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Send us a text Magic Buttons, Toothless Nightmares, and European Lizards Invading Ohio 🦎💀🍻 We’re back with another completely unhinged episode, and this one’s got everything—messed-up dreams, vocal regrets, and the biggest scandals from our high school days. First up, we tackle the real questions: 🔘 If you had a magic button that did anything you wanted, what would it be? (Some of our answers should probably be illegal.) 🍳 When does a pan officially become a pot? (A debate so dumb, yet so necessary.) 🛌 Do blind people dream? (And if so, how ?) Then, things get weird : 😱 David had a dream where his teeth were falling out—what does it mean? 🦎 Apparently, European lizards are taking over Ohio. (We don’t know why either.) 🖊️ If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be? (Regret is inevitable.) As if that wasn’t enough: 🎭 Who said it—James Bond or Austin Powers? (Turns out, they're way too similar.) 🏆 Sports Mount Rushmore—who are the four GOATs of these “sports” of all time? 🎂 Celebrity birthdays—Chris has one second to say the first thing that comes to mind. We also hit some real-life scams, including: ⏳ Why has a "10-minute oil change" NEVER taken 10 minutes?! 🤯 Unexpectedly hilarious responses people have gotten online. And of course, we wrap it all up with: 🍻 This week’s Pour Choices—aka, what questionable drink are we suffering through this time? 👅 Favorite tongue twisters. 🏫 What was the biggest scandal at your high school? ( We probably shouldn't be sharing some of these... ) Another episode filled with terrible takes, questionable humor, and absolutely zero valuable life lessons. Grab a drink and lower your standards—this one's a ride. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 5:42 – MAGIC BUTTON 9:29 – WHEN DOES A PAN BECOME A POT? 12:15 – DO BLIND PEOPLE DREAM? 16:04 – GETTING TATTED UP! 17:44 – CHRIS’S DREAMS 19:28 – EUROPEAN LIZARDS TAKING OVER OHIO 21:36 – MY TEETH ARE FALLING OUT!? 26:53 – DREAMS AROUND THE WORLD 29:28 – TOP 5 MOST COMMON DREAMS 31:28 – WHO SAID IT – JAMES BOND OR AUSTIN POWERS? 34:20 – NATIONAL MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY 37:42 – SPORTS MOUNT RUSHMORE 44:17 – UNEXPECTED RESPONSES 50:24 – 10 MINUTES OR LESS 52:16 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 57:02 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:00:08 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TONGUE TWISTER? 1:08:37 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST SCANDAL AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL? 1:15:04 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WouldYouRather #DreamsAreWeird #TattooRegrets #EuropeanLizards #10MinuteOilChangeLies #HighSchoolScandals #SportsGOATs #PodcastForMen…

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#58 DING FRIES ARE DONE! 1:16:25

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Send us a text Hiding a Giraffe, Blue Junk, and the Great Sandwich Debate 🦒🍞💩 This episode is a perfect mix of absolute stupidity, unnecessary debates, and life’s real questions—like how the hell would you hide a giraffe from the government? (We have some very illegal ideas.) Then, sh*t gets philosophical: 🥪 If you cut a sandwich in half, do you have two sandwiches or two half sandwiches? (Friendships were almost lost over this one.) 🍩 What would happen if you made a sandwich using donuts? (Spoiler: It’s either genius or heart failure waiting to happen.) 🍪 Crumbl Cookies—are they actually good, or just overpriced sugar bricks? From there, we spiral into: 🗣️ Chris mispronouncing “Gesundheit” in a way that should be illegal. 🎶 Guess the song—where Chris reads lyrics like a robot and David has to figure out what the hell it is. 📍 Zephyrhills, Florida—where fun goes to die. And because this podcast has zero boundaries: 💻 David introduces Chris to a website that literally just tells you if your computer is on. 🍆 Chris cleaned his toilet, and now his junk is blue. (Don’t ask. Just listen.) 🚽 Men spending 40 minutes on the toilet—what the f* are we even doing in there? Finally, we close it out with: 💸 Fast Money—where our brains get put to the test (and fail miserably). 📢 What sound should play every time you orgasm? (This is possibly the worst Ask Reddit question we’ve ever answered.) And of course, this week’s Pour Choices, because at this point, we drink just to make sense of this show. 🍻 Sit back, crack a beer, and get ready for an hour of chaos, stupidity, and the kind of humor your girlfriend probably hates. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:04 – DO ROOSTERS LAY EGGS? 5:40 – HOW WOULD YOU HIDE A GIRAFFE? 11:42 – 1 WHOLE SANDWICH OR 2 HALF SANDIWCHES? 13:07 – DONUT SANDWICH 14:31 – AFTER SCHOOL SNACKS 16:47 – CRUMBL COOKIES 18:11 – GESUNDHEIT 20:27 – 16 & PREGNANT 23:29 – SNAPE’S BEEN CASTED! 26:44 – GUESS THE SONG 34:03 – ZEPHYRHILLS, FLORIDA 41:54 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 46:16 – UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE 48:55 – ISMYCOMPUTERON.COM 51:00 – FAST MONEY 56:42 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT ARE MEN DOING ON THE TOILET 1:04:18 – ASK REDDIT - IF YOU COULD CHOOSE A SOUND THAT PLAYED EVERY TIME YOU N**, WHAT WOULD IT BE? 1:12:18 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WouldYouRather #SandwichDebate #CrumblCookiesSuck #ZephyrhillsFlorida #ToiletConfessions #GuessTheSong #AskReddit #PodcastForMen…

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#57 IS THIS YOUR CAR? 1:09:45

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Send us a text Getting Arrested, Peeing in Cement, and Drafting the Ultimate Karen 🚔🎨🍌 If you’ve ever wondered what crime your friends think you’d get arrested for, this is the episode for you. We kick things off with Chris trying to guess what felony David would most likely commit, and honestly… some of these are too accurate. Then, things take a turn: 👮 Chris got pulled over – did he talk his way out of it, or is he recording this from county lockup? 💦 If you were submerged in wet cement up to your waist and it hardened, could you still pee? (This is the kind of scientific research we prioritize.) 🧥 How the f*** do you fix a hoodie drawstring? (Seriously, why is this harder than solving world hunger?) And because we can’t stay on topic for more than five minutes: 🍌 Chris met the Savannah Bananas – and no, that’s not a weird sex cult, it’s a baseball team. 🎨 Famous painting or toddler scribble? We put our art knowledge (or lack thereof) to the test. 📍 GeoGuessr proves we have no idea where anything is. 🔄 Small world moments that make you rethink reality. Other highlights include: Netflix prices are up again, because of course they are. What’s the point of jellyfish? No, really—what do they even do? How can you drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia?! The “Karen Draft” – assembling the most insufferable lineup of all time. What’s your go-to “struggle meal”? (If you’ve eaten a ketchup sandwich, we see you.) If your sex life was a movie, what would the title be? (Prepare for some depressing and/or wildly optimistic answers.) And of course, this week’s Pour Choices, because at this point, alcohol is the only thing holding this podcast together. 🍻 Buckle up for chaos, dumb questions, and the occasional existential crisis—just another day on the Pour Choices Show. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:27 – IF I GOT ARRESTED… 3:22 – CHRIS GOT PULLED OVER 9:22 – COULD YOU PEE IN HARDENED CEMENT? 11:08 – PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS 14:00 – FIXING DRAWSTRINGS 12:27 – MILLION DOLLAR IDEA 19:33 – HVAC UPDATE 20:37 – SAVANNAH BANANAS 24:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITT ROMNEY! 27:00– RANDOM THINGS 30:32 – LITTLE PEEPS 31:22 – TAMPA ART FESTIVAL 38:22 – ABSTRACT ART 41:25 – WHO PAINTED IT – FAMOUS ARTIST OR TODDLER? 47:22 – SMALL WORLD, AINT IT? 51:48 – KAREN DRAFT 58:07 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 59:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS YOUR GO TO "STRUGGLE" MEAL? 1:04:09 – ASK REDDIT – IF A MOVIE WAS MADE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE, WHAT WOULD THE TITLE BE?1:07:00 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #KarenDraft #WeirdQuestions #PeeingInCement #JellyfishAreUseless #ArtOrToddler #NetflixPriceHike #StruggleMeals #PodcastForMen…

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#56 THE GREAT EMU WAR 1:27:59

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Send us a text Cyclops Tears, Bear Pants, and the Great Emu War – Absolute Nonsense Incoming 🦸‍♂️🦆🍻 Buckle up, degenerates—this episode goes from pop culture madness to historical stupidity in record time. First up, we celebrate the birthday of Tiger King himself (because nothing screams America like a mullet and exotic animals). Then, we get deep into the real questions: 🐻 How would a bear wear pants? (Legit debate. It got heated.) 👶 Why do babies and old people act the same? (And at what point does the switch flip?) 🔫 The Great Emu War—when Australia went to war with birds… and lost. From there, we talk Keanu Reeves, and how he was almost the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens (because John Wick is undefeated, and if Trent Dilfer can do it, well, we probably can), tackle Chris’s venture into an early spring cleaning, and unload some fire Harry Potter jokes—because nothing’s off-limits. More highlights from this fever dream of an episode: ⚾ Are we past time to play America’s pastime, or could a couple dudes pushing 40 still knock one out of the park? 🐟 "Teach a man to fish"—but what if that man sucks at fishing? 🚢 Titanic lobsters—how lucky were they? 👨‍⚕️ Guess what these doctors actually doctor. (Spoiler: We’re way off.) 🦍 Why the hell didn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Seriously, wtf, Disney?) Then, because we have zero chill, we discuss: The most useless waste of money in human history. What if God was actually pronounced ‘Jod’? (Yep, it’s one of those discussions.) A hometown plane crash story that somehow turns into comedy. And of course, this week’s Pour Choices, because bad beer choices are kinda our thing. 🍻 This episode is a full-on mess in the best way possible. Grab a drink, embrace the chaos, and let’s get weird. 🍺 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:28 – OPENING QUESTIONS 8:01 – CYCLOPS TEARS 11:09 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER KING! 14:25 – HOW WOULD A BEAR WEAR PANTS? 16:51 – BABIES & OLD PEOPLE 18:02 – THE GREAT EMU WAR| 25:58 – KEANU REEVES DRAFTED 1ST OVERALL 26:40 – SPRING CLEANING 30:50 – HARRY POTTER JOKES 37:17 – AMERICA’S PASTIME 46:13 – PICK 3 NUMBERS 52:15 – TITANIC LOBSTERS 54:04 – TEACH A MAN TO FISH 55:36 – GUESS WHAT THESE DOCTOR’S DOCTOR 1:01:39 – WHY DIDN’T TARZAN HAVE A BEARD? 1:02:08 – PLANE CRASHES 1:04:41 – HONEYMOONIVERSARY 1:08:49 – TWO HALVES OF LIFE 1:11:29 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:15:43 – HOMETOWN PLANE CRASH 1:16:52 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IF GOD WAS PRONOUNCED JOD? 1:19:11 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY IN HUMAN HISTORY? 1:25:27 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #GreatEmuWar #HarryPotterJokes #WouldYouRather #KeanuReevesDraft #WeirdHistory #BaseballDebates #UselessSpending #PodcastForMen…

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#55 THE SECRET TO LOOKING YOUNGER 1:36:16

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Send us a text Blockbuster Diarrhea, Racial Slurs, and Male Stereotypes – Another Unhinged Episode 🎮💩🍻 If you’re looking for structure, logic, or even a shred of decency—this ain’t it. This week, we kick things off by asking what makes you a Toys-R-Us kid before spiraling into existential nonsense like aging in reverse and why waking up at 3 AM feels like an out-of-body experience. Then, things take a turn: 💰 Would you rather earn $1 per compliment or $10 per insult? (Get ready to ruin friendships.) 💩 Would you rather have poop everytime you pop or have a 5% chance of dropping a racial slur in every conversation? (We really shouldn’t be allowed to make these decisions.) 📼 Blockbuster used to give us the runs. (Yep, that’s a real story.) We also get culturally educated by comparing Germany vs. Japan, debating the superiority of Japanese toilets, and diving into the weirdest world records that somehow exist. Other absolute gems from this episode: Ant-to-human ratio—is it actually a million to one? Acting out ridiculous scenarios like we're actually talented – Betty White tried to smuggle what!? Mind-melting paradoxes that will make you question everything. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? (Spoiler: No.) Do YOU fit these ridiculous male stereotypes? Fashion show? On this podcast? You bet your ass. And because we can’t help ourselves: 🎥 Pornhub Title or Lifetime Movie? (Good Luck) 🕰️ 90s & 2000s nostalgia—what disappeared that we actually miss? 🤯 What’s something you cannot believe is actually real? We wrap it up with this week’s Pour Choices, because at this point, alcohol is a necessity. Buckle up, grab a drink, and prepare to question your life choices for tuning in. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 2:06 – WHAT MAKES YOU A TOYS-R-US KID? 2:49 – AGING IN REVERSE 7:10 – WAKING UP AT 3 AM 10:37 – WOULD YOU RATHER – $1 PER COMPLIMENT OR $10 PER INSULT 12:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER – INCONVENIENT POOP OR RACIAL SLUR 14:07 – BLOCKBUSTER GIVES ME THE RUNS 18:18 – GERMANY VS JAPAN 24:00 – TOILETS IN JAPAN 27:09 – U.K. VACATION 29:52 – MYSTERY PILL FOLLOW UP 31:20 – BIRDS DON’T URINATE 32:34 – DUMBEST WORLD RECORDS 43:05 – ANT TO HUMAN RATIO 44:34 – ACT IT OUT 49:06 – PARADOXES 54:38 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? 58:28 – DO YOU FIT THESE MALE STEREOTYPES? 1:05:34 – PORNHUB TITLE OR LIFETIME MOVIE 1:10:28 – RANDOM QUESTIONS 1:16:00 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:19:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS NORMAL IN THE 90’s & 2000’s, BUT HAS DISAPPEAREDTODAY? 1:24:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU CANNOT BELIEVE IS REAL? 1:31:27 – UNCLE JACK 1:32:08 – NATIONAL DAYS & BIRTHDAY WISHES 1:35:15 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WouldYouRather #MaleStereotypes #90sNostalgia #ParadoxDebates #WeirdWorldRecords #ToiletTalk #AreYouSmarterThanA5thGrader #PodcastForMen…

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#54 YOU'VE GOT MAIL 1:19:35

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Send us a text Goat Debates, Time-Traveling Trumps, and the Dumb Sh*t Old People Say 🐐⏳🎙️ This episode goes off the rails real quick, so consider yourself warned. We’re kicking things off with some important Christmas hypotheticals—if a naughty kid actually asks for coal, what do they get instead? Then we jump into a life-or-death question that no one wants to answer: Would you rather f* a goat and no one knows, or NOT f*** a goat, but everyone thinks you did?** Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Things don’t slow down from there: 🔄 If you had to swap lives with a fictional character, but it was their WORST day ever, who would it be? 🕰️ The theory that the Trump family are time travelers. Yeah, we went full conspiracy theory mode. 🎤 Back by popular demand – Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes, because why not? And because we’re all about nostalgia: 🛑 Old people do and say the dumbest things. 📼 Blind ranking nostalgic things—will we get it right or totally screw it up? 🔙 Taking a trip down Nostalgia Lane (cue the Nickelback flashbacks). Somehow, we also squeezed in: 💰 What’s the most illegal thing you can do with a single dollar? 🔫 Why one of us HAD to join the NRA. 🦗 Do bugs sneeze? Do animals have inner monologues? (Serious science happening here.) And of course, we round it all out with this week’s Pour Choices, because nothing pairs better with goat debates and time-travel conspiracies than a questionable beer selection. Buckle up, grab a drink, and get ready for the most unhinged episode yet. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:33 – WHAT DO NAUGHTY KIDS GET FOR CHRISTMAS IF THEY ASK FOR COAL? 4:05 – SWAPPING LIVES WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS 6:25 – GOATS… JUST GOATS 8:25 – GROWTH SPURT 11:16 – GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE 19:50 – GUESS THE COMPANY’S ORIGINAL LOGO 24:10 – THE TRUMP’S ARE TIME TRAVELERS 30:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEAL! 33:00 – HIGH CHOLESTEROL 38:13 – BREAST CANCER AWARENESS 40:09 – JOINING THE NRA 42:25 – WHAT GIVES YOU NOSTALGIA? 48:06 – BLIND RANKING NOSTALGIC THINGS 50:24 – TRIP DOWN NOSTALGIA LANE 54:57 – GUESS THE ACRONYM – THINGS YOUR MOM SAID WHEN YOU WERE A KID 1:00:21 – RANDOM QUESTIONS 1:02:22 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:03:53 – HARRY POTTER YO MAMA JOKES 1:08:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM THE OLD DAYS 1:12:27 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST ILLEGAL THING YOU CAN DO WITH ONE DOLLAR? 1:19:38 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #TimeTravel #NostalgiaTrip #CustomerService #OldPeopleSayTheDumbestThings #HarryPotterJokes #WouldYouRather #PopCulture #PodcastForMen…

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#53 ONE YEAR OF POUR CHOICES 1:21:41

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Send us a text A Year of Bad Decisions, Tuna Salad, and Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes 🎉🍻 It’s our one-year anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how—by drinking, roasting each other, and spiraling into some of the dumbest (but most necessary) conversations imaginable. We kick things off with this week’s Pour Choices, because no episode is complete without questionable beer decisions. Then we dive straight into one-night stands, HIV, and David’s unfortunate situation happening downstairs… Yeah, it’s exactly what you think. Other absolute gems in this episode: 🔥 Home repair fails and surviving Florida’s "winter." 🥪 Matthew McConaughey’s weird-ass tuna salad recipe. 🧼 Do you actually wash your legs in the shower? (Some of y’all are about to get exposed.) 🚒 Steve Buscemi was a firefighter!? 🏟️ Can you name the 12 cities with all four major sports teams? (Spoiler: We couldn’t.) ⚔️ Top 10 greatest sports rivalries of all time. And because we can’t keep things normal: Abraham Lincoln’s birthday gets a shoutout (because why not?). Harry Potter fan theories that actually make sense. "Yo Mama" jokes, but make them Harry Potter. Oh, and let’s not forget: 🎤 Who the hell is Mike Posner again? 🚨 The biggest instant day-ruiners, according to Ask Reddit. 😈 If you could curse your worst enemy with one minor inconvenience every day for life, what would it be? Finally, we wrap things up with Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, where we confirm—once again—that no, we are not. It’s been a wild year, and we’re just getting started. Grab a beer, lower your expectations, and let’s celebrate the dumbest podcast anniversary ever. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 4:14 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 7:12 – ONE NIGHT STAND 8:54 – HOME MOVIES 10:27 – THAT’S WHEN I KNEW WE WEREN’T GONNA WORK OUT 12:45 – DAVID’S DOWNSTAIRS UNIT 16:07 – TUNA SALAD 20:43 – DO YOU WASH YOUR LEGS 26:01 – ALLERGIC TO HERBOLOGY 28:10 – STEVE BUSCEMI WAS A FIREFIGHTER!? 28:45 – SCHOOL ID’S 30:15 – AY DIOS, MIO 31:25 – GUESS THE 12 CITIES WITH ALL 4 MAJOR SPORTS TEAMS 36:16 – GUESS THE TOP 10 RIVALRIES IN SPORTS HISTORY 41:25 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINCOLN! 43:38 – I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD 48:08 – HARRY POTTER THEORIES 56:09 – YO MAMA JOKES (HARRY POTTER EDITION) 58:43 – YO MAMA JOKES 1:01:35 – WHO’S MIKE POSNER? 1:03:36 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT AUTOMATICALLY RUINS YOUR DAY? 1:08:16 – ASK REDDIT – IF THE PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST WERE TO EXPERIENCE ONE SLIGHT INCONVENIENCE EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, WHAT WOULD IT BE? 1:14:59 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? 1:19:38 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #HarryPotter #TinderDate #TunaSalad #SportsRivalries #HappyAnniversay #YoMama #Nostalgia #Hygiene #HIVAwareness…

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#52 ONE DOLLAR, BOB 1:12:21

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Send us a text 100 Million Dollars, Talking Pets, and the Bob Draft – Pure Chaos Ensues 💰🐶🍻 Alright boys, strap in because this episode is one hell of a ride. We’re kicking things off with some hard-hitting scientific inquiries, like how many pennies would fit in your room? and the even more important question—would you stay in a building for the rest of your life for $100 million? Spoiler: We’re way too broke to say no. Then we dive into the important topics: 🐶 What would our pets say if they could talk? (Jolene’s probably roasting us.) 🚔 Cops in the North vs. Cops in the South – it’s a different breed of law enforcement. 🚗 Top 5 states with the worst drivers (looking at you, Virginia… seriously, f*** Virginia). And because we’re all about the hard-hitting journalism: 📜 Bob Draft – who are the top Bobs of all time? Bob Ross? Bob Marley? Bob the Builder? The debates get heated. 🌈 Is It Gay? – we settle the real questions that insecure guys ask in group chats. 🔤 Isograms – words that don’t repeat letters… why do we care? No idea, but here we are. 🏴‍☠️ Trying to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch – spoiler: we fail miserably. Then it’s onto Guess the Year, Hypothetical Questions, and this week’s Pour Choices – because bad beer choices are part of our brand at this point. And we round it out with some Ask Reddit madness: What’s the weirdest unwritten rule at hotels? (Hint: We all steal the mini shampoos.) What’s the worst physical sensation ever? (If you’ve ever bitten a piece of aluminum foil, you already know.) It’s dumb, it’s chaotic, and it’s exactly what your brain needs. Crack a beer and let’s get into it. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:29 – HOW MANY PENNIES WOULD FIT IN YOUR ROOM?2:36 – SENDING YOUR MOM MY WOOD 2:54 – PINCH-A-PENNY 3:39 – WOULD YOU NEVER LEAVE THE BUILDING FOR $100 MILLION? 6:51 – WHAT WOULD YOUR PETS SAY IF THEY COULD TALK? 9:23 – F*** VIRGINIA 19:14 – COPS IN THE NORTH VS THE SOUTH 26:14 – TOP 5 STATES WITH MOST TICKETED DRIVERS 28:06 – BOB DRAFT 34:09 – IS IT GAY? 41:11 – ISOGRAMS 46:33 – LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH, WALES 47:56 – GUESS THE YEAR 49:45 – HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS 54:29 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:00:17 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS AN UNWRITTEN RULES AT HOTELS? 1:03:59 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST/MOST UNPLEASANT PHYSICAL SENSATION? 1:07:56 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #BobDraft #WouldYouRather #FunnyDebates #AskReddit #IsItGay #WeirdQuestions #AdultHumor #PodcastForMen…

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#51 THANKS FOR THE WARNING, OFFICER 1:16:47

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Send us a text Summoning Spells, Dirty Riddles, and the Ultimate Pizza Throwdown! 🍕🍻 Buckle up, fellas—this week’s episode is packed with unfiltered laughs, weird debates, and the kind of humor you didn’t know you needed. This week we kick things off with a quick discussion about the headache that is editing the audio for these damn shows, and then take a hard look at why Elon Musk is one of the weirdest dudes on the planet (seriously, dude’s a whole vibe). Then things get personal: 🪄 What 5 items would summon you? (Spoiler: beer and regret are definitely on the list.) 👂 Where would you put a third ear? because why not make it weird? It’s chaos as we dive into: Who’s Most Likely? – Kevin Costner vs. Pharrell Williams. A life hack for remembering where you put your sh*t that may or may not work. A pizza war that gets heated—Chicago vs. New York vs. Detroit style. 🍕 And of course, we had to go there: 🧩 Dirty Mind Riddles. We promise it’s not what you think… 🎨 A game of Geography & Art Trivia that proves we’re definitely not Picasso. 🎵 A debate on whether or not there are people out there that don’t like music. ANY kind of music… 🧠 And the wildest realization yet—some people don’t even have an inner monologue! But, do the ones that do talk to themselves in an accent? This week’s Pour Choices keeps the drinks flowing as we dive into Ask Reddit bangers: What’s the dumbest thing someone’s ever said to you? What’s something white people love to say? (Hint: “We’re not mad, just disappointed.”) Oh, and apparently, we’re esports influencers now. Or parental influencers? Don’t worry, we’re just as confused as you are. So, grab a drink, order a pizza, and get ready for an episode that’s loud, dumb, and unapologetically fun. Cheers, boys! 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:24 – AUDIO EDITING 2:36 – SENDING YOUR MOM MY WOOD 3:55 – WHAT 5 ITEMS WOULD BE NEEDED TO SUMMON YOU? 7:54 – IF YOU HAD A THIRD EAR, WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT? 11:59 – POOR CHOICE OF THE WEEK 14:46 – ELON MUSK IS A WEIRD DUDE 17:42 – WHO’S MOST LIKELY? – KEVIN COSTNER OR PHARREL WILLIAMS 23:33 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 30:33 – LIFE HACK! 32:36 – GEOGRAPHY & ART 41:06 – CHICAGO STYLE VS NEW YORK STYLE VS DETROIT STYLE 42:38 – DIRTY MIND RIDDLES 45:24 – FAST MONEY 48:05 – IS THERE ANYONE THAT DOESN’T LIKE MUSIC? 50:29 – SOME PEOPLE DON’T HAVE AN INNER MONOLOGUE!? 53:40 – IT’S PLANTATION! 56:23 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 58:58 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE DUMBEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU? 1:05:31 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING WHITE PEOPLE LOVE TO SAY 1:12:17 – WE’RE INFLUENCERS! …FOR ESPORTS..? 1:16:12 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #PizzaWars #DirtyRiddles #AdultHumor #TriviaGames #AskReddit #Influencer #eSports #AudioEditing…

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#50 CANCEL THIS PODCAST! 1:21:19

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Send us a text Courtroom Chaos, Blindfolded Art, and the Largest Animal You Could KO! This week’s episode brings double the guests, double the laughs, and a whole lot of chaos! 🎉 David kicks things off by hilariously interrupting Chris Is it John Cena, or Erik? Is it Stone Cold, or Tally? But just when things start rolling, technical difficulties strike—Chris can’t see the guests, and the guests can’t see one of the hosts. It’s podcasting at its finest. The fun continues as we debate life’s most bizarre questions: 🦍 What’s the largest animal you could knock out with one punch? 👕 Chris calls out Erik’s questionable attire, leading to some group roasting. Then, things get theatrical with Let’s Go to Court!, where we take turns as prosecutor, defendant, attorney, and judge in some wild mock cases. ⚖️ We also dive into: The Life of Tally, from dating app adventures in rural Idaho to his shocking story about Ms. Thailand 👀 Match Game nostalgia with a hilariously chaotic reenactment of the classic game show Blindfolded masterpieces in Blindfolded Drawing 🎨 A fast-paced round of Jeopardy! And, of course, no episode is complete without a spirited game of Would You Rather that goes off the rails in the best way possible. Grab a drink, buckle up, and join us for one of our most unpredictable episodes yet! 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 2:49 – GUEST INTRO #1 3:57 – GUEST INTRO #2 5:04 – TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES 8:01 – WHAT’S THE LARGEST ANIMAL YOU COULD KNOCK OUT WITH ONE PUNCH? 11:32 – ERIK’S ATTIRE 12:23 – FOREIGN ACCENT SYNDROME 14:32 – LET’S GO TO COURT! 40:58 – TALLY’S VIDEO EDIT 41:28 – THE LIFE OF TALLY 43:50 – MATCH GAME 51:26 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 56:32 – BLINDFOLDED DRAWING 1:04:59 – JEOPARDY! 1:20:34 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #TechnicalDifficulties #LetsGoToCourt #DrawingChallenge #Ghosting #TikTok #MatchGame #ControversialTopics #DatingAppStories #Jeopardy #PodcastLife…

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#49 WE'RE FAT & WE'RE DRINKIN' 1:25:16

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Send us a text Beer, Brain Twisters, and Severance: A Deep Dive into Memory and Mandela Madness! This week’s episode is all about memory, mind-bending shows, and a little bit of beer to keep things interesting. 🍻 We start things off with This Week’s Pour Choices, where we try a new beer, rate it 1–10, and (hopefully) don’t regret it. Then, it’s time for chaos: how many weddings would you ruin for $75,000 a pop? Let’s just say, we’ve got some interesting answers. The brain games begin as we imagine our memories as amusement parks (what would your main attraction be?) and dive into Apple TV’s mind-blowing show, Severance: 🧠 Season 1 recap 🎬 What we’re excited about for Season 2 🤔 Would you get severed in real life? 🔍 Loopholes and unanswered questions that kept us up at night 💡 Fan theories that might just blow your mind The memory theme continues with a comparison to Upload on Prime TV, a game of Memory Movie Trivia, and an exploration of the Mandela Effect: What is it? Can you tell the difference between real vs. Mandela Effect images? Plus, a list of mind-bending Mandela Effect examples that’ll make you question reality. And if that wasn’t enough, we wrap it up with the Hidden Word Game, a trivia challenge you don’t want to miss! Grab a drink, buckle up, and prepare for an episode that’ll leave you questioning everything you thought you remembered. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:36 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 4:31 – HOW MANY WEDDINGS WOULD YOU RUIN? 8:29 – IF YOUR MEMORIES WERE AN AMUSEMENT PARK, WHICH MEMORY WOULD BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION? 13:45 – SEVERANCE SYNOPSIS 18:27 – ANXIOUSLY AWAITING SEVERANCE SEASON 2 23:55 – WOULD YOU GET SEVERED? 31:37 – SEVERANCE LOOPHOLES 38:10 – UNANSWERED QUESTIONS FROM SEVERANCE SEASON 1 51:01 – “UPLOAD” ON PRIME TV 53:57 – SEVERANCE FAN THEORIES 1:00:56 – MEMORY MOVIE TRIVIA 1:08:10 – MANDELA EFFECT 1:09:28 – REAL OR MANDELA 1:12:31 – MANDELA EFFECT EXAMPLES 1:21:24 – HIDDEN WORD GAME 1:22:49 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #SeveranceRecap #MandelaEffectTrivia #BeerTasting #SeveranceSeason2 #MemoryGames #PodcastLife #FunnyPodcastMoments #FanTheoriesDiscussion…

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#48 PEOPLE FRIENDLY, BUG DEADLY 1:29:07

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Send us a text Fruit Flies, Amazon, Stairs, and Chairs – Pure Podcast Mayhem! This week’s episode is an absolute rollercoaster of random debates, weird hypotheticals, and hot NFL QBs. 🏈🔥 First, Happy Birthday David Bowie, but we’re tackling the real issues—Is it pronounced “Boh-ee” or “Bow-ee”? (Spoiler: we still don’t agree.) Then it’s onto fruit fly invasions and a round of Try Not to Say the Same Answer that we should have put a little more thought into. We’re testing our brand knowledge by guessing companies’ original logos and flexing our movie knowledge with Guess the Movie from the Cast (yes, Mars Attacks made the list). The chaos continues with: 🎬 Genius movie ideas that Hollywood needs to call us about 📦 Record-breaking number Amazon orders in 2024 – what did we even buy? 🏆 Hot Guy Draft – NFL QB Edition (brace yourself for some serious debates) Plus, we rang in the new year, but the people in NYC are psychotic; and see if Chris can survive the American Citizenship Test (it’s not looking good). And as always, Random Questions delivers absolute gold: Are there more chairs or stairs in the world? When the pope dies… is it a promotion or termination? Kirby vs. Kirby – what happens if they inhale each other? Conjoined twin crimes – how does that sentencing work? To top it off, we play Million Dollars, But…, write another 20-word story, and dive into Ask Reddit’s most pointless rules in society that we all still follow. So come join us – grab a drink, sit back, and let the nonsense unfold! 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:32 – IS IT PRONOUNCED “BOH-EE” OR “BOW-EE”? 4:22 – OPENING QUESTION 8:50 – ATTACK OF THE FRUIT FLIES 11:13 – TRY NOT TO SAY THE SAME ANSWER 15:31 – GUESS THE COMPANY’S ORIGINAL LOGO 25:19 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE CAST 39:48 – GENIUS MOVIE IDEA 41:48 – NEW RECORD FOR AMAZON ORDERS 45:19 – HOT GUY DRAFT – NFL QB EDITION 51:21 – 20 WORD STORY 52:18 – NEW YEARS IN NYC 57:47 – AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP TEST 1:04:21 – MILLION DOLLARS, BUT… 1:09:26 – RANDOM QUESTIONS 1:20:55 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS A POINTLESS RULE IN SOCIETY WE ALL STILL FOLLOW? 1:27:39 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #NFLQBDraft #FunnyDebates #RandomQuestionsPodcast #MovieTriviaGame #MillionDollarsBut #AskRedditFun #KirbyTheories #PodcastLife…

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#47 DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE SNAKES? 1:27:45

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Send us a text Medusa’s Pubes, Best Buy Beef, and Appliance Brackets – Kicking Off the New Year! Happy New Year! 🎉 It’s 2024, but don’t expect any “new year, new us” nonsense—we’re keeping the same chaotic energy. This week’s episode is packed with the most random (and hilarious) debates yet. First up: Best Buy is heightist (seriously, what’s with those top-shelf TVs?), and we take a deep dive into the age-old question—what are Medusa’s pubes made out of? 🐍 We’re recapping the best and worst of 2024 so far, revisiting Christmas highlights, and drafting the best household appliances in a bracket showdown that somehow gets way too competitive. Sports fans, we didn’t forget you—we’re ranking the Top 5 return TD leaders of all time and testing movie buffs with Guess the Movie from the Cast. 🎬 But that’s not all: 🤯 What if humans couldn’t lie? 💰 Which media franchises are worth the most (you’ll be shocked at #1)? 🌙 Chris shares his weirdest dreams (and yes, they’re as bizarre as you’d expect). Plus, we’re diving into Ask Reddit’s greatest hits: What profession seems less impressive as you age? What’s something that annoys you but doesn’t bother anyone else? Oh, and did we go viral? You’ll have to listen to find out. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:36 – BEST BUY IS HEIGHTIST! 7:12 – WHAT ARE MEDUSA’S PUBES MADE OUT OF? 12:25 – NEW YEAR, SAME US 15:21 – 2024 RECAP 27:03 – CURRENT EVENTS 31:19 – TOP 5 RETURN TD LEADERS OF ALL-TIME 35:31 – CHRISTMAS RECAP 36:51 – HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE BRACKET 45:38 – GUESS THE MOVIE BASED ON THE CAST 55:54 – WHAT IF HUMANS COULDN’T LIE? 1:00:41 – 20 WORD STORY 1:01:39 – MEDIA FRANCHISES NET WORTH 1:05:13 – CHRIS’S DREAMS 1:08:28 – DID WE GO VIRAL!? 1:09:52 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT PROFESSION HAS BECOME LESS IMPRESSIVE THE OLDER YOU’VE GOTTEN? 1:19:06 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING THAT ANNOYS YOU THAT DOESN’T BOTHER ANYONE ELSE? 1:24:41 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #MovieTrivia #2024Recap #AskReddit #RandomDebates #MovieTrivia #NFLTopPlays #WeirdQuestions #PodcastLife…

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#46 IS DIE HARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE? 1:24:07

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Send us a text Santa’s on the Run & Die Hard Debates: A Very Pour Choices Christmas! 🎅🎄 This week, we’re diving headfirst into the holiday madness—and it’s not all candy canes and snowflakes. Kicking things off, Santa lands at #1 on the FBI’s Most Wanted List (seriously, what’s he hiding?), and we settle once and for all if Die Hard is a Christmas movie. From there, it’s full-on holiday spirit: 🎁 Favorite Christmas gifts and wild Christmas scenarios 📜 A chaotic Dear Santa ad-lib letter you won’t want to miss 🎬 A Christmas movie bracket showdown (hot takes incoming!) But we’re not stopping there— 🔔 Can you blind rank Christmas traditions without offending grandma? 🎅 Is believing in Santa good for kids, or just a setup for disappointment? 🧸 Chronologically sort top-selling Christmas gifts from the past decades. And of course, Ask Reddit hits us with the tough questions: What do you hate about Christmas? White lights or multicolor on the tree? Real or fake tree? Grab your eggnog, get cozy by the fire, and let’s unravel the best (and weirdest) parts of Christmas. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:45 – SANTA IS #1 ON FBI’S MOST WANTED LIST! 12:57 – IS DIE HARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE!? 34:29 – CHRISTMAS SCENARIOS 37:51 – FAVORITE CHRISTMAS GIFT 40:30 – DEAR SANTA (AN AD LIB LETTER) 44:54 – CHRISTMAS MOVIE BRACKET 48:39 – BLIND RANKING CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS 51:20 – IS THE BELIEVING IN SANTA GOOD OR BAD? 55:50 – WHY WE STOPPED BELIEVING IN SANTA 1:01:04 – PUT THESE TOP SELLING CHRISTMAS GIFTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER 1:05:08 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT CHRISTMAS? 1:15:49 – ASK REDDIT – WHITE OR MULTICOLOR LIGHTS ON A CHRISTMAS TREE? 1:18:48 – CHRISTMAS TREE PREFERENCES 1:21:30 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #ChristmasPodcast #DieHardDebate #SantaClausTrivia #ChristmasMovieBracket #FunnyHolidayMoments #AskRedditChristmas #ChristmasTraditions #PodcastLife…

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#45 IS A SONG A SONG IF THERE AREN'T ANY WORDS? 1:31:08

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