Bedste Shauncey Fury-podcasts (2024)

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A Gentiles Guide to Genitalia 1:00:56

1d ago1:00:56

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Send us a text Paul uses his divining rod to find how best to achieve divination on one's rod. We cut straight to the point as Paul jumps from circumcision to castration in a single verse. Give some people an inch, and they take a mile. These beliefs just won't cut it in today's world. As we briskly head into foreshadowed (& fore-skinned) territory…

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Pastor Paul and Them 'Phesian Boys 1:01:30

15d ago1:01:30

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Send us a text "Pauline, Pauline, Pauline, Paaaauuullliiiineeee, I'm begging of you please don't write my man." - Every woman; c. 60-61 ad Trust me, you do NOT want your man hanging out with Paul. Paul is like that guy who talks your dude into staying out all night at the club knowing good and damn well y'all had plans to clean out the garage and g…

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Pauline's Pralines with a Side of Divinity 1:03:51

1M ago1:03:51

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Send us a text Hey there Heathens, hope you've got your sweet teeth on because we're about to sink ours into some of Paul's sweetest treats for Christian Men! Fellas, have you ever been practicing your faith, minding your own business when all the jibber jabber from the fairer sex makes you lose your concentration on the teachings of brainwashery? …

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Better Paul Saul 59:30

2M ago59:30

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Send us a text Imagine this. Your name is Saul. You're on your way to a dumb ass kiss or something, when BOOM! God turns on the fluorescents and Jesus says "Whatcha doin' in mah waters?" Next thing you know, there are scales falling out of your eyeballs. You told everyone your name was Saul, but it was loud, and everyone thought you said Paul. Now …

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...And Allah Came a Spider... 1:05:09

2M ago1:05:09

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Send us a text Well, it was inevitable. We always knew this day would come. Today we're talking about Islam, but before you get mad at us, just know that it's mostly a True-Crime episode. We go over the "ministry" of Saeed Hanaei of Mashad, Iran. A bold man who decided to take it upon himself to eradicate his city of opportunities to sin. Did he bu…

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A Latter a Day keeps the Saints away 1:22:19

3M ago1:22:19

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Send us a text The Mormons have been on our radar for a solid minute, most of our lives to be honest. What is it about those pasty white boys, and their multiple wives? Is it the secret underwear? Is it the special gold plates that only Joseph Smith could read? Is it the indentured servitude of all young men to go, and spread the message to the mas…

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Take This Job, and Shove It! 1:13:54

3M ago1:13:54

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Send us a text 'Cause we ain't working here no more. By "working" we mean talking about; and by "here" of course we're referring to the Book of Job! This pile of reasons to worship god is flimsier than the competitors brand on a paper towel commercial. Job gets "comforted" by some of the worst chuckleheads on earth, and above. Tune in to hear the e…

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"Memorial Day? More like Scrape Boils All Day, Am I rite?" - Job 51:26

4M ago51:26

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Send us a text Hey there gang! We're getting into the good parts of the story of Job. You know, the part where he starts scraping his skin off with a piece of old pottery his wife threw at him when she was telling him to curse god, and die. It's pretty much his prized possession at this point. Like that part in The Jerk, where Steve Martin just sta…

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God Damns Job like a Mother Fucker 59:12

4M ago59:12

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Send us a text It's our 50th episode, and we want to wish a Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate! Speaking of mom's, everyone knows the only way to truly know if a person is loyal to you is to completely eradicate of all forms of happiness that they have experienced. You're going to want them sitting in a pile of ash, and screaming their lamenta…

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God Hands Job Blows From The Devil 55:53

5M ago55:53

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Send us a text Welcome back to Sunday school kids. Sister Wilburn is still out with the flu, so Brother Jason is gonna tell you little fuckers all about the legend of Job. Hope you've got your loins girded, because we're about to shiver your timbers, and test your faith. Say your prayers little Job, don't forget my son to include everyone, I'll bet…

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The Japanese Jesus, and Mark's Little Secret 1:10:14

5M ago1:10:14

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Send us a text In this episode, we'll explore the Great Mysteries surrounding the (love) life and (elderly) death of everyone's favorite Son of G.O.D., I'm taking about ol' J to the C. Yeah, you know He! What you might not know is that He was keepin' it on the down low, bein' bad at the pad, wearing nothing but linen, 'bout to do some sinnin'. "Jes…

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Easter Bound and Down feat. Blake Jones 51:20

6M ago51:20

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Send us a text Look, just because a bunch of dudes in chest armor and cheerleader skirts nailed you to a tree on Friday, doesn't mean you can't still get up with your boys on Sunday! Roll that boulder, and grab a rolling rock with your Peter, and start building that church on the rock! Speaking of rock, we're joined for this quiz show episode by Bl…

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The "Potiphar" at the End of the Rainbow 1:09:50

6M ago1:09:50

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Send us a text In the Season 4 Premiere of Heretics' Social Club, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who celebrate the colonial erasure of the indigenous Irish druids who once inhabited the Emerald Isle. Yet another "Hallmark Holiday" created by the folks who want Earth devoid of any cultural ceremony that doesn't celebrate the imaginary frie…

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Enthusiastically Stupid: Unclean Adult = Fun Teen Cult? 1:29:16

7M ago1:29:16

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Send us a text Hey, before we start this SEASON FINALE, let me ask you all a question. Y'all ever wish you were part of a gang of unruly youfs roaming the streets smoking lots of cigarettes while doing fun felonies like graffiti, and petty theft? Consider Enthusiastic Sobriety. It's a new super fun cool way to stay off drugs by engaging in various …

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Was Jesus Hung like a Carpenter or More Like a God? 1:03:33

8M ago1:03:33

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Send us a text This week we investigate the final section of John's Gospel wherein the Christ is Crucified for OUR SINS! That's right, we did this, and it's all our fault. God knew that one day we'd all be little heathens, so he sent himself to die for us to protect us from himself! Now let's go masturbate in the shower with half a bottle of nice s…

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Agnostic Gnosticism w/ a side of Gnocchi & Ganache 1:18:06

8M ago1:18:06

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Send us a text This week we start off the meal with a little bit of Four Loko lore, crack open some whippets, then we'll have to pry Jesus off the couch to go dig up ol' Lazarus who everyone though had wayyyyy too many drinks, but turned out to just be dead. Oopsie! (Quick parenthetical to say that it's good to put information that offers context b…

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What's this I hear about John with 3-6 teens on an island? 1:09:48

8M ago1:09:48

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Send us a text Ope, that's my bad. I got Epstein island mixed up with Patmos. Anyway, we're back in the Gospel of John to make a few revelations about what Jesus was up to when he was out slinging red words for y'all to ignore. There's a bit where someone is trying to get stoned, but Jesus keeps drawing lines in the sand or something or another. I …

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Do You Fear What I Fear? The Christmas Eve Caroling Callout Episode 54:42

9M ago54:42

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Send us a text Ho Ho Ho Heretics, Welcome back to the Club! Hope you're having a Social time with your religious family this Holiday season, and that they aren't driving you insane. If they are, take a second out of the chaos to pop in your new airbud pros, and give the ol' HSC a visit. We'll regale you with tales of failing health, while filling y…

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John the...Gospelator?!? 1:02:56

9M ago1:02:56

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Send us a text You know The Baptist, The Evangel, The Apostle, The Revelator, Who wrote John 1, and John 2 and John 3 & Revelations? but do you recall... the most famous John book of all? Johnny the Gospelator, had some really whiny prose and if you ever read it you would probably say it blows. All of the other gospels Told it in synoptic ways. The…

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The Thanksgiving is Short for "The Tom Hanks Giving CPR to a Waterlogged Volleyball" Episode 1:19:49

10M ago1:19:49

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Send us a text The Ghost of Thanksgiving Past, The Ghost of Thanksgiving Present, & The Ghost of Native American Remembrance Day Future Walk Into a Bar... Wait, that's not how it goes. I think the turkey, and the pilgrim were already in the bar??? Oh wait! Is this where the show Cheers comes from because it's in Massachusetts? I bet so. As it turns…

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The Third Coming of Saint Lucas the Southern Oracle 1:39:00

10M ago1:39:00

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Send us a text We're so fortunate to have everyone's favorite fortunate son back in the mix for our third look at the silliness encapsulated by the book of Luke. We've been chugging along through the gospels, and this book is done for....now. Who knows when we'll tip toe back into the book of Luke, but I do wish Luke would come talk with us more. W…

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(Satanic) Panic at the Booksto' feat. Chloe Fury 1:37:39

11M ago1:37:39

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Send us a text Well Ghouls and Ghosts, It's our Halloween episode, which means that once again we have been revisited by the spirit of Halloween herself: OL' CHLOE FURY! That's right folks! Shauncey's wife is sitting in, so you know he'll be on his best behavior. The gang goes SCARE-o-ling, (That's when you go out with friends singing halloween son…

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Luke, Who's Cumming 2 Talk feat., Lucas Fury! 1:08:14

11M ago1:08:14

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Send us a text If our last episode left you with a "feat." fetish, fear not! Mr. Lucas Fury is back to help us Sunday School up you heathens. Shauncey starts with a quick weekend confession booth, Jason jazzes up a few bible stories by peppering in some curse words, and there's even an old-school sing-a-long. We do our best to entertain, and deligh…

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The Gospel of St. Luke The Southern Oracle A.K.A. S.Lu.T.S.O. A.K.A. Lucas Fury 1:03:27

12M ago1:03:27

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Send us a text We're chugging along in the gospels, so we brought along our friend St. Luke the Southern Oracle to regale us with a tale of how he came to be the one who got his name inside the big book! Speaking of chugging, he also brought along a few delicious Himosas (Recipe: One part Vodka, one part OJ, one part The Lord) and we all got sloshe…

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The Unhealthy Wealthy that Taught a Thought 1:35:11

1y ago1:35:11

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Send us a text Howdy Heretic! This week we're diving into Scrooge McDuck's vault of coins, and going swimming with prosperity preachers! We're talking yachts, private jets, limousines, champagne, caviar, and 40,000 sq ft homes, but not a lick of room for you! No, these blessings are reserved for the people who sit at the top of the pyramid. Let's t…

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Merky Mark & The Funky Bunch of Nonsense 1:05:28

1y ago1:05:28

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Send us a text Welcome back to the second week of Mark. In this episode we talk about Jesus' bad habits like being all hush hush about PUBLIC miracles, and ghosting his family for strangers he just met. We'll also discuss Hip Hop in perhaps the most suburbanite way that hip hop has ever been discussed. At the end of the episode, in honor of Mark, w…

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Mark My Words!!... Well, actually Matthew's Words... 57:19

1y ago57:19

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Send us a text This week we're spreading the proverbial buttcheeks of the Gospel of Mark to see what goes on behind the scenes of writing a gospel. First of all it helps to have someone you can plagiarize like Oh I don't know, could it be... MATTHEW?!? We're on to you fellas, and your copy and paste scam. It's a good thing ChatGPT didn't exist in b…

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Moroni the Messenger Meets A Mormon with a Mullet in Missouri 1:09:55

1y ago1:09:55

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Send us a text MMMMMM lawd, Jason done went & found some church related true crime, and we'll be damned if we're not gonna talk all about it. (Let's be honest, we'll be damned anyway.) In this episode we discuss Jeffrey Lundgren, at least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, this Jeffrey he preferred to use shit as lube. Dude! Speaking …

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The Parables of the Pair of Bulls 1:07:11

1y ago1:07:11

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Send us a text Hey there you Horny Stud! Are you looking for a partner to rope you in, and corral your wildest desires? Well, saddle up, and steer yourself over here, because these boys love a good hump, they're raring to buck your brains out at a medium pace, and they won't stop until you've been well done! (Just gonna read this note Jason has pas…

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Mount or Be Mounted! 1:17:05

1y ago1:17:05

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Send us a text And we're not talking about my grandfather's taxidermy collection. No way, Josiah. Today we're talking about most progressive Christian Porn title of all time, "The Sir/Ma'am on the Mount!" A timeless classic by any standard! (Just give me a second while I read this note from Jason that apparently can't wait until I finish my caption…

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Meek and Ye Shall Find 1:02:22

1y ago1:02:22

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Send us a text We're back in the Nü Testament this meek, I mean week, and it looks like we're going over the Beatitudes. Blessed are the ones who are in need of blessing, for they shall be blessed. Oh, but not on Earth. No they have to suffer through a whole life on Earth first, and then if they've been meek enough, then they can go to heaven, and …

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The Gospel of Ya-Ya 1:03:07

1+ y ago1:03:07

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Send us a text Yaya? What the shit is this? Are we talking about shrimp & grits today? No. We're talking about JTB! What's JTB you ask? Is it the hottest nü K-pop group? A rad new kind of dirtbike? Jimmy the Boat? Well...no. It's John the Baptist. Some people don't know that John the Baptist was actually the Samwise Gamgee of the Bible, and that Je…

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A Nü Testament Appears 48:42

1+ y ago48:42

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Send us a text That's right y'all! We're skipping our way into the past by skipping ahead to the Fred Durst of the Bible: THE NÜ TESTAMENT! What's that? it's spelled "new"? Well the joke doesn't work with that spelling. I'm leaving it. Speaking of leaving it, if you're tired of the rigamarole of the Church, Won't you join us, friend?…

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Religion! The Original Opioid of the Masses! Now available Over The Counter! Drugs! 59:02

1+ y ago59:02

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Send us a text Hey Kid! Yeah you! You look like a cool kid. Are you a cool kid? Don't you wanna be one of the cool kids? Come on kid, don't you want to live forever. The first hit is always free. Yeah, come on. Just try it. I promise it won't hurt you. Give Jesus a chance! You won't regret it. We just need 10% of your income, and we signed you up f…

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If You're Gonna Take A Deuteronomy, At Least Buy Me Dinner First! 58:15

1+ y ago58:15

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Send us a text Well, it happened. We finally got to the end of the ol' Pentateuch. Moses has moseyed on to Mount Nebo, where he shall forever more rest in eternal slumber just shy of the promised land, but with a good view of all the genocide to come. What have we learned from Moses during our time? Let's see... basically you can live your whole li…

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More Passion for the Thrashin': The Easter Episode 2:02:32

1+ y ago2:02:32

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Send us a text Here comes Jesus Done-been-flailed, hobbling down the Via-De-La-Rosa-trail. That's right folks, It's THE EASTER EPISODE, or as I like to call it, HE IS RESIN! That's no typo! Oh no! Let he who is without probation be the first one stoned! This week the fellas get all stogna bologna like Post Malogna on the phogna, and transfix themse…

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Numbers Gets Dumber 2 feat. Dan 1:02:40

1+ y ago1:02:40

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Send us a text Howdy sinners! We're still exploring the desert with Moseying Moses, and the Funky Bunch. This week we talk about Joshua, Caleb, & the promised land of Canaan (currently inhabited by filthy indigenous squatters. Ugh.) Jason proposes a new villain in the story of the Bible, and Shauncey hardens the studio audiences hearts to show them…

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Numbers: 40 Years in the Desert with a Swamp Booger 48:04

1+ y ago48:04

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Send us a text Well, wouldn't you know it? We're back, and this time we're talking about Numbers! That's right. 1, 2, 3, etc! We're going to count so high... What's that? We're not going to actually talk about Numbers while we talk about the book of Numbers? The Book of Numbers is mostly words you say? Well hell. This couldn't be all that fun, huh?…

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Live Laugh Leviticus 1:05:01

1+ y ago1:05:01

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Send us a text Did y'all know that God set a pretty strict standard of living for the Levitical priests at one time? Yeah. It wasn't always just do whatever you want, and God will still love you. For awhile there, they were chopping folks heads off for forgetting to salt the steak. God damn. I'm talking literally, God...Damn... Phew. Anyway, we may…

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Saint Misbehavin' Part 1 1:03:54

1+ y ago1:03:54

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Send us a text The first of many episodes where we shift our focus away from the words of the B-I-B-L-E, and onto those chosen few who find themselves considered Saints in the world of Catholicism (and other forms of holiness). We use our machetes of truth & humor to hack away at the overgrown vines of religion that have blanketed our society. Also…

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God Plays A Trick On The Gang, and Makes Them Eat Bug Shit 51:19

1+ y ago51:19

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Send us a text So we find our heroes stomping around in the desert trying to find a way home, when Moses disappears into the hills tripping balls during a thunderstorm. So the kids get all bored, and decide to throw the first Burning Man Fest! They make a dope cow statue out of all their own jewelry, and get some music going. Then here comes the ol…

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The One Where Moses Leads the Gang to the Desert for a Swim 55:21

1+ y ago55:21

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Send us a text Season 2 opens to find that Moses & them didn't really want to get them ol' Philistines all riled up, so they took a shortcut directly through the Red Sea. Of course Pharaoh's dumbass followed them right in, and let me just say that it's really too bad that Pharaoh brought Herb & the boys instead of 600 of his best amphibious hovercr…

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The War on Christmas is Worth Fighting 55:29

1+ y ago55:29

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Send us a text Well folks, it's been a helluva year. We've been yammering away on this bad boy for 16 episodes now, and we couldn't have done it without you. Well, we could have, and we did, but we probably wouldn't have kept doing it at least some of you hadn't listened, so thank you for that. This here will be our last episode of the year, but we…

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'The Ace of Plagues' by Moses' head or 'Owner of a Hardened Heart' by Yes (No...Maybe...I Don't Know) 1:17:32

2y ago1:17:32

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Send us a text If there's one thing I can't stand, it's when you go try to do the thing God has told you to do, but when you get there, God has secretly replaced the compassionate heart of Pharaoh with a second, hardened heart thus making the task given to you impossible. Sometimes that there God fella works in ways that are so mysterious that even…

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Moses Walked Like an Egyptian, and Then Murdered One! 57:40

2y ago57:40

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Send us a text Moses has lived a life of privilege thus far having been discarded by his mother, then adopted by the daughter of the Pharaoh, and then given back to the same mother who tried to dump him off down the Nile in a cum-soaked basket. No wonder this guy starts murdering people. There's no telling how fucked up this guy is. We better put h…

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The One Where Jason Tries to Make Exodussy a Thing 57:45

2y ago57:45

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Send us a text Okay, I know you're all excited about being out of Genesis, but I'm going to ask that you refrain from letting your people go just yet. In this episode we explore the intricacies of the biblical saga through the art of masturbation jokes. We plant the seed of the story of the Moses in a basket of Papyrus (a podcast not the font) and …

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Getting Gaelic with Ol' Samhain on Halloween Eve with Chloe Fury 1:11:10

2y ago1:11:10

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Send us a text Happy Helloween Sinners! We missed y'all so much that we wanted to put out an episode specifically dedicated to the christian* holiday of Halloween; A celebration that was stolen from Pagan customs to try to align the secular celebrations with new religious observations, thus eradicating indigenous practices, and supplanting them wit…

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Big Ginger sent Heel Grabber on the Hunt for some Handmade's Tail 46:19

2y ago46:19

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Send us a text Ah hell, we're just trying to get out of Genesis, and wouldn't you know ol' Zack & Becky's boys are at it again. Jacob done got into the birthrights while Esau was starving, and Esau being a ginger and all, let his uncontrollable rage escape him. Meanwhile Jacob done run off to the land of Labia to have about 5011 children with every…

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I Enjoyed the Sodomy, but the Gomorrah left a Bad Taste in my Mouth 53:13

2y ago53:13

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Send us a text Holy shit! It's our TENTH EPISODE! We're celebrating with the longest intro in our history. lol (Not as long as Genesis though, good lord. how long is this book? What have we signed on for here? Skip 10 minutes in to miss all the good stuff) We kick it off with an impromptu Furnace Fest review, and a bit of the old "Love Thy Neighbor…

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Pope Quiz Haughty Shiite! 57:51

2y ago57:51

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Send us a text While Shauncey is off at Furnace Fest, let's check in, and see where we're at with our beliefs. You can play along at home, and record your own answers. https://www.beliefnet.com/entertainment/quizzes/beliefomatic.aspx Let us know how you scored! Won't you join us, friend?Af Jason Leger & Shauncey Fury

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