This week Hassan and Tristan spend the last few moments they can in the creek and discuss the loss of a childhood staple. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan know that some things will be dealt with at a later date... EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan take on Bebop and Rocksteady in a knock-out, down and dirty brawl to determine who is the best of the... Oh they're not in this one... EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan are very aware that in hell they make you watch them all in a row! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan punch weirdos that deserve it on the streets of Gotham! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan agree that drinking that snake wine and going to White Castle has really opened my eyes! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan fight themselves and then the Anti-Monitor to save the multiverse! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan know that your organic all-natural lifestyle has doomed us all! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan take an ape and a French-speaking-brain-in-a-robot out on a picnic date! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan thank Hollywood for being completely out of good ideas! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan roam the desert in search of delicious lizards to eat! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan will krump with you, sweetie pie! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan, climb a navigation tower and base jump into an enemy encampment while summoning a bear named Cheeseburger! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan, like all manly men, have vivid imaginations. Let’s take off our shirts and wrestle! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan discuss the RPGification of vidoe games! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan understand that no one’s gay for Moleman. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan explore the new Horizons given to us by a new, animated Pokemon cartoon! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan recommend you better get that red dot checked out. My uncle died of crotch dot. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan discuss what the internet has done to turn fandoms into strange sess pools of filth and chaos! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan have never seen such reckless disregard for a wife’s well-being in their lives. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan break down the good and bad of Netflix's Avatar adaptation and discuss why there is no war in Ba Sing Se! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan kick the crap out of some street toughs in Hawaii! Shaka brah! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan are sleeping quietly after a bug attack. And Tristan's as dry as a bone! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan are back frrom making sure every Spider-Man's destiny is fulfilled. *wink* *Note: No police captains were harmed in the making of this podcast. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan send you to heaven before they send you to hell! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan have long since defeated the evil demon king and now they just focus on that sweet, sweet downtime! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan talk about the video games in 2023 that didn't get into their Finey award choices. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan join a secret organization made entirely to deal with King Charles III's horrifying sausage hands. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan journey across the many regions taking in the various slices of life that the world of Pokémon has to offer! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan travel back from the future to warn you of grave undertakings and of an evil executive uprising! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan bring you the FINEY AWARDS! The most prestigious, well-put-together, professional award show to ever exist on the internet! We've got in order: TV Show of The Year Miscellaneous Internet Media of The Year Movie of The Year Comic of The Year Cartoon/Animation of The Year Video Game of The Year NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by …

This week Hassan and Tristan return to the world of Elden Ring! And this time Tristan has completed the game. Does he still harbour the same negative opinions as before or has he totally flipped the script? NSFW The previous episode on Elden Ring (Episode 359) can be found here: https://everythingisfinenothingisruined.libsyn.com/359-why-i-do-not-li…

This week Hassan and Tristan are the deus ex machina as they discuss season 2 of Pantheon! NSFW Our episode on season 1 of Pantheon can be found here: https://everythingisfinenothingisruined.libsyn.com/388-pantheon EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan are here to tell you three things that will haunt you the rest of your days: You ruined your father. You crippled your family. And baldness is hereditary! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan battle the genma in feudal Japan! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan seek their fortunes deep in the dungeon, but sadly did not pack enough to eat while down there. There's only one solution... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Hassan and Tristan join the Autobots and the Maximals to fight those dastardly Decepticons and the persnickety Predacons! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

In this spooky EiFNiR Hallowe'en episode it's a double feature! Tristan had a rough time watching James Wan's horror movies and thus pivots hard into the Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors. Watch as he forces Hassan to relieve the history of two franchises that may have overstayed their welcomes... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.…

This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and doing all of that cartoon pirate thing live-actionly. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan join the X-Men and resist the gennocide of mutantdom! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan get J Jonah Jameson all of the pictures of Superman he could ever want! ... What? Who the hell is Spider-Man? NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com Twitter YouTubeAf EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan grab their dice and cheetos and let Astarion become a vampire lord!* NSFW *Hassan would like to acknowledge that letting anyone become a vampire lord is a bad idea. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterAf EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan hunt the greatest monsters of all: Netflix Studio Executives!! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterAf EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan sail away to carve their lives out in the fabled Vinland! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterAf EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan go on one last journey through Pallet Town to become the very best like no one ever was... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterAf EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the darkest streets of the East End of Gotham to fight crime by talking about their feelings after smashing in some mobster's teeth! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterAf EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and wind up crashing on a mysterious island where their memories are stripped away! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterAf EiFNiR

This week Tristan and Hassan travel across the multiverse, encountering weird versions of themselves and just tearing them a new one each time! Poor shlubs. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain eifnirpodcast@gmail.com TwitterAf EiFNiR