THE ROSTER is a comedy podcast following the crazy lives and inspiring friendship of Annmarie and Echo, two dumbass twenty-somethings with a lot to say and very little shame. They invite you to witness their most intimate moments, as they navigate the ups and downs of young adulthood together using principles from a document they wrote over a decade ago called The Roster Charter. Between raunchy and hilarious segments like Dirty Dictionary, Just The Tip, and Weird Porn of the Week, the girls ...
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Annmarie and Echo are back with another episode all about everything heaux! Listen as they tell stories from Annmarie’s birthday celebration that range from creepy to cringey. Is Dr.Blunt secretly a P.I.M.P. !? Is 105 free drinks really a flex? In true Roster fashion Annmarie is back to biting her lips and Echo is still showing full nip. The girls …
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Annmarie and Echo return to the mic under the influence of a different substance this week as they finally reveal the wild and uncomfortable journeys they’ve been on since the year began. Between segments of Encyclopedia Literotica, Real Dumb Questions, and a new segment that has them discussing Jack Harlow and the downfall of Twitter, the girls ex…
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To cheat or be cheated on, that is the question... Inspired by Ariana Grande and SpongeBob- sorry, Ethan Slater, and extremely high on mushrooms, Annmarie and Echo discuss their thoughts on infidelities across the spectrum of unfaithfulness - and yours, using results from Missionaries who responded to @rosterpodcast Instagram polls. But what exactl…
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Merry Merry! Finally, the long-awaited, highly distinguished annual event is back... The Slammy Awards. Except this year, not a second of audio was lost (for better or worse). After auditioning people to announce the show and listening to a new Missionary message from the Roster hotline, Annmarie and Echo ring in the New Year with the best and wors…
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This week's episode begins with licentious life updates, things like extreme deep throating, a little sneaky between the cheeky, and hitting the g-spot via the rectal void. Then, Annmarie and Echo also share their recent discovery that they both have a FOURTH hole for men to fill before discussing whether or not they would give/receive a blumpkin a…
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E126: How I Got So Big (ft. Dredd)
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Sitting down with their BIGGEST guest yet, Annmarie and Echo get to know the man, the myth, the legend... Dredd! Between segments of KFM and WYR, the girls experience the warm and wild personality that led him to become the largest and most prolific penis in the porn industry. From a barrage of questions about his monstrous man missile to his sex a…
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In this episode, Annmarie and Echo compile a list of questions they want to ask each other as they pound down Twisted Teas like teenagers. After a brief update section where Annmarie describes a delicacy and Echo details tainting for the first time, the girls get into the meat of the episode - Pete the Meat that is. They also define each other's to…
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Happy Halloween! Get your drinks and your joints ready as you join Annmarie and Echo in celebrating this sexy, spooky holiday. In a brand new Roster-themed drinking game that includes multiple rounds of KFM, Dirty Dictionary, and WYR, the girls take turns spinning the wheel and pouring into a pumpkin that they inevitably smash. Whether it's discuss…
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E123: Super Freaky Girls (ft. Nikki Benz)
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In this episode, Annmarie and Echo get intimate with the sexy, hilarious, and shamelessly opinionated Nikki Benz, who shares her stance on everything from politics and Prius owners to cheese dicks and blow job tips. She discusses her experiences growing up in Toronto, where she once ran for Mayor, how being in porn has impacted her romantic and soc…
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E122: Reliving The Roster (The Best of Episodes 9-10)
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In this week's blast from the past, listen as Annmarie and Echo reminisce on their favorite partying moments together - the night Echo spent in jail, the Uber driver who conned his way into a kiss, Annmarie's threesome, and her night with a police officer that resulted in HOURS of oral sex. After a surprise phone call, the girls also discuss findin…
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E121: Reliving The Roster (The Best of Episodes 1-8)
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As Annmarie and Echo continue their sabbatical from podcasting, they take a trip down memory lane together. Join the girls as they revisit their first eight episodes and some of the wildest stories from their past. To begin the episode, the girls enter into a deep discussion about their love for semen and SLUTS. Moving into the episode, they have c…
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After a much needed hiatus, Annmarie and Echo return to the mic for a little riffing and free lipping.
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This week, Annmarie and Echo chat with author, podcaster, and sex educator Lala, who not only writes her own erotica but then also transforms the written word into a sensual auditory journey on her podcast, Lala's Bedtime Tales. The trio discusses Lala's professional life, as well as the negative stigmas and ridiculous DMs that come with the territ…
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Reunited and it feels so good! Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with life updates that led them to some of life's greatest lessons: putting the pussy on a shelf, not fucking on the first date, the power of feeding a girl a good meal, and... using condoms? Moving into the topic of dating, the girls detail some of the behaviors they want t…
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It's a new episode! We forgot what we talked about because we didn't plan this one even a little bit, but prepare for life updates and discussions about a lot of things, like these ones that we vaguely remember: living life as a cockroach, the power and importance of oral sex and nipple play, respecting boundaries, and understanding consent even in…
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Annmarie and Echo finish off Pride Month with an episode dedicated to being yourself and demanding what you deserve, shamelessly. They start with a discussion of sexuality, from the first moment Annmarie knew she was bisexual and the power dynamics at play when she pursues women to the girls' opinions on lesbian porn, scissoring, and the best part …
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Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a brief anatomy lesson before bringing you the hilarious and horrifying details of Echo's recent blackout and subsequent ER stay. In a secret scheme straight out of Annmarie's playbook, Echo's diabolical attempts to win a man's heart left her bloody and bruised and sobbing in her ex-boyfriend's car. …
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E114: Sex Ed (ft. Jessica Drake)
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This week, Annmarie and Echo talk to badass sex educator and lube enthusiast, Jessica Drake. You may also know her from the adult film industry, where she has acted, directed, won awards, and championed important causes. From her award-winning erotic educational films to her polyamorous personal life and the stigma surrounding sex, Jessica opens up…
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Annmarie and Echo go on a lube tasting adventure as they explain their recent absence. Episode Notes: 1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast 2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797 3. Grab your own Roster me…
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After smoking a blunt and discussing their thoughts on going down to Browntown, Annmarie and Echo share updates from a recent night out that may give you guidance on how to overcome social anxiety and sell your friend's sneakers. Then, the girls get into the main topic of this week's episode: LUBE. Too often, you hear "no, I don't need any lube" fr…
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Annmarie and Echo discuss the recent SCROTUS leak and how they feel about men controlling women's bodies. After discussing alternative contraceptive methods (stock up on Plan B, only let him cum down your throat) and alternative issues policymakers could use their time addressing (police brutality, maternal mortality rates, economic crisis), the gi…
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After divulging details of Annmarie's recent breakup and the unexpected plot twist that led to her number being posted for sexual solicitation on Craiglist, the girls revisit their absolute adoration for life's true heroes: sluts. First, Annmarie and Echo share slut shaming stories before they revisit their thoughts on body count and why it's meani…
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After starting the episode by getting a couple of cream pies, Annmarie and Echo embark upon a journey through some of the realest and dumbest questions AND stories submitted by the Missionaries lately. During the questions segment, the girls provide tips on riding dick and kissing lips (the upper ones, pervert), discuss the best ways to get back at…
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Annmarie and Echo start this week's show by talking about recent messages they have received, particularly ones where people talk about jerking off to their voices and their evolution as podcasters and people. After Echo describes the concept of a White Unicorn to Annmarie, the girls introduce a new segment that has them talking about Addison Rae, …
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High on homemade firecrackers, Annmarie and Echo revisit everyone's favorite topic: oral sex. Think we've talked about this enough? THINK AGAIN. After updates, the girls discuss motorboating pussy, how to handle obstacles to your dick sucking game, blowing a soft penis, eating ass, the key to clit sucking, and SOOOOO much more. After segments of Ra…
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E106: Dommes, Daddies, & Dollar Bills
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Time flies when you're having fun! It has been TWO years since the first episode of The Roster podcast dropped, just before the first lockdown of the pandemic struck and the entire world was changed forever. With this show and with your support, Missionaries, we have learned and grown an immeasurable amount since that first episode, and this experi…
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It is officially BREAK UP SEASON! Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode by defining the two most tumultuous times of the year for relationships, before providing updates on their own romantic situations. Next, the girls move into the main topic: how to cope with a breakup. There's the healthy way, and then there's what Annmarie likes to call …
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Even just for a day... What would Annmarie and Echo do if they had dicks for a day? It's time for us to find out! From what they would do with their new physical appendage to how they would treat the women in their lives, the girls dissect the male perspective and analyze the nuances underlying their behavior. Whether it's level of effort (Are you …
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Through recent updates, Annmarie and Echo offer their thoughts on two very important topics this week. You guessed it: queefs & quickies. First, the girls start by sharing their Valentine's Day celebrations before moving into a discussion of quickies. Are they worth it? How can you incentivize women to have 15-minute sex with you? The girls tell al…
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E102: Queen Of Hearts (ft. Desiree Simone)
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This week, Annmarie and Echo share a few drinks with the hilarious Desiree Simone, host of the Break Bottles Not Hearts podcast (not to mention a long-time friend and proud Missionary). The girls rely on Desiree's Boozy Bestie wisdom as they discuss being single on Valentine's Day, how to plan a romantic date for the holiday, and what it takes to m…
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This week's episode is all about digital stimulation. From written and visual porn to detailed instructions on finger fucking yourself, Annmarie and Echo dive deeper into their favorite form of self-love than they ever have before. The girls discuss their recent masturbatory experiences and fantasies, their evolution from showerhead orgasms to doub…
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E100: Call Her Mommy (ft. Kendra Lust)
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In their 100th episode, Annmarie and Echo bring on their biggest guest yet! Kendra Lust joins the girls to discuss masturbation, MMA, MILFdom, and more. Between segments of Would You Rather and Dirty Dictionary, Annmarie and Echo ask Kendra questions about her experiences in the porn industry (her origin story, how to prep for anal, her favorite co…
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TRIGGER WARNING: This episode involves discussions of consent and sexual assault. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. || In this update-heavy episode, Echo shares how her new 'no sex on the first date' approach has been going after a date with Fake Paul (as well as a hack for when you forget to learn someone's name), and Annmari…
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TGIF! In this completely out-of-pocket, cannabis-fueled episode, Annmarie and Echo play a full-length version of Would You Rather after Echo provides the BTS details from a recent date that left her feeling like a horny princess. From penis fingers and mossy vaginal rivers to the benefits of monogamy and the value of friendship, this episode spans …
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Salvaging what they could of the audio they recorded (and lost) the night before New Year's Eve, Annmarie and Echo present to you the first annual Slammy Awards. With the help of an old friend, Annmarie and Echo present awards for the best and worst of 2021. Who do you think won best podcast? Biggest Dick? What about biggest dickhead? Between segme…
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To start this week's episode, Annmarie and Echo discuss how much of their attraction to a person is based on personality before explaining why there will be a bonus episode this Saturday. Then, they move on to updates, where Annmarie shares the many sexual experiences she had on a recent trip to Texas, including a powerful fingering moment, facials…
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E95: Let's Have A Snowball Fight
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TRIGGER WARNING: This episode briefly mentions suicide and suicidal ideation in relation to hormonal birth control. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. || Inspired by the winter weather, Annmarie and Echo start this nipply episode with a frozen wet t-shirt contest before sharing updates on the past few weeks: Annmarie got a dog …
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E94: Parting The Pink Velveteen Clouds (ft. Deelz)
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TRIGGER WARNING: This episode briefly mentions eating disorders, verbal abuse, and emotional abuse in romantic and non-romantic relationships. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. || It's officially the season of giving! And this week, Annmarie and Echo are delivering: an interview with the multitalented Deelz, a Playboy cover mo…
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What the suck is up, mother suckers?! It's time we talked about hickeys and all other manner of sucking. This week, Annmarie and Echo detail a recent hook up with The Hickeyman that has the girls recounting their various hickey experiences throughout the years. From adolescent escapades and swollen pussy lips to eyeball licking and the craziest hic…
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Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a Would You Rather inspired by Echo's recent butt plug adventures before explaining their absence last week during an honest and vulnerable update. Moving into the episode, the girls call back to E35: Hard Pills To Swallow, reviewing all the lessons they thought they had learned and, somehow, complet…
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After partaking in an early Trick or Treat adventure, Annmarie and Echo describe the aftermath of Echo's recent anal adventure with her MVP. Then, calling back to E65: Circle of Death, the girls introduce brand new Halloween-themed rules for the missionaries to use during their upcoming Zoom Party. Relying on the principle of No Pussy Shit, Annmari…
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E90: Signs He Has A Secret Girlfriend
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Once again too drunk to function, Annmarie and Echo begin this week's episode with a mandatory Green Light to get everyone in the right frame of mind. Next, after a new segment of Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls highlight all the red flags you should be paying attention to - whether you are male or female, single or in a relationship - and they …
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This week's episode begins with live audio from a moment that found both Annmarie and Echo beneath a wedding arch. Then, the girls announce a merch giveaway and an upcoming Zoom party to celebrate Halloween! Moving into the episode, Annmarie and Echo describe their heauxing philosophy as we enter cuffing season. Hint: It's all about self-fulfillmen…
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Annmarie and Echo start the episode with audio from a recent trip they took together before beginning an in-depth discussion of plugs, from their first butt plugs to their most recent, as well as what non-sexual items they've shoved up their back doors. Moving on to the main topic of the episode, the girls focus on their friendship as they go back …
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Starting with updates on their personal lives, Annmarie and Echo describe an incident with an extremely horny dog and explain what they mean when they say Nacho Pizza Salsa. Then, channeling the iconic Genuwine, Annmarie and Echo discuss their favorite tips and tricks for bouncing shamelessly on the dick. From how you can ride better to a technique…
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After detailing a successful Barbie Bar Crawl celebration for Annmarie's birthday, the girls provide life updates about old flames sliding back in their DMs (and being promptly returned to the bench) and the current status of Echo's clit laceration. Then, as an extension of Annmarie's Very Serious Fantasy Football Draft, the girls start a sports-th…
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Annmarie and Echo start this week’s episode with an in-depth discussion of their recent masturbation habits and the reason both girls feel things have gotten out of control. Next, they move on to a slippery sloppery Just The Tip where Annmarie teaches the Missionaries how to squirt. Then, recounting their first, worst, and best orgasms, the girls s…
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In this episode, Annmarie and Echo are contemplating condoms as they discuss the skyrocketing summer of STIs and what it means for their sex lives. After considering the role luck plays in catching an infection, Echo tells the story of a time when she inadvertently allowed multiple men to eat her pussy during a bacterial infection. But that's not t…
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Annmarie and Echo get as high as humanly possible this week as they discuss the connection between smoking marijuana and getting fucked. After challenging each other to a blunt rolling contest and discussing the proper anatomy of a blunt, the girls share updates from the last two weeks: Echo got tested, Annmarie went to Texas, and Tryout was litera…
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This week, Annmarie and Echo are teaching you how to suck out a soul, how to throat dick so well you'll have him in your DMs long after you're done with him, how to be THEE motherfucking Throat Goat. However, they first begin with updates from the last week: Plan B bleeding, birthday planning, worm catching, and SPORTS! Echo also details a recent r…
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