1 Samuel Pt. 6 - The Gayest Story Ever Told

Bible Stories for Atheists

BREAKING NEWS: Saul sours on short sultry servant, David!
See! I could have written headlines during bible times.
Talk about a short honeymoon period. David gets done killing Goliath and immediately some school girls come up with a jump rope song about David killing more people than Saul. So Saul gets all agro and starts throwing spears around willy nilly.
Meanwhile, David finds love with Saul's son, Jonathan. Unfortunately, Jonathan seems like he must be prettier than he is smart. He comes up with convoluted ways to determine if his dad (who is actively throwing spears at David) is mad at David.
So weird, but hey, no one's in-laws are perfect, right?

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1. Intro (00:00:00)

2. Bible (In)accuracies (00:02:30)

3. Previously on BSFA (00:12:59)

4. Something Old, Something New, Something Penis Skins, Something Blue (00:14:49)

5. Ad (00:30:42)

6. Meet the Fuckers (00:34:56)

7. D+J 4 Ever (00:53:49)

8. Outro (01:06:36)