there. Some are the size of your hand! Now, I don’t have the greatest rec…

Arabella Mia ( @greengirlbella ) joins the Kat Baker Show Podcast to discuss all the filthy things she's done in the name of Arsenal including working with Dredd, Kieran Lee, Adam 22 and Lena the Plug. We also answer some of your problems to help you excel in life :) (P.s. sorry I don't talk into my mic for a bit of it, I promise it won't happen ag…

Today on the Kat Baker Show podcast, Taylor Ryan ( @Lifeoftaylorryan ) joins us as the spokesperson for autism and discusses showing holes on the internet, trying stand up comedy and we once again show the world what it's like to be high value women 0:00 intro 01:58 what does taylor do? 02:30 worst OF request EVER 08:25 how much do we earn on OF 11…

Send us a Text Message. In early October 2021, when the post-pandemic world was beginning to open up for travel, we had just discovered that Ernie only had a month's vacation before starting a new job; we decided to go on a 12-day adventure in Costa Rica! It was last minute, and I had no idea how we were going to pull it off - but I knew my friend …

Today on the Kat Baker show podcast I address some of the allegations made about me. I also make several offensive generalisations about groups of people. 0:00 intro 1:13 the royal family are trying to ruin my reputation 1:54 addressing the allegations made about me 5:30 how I dated my electrician 9:12 how to shag people at work 19:00 toilets 23:00…

Send us a Text Message. Capturing the essence of the beach with my phone is one thing, but in a painting - in real-time - it is a whole other thing. I’m in awe of anyone who can paint in the moment - no photograph- just sitting in nature with a canvas, painting the scene in quick brushstrokes. You have to stay in the present and pay attention. This…

Today I am joined by Lana Wolf - who is the domme queen of Rangers FC AND an award-winning Brazzers performer. She fills us in on her pet gimps, d!ck ratings and offers expert advice on how to spot a sub. 0:00 intro 01:00 how did Lana adopt her pet gimps 03:00 how lana's t!ts went viral 07:00 how to spot a gimp 08:00 celtic vs rangers rivalry 11:30…

comedian Ali Woods joins the Kat Baker Show podcast today. We discuss being Church of England educated, my beef with the as3xual community, whether millennials are better than zoomers and if one should drink their own c*m 01:30 how to go viral 02:55 being hench gym bros 05:00 how I turn men gay and as3xual 08:43 religion and why RE rules 14:30 why …

Send us a Text Message. I was a guest on an Instagram live with Amanda from Northern TIdes Studio and Wallace J. Nichols, author of Blue Mind - talking about water, the Blue Mind movement, and the healing properties of the ocean. Amanda asked how living at the beach has changed me. I don’t know why that question caught me off guard - it was a great…

Welcome back to the Kat Baker show podcast. I discuss why I have fled from Bristol to London, cousin love, why I am always in Marks & Spencers and WHERE THE HELL IS KATE MIDDLETON? 00:00 intro 00:24 why I've moved! 01:30 why we've banned from the studio 03:30 where is Kate Middleton? 06:38 would you do it with your cousin? 21:00 my Italian love sto…

Mr Agostinho Zinga is back on the Kat baker Show podcast to discuss all things culturally relevant from Brendan Schaub to True crime! 00:00 intro 08:27 drake's leaks 11:30 why we aren't allowed in gyms 16:40 King Charles and his cancer 18:30 the Joe Rogan verse 26:10 Kat's beef with general g 30:00 have we seen dead people? 33:20 true crime 36:30 g…

Send us a Text Message. When I started thinking seriously about moving from land-locked Orlando to the beach, the first three questions people would ask were, “What beach?” “Where will you live?” and “What will you do?” I would say, “I haven’t decided what beach yet, but I’m sure I’ll find one with a couple of palm trees where I can hang a hammock,…

A solo episode of the Kat Baker Show podcast where I answer you problems and discuss what happened to my assistant, whether society will still want me after 30, my love of Wetherspoons and whether Britain and Ireland are the two ugliest countries in Europe. 00:00 intro 00:24 what happened to my assistant? 02:00 answering your problems 05:40 are wom…

Send us a Text Message. It’s February, so in the spirit of this Month of Love, I asked my soulmate, Ernie, to join me on the podcast because it’s a very special month for us. Although I’ve talked about how we met and our journey to living out our vision here at the beach on the podcast before, I thought it would be the perfect time for Ernie to sha…

Another solo episode of the Kat Baker Show. We discuss some of the weird things that my followers find attractive and whether I turned a man asexual. 0:00 Intro 01:28 mimes vs clowns 05:20 military conscription - would we enlist? 08:45 whats wrong with my feet 09:33 my best dating experience 14:00 how I turned a man asexual 21:20 the selling farts …

Send us a Text Message. I love quotes, especially the ones that when I hear them, I think, " Oooh, I can relate to that - or that is so inspiring! I need to write that one down before I forget it! " I’ll rush to scribble it in a journal or notebook - it’s like I’m attaching a sticky note to my brain - you know, a reminder, to go back to it later. A…

Another solo episode of the Kat Baker Show podcast with my assistant behind the camera! We discuss why my followers (you the people at home) are still single and why does every polyamorous person have ADHD. (P.s. I will make sure I have my microphone on a stand next time and its not so loud, was just trying out some new tech!) 01:00 A foreword from…

Comedian Greg Winfield joins the Kat Baker Show podcast for lots of lolling! We discuss conspiracy theories, why Greg regularly beats up hecklers, if I should be fed to XL bullies and a deep dive into the messed up minds of you, the audience. 03:00 why are comedians the worst people? 07:20 is greg the king of crowdwork and owning the hecklers 15:00…

Send us a Text Message. Imagine, you’re about to do what might be the craziest thing you’ve ever done. And you’re thinking this could be crazy good or crazy stupid. Then the “what ifs” start to creep into your consciousness: “What if something goes wrong?” “What if I’m not good enough?” “What if it turns out to be nothing but a waste of time and mo…

Another solo episode of the Kat Baker Show podcast where I discuss why you shoudn't double dip with your family members, what is up with bouldering and my most embarassing romantic rejection. 01:40 is my family fat? 05:00 my parents never had sex 08:54 should you date someone your sibling/parent dated? 13:31 my failed career as an athlete and my da…

Send us a Text Message. Recently on The Beach Speaks, I posted an episode sharing my beach story as a guest on Rabiah Coon’s podcast More Than Work. Today, I’m bringing Rabiah back - this time as my guest - to hear her beach story. Rabiah currently lives in London, but she grew up near the beach in California. When she said she was coming home to C…

Today on this very festive episode of the Kat Baker show podcast we discuss bringing back slurs, why I love being middle class and why cats are hotter than dogs. 03:00 what happened to slurs and should we bring them back? 13:00 why are british people ashamed to be middle class? 15:40 why are cats sexy? 22:10 should you shave both balls or just one?…

Paul Jones; former male escort and current porn performer (and very bad butler) stops by the Kat Baker show podcast to give us all the juicy details on how the adult entertainment industry has changed since the 80s and 90s. 1:00 how did he get into the industry? His experiences escorting 2:00 when selling porn was illegal 8:00 how can other men get…

A solo podcast with just me, myself and my lovely assistant. 00:30 introducing Jim 03:00 cuffing season and why I'm alone, onlyfans and dating apps 09:26 terrible dating experiences 13:50 can you escape the friendzone? 21:00 how to satisfy a woman 27:00 how to stop being poor and make millions and billions as an entrepreneur 38:37 would I make robo…

Will Robbins of social media comedy duo the Lovely Boys drops by the podcast with wise words and wise cracks. 10:17 an amazing improv bit 11:30 gigging as a comedian and the worst and best crowds 15:00 which of us has autism 18.15 our musical career 19:45 bad comedy gig experience 22:00 who is the more honest person? 24:48 the lovely boys social me…

Welcome to the Kat Baker Show Podcast Halloween special! I interview a very bitter ghost and a paranormal investigator who gets around quite a bit (She slept with 17 ghosts?!). Also includes members of my family who are all clinically insane telling me their paranormal encounters. 0:10 interview with a ghost 3:59 My family members send in their gho…

Elise Kennedy joins me for the Kat Baker show podcast to fill us in on what it is like doing the oldest job in the world in 2023. 1:50 how she got into the job 5:00 first time doing sex work 6:50 difference between being a sugar baby and an escort 7:50 how does it effect dating life? 11:25 onlyfans vs escorting 18:38 being a scot in England 21:40 h…

General G spills on his beef with Ed Matthews and HS tikktokky, addresses false allegations, the haters and discusses getting in the boxing ring. 00:33 who is General G? 02:30 the birth of General G and how everything changed in Dubai 03:55 living with autism 05:00 fans in public 06:20 His music career and how much money HS tikktokky owes him 08:20…

Today we are joined by youtube comedy and cultural commentator, Agostinho Zinga! 27th sep 2023 1:10 Who is Agosinho Zinga? 5:51 Who is Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub? 7:57 Brendan Schaub lore, the Fighter and the Kid subreddit and why people don't like him. 13:50 is being a podcaster and a DJ the worst thing someone can be? 15:10 Favourite podcasts 1…

Send us a Text Message. Hey Beach lover, How is the beach speaking to you today? I’m sure you have noticed that I’ve been doing a lot of solo episodes: like, how I met my soulmate - on the beach, watching fighter jets fly over the beach, and how learning to fly was a lot like moving to the beach - and while it’s been a lot of fun sharing stories ab…

Send us a Text Message. Many of you have asked me how I found the nerve to leave my job - to move to the beach - and not have a job to go to, and what beach? Where was I going to live? I would laugh and say, I’m sure whatever beach I go to, there will be a couple of palm trees where I can hang a hammock, and I’ll make jewelry out of shells! It soun…

Send us a Text Message. You know I love the beach, but I also love airplanes! This fact is especially poignant because aviation and learning to fly was one of the (many) surprising characteristics that attracted me to my husband, Ernie (You can hear more about that in my recent episode “How I Met My Soulmate - On the Beach”) Ernie spent the majorit…