If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude! Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates and story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane! (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) https://www.amazon.com/Great-Big-Stupid-World ...
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Big Nude Boat Cruise, X-Rated Tummy Tat, & A Breastfeeding Husband
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Would you like to be out in the middle of the ocean on a boat full of naked people? Would you like to be wearing a tummy tat with a very naughty naked woman positioned strategically around your navel? Would you want your husband to breastfeed? Would you believe the sheer stupidity you'll be hearing in this week's episode?? It's almost too stupid fo…
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Cheeseball Man, Candy Crush Priest, & A Disneyland Mob of Moms Beatdown
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S5E67 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you're looking for instant fame, grab an orange ski mask & the biggest tub of cheese balls you can find. A Mother's Day tribute to all the moms who brawl at the "Happiest Place On Earth". A Pennsylvania Priest who was "powering up"..but not with the Holy Spirit. Take your stupidity to the next level with some of …
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"Pee Stain" Jeans, Mexican Rat Broth, & A Prostate-Helping "Hand Job"
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Back in the day, it was chic to buy expensive ripped jeans but now you can be trendy with "pee stained" jeans. Forget the chimichangas, if you want real Mexican food, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says it's gotta be rat broth. Guys, if you're worried about getting prostate cancer, you could be in "good hands". You'll be in disbelief after th…
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Washing Shredded Cheese, FL Bare-Footed Gator Wrestler, & DoorDashing To A Nudist
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S5E65 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It's the cheesiest idea yet for all the paranoid food freaks out there. FL gator grabber grapples an 8-ft. reptile with his bare feet while taking a break from an ice hockey game. A DoorDash driver refusing to deliver to a nudist faces a penalty for pulling out from her order. And this Bonus episode will deliver a h…
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Corn Chip School Suspension, A Corpse Co-Signer, & An 1,100 Mile Ghosted Date
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High schoolers have been suspended for a variety of things from academics to pranks. What about eating corn chips? People have tried many ways to get money out of people. One woman tried using a dead guy. Love will make you do a lot of stupid things, like fly half-way across the country to meet someone who never shows up. And there's plenty more of…
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WWE Gender Reveal, Airlines For Dogs, & Paintball DoorCams
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S5E63 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you think you've seen all there is to the different ways to reveal the gender of an upcoming birth, get ready for a pile-drive. The skies just got friendlier for Barkley & all his canine friends. The front doors of homes may become the place for target practice. This is the place where you can get enough stupidit…
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Scrabble For Snowflakes, Zombie Doll Romance, & Sex With A Toyota
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It's been 86 years, & Mattel has finally decided that humanity has digressed to the point that we need to dumb-down Scrabble. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tries to de-complicate a story about a "Ménage à Trois"...with DOLLS...and the woman who is in love with both--including a doll that is a "zombie". And you'll get to meet "Walter", who is…
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Dog Poop On A Plane, FBI "Nudges", & An Ax-Weilding Naked Woman
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S5E61 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Nothing makes a plane ride fun than when a dog craps in the aisle. If you got a "nudge" by an FBI agent, get ready to go to jail. Hell hath no fury like an angry woman...naked & swinging an ax. Nothing can compare to some of this stupidity... KY Man Didn't Want to Pay Child Support...So He Tried Faking His Own Death…
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Your Burrito & You, Hyper-Sexual "Zombie Cicadas", & A Chipotle Worker Shot Over Guac
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Did you know your personality can be summed up by the way you wrap your burrito? STD-infected zombie cicadas are coming out of the ground & they're horny! A Chipotle employee found out that guac can get him shot by an irate customer.... A Man Claims a Hotel's Staff Used His Toothbrush to Clean the Bathroom; Dan Orlovsky Goes Viral for Another Unfor…
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Boeing Blunders, Toilet Virginity, & Plague Squirrels
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S5E59 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - More disastrous tales of toilet woes from 35,000 ft. An Aussie woman was incensed that the remodelers installing toilets in her house violated their "virginity". Park Rangers are warning guests about the dangers of cute little animals who want to steal your food & give you the plague. And there's more stupidity awai…
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Divorce Gift Registries, The TRUMP Bible, & Bootlegged Dildos
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Now you can find online gift registries for your friends who are going through a DIVORCE. Did you know God was Republican & has sanctioned the Bible to Donald Trump? If you think the music licensing companies are ruthless when it comes to cracking down on copyrights, you haven't seen what happens when the sex toy industry tries to protect their "de…
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Bocox Treatments In CA, A Naked Pyro FL Woman, & Broccoli Freckles
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Forget Botox treatments for your bust...My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants you to think LOWER. If you hear about a naked woman setting fires to a church & a police car, you're probably in Florida. A new beauty hack that will have your teens asking for broccoli. And you'll be asking for more stupidity after you hear this week's show... 12-y/o…
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Lego-Head Mugshots, Naked Gym Workouts, & Squatters Stealing Homes
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S5E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A police department in CA has found a "creative" way to post photos of perps who commit non-violent crimes. A couple pays their gym to work out in the buff. Illegal migrants are using squatters' rights to steal homes from rightful owners. Ain't Uh-murika great? More stupidity like this ahead for your mid-week... GA …
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Naked Front Yard Jumping Jacks, Stockboy Gets Frisky With The Produce, & Easter Potato Roll
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Many of us are surprised as what some of our neighbors are doing, but not quite like what THIS neighbor was doing. Supermarkets can be a great place to find romance but when the stock in the fruits & vegetables is finding romance with the produce, you may want to find a new supermarket. PETA has a new (?) SPUDdering (??) "idea" to replace Easter Eg…
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Accidental Vasectomy, Smell Like Easter Peeps, & Making Pit Hair Sexy Again
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S5E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It's one thing to go into your local Kroger & ask for sliced bologna & receive sliced salami. But what if you're going under the knife to slice out your gall bladder & come out with your manhood sliced off? If you're all decked out in your Easter best for Sunday, you need to smell like Easter Peeps. A woman is aimin…
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A Toothbrush As a Sex Toy, Fentanyl-Packed Rectum, & High-School Toe-Lickers
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When is a toothbrush a sex toy? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about a man who tried to find out & it didn't end well. Drug pushers tend to push their evidence into various bodily cavities but one perp needed to removed the evidence while in the back of a police car. High school pep rallies try creative ways to excite the kids bu…
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Wendy's Dynamic Pricing Flop, Settling The Size Debate, & School Sword Fight Day
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S5E52 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Wendy's had a dynamic disaster when they released news they were launching "surge pricing". Does "size matter"? Nope. But circumference does. Sword fighting in school is all fun & games when the teacher brings in a samurai until someone's arm almost gets severed... It's all fun & stupidity here with this collection …
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Nipples Like Beckham, X-Rated Baby Name, & The FL Man Games!
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Now you can have the sexy, almond-like nipples like the famous soccer star! A baby is named for her grandparents but I doubt she'll ever use it in public. It was redneck heaven with hundreds of FL Men competing for the top honor. It is stupidity on octane this week... A Guy Offered a Lifetime Subscription to His Wife's OnlyFans Page for 2 Concert T…
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"Booger-Face" Mom, Deuce-Dropping Delivery Boy, & Taco-Loving Coon Bandits
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S5E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - You should always respect your parents or they'll knock some sense into your head...just like one mom who was called a "Booger Face" by her son. So, she whacked him so hard it shattered his glasses & cut his face. Now she's just a "Booger". You should always tip your delivery boy when he drops off your food or he ma…
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Putting the "Meth" In Methodist, Maggots On A Plane, & "Nose Goblins" That Wiggle
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I don't think Methodists practice what this one pastor does, in spite of the name. I don't think maggots should be raining down on economy passengers on an airline, & I don't think squirmy worms should be feasting inside your sinus cavity. But this is real stupidity here, folks... Nursing Home Residents Got Valentine's Day Cards...from a Funeral Ho…
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TP Your Ex-Valentine & Other "Crappy" Stupidity
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S5E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Most of the stories in this Midweek Bonus Episode are straight from the crapper...or are going straight TO the crapper... New Rule: Mt. Everest Climbers Must Collect Their Own Poop During the Journey; 40-y/o CA Woman Falls 25 Feet Inside Old Septic Tank; We Observed National Poop Day...46% of People Will Only Poop A…
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Another Naked FL Streaker, Wife Sleeps With Her Mummified Husband, & Doggy-doo On A Plane
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If you saw a naked man running along a highway, there's a pretty good chance you're in Florida. If you if a woman who's been sleeping with the corpse of her dead husband...for 4 years...it's probably happening in Russia. And if you are trapped in a crowded, enclosed space with a pooping Chihuahua, you're probably on a plane flight. And if you're he…
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Chicken-Chokin' In An Uber, Tampons In The Boy's Bathroom, & An Insta "PeanutButterEater"
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S5E46 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Uber drivers see a LOT of stupidity, but this driver had to clean up after one stupid passenger "finished" pleasuring himself. Kids are having to figure out which bathroom to use, but in CT the high school boys also have to figure out what is going into their bathrooms. One high school boy has figured out how to mak…
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A 'Tater-Peeler-Wielding Naked FL Woman, A "Circumcised" Pizza Hut, & Japanese Pig Cuddling
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Would you feel threatened if a naked woman came at you with a potato peeler? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants to know would you order from a Pizza Hut that had to close for the day due to "unforeseen CIRCUMCISIONS"? Would you cuddle with a pig a $15 for a half-hour? Would you listen to a podcast about stupidity? Too late.... Nancy Pelosi i…
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World's Longest Female Arm Hair, Duels For Politicians, & Foot Fetishes Goes Mainstream
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S5E44 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Would you date a girl with the world's longest arm hair? It might depend on WHERE it is. A lawmaker thinks bringing back DUELS is a good idea for politicians. There's a growing popularity in feet...but just make sure your foot is has proper symmetry because not just any ol' foot will do. But you'll have some well-ro…
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Deep Fried Toothpics, An Amish Buggy-jacking , & Bathroom Dance Clubs
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Another TikTok trend is sweeping the nation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will fill you in on a new delicacy that will be worth picking your teeth over. How bad is crime? The Amish are having their horse & buggies stolen. A convenience store chain has found a way to attract new customers by installing a disco ball in their bathrooms. It's an…
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Deadly Moobs, An Airline En-CRAP-Ment, & Snorting Caffeine
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S5E42 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you're a guy who sports an impressive pair of hooters, you may not live long. An unfortunate airline passenger literally got the crappiest seat on the plane. People are now buying a cocaine-looking powder on Amazon to snort to get their caffeine high. You'll do some snorting yourself when you hear what's in store…
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A "Farm-Her" in a Bikini, A Banned Bad Baby Name, & A White "Knigga"
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If you think farmers have a hard time making ends meet because of the economy, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will advise you that putting your farm girls in a bikini to milk cows will be UTTER-ly profitable! If you think you've heard of some bad baby names, none are so bad that a judge had to BAN it. Sportscasters will have to pronounce this…
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Shock Treatments For Your Nose, Christian Teacher Charged With Murder, & Drug Scanning Dog Pee
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S5E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you suffer from allergies, just electrocute your nostrils. If you have a "beloved" teacher at a Christian school, you might want to make sure she's not secretly trying to poison her husband. If you have to have your urine checked for drugs, you probably don't want your aunt's dog taking your drug test. If you hav…
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Crack "Between The Cheeks", A/C Duct "Conception", & Poopy Pants On A Plane
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One would expect to find a crack "between the cheeks" (if you get my drift), but one FL man had a different kind of "crack". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says there's love in the air...ducts...at a FL prison. It's one thing to endure a screaming baby on an airline flight, but it's a whole different thing to endure when a passenger "creams t…
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Disney Day Drinkers' Mascot MixUp, An Exploding Taco Bell Customer, & A Naked Cannonball At Bass Pro Shops
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S5E38 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - When Disney World messes with your trash can mascot, it can really mess with your emotions. When you reheat your Taco Bell in a microwave in its original wrapper, it can blow up. When you jump naked into a Bass Pro Shops aquarium, you're just stupid. And when you listen to this week's Bonus Episode, you'll understan…
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Police/Pig Chase, An Exploding Dunkin Toilet, & A Dildo Domestic Assault
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When the police are led on a chase by a pig, what would you call it? When a toilet at Dunkin blows up with a man sitting on it, does he get glazed chocolate doo-doo? When an ex-con's girlfriend suggests he get ED medication, she gets shellacked with a silicone schlong. And when you have a long holiday season, you get a boatload of stupidity... (How…
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The Satan Tarantula, BREATHING Causes Global Warming, & Baby Botox For Teens
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S5E36 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - There's a new spider that's been discovered to haunt your nightmares. There's a new cause of greenhouse gasses & it will take your breath away. And there's a new gimmick to stop aging in teenagers. And there's nothing new under the sun when it comes to pure stupidity... AL Man ‘High on Mushrooms’ Arrested in FL With…
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A Christmas Bonus Spud, A Castrating "Elf On A Shelf", & A Plague of Beavers
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I'll bet your Christmas bonus was better than what woman received. I'll bet your "Elf On A Shelf" wasn't found where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says that one pranking veterinarian put him. I'll bet you weren't plagued by hungry beavers. I'll bet you'll find the first episode of the new year full of stupidity... Spirit Airlines put unaccom…
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Airline Passenger Barfs ON Your Bags, Dorito's BOOZE, & Soup Made With A Bull's Junk
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Airlines provide bags to barf in if passengers get sick, but what does an airline do if a drunk passenger barfs all over YOUR bags? If it's American Airlines... NOTHING. Thankfully the passenger wasn't drunk on Dorito's-infused BOOZE. But would YOU get drunk on it? It may not make you barf, but having a bowl of hot, steamy, "penis & testicle" soup …
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Prairie Dogs & Otters In Your Shorts, McDonald's Brawl Over Pokemon, & A UK Teen Stuck In The 1940s
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S5E33 - Midweek BONUS Episode! - Are those prairie dogs in your underwear or are you just happy to see me? The customs agents in Thailand were not happy. Just about anything can trigger a fight in a McDonald's & not getting a Pokemon card in your Happy Meal can make one man really UN-happy. A 19-y/o UK man is perfectly happy living as if it were th…
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Pittsburgh Parking Scalper, A Mooning Middle School Sub, & A Possum In A Christmas Tree
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Parking is at a premium in Pittsburgh--especially when there's a Steeler's Game in town. And one couple was making the most of it by hawking parking spots in a lot they didn't own. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a substitute teacher in a Middle School who was arrested because he was ACTING like a Middle School boy by MOONING his stud…
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Beaten By A Sausage, Potato Chip Shooting, & Science Finds The "Perfect" Butt
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S5E31 Midweek BONUS Episode! - It was the worst kind of crime: A Sausage Assault! A waste of a perfect link. An Ohio man gets to enjoy prison food without potato chips all because he shot a guy over not sharing potato chips. One of life's biggest mysteries solved: Do you have the aesthetically "perfect" symmetrical fanny? Now science has statistica…
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Hannibal Lecter Facials, Inflatable Santa Shooting, & A Combustable Commode
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What people are now doing to their faces is shocking--literally. A drive-by shooting targets Santa. And a smoking "smart" toilet explodes...but not because of a bad burrito from the man sitting on it. After listening to all this stupidity, you'll feel pretty smart... Wawa Customer Knocks Man Out Because He Refused to Pay For Her Wine; Serial shrubb…
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A "Small World" Streaker, Sex Ed Prostituting Teacher, & Poop In A Pringle's Can
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S5E29 Midweek BONUS Episode! - Disneyland visitors really got to the a "small" world on a ride where a man stripped down to his birthday suit. Students at a school found out their sex ed teacher has a side-hustle. An attorney gets de-barred after depositing a Pringle's can of poop that he threw out his car window. There's plenty of stupidity that's…
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Thanksgiving Blow-Out, A Bad Burrito Blow-Out, & A Dildo Drug Bust
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You should expect on a podcast featuring stupidity that there will be one story of an exploding turkey fryer for Thanksgiving. And you would be correct if you did. Some college kids did not expect to get the backdoor trots after snapping up a $1 burrito bargain right before Thanksgiving break. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" talks about a woman…
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Loose Horse On A Plane, Breadfeeding On A Disney Ride, & Pooping On A Possum
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What's worse than "snakes on a plane"? How 'bout a horse on the loose? When mommy needs to breastfeed baby, she often does it in an isolated room or with some "covering". One mom whipped it out while riding on a Disney ride & the ride's automatic camera caught the WHOLE thing. What's worse than taking a dump in the middle of the road? Dropping your…
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Selfie Public Health Concern, Rationing The T.P., & Will Smith Gets "Fresh"
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S5E26 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - When stupidity gets out of hand, a mandatory "public health concern" will need to go into place. When wiping yourself gets out of hand, it's time to ration the toilet paper. When the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" gets out of hand with his CO-STAR in his dressing room, the paparazzi goes berserk. It's when things go bers…
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Exploding Whale Fail, Snake Bites Man's "Snake", & A Profitable Pet Psychic
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It's a special occasion when a community comes together to remember a moment in its history. An Oregon town does just that except this historic event was for an exploding sperm whale. Adult film actors have a high risk job...especially if you're a man that's acting with a python. If you think lawyers make a lot of money, you haven't met the former …
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Cocaine Cheeseburger, TP'ing The Fridge, & A Headbutting Soccer Coach
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S5E24 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - One Texas man had a condiment on his Wendy's cheeseburger that was illegal in Illinois...well, it would be illegal anywhere else, too. The Tik-Tok sages are telling your to put toilet paper in your fridge. A Florida man, who coaches a soccer team, wasn't using his head when he disagreed with a ref. Well, he WAS usin…
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SC Mayonnaise Tour, GrubHub Delivered Pee, & A "Curvy Girl" Baptist Preacher
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Every state has some sort of gimmick to bring in tourists. South Carolina thinks they can attract visitors who love mayonnaise. One GrubHub delivery boy thought he was delivering a Chick-Fil-A shake, but his customer did a taste test...and it WASN'T. A Baptist pastor & local mayor of a small GA town thought no one would know his secret life as the …
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World's Biggest Zucchini, Sauce Packet Treats, & BananaMan Whips Out His "Banana"
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S5E22 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - What do you say to a guy who wants you to come see his "world's longest zucchini? What do you do with your sauce packets that was dropped in your Halloween treat bucket? What is a man in a banana suit doing with his "banana" that got him arrested? So many stupid questions...so many stupid answers. And they're all in…
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Thanksgiving Pizza, FL Man Games, & Napoleon's Manhood
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Not having that many people over for your Thanksgiving Dinner this year? Order pizza! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is being urged to be a correspondent for the 1st Annual Florida Man Games in St. Augustine next year. What will be taking place? And will he actually attend? "Pancho" has also found that a piece of Napoleon Bonaparte is worth a…
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Flight School Fit, A Fried Pickled Date, & A Horse Hooker
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S5E20 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - What happens when you have an entitled 23-y/o who doesn't get what he wants in flight school? $120k in damages to your planes. What happens when you go on a date with a chick you meet on Bumble? $140 in fried pickles. What do you get when you advertise for a hooker for your miniature horse? Jail time. And there's mo…
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Pole Dancing Skeletons, Car Thief Foiled By A Forklift, & A Parental Football Fight
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There's plenty of examples where Halloween decorations prompt neighbors to complain over gory depictions, but what about decorations that are too sexy for your neighborhood? There's plenty of car thieves who get caught but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has one car thief who was hung out to dry on a forklift! And there's plenty of junior foot…
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