Katy Perry album reviews, Charli XCX MSG show, new Slayyyter goes hard, Industry, Alex finished Sex and The City, what happened to Rico Nasty, the VMAs, the highest paid actors in history, they should do Dancing with the Stars but with convicts and weapons, The Penguin, the WNBA, Carl Farrell, Kate Nash, and of course….. The difference between la d…

Critically beloved actress and musician with zero relation to either host and who was booked without any bias whatsoever, Sarah Yarkin, is on the podcast today. TOPICS INCLUDE: Sabrina Carpenter’s new album, Nicki Minaj on live, Lana Del Rey's boyfriend, Azealia Banks’ favorite nicknames, Nicole retells the Slayyyter concert story for the 100th tim…

Live from the DNC it’s Come To Brazil!!!! We sit down with Kamala and Tim to discuss new Addison Rae, Katy Perry’s legal drama, the new Gaga song, Robert DeNiro jumping off a boat, Rep TV, Miley Cyrus is ableist (?????), beabadoobee, oompa loompas, Sandra Huller, Tinashe, we move houses in Malibu, Sara Bareilles, Oasis, Alex compares hating Taylor …

Pop an Advil it's time for Halsey, Jordan Sparks, Taylor Swift, racism against Nicole, Katy Perry, Sandra Huller, Anatomy of A Fall and Katy Perry, the OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!, Olympians should be able to commit crimes, Shawn Mendes, Summer House and the Sex and The City Movie. (Also for Olympics talk and Medal Talk just fyi we recorded this is August 8t…

THE RETURN !!!!!!! We were gone for a month because of travel…. work……. katy perry induced brain damage. But we’re BACK! To talk about Katy Perry and get more brain damage, The Chainsmokers, Lady Gaga at the Olympics, Alicia Keys, Taylor Swift, The Take My Own Life Song, Vegas, The Olympics, Kamala and Beyonce, Kamala’s brat era, Clairo, a Little M…

Honestly..... one for the books. Gracie Abrams, Normani, Alanis Morisette, The NHL somehow, P!nk, Taylor Swift Serving vs. Katy Perry serving, Azealia Banks goes off, the Charli XCX and Lorde collab, Alex has turned on Charli XCX again, Miley Cyrus’ new era (sort of), we post our Zoom link and only one person joins, Freaky Friday, Sex and the City,…

it’s a long one today baby!!!!!!!!! justin timberlake, wicked, which one of us is Elphaba and which one is Glinda, Sandra Huller’s music career, god bless the USA, fergie, nicole’s physiatrist, katy perry’s entire discography, chappell roan, born this way, orlando bloom, taylor swift doesn’t come up until 52 MINUTES IN, furiosa, sabrina carpenter, …

TAYLOR IS TRYING TO BLOCK US FROM GOING #1 ON THE CHARTS BUT WE ARE RELEASING AN EPISODE ANYWAY!!!! HERE'S WHAT WE DISCUSS: nicole has covid, wicked, the pope, (prism????), brat, chromatica ball movie, dodger stadium, drone shows, dinner with my parents, muni long, megan trainor, pride discourse, normani, wicked, did i say that already, im sorry i …

This week Nicole is recording from the godless wasteland that is WeWork and Alex is recording apparently from an asylum with Clara Bow. We talk about Alex seeing RuPaul, Cobra Starship, Carbone, Romy Mars, Rooney Mara, Scarlett Johansson, Megalopolis, Alex makes some corrections, the Megatron challenge, we match eachother's freak, Taylor Swift lip …

ANYWAYYY!!!!!!! The Idea of You, Woah Vicky, JJ Abrams, Charli XCX, Camilla Cabello's tracklist, Normani's desperate attempt for any streams at all, Nicole finally shares her thoughts on the first season of American Idol, Alex recaps the Sex and The City he's watching, Barry's, and Alex has formally replaced J Lo for Sugarfish. WE RECORDED THIS BEF…

We try to have a normal recording but then JusTIN BIEBER AND HAILEY ANNOUNCE THEY'RE PREGNANT and thENNNNNN TAYLOR STARTS PERFORMING THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME. Also: Challengers, Anyone But You, Chromatica Ball Movie, Lana's Latina Accent, Dua Lipa's alleged "album release," Met Gala, we threw out our backs, and then I t…

AND MAKE IT PERFECT!!!!!! AND IT TAKES US LIKE A FULL HOUR !!!!!!!!!! But we also discuss Espresso, Challengers, Civil War, Nicole apologizes for an error in a previous episode, we try to discuss Bjork, Alex is angry, Nicole denounces being gay, we discuss the best collab of all time, and we hang out on Gay.com. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!…

The only two people on planet earth with smart, rational, and reasonable reactions to the new Taylor Swift album. LET'S START THE SHOW! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

The last episode before Tortured Poets Department...... we Let it Rock, Let It Roll, Rock and Roll, Claire Heaps, Natasha Bedingfield, Renee Rapp, The L Word Cast, Elizabeth Warren, Lana Del Rey’s bulking and cutting routine, Gwen Stefani, Gwen Stefani making questionable decisions, walk up songs, Irish people, Olivia Rodrigo, Summer House, The Opp…

Joker trailer is OUT!!!! OJ Simpson is DEAD!!!!!!!!!! And Jojo Siwa invented GAY MUSIC!!!!!! Also: Dua Lipa sneak peak clip, Billie leak, Vampire Weekend needs to have children, thoughts on Cowboy Carter one week out and Alex is reading a book. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We talk about the much anticipated new music released last week...... Camila Cabello's new single!!!!!! Jk we talk about Cowboy Carter for MOST of the episode but also manage to squeeze in Gypsy Rose, Noah Centineo, Jojo Siwa, Sandra Huller öf cöurse, KT Tunstill, Troye Sivan, Alex still hates J Lo, The Band Perry, The Joker 2, Alex STILL Hates J L…

Like... should they be allowed to???????? Also: Kacey Musgraves album review, Jimmy Eat World album review for some reason, the current tabs we have open, Alex ran a marathon, Lady Gaga is doing more jazz, Love Lies Bleeding review, we went to Saddle Ranch, Alex needs a new sport, Nicole watched Irish Wish, Alex and Nicole explore their differences…

There's a new great war... and it's A Ha vs. J Lo. Also: Oscars thoughts, Dune 2, Ariana Grande Album review, Dua Lipa announces a new album, we actually find Kate Middleton, Nicole prepares Alex for a Lesbian Movie, Cardi B is an Industry Plant and Academy Award nominee Sandra Hüller stops by. NEXT WEEK: Our thoughts on Love Lies Bleeding, Kacey M…

We immediately find Kate Middleton, we watched Se7en, we're happy Camila is making music for Shawn, JVN is a they/therorist, Alex has more Beyonce conspiracy theories (surprise!), Tortured Poets Leak (not fake), Unreleased Olivia Rodrigo, the Unknown, Into The Unknown and Charli Cabello. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!…

Happy monday pod heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For some reason most of this episode is animal sounds????????? And Madame Web. And Normani. Komodo Dragons? Pop Crave. Taika Waititi. Also one of us gets arrested. Also Bridgit Mendler. AND CONSPIRACIES !!!! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

OHHHHHHH???? Another ep????? Yes!!!!!!! We talking Super Bowl, Usher, The Moon Landing, Beyonce goes country, the summer goes country, every album is coming out soon, Charli XCX flying a little too close to the poppers, Madame Web, Tina Fey, The UK (bad), Wicked trailer (good!), jet emissions, Temu commercials and Oceans 11. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !…

Did anyone think this would happen???? Did anyone want this to happen????? Well here it is!!!!!!!! The girls are back in town and we're talking: Grammys, Nicki vs. Megan, Mean Girls, Fast Car, more Taylor, Southern Charm, everyone should be crying all the time, Uggs, shes and theys, The Idol, the Opioid epidemic, dentistry is a scam, international …

We love you all... from the bottom of our (you guessed it) holes CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

In an extra long episode extravaganza we discuss...... honestly it's hard to say. Spiked milk??? Wind???? Nicki Minaj as president????? Alex as an NBA Star????? Nicole singing LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA over and over again?????? That and more! And by "more" we mean a lengthy autotune detour and an FBI investigation into why our Taylor Swift brackets w…

Hello weekend girlies!! Saturdays are for the Saturdays!! Hope everyone is doing ok battling their gay colds. On this show we 1. discuss the new Doja Cat album 2. play the entire Mulan movie 3. mourn Fuddruckers 4. Nicole admits that she invented Covid so that she didn’t have to dance with boys in middle school. PS please write in if you square dan…

Loving him was???? Well let me tell you!!! Red. Even though Alex thinks it's 1989. But it's Red. The next Taylor Swift album re-release is Red, Mike Wazowski is green, and Usher apparently is not very considerate of other people's feelings. We also tell a story about DMing our way into a concert (stream Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter). Anyway, #fre…

Two Rodrighoes talk about about Sour and Taylor Swift for like 35 hours CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We launch our own radio station, listen to new music (Olivia Rodrigo, Nicki Minaj), listen to old music (also Nicki Minaj), listen to Pokemon music (Katy Perry) (???) and also discuss the brit awards (should be an award show just for britney spears but whatever). CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

Please welcome to the stage.... Bennifer, Nicki Minaj, Little Mix, Littlest Mix (their children), Coldplay, Ava Max, Burgers (???????), Joshua Bassett (????), and Taylor (!!!!!!!!!!) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We got new onion ring reviews and some nice Microsoft paint album art but NO NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!! Ms. Jaguiar has let us down again but we forgive her and turn our attention to future EGOT winner Nicki Minaj's career as a movie star, specifically her role in Ice Age 20: Icy (Saweetie's Version) (Taylor's Version) (Little Mix's Version minu…

crossing our fingers taylor releases her new album today CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

The people ARE talking and WE are talking about Artpop Act II, Taylor's Version (still), The Oscars (From The Vault), Demi, Poot, Raven, Phil, Solange, Beyonce, Lana, Phineas AND Ferb CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

There's somethin' bout the way The street looks when it's just rained There's a glow off the pavement Walk me to the car And you know I wanna ask you to dance right there In the middle of the parking lot YEAH CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

For almost an entire hour we try to figure out if """clappter""" is a word. Also a 5 minute autotune interlude AND a huge reveal (our own personal turkey sandwich recipes) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

WE NOW REALIZE JONI MITCHELL IS NOT FEATURED IN THE SONG AT ALL AND IT IS A COVER OF A JONI MITCHELL SONG CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

California King Bed, Hummingbird Heartbeat, The Gucci Movie, The Goofy Movie, The Grammys, The Goofy Movie, The Demi Lovato Documentary, The Goofy Movie CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

From Meghan Trainor to Ozzy Osbourne...... we get into ALL of it on this week's episode. And by all of it we mean Taylor Swift, pop-punk Nicki Minaj and Kyrsten Sinema (????) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

It's our pop punk episode!!!!!! Also WandaVision, Alex makes a ruling on a famous 1995 court case, and Nicole develops a bizarre laugh. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others. Also Nicole's problem with Deux Moi, Alex pitches a movie idea with Michael B. Jordan, and a beautiful rendition of an entire Alanis Morissette song. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

It's our second episode back and we have already become covid deniers and tried to cancel many beloved celebrities CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

Two holes return to the throne. In their first episode back after a 5 month stint in Hollywood (TM), Alex recites every line from Beauty and the Beast and Nicole becomes a crypto billionaire. Also we share which organs we would get rid of first (teeth and heart). CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

We identify not one, not two, but potentially twelve different greatest songs of all time in a single episode. We also try to talk about WAP but end up playing multiple versions of songs sung by Toad. Michelle Obama also stops by and Alanis Morisette has one hand in her pocket, the other one on her peepee. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!…

So here's the thing you need to know about this episode: we talk about the WAP video. But here's the second thing you need to know: we also talk about P!NK and she even breaks into our studio. There were over one million dollars in damages and we are suing her. But that's Hollywood baby!!! And that's all you need to :) AND that's amore :) CLICK HER…

Alex, Nicole, and Dixie D’Amelio go on a pop culture journey that explores pressing topics such as gay Lifetime movies, Bebe Rexha breaking all of her bones, the country of Denmark blocking our videos, and Tinashe listening to folklore. Oh and we are also replacing Ellen and buying Tik Tok! You’re welcome! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!…

Taylor heard our prayers for pop culture news and GAVE US A WHOLE ALBUM. We invite Betty onto the podcast and run through every track on folklore, congratulate Demi on her engagement, and say goo goo gaga to Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s baby. AND THEN MORE FOLKLORE. Also some cling clang music at the end for Nicole as a treat <3 CLICK HERE TO TEXT…

We define what it means to be a barb, discuss famous barbz throughout history, untangle some of music's biggest mysteries (meredith brooks vs. bebe rexha), sing an entire verse of gucci gucci and most importantly: prepare our holes for new Maroon 5. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

If God is a DJ...... life is a dance floor. P!nk said it so it must be true! Our only notes before recording this episode were ‘hamilton debate’ and ‘jennifer coolidge’ so please tune in for potentially the most thought provoking episode we’ve ever recorded. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

Well clearly celebrities have decided to be lazy this week because all we talked about was KATY PERRY’S ALBUM FROM 2010. Nicole also serenades Kacey Musgraves and Alex is now a HamilHead. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil

Alex and Nicole have reunited on the roof of their Malibu studio to record in person for the first time in 84 years! We award Album of the Year to The Black Eyed Peas, spread for Charlie Puth, nearly avoid electrocution and essentially solve the Swiftgron theories and all unsolved mysteries. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!…

We learn a lot of things in this episode but most importantly that Nicole has a baker’s dozen of holes. Also we play multiple Beyoncé clips, Phoebe Bridgers screams our ears off, Raven Symone got married, and a brave and bold and POWERFUL new Chromatica II transition… CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!Af Come To Brazil