Thanksgiving Blow-Out, A Bad Burrito Blow-Out, & A Dildo Drug Bust

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

You should expect on a podcast featuring stupidity that there will be one story of an exploding turkey fryer for Thanksgiving. And you would be correct if you did. Some college kids did not expect to get the backdoor trots after snapping up a $1 burrito bargain right before Thanksgiving break. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" talks about a woman who did not expect to implicate herself by asking cops for her dildo when they went looking for drugs in her backpack. You may not expect to find the caliber of stupidity in this episode when you hear what's in store this week.

• Woman's Plastic Surgery Transformation Is So Extreme That She Can't Renew Her Driver's License;
• True Love Is...Proposing to Girlfriend Right After She Shoots A Giant Buck;
• Woman Disgusted Her Boyfriend Only Washes His Sheets Twice a Year;
• A Drunk Guy Thought He Was Getting Someone's Number...But They CashApp'd Themselves from His Phone;
• Woman Mistakenly Tipped $7,000 On Subway Sandwich;
• Woman Stabs Boyfriend's Eye...Because He Was Looking at Other Women;
• "Christmas Tree Syndrome": A Woman's First Real Tree Almost Killed Her;
• A Man Tried to Kill Someone for "Eating All the Tacos";
• Susan Sarandon's Son Begs Fans to Stop Sharing Busty Video 'With Her Honkers Out';
• Stupid Criminal: A Wanted Woman Was Found Hiding...in a Couch;
• Woman Comes Home To Find Her Dog Sloppy Drunk After Getting Into Her Liquor Cabinet;
• Dogs Cause Up to $350K in Damage at Car Dealership;
• CA Man Busted for Homemade License Plate Using Sharpie & Duct Tape;
• Woman Pulls Down Her Pants To PEE in the Middle of a Flight;
• Quebec Conspiracy Theorist Concerned About Deliberately Set Wildfires Expected To Plead Guilty To Deliberately Setting Wildfires;
• 12-y/o MI Boy Steals Forklift From Middle School, Leads Police on Chase;
• FL Man Pleasured Himself While Riding a Bike;
• Woman Sues Chopt Restaurants After 'Chewing on a Portion of a Human Finger' in Salad.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Have A Stinky Friend & I Need To Let Them Know!" & “Help! – My Boyfriend Wants Me To Unfriend My Male Friends"

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