Police/Pig Chase, An Exploding Dunkin Toilet, & A Dildo Domestic Assault

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

When the police are led on a chase by a pig, what would you call it? When a toilet at Dunkin blows up with a man sitting on it, does he get glazed chocolate doo-doo? When an ex-con's girlfriend suggests he get ED medication, she gets shellacked with a silicone schlong. And when you have a long holiday season, you get a boatload of stupidity...

• (How LAZY Have We Become?)... 46% Want Help Responding to Their Text Messages;
• Florida Woman Seeks Class-Action Suit Against Reese's Over 'Faceless' Peanut Butter Pumpkins;
• 'Ecosexual' Woman Claims She's in Love With Oak Tree;
• Hey, Ladies! Don't Shave, Wax, or Pluck...It's "JanuHairy";
• OH Man Nearly Dies After Eating 4 Poisonous Mushrooms He Foraged From His Backyard;
• So THIS Is Possible...Honda Car is Melting-- "As If Someone Shot a Ray Gun";
• Recliner Turns Michigan Pothole into Popular Celebrity;
• President of a FL Skunk Rescue Charged with Animal Neglect;
• A Couple Had to Sift Through Their Dog's Poop After It Ate $4,000 Cash;
• A Woman Lied About a Kid Being in Her Stolen Car, So the Cops Would Work Faster;
• Carny Stabs Man With Box Cutter at Santa's Enchanted Forest in FL;
• MICKEY MOUSE'S TRAP: Trailer for Slasher Film Drops After STEAMBOAT WILLIE Character Enters Public Domain;
• This Little Piggy Set a PA Home on Fire Trying to Stay Warm;
• FL Teen Flying Solo on Frontier Airlines From Tampa to Cleveland Ends Up in Puerto Rico;
• Chinese Chess Champ Stripped of Title, Suspended for Cheating & Defecating in Hotel Bathtub;
• A Florida City's New Law Requires Daily Exercise for Dogs;
• A Record-Setting Venomous Spider Has Been Discovered;
• Turkish Businessman Sues Doctor After Botched Penis Enlargement Operation Leaves Him…Coming Up Short.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guedo" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My “Tween” Daughter Doesn’t Like Her Christmas Gifts!" & “My Fiancee Wants Access To My Journal".

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