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Get fresh NerdWallet data on what your points and miles are really worth in 2025 — and why the answer might change how you book travel. Should you take a $650 flight voucher or 32,500 miles? How much are your points and miles actually worth? Hosts Sally French and Meghan Coyle break down the latest NerdWallet valuations to help you make smarter redemption choices. But first, they cover the week’s biggest travel headlines, including Southwest Airlines’ new partnership with EVA Air, Frontier’s companion certificate promotion and status match, and JetBlue opening up award bookings with Condor Airlines. Then, travel Nerd Craig Joseph joins Meghan to discuss NerdWallet’s latest airline, hotel, and credit card point valuations, with tips and tricks on comparing loyalty programs, maximizing transfer partners, and deciding when cash is more valuable than points. They also discuss the impact of devaluations, how close-in bookings can save you points, and why premium cabins can sometimes offer outsized redemption value. Plus: Craig’s hot take on airport lounges. Card benefits, terms and fees can change. For the most up-to-date information about cards mentioned in this episode, read our reviews: Is the Frontier Airlines World Mastercard Worth Its Annual Fee? https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/travel/is-the-frontier-airlines-world-mastercard-worth-its-annual-fee Citi Strata Credit Card Review: Solid Rewards for No Annual Fee https://www.nerdwallet.com/reviews/credit-cards/citi-strata Citi Double Cash Review: A Solid Choice for Everyday Spending https://www.nerdwallet.com/reviews/credit-cards/citi-double-cash Citi Custom Cash Card Review: Low-Maintenance 5% Cash Back https://www.nerdwallet.com/reviews/credit-cards/citi-custom-cash Citi Strata Premier: Big Rewards Across Top Spending Categories https://www.nerdwallet.com/reviews/credit-cards/citi-strata-premier Is the New Alaska Atmos Summit Card Worth a $395 Annual Fee? https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/travel/is-the-alaska-airlines-atmos-summit-card-worth-its-annual-fee Resources discussed in this episode: Airline Miles vs. Cash Calculator https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/travel/calculator-should-you-book-a-flight-with-cash-or-miles How Much Are Travel Points and Miles Worth in 2025? https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/travel/airline-miles-and-hotel-points-valuations Want even more tips and tricks to get the most out of your travel dollars? Subscribe to TravelNerd , our free newsletter designed to help you crack the code on spending less on your travel. In this episode, the Nerds discuss: points and miles valuation, airline miles value, hotel points value, credit card points value, Southwest EVA Air partnership, Frontier Companion Certificate, JetBlue Condor award booking, Citi American Airlines transfer, Amex Membership Rewards value, Capital One points value, Bilt points value, Hyatt points value, Hilton points value, Marriott points value, Wyndham points value, IHG points value, Alaska miles value, JetBlue points value, American Airlines miles value, United miles value, Southwest points value, Virgin Atlantic miles value, ANA miles value, Avianca LifeMiles value, best way to use Amex points, best way to use Citi points, best way to use Capital One points, use cash or points for flights, last minute award flight value, premium cabin redemption value, economy flight points value, airline devaluation, hotel point devaluation, cash vs points travel booking, when to transfer credit card points, how to maximize travel rewards, and NerdWallet points and miles calculator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!

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Halloween Special 2025: Castles & Creeps 2:35:52

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You've never known true terror... until NOW! A storm rumbles in the skies above a group of three travellers and their lumbering flesh hulk. A gunblade, a werewolf and a mad scientist take shelter in a castle on the night of a will-reading... only for things to go monstrously, horrifically wrong! Tonight, we play SKIN DEEP, the Level 16 adventure from Derry's book of 20 Horror One-Shots, Folio of Fear! Will the Heralds of Horror survive the diabolical tale of dread ahead of them tonight? Or are they sure to perish to the thing stalking the castle? Windows get smashed. Chunks get bitten. Basements get entered. All this and more in this year's Dice Will Roll Halloween special, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is electricity an ethical substitution for void energy when creating an undead husk? CONTENT WARNINGS: Extreme classism, extreme gore, jaw trauma, cannibalism, body horror, familial abuse, neck trauma, topless transmasc titties Get a 31% Discount on Folio of Fear with this link! https://tools.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=929192e2a5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 69: Friendship & Fearmongers 2:14:48

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Grit your teeth and descend... we enter the final floor of the Abomination Vaults. About four months ago, a ganzi with a telescope noticed a mysterious light coming from the Fogfen Swamp. Today, our heroes descend into the final level of the mystery she uncovered. The Fogfen Few must be brave as they come to the bottom of the Abomination Vaults... for it is here that they must prove they are worthy of defeating Belcorra! Lenses get picked. Friends get united. Poison darts get blown. All this and more in the 69th episode of Abomination Vaults, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does squeezing a wisp let you talk through it? CONTENT WARNINGS: Urination jokes, being slightly mean to children, vomit, screams, poisoning and implied suicide, cults, headphone destruction Get Folio of Fear discounted today! https://tools.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=929192e2a5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 68: Wisdom & Wings 2:30:25

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A rest in Otari can only mean one thing... something terrible is going to happen! SHIELDS UP! Look around! Bite your lip in fear. What was that noise?! Just people walking around the sleepy town of Otari? No way. Every time the Fogfen Few rests in Otari, something horrible happens! From crab monsters in graveyards to sword thieves killing people, there is NO such thing as a nice relaxing downtime session. I simply don't believe it. Well... I guess we can relax a little. Just for a while. It'll probably be fine. Shops get shown. Visits get made. Kisses get exchanged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what was that noise. Was that a roar. No way. CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to current political strife, discussions on forgiveness, redemption and death, eye trauma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 67: Owbs & Omens 1:47:24

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The Cathedral of Shadows awaits. What are its grim origins..? Caligni have been going missing in the Abomination Vaults, and our heroes have sworn to stop them... but when it turns out that both they and their rival adventuring party, the Dungeon Delvers, are being dragged into an obsidian black church deep underground... well, gosh, that's probably not good, right? The Fogfen Few enter one of the most dangerous parts of the dungeon, unaware of its true history or what is to come now. Brace yourselves, listeners... it's the beginning of the end! Lights get shined. Songs get hushed. Gags get taken out. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what happens when a metal band shirt gets given life? CONTENT WARNINGS: Cult practices, human sacrifice, blindness, SKELETONS!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 66: Graveknights & Gloom 2:09:51

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The Fogfen Few face off against Callido Haruvex after five floors of chasing! The bigger they are, the harder they fall. That's the hope in the hearts of the Fogfen Few as they battle with Callido Haruvex, the cousin of Lady Belcorra and a terrible graveknight warrior. With his massive zweihander and terrible cold magic, will our heroes be able to strike him down... or are they doomed to die under the boot of an undead monstrosity? Eye beams get blasted. Journals get read. Lenses get located. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... hello??? Is ANYONE there?!?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Nihilistic themes, not much else honestly it's all par for the course Abomination Vaults stuff, Phosero hints at forcefemming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 65: Temples & Trolls 1:45:43

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On the trail of the Dungeon Delvers, the Fogfen Few find nothing but horrors beyond their wildest imaginations... and a few silly billies too. We've had quite a few days here on the 9th floor of the Abomination Vaults, haven't we? Wight giant kings, vampire hyrngars, will-o-wisps following us everywhere we go... surely, SURELY by now, the worst of it must be over. Right? Wrong, of course! Our heroes continue their treacherous hike through the Hunting Grounds, making their way into the cave systems in the deepest end of the floor. Here, there's some pretty gnarly things waiting for them... so hold up your torch and hold your breath, this is gonna be rough! Fingers get grabbed. Keys get located. Doorknobs get turned. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does throwing a tantrum actually save lives sometimes? CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, gruesome remains, body horror, spiders, thalassophobia, Silk daily morning routines Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 64: Value & Vampyrs 1:54:30

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Surrender your soul... you stand in the shadow of LORD DOMINUS DRESCU, master of Belcorra's Treasure Vault! Bloodsucking bastards berate us! A nosferatu malefactor and his servants are the source of an old friend's curse, and if we want to set her free, we're going to need to kick some vampire ass! But so deep below the surface, where the sun never shines... is this voracious vampiric varmint indestructible? Ready your swords, we may need some lamp oil, ropes AND bombs in this one! Heads get clubbed. Heals get given. Discounts get given. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what sort of strange shape has three sides, with one corner at the top and two others at the bottom? CONTENT WARNINGS: Vampires, disease, neck trauma, blood, discussions of blood transfusions (but not in great detail), filth, cults, cult mentality, brainwashing, a second fireball has hit the treasure vault, Derry crashes the FUCK out in the patreon outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 63: Rings & Riches 2:04:45

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The Fogfen Few become the Fogfen Four as Phosero Witchhelm joins the fray! As an adventurer, you often end up taking on more quests than you'd expect. And some days, that means knocking out a whole bunch of them at once! Hans the Hand? Check! Books for Otari's ghost? Check! A quest you didn't even know you'd taken involving a mysterious elf in a tavern? Check! But then, there are some that you pick up, and... A wandering vending machine..? The Fogfen Few have a few interesting things to cover today, and boy oh boy, is it going to reveal some things they might never have expected! Hero points get given. Bridges get jumped from. Stairways get stared down. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many adventurers do other adventurers know? CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore and bone breaking/flesh tearing, allusions to sex, undeath, rat mentions, debt, mass devastation and disasters, worms, Phosero is not a virgin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 62: Basilisks & Beauties 2:07:51

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The king of the basilisks slithers close! This is what happens when you lie. One second, you're trying to squirm out of an awkward situation. The next, a 30-foot long snake with a metal crown that breathes corrosive venom clouds is coming down to bite you. That's just the nature of things I fear. The Fogfen Few and Phosero Witchhelm must team up and fight for their lives, lest the terrible serpent turn them to mush and slurp up their goop! Guts get sliced. Pans get thwacked. Love confessions get exchanged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's it look like for Derry to realize he was autistic over the Muppets mid conversation? CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, vore jokes, eye attacks, romantic scenes, please do not call me a big vore boy over this episode I didn't write the stat block Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 61: Siblings & Sepulchers 2:02:33

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Phosero Witchelm has arrived in Otari, and the Fogfen Few need to keep them from finding the grim truths of the dungeon! By now, days in Otari are often more dangerous than days in the Abomination Vaults, and today is no different. The Mendevian Crusader, Phosero Witchhelm, is here on Silk's mother's request. And as much as Silk loves his aiuvarin half-sibling to pieces, he really, really doesn't want his mother finding out how bad the Abomination Vaults are. So, what do we do about it? Lie! Deceive! Take part in some community theatre! Can our heroes prevent Phosero from finding out the truth? Or is it curtains for Silk's time here in Otari? Scars get revealed. Familiars get considered. Miasma gets noticed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did you know Phosero is an old PC from the Pathfinder 2e Playtest, where we were supposed to make characters we'd kill off easily, and we recorded it for the original Dice Will Roll run before losing the audio when Dave's computer died? Did we say that ever before? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of PTSD and trauma, isolation, family trouble, discussions of crusades and genocide, lying to loved ones, Borbo is one clever bitch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 60: Fashion & Fury 2:03:11

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A well-deserved rest in the city of elves! With that nasty business in the cave of giants over and done with, our heroes need some time to engage in some TLC before heading back to the surface and prepare for a surprise visitor. But even Yldaris has hijinks for our heroes to get involved in. Wakey wakey, and cover your eyes, adventurers, someone is *not* happy to see you! History gets discussed. Calls get made. Lizards get purchased. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much IS a gold coin in today's currency? CONTENT WARNINGS: Survivor's guilt, battlefield casualties, implied nudity and sexual encounters, discussion of crusades, petrification, sometimes I read these content warnings and it feels like I'm tagging a horny AO3 fic, f/f, canon compliant, plot what plot ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 59: Battles & Bonesnappers 2:53:57

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The Battle of Khurfel Cavern is upon us. Elves vs. Giants... who will come out victorious? The Marsh Giants of the Hunting Grounds are wicked cultists of Nhimbaloth, and have long been a thorn in the side of Yldaris. These brutal raiders kill their scouts, eat their livestock, and siege their city walls. And worst of all, they cling to one of the Fulcrum Lenses that will supposedly help destroy Belcorra. But for too long, Yldaris has been unable to fight back... until now. With a troop of cavern elf archers behind them, the Fogfen Few will have to prove themselves in battle... or become bone for the broth of the giants! Blades get poisoned. Hell gets unleashed. Hooks glint. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... wait, we have to kill HOW MANY enemies in this fight?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Warfare and battle, depictions of casualties, gore, zombies, dismemberment, decapitation, gutting, cults, sexy elf mommies prove themselves also capable fighters ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme ⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 58: Roses & Ravagers 1:49:11

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A hint of romance betwixt NPCs?! Don't mind if I do... The tangled wilds of the Hunting Ground are too much! Let's gossip for a moment, shan't we? A little birdy told me someone has feelings for someone else. Now, are we going to be respectful of their privacy? Yes! But we're also getting involved, because it's funny. And THEN, we're going back into the tangled wilds of the Hunting Grounds. Because that's what true heroes do. Surfer slang gets spoken. Dresses get discussed. Giants get spotted. All this and more in this episode of the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do herbalists sell weed, maybe? CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief discussions of drugs and sexuality, playing Cupid, depictions of dismemberment and cannibalism, canonically Fiore has a cute butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 57: Goliaths & Gnomes 1:55:04

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The hunting lodge awaits... as do the many sinister secrets of the Darklands! Dug too deep, and now we're in a cruddy cavern full of cruddy mushrooms and cruddy monsters. The Fogfen Few are seeking the caligni who have kidnapped the beloved Zaccheus Wimifor Slumberstone V, and they're pretty sure they know where to find him! But what's with all the spooky stuff following them around? Are they ever truly safe here in the Vaults? Only time can tell... and at the end of the day, they'll either have uncovered some ancient lore, or, y'know. Died! Traps get sprung. Ships get sailed. Alrik gets pointed at. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what texture is a marsh giant's tummy? CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, body horror, gaslighting, muscle damage, sexy kinda evil granny ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠ Original Theme ⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 56: Depths & Daemons 1:47:43

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Welcome to the Hunting Grounds, a level so large... it could be its own dungeon! The Fogfen Few have made an allegiance with the elves of Yldaris, but their journey to the bottom of the vault is far from over. On the doorstep of the underground city is the Hunting Grounds, a sprawling biome of ancient buildings, shimmering lakes, fungal forests and monsters, monsters, monsters! The fulcrum lenses that may end the reign of the Ghost Queen must be around here somewhere... but where? Brave the darkest depths, adventurers... it's going to be a busy trip! Tattoos get purchased. Skulls get observed. Apes get heard. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you make spicy food underground? CONTENT WARNINGS: Implied head trauma, impaled skulls and body parts, yucky tea mention x( Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠ Original Theme ⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 55: Elves & Enigmas 2:30:51

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The city of Yldaris awaits, brave adventurers. Dare you open the gate? The Fogfen Few are recovering from another traumatic downtime session, and need to escape it all by going back into the monster-infested dungeon. Surely it'll be calmer there! Psychic horrors, winding tunnels and cities of elves are nothing compared to the terror Derry drags up in our home town. And this city's queen awaits you, heroes-- you don't want to keep the lady waiting, do you? Minds get warped. Wine gets drank. Visions get spewed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many buttons is it cool to keep unbuttoned when you've got a high ranking government job? CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality and mind bending, mild cosmic horror, fungus, allusions of mild claustrophobia, poison, NPC death, BIG titty elf ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠ ⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠ ⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠ Original Theme ⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠ ⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠ ⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠ ⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠ ⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 54: Shivers & Shopkeeps 2:57:26

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A bumper-sized episode for our time off in Otari! Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in town... Air! Fresh air! The Fogfen Few are finally out of the vaults after several days being trapped down there, and they are owed one hell of a break. Wash your hair, eat some food, check in with friends... it's so much better out here. Let's chase up on some loose ends and unfinished business before we go back in, okay? I'm sure nothing terrible and twisted will happen, Otari's always too nice for that! Letters get read. Hounds get discussed. Skies get looked at. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the worst thing a child could do with the power to blow stuff up with their mind? CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of angst over mental disabilities, bad parents, claustrophobia discussions, cosmic horror, isolation, references to sexual content, Silk winks at the mayor ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠ ⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠ ⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠ Original Theme ⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠ ⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠ ⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠ ⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 53: Webs & Wyverns 1:55:33

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The forest of fungus awaits you... if you dare travel its paths! Give it up for day 4 of being trapped in the dungeon! Day 4, everyone! The Fogfen Few are, frankly, over this. Murderous ghosts, gug cult leaders, and now drow?! We don't own the rights to those, even! Our heroes need to tough it out and make their way through a jungle of mushrooms if they want to make it out alive. And who knows what monsters lie within! Grab your swords, adventurers... it's about to get fungal. Explanations get given. Hoods get dropped. Messages get read. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how can we IP law our way out of this one? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to corprophilia, scatological humor and shitting one's pants, discussions of weight loss medication, arachnaphobia, alluded character death Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 52: Bosses & Boletes 2:10:27

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Napping in the dungeon... what's the worst that could happen? The Fogfen Few are spending another night deep in the Garden level of the Abomination Vaults. With no way back up, we're forced to go deeper, deeper, and deeper still, even when everything's getting too scary. Whispering caves? Giant spiders? Sure. What else could Derry throw at us? It's not like he's actively seeking to cause a TPK... right? Notes get taken. Bombs get thrown. Mushrooms get stepped on. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it a bad idea to mouth someone off when they're actively armed with death curses? CONTENT WARNINGS: Heart trauma, brain trauma, near death experiences, existientialism, angst, dissociation, possession, filth, spiders, can Silk have ONE good fucking day man Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 51: Grottos & Giants 2:19:21

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The prophet of the caves beckons! Heed his call! Day 2 of being trapped underground, and the Fogfen Few are no closer to getting to the surface than they were before. Bog mummy gnomes, caligni cultists... how on Golarion are they ever going to get out of here? As they make their way through the winding corridors of the Vaults, they may just find an extraordinary clue... and learn about some other poor souls trapped here in the dungeon. Stairs get climbed. Fishing rods get cast. Glass gets looked through. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why are there SO MANY of these little shits around the dungeon?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of real world acts of colonization and genocide in the distant past, cosmic horror, nihilism and cosmic horror, body horror, gay little cultists Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 50: Chalices & Caligni 1:53:15

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Ah... Ah, the light..! Ah..! Trapped in the caverns of Belcorra with no way up and a vile ghost hunting them, the Fogfen Few have certainly had better days when it comes to feeling at ease. Our heroes are desperately searching for a way to the surface, all while being hunted by malignant forces from below. And now, if that wasn't enough, they have *another* cult to deal with? What the hell is an "Urgathul"? Would you just fuck off? Honestly. Doors get opened. Wine gets sipped. Fossilized tunas get thrown. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can a puppet and a dragon truly fall in love? CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol consumption, cults, annoying Italian bastards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Dice Will Roll 413 Special: Subgrubs & Snazzards 2:28:45

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No matter how hard you try, you just can't fight the Homestuck. Join the Dice Will Roll gang on a Karkalicious adventure to the planet Alternia, where the insectoid humanoids called trolls divide their society into a hierarchy of blood, cars have bug legs and people make hexagon pizza specifically to piss off the poor. In a one-shot adventure that requires no knowledge of Homestuck, Dave makes his GMing debut and Derry takes a backseat as Minsie, Tialli and Saruti-- three trolls trying to solve a grim mystery-- team up and plunge into the sewers! Derry wrote the wholeass system we're using, and it's great! Posts get disliked. Mouths get peeked from. Instints get used. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Subgrubs & Snazzards Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what pumpkin? JOIN SERVERSTUCK TODAY: discord.gg/serverstuck CONTENT WARNINGS: Racism and classism analogies, parental abuse, cannibalism casual civilian death, dystopias, extreme poverty, body horror, open horniness, arachnophobia, anime fans MUSIC: HIVESWAP: Act 1 Soundtrack. By James Roach and Toby Fox. HIVESWAP: Act 1 OST - 2. Snake Escape HIVESWAP: Act 1 OST - 3. Joey Claire, Extraordinaire HIVESWAP Friendship Simulator OST -- END OF FRIENDVANGELION by James Roach Hiveswap Friendship Simulator Volume 3 OST: Bronya's Theme PESTERQUEST Volume 3 OST - Dave Strider Theme ("ill probably just name this one something normal oh no aw beans") by James Roach PESTERQUEST Volume 8 OST - Aradia Megido's theme ("yeah it is" by James Roach) HIVESWAP Friendship Simulator Volume 18 OST - Lanque's Theme - "yall know i just do the music right" by James Roach Knives and Ivory - Midnight Crew HIVESWAP Friendship Simulator Volume 13 OST - imagine, if you will, a situation wherein i wrote the bulk of this song at 4 am and then woke up only to discover the monstrosity i had created in my fleeting hubris by James Roach. HIVESWAP: Act 1 Soundtrack. By James Roach and Toby Fox. Homestuck Vol.6 - Heir Transparent - Blackest Heart HIVESWAP Act 2 OST B-SIDE – 7. DRONE HIVESWAP Act 2 OST – 17. Ticket to Ride - Down with the Clown At the Price of Oblivion - 14 WSW-Beatdown Time On My Side-- Strife! Joren "Tensei" de Bruin & Toby "Radiation" Fox Homestuck Vol. 10 - 20 Ascend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 49: Mothers & Mummies 1:53:34

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An underground swamp?! Oh, Silk, we're really in it now... After a terrible crash, the Fogfen Few find themselves stranded deep underground in a subterranean bog. And what kind of bog would it be if it weren't full of bog mummies? Gnomes with mummified corpses calling themselves the Children of Belcorra hunt our heroes, looking to punish them for daring to come this deep. And they're far from the only horrors present on this floor! If our brave adventurers aren't careful... they're the next to be preserved for all eternity! Time gets slowed. Doors get unlocked. The air grows cold. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... should we even bother unlocking this obviously scary door? CONTENT WARNINGS: Body horror, mummification, curses, cosmic horror, uncleanliness, themes of nihilism and soul death, existentialism, depictions of disasters and massive loss of life, depictions of angry deities punishing humans, despair and loss of hope, ah sure it'll be grand lads don't even worry like Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound The Archlich [The music title] @TheSeventhMidnight (theseventhmidnight.com) Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara TIAN XIA+ DISCOUNT LINK! https://www.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=95641442a3 Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 48: Elevators & Explorers 2:06:42

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The riddle is solved! Let's descend deep into the caves below... With the devils dispelled, the fleshwarpers finished and the arena outlasted, the Fogfen Few are taking a well earned break. Soon, they're going to plunge into the hellevator, and see what lies beneath on the 8th floor of the Abomination Vaults. Otari is changing, for better and for worse-- what sort of new faces are we going to see come to this sleepy town as we gear up for the final book of our adventure? Wings get flapped. Maps get shared. Pulleys get pulleyed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you help a familiar overcome its jealousy issues? CONTENT WARNINGS: Existiential horror, nihilism, cosmic horror, abuse of legal power, Kingmaker Spoilers, elevator accidents, mummification, body horror, Fiore gets sassy Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 47: Locks & Lawyers 1:49:55

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Court is in session! It's the Fogfen Few v. Urevian! Buzzing sounds following our heroes home. Hags preying on the dreams of children. Manipulating the party into arguing over a man's soul. All of these misdemeanours can be traced back to one source: Urevian, master of the Prison Floor. Our heroes have the pendants, the power and the pissed-off attitude they need to take him down. The only question is... will they be able to survive Urevian's mighty attacks? Or are they about to be sentenced to death themselves? Circuits get complete. Buff spells get cast. Files get perused. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can we bring back Veknir the Instigator, please? CONTENT WARNINGS: Imitations of aroused sounds played for comedy, throat trauma, disembowelment, gore, implied eternal torture, references to predetermination and being inherently evil, Derry gets gay for Dave mid-session Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 46: Cambions & Coarti 1:44:35

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Oh, beautiful fallen angels, please don't kick our asses! The Fogfen Few and their new friend(?) Cynemi have found the source of Urevian's summoning plot: a giant pentagram held over magma, from which armies of devils will spew forth! If our brave heroes don't destroy the summoners, they're certainly dead meat... but the summoners are so, so pretty! It's us or them, as we race towards the end of Book 2... and hope that a certain will'o'wisp leaves us the hell alone in the process! Arrows get shot. Boxes get opened. Heroes get met. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to trick someone into becoming YOUR familiar when you're applying to become theirs? CONTENT WARNINGS: Eye trauma, references to abuse and trauma, Ritz so openly wants a coarti to fuck him it's nauseating Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 45: Wisps & Witches 2:19:33

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FLEE, MORTALS! FLEE FROM VEKNIR THE INSTAGATOR! The Fogfen Few have a new ally in the form of Cynemi, a wanted criminal on the run from Absalom. As they close in on the keys to enter the domain of Urevian the contract devil, perils of all kinds are slowly encircling the party. Can they escape the DOOOOOOM brought upon them by Veknir, the dreaded will'o'wisp? Or like, will they just die, or something? Tubes get looked through. Puzzles get ignored. Cubes get thrown. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it acceptable to use a curse to get gender-affirming care (get turned into a dog)? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of being born evil and predestination, guilt-tripping, romantic partners arguing, censored homophobic slurs played for comedy, human experimentation, torture, abuse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 44: Killers & Kobolds 1:53:27

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It's not just devils here in the prison... The Fogfen Few are hot on Urevian's heels! Seeking the five pentagram pieces that will blow open the doors and let them kick the contract devil's sorry behind, our heroes are ready to do whatever it takes to win. But are they really the only mortals on this floor? Put on your "nice to inlaws" face, it's time to kick some conversation ass! Curtains get drawn. Rocks get thrown. Manacles get undone. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is shooting guns and crossbows the same thing, more or less? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of current political events, fascism and US politics, sexual references, depictions of relationship strife, torture, starvation, dehydration, near-death experiences, major character death from previous campaigns, trans butch babes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 43: Haddocks & Halflings 1:49:49

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Chill downtime session! I promise nothing BAD is going to happen! The Fogfen Few need a day to recover from the horrors of the Prison-- more specifically, from Belcorra's evil hot graveknight cousin. And aren't they owed a nice, relaxed downtime session? The last few times they stayed in Otari, terrible things happened! But this time, things will be different. Trust! They'll have a nice time fishing together, and nothing BAD will happen. Don't look at the title of the episode! Stop it! Cut that out! This is FUN, we're having FUN! Nights get shared. Talks get had. Lines get cast. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... who's this douchebag? CONTENT WARNINGS: Psychological torment and gaslighting, serious relationship talks, abandonment, discussion of breakups, minor medical procedures, insufferable amounts of sex 2025 is the 10th anniversary of Shadows Over Sol, one of the most popular games from Tab Creations. Shadows Over Sol is a hard science fiction horror roleplaying game using Tab's Saga Machine system Discover the secrets of the Sol system in the 2400s, with multiple GM options to keep players on their toes. Support for a wide spectrum of play in the science fiction and horror genres including modules for Survival, Investigative, and Action horror. A fully-realized setting with a detailed breakdown of both social dynamics and the solar system, from Mercury to the Oort Cloud. With expansions that include colony planning in the Alpha Centauri system. Systems for personal combat, engineering, hacking and more! You can find out more at tabcreations.com . Use the promo code pod20 at checkout to receive 20% off Your entire purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 42: Tactics & Terrors 1:39:40

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Rip and tear! The Fogfen Few are fighting devils tonight! A devil? LYING to the party? This twist had no way to be foreseen and is absolutely unacceptable. The Fogfen Few are determined to waste as little time as possible when it comes to kicking Urevian's ass, and they've been plunged into war in the depths of the Prison Floor. Can an elf, a cambion and an empyrean take what the forces of Hell have to throw at them? Or are these devils going to be roasting some bodies over fire tonight? Metal gets played. Headshots get shot. Horsies get ridden. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the easiest way to speedrun a boss floor? CONTENT WARNINGS: Effeminate twinks Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 41: Gaols & Ghost Stories 1:54:56

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Step into the unknown and shake the devil's hand! That's what Urevian wants from our party today! But can he be trusted? Every little part of his story threatens to be a lie, and the Fogfen Few needs to think long and hard about trusting the devil... especially when a man's soul is at stake! From haunted pub ruins to vile prisoners in the town jail, Alrik, Silk and Fiore have more than their work cut out for them this time around! Shivers get shuvered. Graffiti gets admired. Doors get knocked. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why SHOULDN'T we talk to that guy about fingers? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of pornography and exhibitionism, joke sexual deviant characters (played lighthearted and quickly), devils and diabolism, standard Silk horniness Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 40: Hares & Hags 1:41:54

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The hood is off. Ms. Motley awaits. From haunted dolls to mysterious sleepwalkers to bruised dates in arms, the scourge of Ms. Motley has been one the party has had to deal with for far too long. But now, it all comes to a head, and our heroes must brave the horrors of Doriana Menhemes' imaginary friend or face the dire consequences. Close your eyes, stand strong, and fight for the weird little outcasts! Ankles get stabbed. Cloaks get given. Papers get translated. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... boy, how lucky am I, Derry? CONTENT WARNINGS: Child neglect and endangerment, child death, body horror, evil mothers, implied xenophobia, Alrik -5 wetness level --- Fighting the Hags by https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtp_ysk0Igs_7BpisQ9Idgw Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 39: Doorways & Dollies 2:00:58

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A shadow creeps through Otari... will the Fogfen Few catch it before it's too late? Alrik, Silk and Fiore have returned from the laboratories, needing a long rest after dealing with the monstrous scientists that lurked within. But is rest what they'll get? A familiar figure walks down the beach at night, her eyes wide and smile fake. Rain leaves muddied footprints, and if our heroes don't act fast, the worst will come to pass. There's never an easy day off in the sleepy town of Otari, evidently! Mirrors get enchanted. Discussions get had. Stripey pants legs get located. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what IS under that thing..? CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of traumatic child abuse, fantastical hate crimes, kidnapping, neglect, other child abuse, inter-friend disagreements, discussions of moral quandaries, unreality, body horror and gore, FIORE SEES BELCORRA (REAL) --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Get extra loot on our Patreon! MYSTERIOUS SECRET IMAGE: https://imgur.com/a/X39ntzG Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 38: Schemes & Scientists 1:57:11

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It's time to come face to forcipules with the fleshwarping genius of the labs! The Fogfen Few have taken down oozes, dismantled fleshwarps and defeated researchers. Now all that remains of the hierarchy of power in the Laboratory is its villainous ruler... Jafaki, the head scientist of Belcorra! But why are they doing this? What intentions do they have with the surface world? Or is the surface just... a means to an end? Chug some potions and ignore proper lab safety-- this one's going to be downright caustic! Tables get flipped. Flips get switched. Fingers get waggled cuntily. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what is the practical application of a disembodied screaming morlock head? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of gay sex, human experimentation, body horror, acid burns, mercy kills, allusions to the electric chair, Jafaki Cackles is said a billion times --- Music from JohnnyDog Song title: The Lab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMpNPtta0us Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 37: Sales & Skitterskins 1:55:21

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Hot on the trail of the mad scientist Jafaki, our heroes keep uncovering stranger and stranger experiments... Flesh, flesh, flesh! The Laboratory level of the Abomination Vaults lives up to its reputation as a place of terrible inhuman science. But the Fogfen Few have yet to uncover the most sickening of experiments that lurk the halls of this underground testing site, and will soon learn the hard way that the cruelty of the seugathi knows no limits! But first... why don't we lighten some of our pockets and buy some nice stuff, right? Waffles get discarded. Paint gets splashed. Buttons get pushed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... where are we going to find 16 mummified elf hands to pay off Alrik's debt?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Extreme body horror, human experimentation, mind control, new pronoun drop in Patreon outro --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 36: Deals & Devils 2:10:46

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Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand? The mysterious buzzing noise that's been following the Fogfen Few for the last few weeks has revealed itself, and it comes bearing a message! The contract devil Urevian has a bargain he'd like to offer our heroes... and all it asks for in return divides the party into factions. Will these brave adventurers be able to come to an agreement? Or are they bound to fall right into the hand of the devil (title card droooop!)? Questions get asked. Visions get shared. Tiles get pulled. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what could possibly be behind this giant, scary door? CONTENT WARNINGS: Moral quandries and friends arguing, talking behind each other's backs, themes of eternal punishment and torture, lying to friends, extreme body horror, glimpses into wasted lives, mercy kills, torture, really fucking long hallways --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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The War of Immortals 1:34:06

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The god of war is dead. More are to come. When Our Lord in Iron was ripped asunder and his blood rained down on the people of Golarion, everything changed. What follows is documentation of the death of Gorum, the Godsrain and its effects, the War of Immortals and the gods who died in the immediate aftermath, and the birth of the new gods that emerged from it. Listeners to the story of Golarion, behold! The time of reckoning is upon us! CONTENT WARNINGS: Dismemberment, blood, audible depictions of being eaten alive, nihilism, instant death, major character death I mean some of these guys have been on Dice Will Roll, large scale disasters, implied bigotry, interrupted afterlives, spoilers for Prey for Death, Ak's gonna have a real rough time over this one lads Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 35: Slumber & Suspense 2:10:27

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Just a peaceful romp through Otari... right? Times are tough in the dungeon! Fleshwarps, mad science and ominous warnings... why, I think the Fogfen Few have earned a nice, relaxing time in their sleepy little home town! Heed not the worried looks cast your way, the shadowy figure hiding on the edge of the crowd, or even the slowly growing threat of something terrible happening at night. Don't even worry about it a little. And hey, that strange sound that's been following you around? I'm sure it's nothing. Just relax, and let's have a nice, chill time in sleepy Otari. Okay? Scribbles get discussed. "Hey girlie"s get given. Floorboards get torn up. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many times can you cast Cleanse Affliction in one goddamn session? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of mental spiralling, interpersonal drama, horror, allusions to home invasions, ghost tropes, fly sounds, smooth jazz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 34: Steam & Seugathi 2:13:20

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Somehow, mind-controlling centipede scientists with French accents aren't even the weirdest part of today's episode! Alrik, Silk and Fiore have come face to face with the fearsome fleshwarpers of the laboratory level... and yet, stranger and stranger things await them. Weirder than cyborg morlocks, weirder than flesh behemoths growing new fleshwarps, weirder even than an underground tavern battle of the bands! What on Golarion awaits the Fogfen Few when they step into the steamy corridor to the left of the testing floor..? Backs get thwacked. Vegetables get chopped. Bets get made. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is friendship or mutagenic operations a greater power? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of real-life racism, sexism and homophobia, mind control, body horror, insects, implied nudity, erotic themes, censored f-slur played for admiration towards another queer person from a queer person, ableism, depictions of traumatized victims, implied cannibalism, moulds and fungus, eating insects (not played for gross outs), impact play --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Join the Poderation Network's Discord! https://discord.gg/j4gxbVUHd5 Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 33: Bars & Bands 2:06:02

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Fogfen Few versus Shadow Malice... which band will be the last one standing in the Warped Brew Tavern? Of all the things our heroes were expecting to find in the dungeon, this was not one of them. Ancient libraries? Makes sense. A secret laboratory? Yeah, why not. But a dungeon tavern? Full of monsters drinking ale? Jeez, I mean, sure, why not? Alrik, Silk and Fiore will need to team up and play some tunes to show their rivals that the surface doesn't suck at music, or else blood WILL spill. Grab your lute, strum a tune, and blare that grunge, because the wickedest battle of the bands to ever grace the face (and below) of Golarion is coming YOUR way! Tunes get played. Ale gets drank. Horrors get uncovered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you play metal on a mandolin? CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of cave-ins, implied devil worship, alcohol, misogynist insults, descriptions of car crashes, extreme body horror, mind control, Post Credit Scenes --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Join Poderation, the Nerdy Podcast Network! Check out Poderation's Discord! Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 32: Lutes & Laboratories 1:38:32

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The sixth floor awaits, and it's full of weird science and... music? The Fogfen Few plunge deeper than ever as they make their way to the laboratories of the Abomination Vaults, hot on the trail of a mad, centipede scientist who plans on invading the surface. But not everything is as it seems here in this strange, fleshwarping dungeon. There's strange smells, weird shapes shambling in the corners of your eyes, and... what the hell is that drawn on the wall? By the gods of the Inner Sea! Who could do such a thing?! Alrik, Silk and Fiore must have their wits about them now as they come across some of their most peculiar challenges yet! Carvings get inspected. Fishing tackles get taken. Double middle fingers get thrown around. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to kill a janitor if they're a single cell organism? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to genitalia, discussions of pickling animals, frequent references to brain death, references to mind-altering drugs, nihilism, the dreaded xulgath return --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Buy Feats+ here! https://www.pathfinderinfinite.com/product/490114/Feats?affiliate_id=1916517 Pokemon Sun and Moon - Battle! vs. UB-04 Blaster/Celesteela [Fanmade] By MisC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-gsQsSAh-c Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 31: Rubies & Revenents 2:23:24

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What's happening to poor Dorianna Menhemes, and who's to blame? The Fogfen Few fight to protect those they care about... but what do they do when the evil isn't just contained in the dungeon? From strange buzzing sounds to haunted dolls to strange rubies, it seems like even Otari is becoming filled with terrible mysteries. And it's not like the dungeon is suddenly a cakewalk either! Join our heroes as they make their way through the final stages of the arena and prepare to make their way into the laboratory... with a new sense of urgency with new dire threat uncovered! Discoveries get made. Doors get touched. Stomps get heard. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... won't you PLEASE look at my cool crystal axe? CONTENT WARNINGS: Child neglect, dysfunctional families, child abuse, child isolation, child endangerment, gore, body horror, centipedes, mummification Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 30: Evils & Exorcisms 2:27:09

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The Fogfen Few must cure the werewolf of his lycanthropy... or let a monster run wild! Ah, Otari... the town where nothing ever happens. After a long day out exploring in the dungeon, our heroes can always count on Otari to be a safe place where nothing bad happens. At least... normally it is. But right now, the town is in for a particularly dark night. From howling wolfmen chained up in a druid circle to dark secrets from beyond the stars to screaming children in their bedrooms... the sleepy town of Otari won't be getting much sleep tonight. Will Alrik, Silk and Fiore make it through the most dangerous night of their adventure so far? Heals get given. Books get read. Toys get broken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you mug a paladin? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of exorcisms, poison use, capital punishment, serial killers, references to cannibalism, cosmic horror, nihilism, child abuse, audio of children screaming, poor parenting, child endangerment and harm, a BANDIT --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 29: Tigers & Tournaments 2:21:42

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Enter the arena, and earn fame, fortune and treasure! The Fogfen Few have gone deeper than ever, finding themselves on a floor of the Vaults called the Arena by its inhabitants. But after battling through corridors of statues, traces of shell and bone, and finding the namesake of the floor... well, who could be prepared for what awaits them? Certainly, I don't think anyone was expecting sexy bachelors in the Gauntlight's ruins, but what is life but a series of surprises? Either way, adventurers... do you fancy your chances as champions, or will you end up as more bones scattered around the arena? Eyes get closed. Deals get made. Combat gets cheered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... am I damned to hell if I sleep with a particularly charming evil spirit? CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, paralysis, blindness, implied animal cruelty, gladatorial bloodsports, furries --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 28: Grothluts & Grimoires 1:55:58

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A-dungeoneering we shall go, a-dungeoneering we shall go... The Fogfen Few have gathered the relics of the Roseguard, for better or for worse. Now, they must plunge into the next floor of the Abomination Vaults. After ruins, dungeons, libraries and temples, what else could lie beneath the earth? Maybe... maybe a circus full of clowns and candyfloss! Actually, scratch that, somehow I think a clown dungeon is a nightmare idea. But nonetheless... whatever there is on the fifth floor of the Vaults will surely be even more terrifying than that. Portals get opened. Figures get spoken to. Statues get observed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what if I WANT to step on the rusty grate? CONTENT WARNINGS: Inter-party deceit, cosmic horror, insects, intense body horror, ego death, snakes, torture references, sexy goth 2 --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 13: Gambits & Ghouls 2:01:16

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Cannibal librarians lurk in the shadows! Will you survive the Cult of the Canker? The third floor of the dungeon is a maze of bookshelves, the stench of rotting flesh in the air. The Fogfen Few have quickly found themselves accosted by gruesome ghouls, demanding they donate their flesh to the grand Refleshening Ritual, and it's not sounding like it's gonna be a tooonne of fun. Maybe they had ought to consider it, though? Would cutting off your ear count as a charitable donation for tax reasons here..? No? Then hell no, get out of here, ghouls! It's the living versus the undead in unlucky episode 13... where I'm sure everyone will come out completely untraumatized! Plans get hatched. Chairs get lounged on. Whispers get heard. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is there a spell to identify jerky? CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of cannibalism, head trauma, lots and lots of blood, zombies (kind of?), traumatic incidents, bad endings, major character peril, themes of breach of taboo, sexy chair lounging Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 12: Crafts & Curses 1:56:56

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Our heroes spend some time in Otari... what secrets shall we learn about them today? It's not all swords and sorcery in the town of Otari. The Fogfen Few approach the end of their first week in the dungeons, having only scratched the surface of whatever lies below their town. But they can't just rush blindly into battle... sometimes, you need a little break! As Fiore, Silk and Alrik go through some of their daily lives, hints of their past will be revealed... all before they return to the Abomination Vaults and face their fears below! Hair gets ponytail'd. Lutes get strummed. Sacrifices get requested. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... should people in a fantasy world just cut their losses when someone goes missing? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to childhood trauma and self hatred, depictions of anxiety and poor self-image, depictions of aging and senility, references to cannibalism and dismemberment, Steven Universe Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 11: Puppets & Peril 2:03:32

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The party travels beneath Apprentice Island! What horrors lie in the den of the wizard? The Fogfen Few are assembling a puzzle, and none of the pieces fit together. Library cults? Mutant servants? Fleshwarping? The dungeon they find themselves in is a startlingly complex web of intrigue... and they need to start understanding it, and fast! Alrik, Silk and Fiore have a date with some answers... and maybe they'll find them beneath Apprentice Island, where they encountered the dreaded Mister Beak! Surely what they find here won't be half as horrifying as him... right? Slime gets spewed. Books get read. Screams get scrum. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what should we do when the GM starts ominously rolling? CONTENT WARNINGS: Physical abuse, abusive power dynamics, filth and uncleanliness, maggots, slime, references to industrial meat processing, existential horror, suicidal ideation, religious trauma, the funniest character to ever exist in DWR history move aside Rigg Oddbody and Satsumeimo --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 10: Morlocks & Maggots 1:55:26

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The dreaded morlocks return! Battle 'em in the mountain of rubble! The Fogfen Few are back in the clutches of the Great Evil morlocks! The torchlight flickers as these gangly monsters dart in the shadows, ready to cut our heroes down to size! But what are they doing here? What is their goal? Secrets upon secrets upon secrets await Alrik, Silk and Fiore as they step deeper and deeper into darknesss... and extinguish their torches in search of answers. Ropes get tied. Bread gets floated. Letters get read. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it rude to tell someone you hate their god when their god LITERALLY represents something that makes you die? CONTENT WARNINGS: Total and utter darkness, nyctophobia, extreme body horror, torture, ego death, weird pet/owner dynamics, gross worm sounds, cannibalism, references to religious violence and the crusades, chipper old white man --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 9: Traps & Tinkerers 1:58:43

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Fend off the gruesome morlocks and rescue Otari's townfolk from certain doom! Science fiction is incredible. Great minds like H.G. Wells, one of the greatest minds of all time, nodding sagely as he dares ask "what if people were like pugs?" The Fogfen Few battle against the subterranean threat of the morlocks, those gaunt and terrible once-humans that plague the darkness. Why are they here? What's their goal? Do they have preciouses to hide from us? Our heroes will have to ask these questions and many more as they put together their resources and find out what, exactly, is the so-called "Great Evil" they espouse. Hold onto your torches-- it's gonna be a flickery ride! Armour gets punched. Books get studied. Wells get listened to. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do you do when your crush's roommate is like, 500 years old? CONTENT WARNINGS: Impalement, kidnapping, torture, human sacrifice, body horror, cosmic horror, nihilism, total ego death, sexy clueless blacksmith --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 8: Murk & Minotaurs 1:46:34

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Deeper and deeper we go... into the darkness that awaits us..! Dungeons, traditionally, are pretty deep underground. Sure, that makes sense. But what do you do when you're in one that's quite as sprawling as this? Corridor after corridor, doorway after doorway... the dungeons below Otari stretch further than one can even begin to anticipate. And these halls aren't empty! Monsters lurk around every corner, spirits slink and mysteries await. Truly, this is the episode where Abomination Vaults becomes a dungeon crawl... and it's full of some deadly, delightful thrills. Can our torch-wielding heroes navigate the strange rooms and foes that await them as they continue on their quest to save Otari? There's only one way to find out! Adventurers... duck your heads, and step into the unknown! Secret doors get discovered. Rooms get searched. Everything you knew is unravelled. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how the hell is Alrik doing that?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Thalassophobia, references to torture, worms, flies and fly sounds, mild horror, H.G. Wells moments --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 7: Secrets & Skeletons 1:18:30

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BONES! BONES BONES! Get them rattling, everyone, it's bones the whole way down! Everyone loves skeletons, obviously. It's what seperates us from the molluscs. And we hate those guys. But what do we do when the skeletons are outside our body, and rattling at us? Furthermore, what do we do when those skeletons seem to be piloted by a weird glowing light that's dragging them along? The Fogfen Few are returning to the dungeon, ready to make their way to the next floor. What lies deeper in the darkness? What secrets await them? Will they find a way to stop the Gauntlight from ever glowing again? Or are they already too late... is Otari doomed? Surely they'll find out, if they can overcome the fearsome skellytons that are lurching at them right this moment! Bones get rattled! Chairs get identified! Stairs get used! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like: did Sun Tzu really say that? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to sex, descriptions of pitch darkness, scary toilet --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 6: Scoundrels & Seers 1:37:04

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Tell the tale of the Fogfen Few! The legends of the Abomination Vaults await! So, you saved your town from certain doom. Ain't that just swell? But there's a price that comes to fame, and it's that people now expect you to continue to save their lives from the horrors that crawl forth from the lighthouse. This is, clearly, less than ideal, unless you're some kind of big heroic adventuring type who LIKES saving the day. Oh, you are? Then that's just super! In that case, forget what I said! Hero, you have a job to do! Go to the tavern, meet with your friends, and plan out where your adventure will take you next. Butt heads with criminals, listen to some spooky stories, and tredge through the mud to enter the dungeon once again. Do you hear that, Fogfen Few? Adventure is calling! Shoulders get gripped. Dolls get hugged. Altars get inspected. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the deal with flirty bartenders? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to sex, descriptions of pitch darkness, scary toilet --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Dungeon Synth provided by Erang Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 5: Graveyards & Gristle 1:30:46

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The dead are rising! It's up to us to save the town! Oh boy, that's something you never wanna see. That right there? That's hordes of the undead. Major problem for a small town with very few defenses. See, these things, they're like if your grandad got up after dying, and had a hankering for human flesh. And see, the thing is, they're way more durable than a person, so it's gonna be a real pain to fight them... especially if they outnumber you 12 to 3. Now, normally, you'd want a professional crew here to take care of it-- y'know, some adventurers with a good bit of stuff under their belt, but in this case, it looks like our dungeoneering heroes will have to deal with it themselves. It's cheaper than hiring someone to do it, but I tell you hwat, it's not as certain they'll succeed. So whaddya say? Should we leave them to it, come back in a few hours, see if they manage? Or do you reckon that'll damn them to a gruesome death? Well... I suppose there's only one way to find out! Songs get played. Lights get shone. Names get given. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is a voice changer a type of illusion spell? CONTENT WARNINGS: The undead, zombies, undead-appropriate gore, crannial trauma, insects, beetles, mild arachnophobia, unsanitary, useless NPC combatants — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 4: Festivals & Fortunes 2:18:53

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Meet the good people of Otari, and enjoy the Founder's Festival! Turns out, dungeon delving isn't all it's cracked up to be. You can get seriously exhausted by a day wrangling gremlins, maggots and dolls! So what's the reward for your hard work? A day of fun in the 500th Founder's Day Festival. Make yourself at home as we meet some of the stars of our heroes' hometown as we celebrate the 5th century of our little town. Play games, make conversation, and assume that this will be a light-hearted romp from start to finish. I wouldn't lie to you, now would I? Heroes of the vaults: get some R&R, and enjoy the sleepy town of Otari at its finest! Riddles get solved. Fortunes get gleaned. Drinks get shared. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's a paladin's favourite beverage? CONTENT WARNINGS: Second hand embarrassment (mild), implied death by falling from a height with SFX, absurd cow milking, themes of doom and annihilation, references to cannibalism, creepy little girls, toxic masculinity — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 3: Bogs & Beaks 1:58:17

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What mysteries await us on Apprentice Isle? Our unnamed band of dungeoneers are getting into the swing of things now. Giant spiders, weird gremlins and spooky sinkholes? None of those are a match for these heroes! And yet the riddle of the ruins still perplexes them. What is this place? Why is there a giant lighthouse in the middle of a swamp? And who built it? With a little luck, some keen puzzle-solving and some nightmarishly tricky encounters, perhaps the jigsaw will start to put itself together soon. But what happens if this jigsaw is, itself... just another puzzle piece? Squawk! Doors get charged. Figments get cast. Words get regretted so so so bad. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do we do when Paizo retcons huge plot details from our previous adventures?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Maggots, Pools of Blood, Implied Willingness to eat Rotting Food, Detailed Descriptions of Head Agony and Mental Assault, Detailed Depictions of Mental Anguish, Freaky Alien — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Even More Stuff provided by Syrinscape Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Mr. Beak Meme Art by r/UpsideDownSmore Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 2: Mitflits & Mysteries 1:23:39

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Hark! Ruins full of gremlins await! When you want to be an adventurer, you need to start small. And if rats in the basement won't do it for you, what's better than some ugly, vengeful, extremely pissy fey who are phenomenally good at getting their asses kicked? Our brave dungeoneers explore the ruins of a lighthouse hidden deep in a swamp of all places, looking for the glowing light that's been winking on the edge of Otari. Who put it there? Was it these mitflits? Surely it was the mitflits! There's no way something... mysterious is afoot, right..? Well, only one way to uncover! Hope you've got your pit climbing boots on... we've got a dungeon to uncover. Ruins get explored. Sinkholes get inspected. Hands get kissed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it your fault if you smash a friend directly into a wall when you were aiming for a bug? CONTENT WARNINGS: Arachnaphobia (mild), Unsanitary, Extremely Scary Skeletons — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 1: Torchlight & Tales 2:08:29

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Adventurers Wanted! Will you take this journey with us? Nothing much happens in sleepy Otari, a town founded by a band of adventurers centuries ago. But when a strange light from beyond the Fogfen glows, three heroes are called to adventure to investigate. An elegant wizard... a sunny paladin... and a meek bard... who exactly put this group together? Is this the best we've got to offer? Maaaan. Well, it'll simply have to do. Join our heroes as they unwittingly journey into the Abomination Vaults, a megadungeon like no other in the beginning of our brand new adventure. Face terrible monsters, dangerous traps and ancient secrets as our 1970s style tale goes places no fools have ever dared travel... with a healthy dose of queer vibes and synth music, for good measure! Fliers get read. Telescopes get gazed through. Doors get opened. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does casting Warp Step count as gay speedwalking? CONTENT WARNINGS: Fairy Poop — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Trailer 2:28

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Ruby Phoenix Retrospective 1:03:16

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Already seeking the next challenge... the fight is all. A look back at Fists of the Ruby Phoenix, the story we told, the stories we didn't, and the stories we'll be telling soon. Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 27: Crimes & Candor 2:14:40

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Betrayal! Arson! Criminal Activity! The sleepy town of Otari is buzzing with activity tonight, as the Fogfen Few find out that the Dawnflower Temple has been set on fire while on the way home from Absolom. With a mystery on their hands, they must seek the truth of what happened. Who would do such a thing to a holy site, especially in a small town where everyone knows each other?! Who can our heroes trust, and who will they suspect of the crimes that have occured on this night? They'll need to solve this mystery, and fast, before the culprit is able to get away with it! Crimes are uncovered. Doors are slammed open. Truth gets told. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why would you pass up on such great deals on poison? CONTENT WARNINGS: Murder, throat injury, reoccurring NPC death, betrayal, appearance-based harassment, racism analogy, cruel and unusual punishments, allusions to teenagers getting raunchy, real-world politics and references to real world genocide, Joe Biden I fucking guess --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 26: Clans & Cosmopolises 2:30:49

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The city at the center of the world awaits! Welcome, one and all, to Absalom! The Fogfen Few are quite far from the dungeons now! And yet here they are in Starstone City, and some of them are wishing they were back in the grimy depths below. There's markets, there's temples, there's secrets to be uncovered (more than one might expect, even!), and all the while the mysteries seem to keep piling up. But oh, can't we do some sightseeing first? Pleeease? Hop on the back of Stampy the Elephant and see the greatest city in all of Avistan first hand! Familiar faces get seen. Treasure gets bought. Books get read. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do you have any idea how much infodumping had to be cut out from this episode? CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional family dynamics, references to incest, lewd book title jokes, old men dating young ladies, mental hardship, bad relationships, heavy classism, Stampy the motherfucking Elephant --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 25: Tombs & Travels 1:36:12

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The Fogfen Few hunt down the Roseguard Relics, deep underground and far on the horizon! The Tomb of Aesephana Menhemes is no walk in the park... and you're saying this is just the second of four relics we have to grab?! Yeesh! Well, at least the others will be simple, right? Alrik, Silk and Fiore put their titles as adventurers to the test as they take on the greatest fetch quest of them all, taking them far, far away from the dungeons they've gotten so used to exploring. A key, a broach, a book and a sword... what mysteries are they keeping, really? Shields get snarly. Instructions get given. Bags get packed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is Derry in breach of the Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993? CONTENT WARNINGS: Gerascophobia, depictions of hospice care, pyrophobia, drug jokes, the German National Anthem --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 24: Bloodlines & Braziers 1:49:12

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The Fogfen Few seek out the Relics of the Roseguard! But what else awaits them in Otari? After our heroes removed the power source of the Gauntlight, the town of Otari has let out a sigh of relief. But complacency will get us nowhere! Great evil awaits even deeper in the dungeon, delayed but not defeated. The Fogfen Few have one of the four Roseguard Relics in their possession... but only if they unite all four will they be able to get past the Ghostwalk and venture deeper into the Abomination Vaults. Let's recollect ourselves and get this show on the road-- because the ancient secrets of the past are about to reveal themselves! Insults get thrown. Pasts get revealed. Stairs get descended. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it okay to set someone's business on fire if they totally deserve it? CONTENT WARNINGS: Child abuse and neglect, trauma, self-hatred, attacks on someone's immutable traits, themes of death and legacy, themes of aging, parental abandonment, alcoholism, censored homophobic slurs played for comedy, two grown ass men play Patty Cake Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 23: Leeches & Legends 2:23:15

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Tremble before the wrath of Volluk Azinrae! The Fogfen Few have heard his name whispered throughout the dungeon. The Apprentice of the Mad Sorceress. The Master of Mister Beak. The Tormentor of Dear Sweet Borbo. The most villainous, vile elf to lurk through these floors. And now, at last, our heroes stand face to face with him... and his wretched secret! Will our heroes save the victims of the horrifying lord of the dungeon? Or are they next to become his undead minions? Clench your fist and shake off those worms, it's about to get squirmy in here! Secrets get spilled. Pain gets muscled through. Endings tie together. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... now where does THAT rate on the Alrik Wetness chart? CONTENT WARNINGS: Worm sounds throughout, themes of abuse, complicated feelings towards abusers, agonized screams, unconsensual secret sharing, descriptions of heightened pain and torture, twist endings VOTE FOR DICE WILL ROLL IN THE CRIT AWARDS 2024! https://www.critawards.org/ --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Karl WhiteBat Music Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 22: Wizards & Wretches 2:02:05

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The end of the floor is nigh! What horrors await the Fogfen Few in the final rooms? Undead, undead, undead! Crawling hands, skeletons, ghouls, we've seen it all! As our brave adventurers fight back against the darkness, it seems the battle is being won... but now, only the most vile foes remain. Torturers, kidnappers, giant ugly bugs... will Alrik, Silk and Fiore survive their plunge into the dunge? Or will the sinister evils awaiting them claim their souls... and their relics? Doors get shut. Puzzles get pieced. Confrontations get had. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why did I stay up til 6am on a work day to finish this episode? Was it pride? Hubris? Why did I do this? CONTENT WARNINGS: Depictions of torture, body horror, body modding, self mutilation, gore, uncleanliness, worms and maggots, misogyny played for humour, references to the Irish Troubles that were in poor taste but Ritz asked me to keep it in so it's on them not me VOTE FOR DICE WILL ROLL IN THE CRIT AWARDS 2024! https://www.critawards.org/ --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Seventh Sanctum and Ivan Duch Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 21: Relics & Rendezvous 2:30:11

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Out of the dungeon, our heroes face their most difficult tasks... romantic encounters! After a treacherous time in the vaults, the Fogfen Few reward themselves with a double-date. Rumours swirl and danger brews, but right now, all we need to think about is ourselves... and the lost relics of the Roseguard, without which we're doomed to allow a great evil to return! No pressure though. Prepare to stumble headfirst into even greater treachery as we walk into darkness... I hope you remembered to light a torch, first! Stories get swapped. Books get sold. The lost get found. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what exactly happened in that alleyway? CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy teasing, implied sexual encounters, 3-minute outfit describing monologues VOTE FOR DICE WILL ROLL IN THE CRIT AWARDS 2024! https://www.critawards.org/ --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Karl WhiteBat Music Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 20: Wisps & Warnings 2:20:18

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The Fogfen Few have uncovered a very familiar, ghostly face, but danger awaits at every turn! How will they defeat the wretched will-o-wisps?! Our heroes definitely have their work cut out for them! In the tomb of a particularly chatty ancient adventurer, Alrik, Silk and Fiore will soon discover that malevolent balls of light aren't the only danger nearby. Doom stalk the halls of this dungeon, and traps lay in wait to strike. Maybe The Fogfen Few have bitten off more than they can chew today as they step into the lair of the most terrible foe they've come across yet! Grappling hooks get thrown. Stairs get climbed. Secrets get revealed. Find out more in today's episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why did the Adventure Path designers do this to our sweet, beloved adventurers? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of death, descriptions of many, many flashing lights, themes of doom and oblivion, Borbo Dissociation Reveal BUY DERRY'S ADVENTURE, SAFE HAVEN: A WEIRD WEST TALE TODAY! Pathfinder 2e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482415/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-pathfinder-2nd-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 D&D 5e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482416/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-5th-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Karl WhiteBat Music Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 19: Beastmen & Bones 1:47:18

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The monster returns to Otari in chains... but are chains enough to hold him? After a desperate battle, the Otari Werewolf has been shackled! The Fogfen Few return victorious to Otari, but... what are they to do with him now? What will the townsfolk do? And how, exactly, does one imprison a man that turns into an extraordinarily powerful beast once a month? As our brave adventurers grapple these questions, they must also go deeper into the dungeon once more... and uncover some very, very old secrets from a mystery that finally reveals itself after 500 years. Punches get thrown. Secrets get spilled. Water gets waded. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what does Brian Cox sound like, even? CONTENT WARNINGS: Animal harm and death, consumption of raw flesh, alcohol consumption, serial killers BUY DERRY'S ADVENTURE, SAFE HAVEN: A WEIRD WEST TALE TODAY! Pathfinder 2e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482415/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-pathfinder-2nd-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 D&D 5e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482416/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-5th-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 18: Campfires & Contracts 2:18:09

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There's plenty of ghosts down in the dungeon... and not all of them are dead. Dare ye journey deeper? The Fogfen Few have their work cut out for them! Even now as they wander the abandoned library, now devoid of cannibal librarians, it seems like there's danger around every corner... both past and present. As our heroes blow dust off the dark secrets of the past, their domino effect on the present becomes clear. Welcome to the Fourth Floor, boys... this one's a real doozy. Secrets get shared. Gaps get jumped. Teeth get bared. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are doors part of the LGBT community? Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing Join the Safe Haven: A Weird West Tale Discord! https://discord.gg/ACXAzJ65Ye --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara The Hag by The Seventh Midnight Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 17: Churches & Chirurgeons 2:09:49

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The Fogfen Few spend some time exploring different avenues of healthcare, from magic to medicine. What secrets shall they uncover? The last few days of dungeoneering have been rough. Cult leaders, flesh statues, cannibalism and curses... can't we just recover for a moment? Our heroes take a pit stop in Otari before diving back into the dungeon to prepare to reach the next floor. What remains undiscovered in the Library? What motives have gone un-checked? What quests have been completed? Why are there suddenly so many mitflits?! Boss Skrawng, explain yourself!! Help gets refused. Books get read. Doors get closed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like: when did Boss Skrawng become Sicilian? What do you mean, he was Sicilian all along and Derry needs to emphasize it because some people thought he was a Watto-type stereotype? CONTENT WARNINGS: Medical needles, consumption and descriptions of raw meat, allusions to cannibalism, parallels to chronic illness, abusive relationships, THE PESTILENCE Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 16: Cultists & Crawlings 1:53:18

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A grim evil rots under the Abomination Vaults... can our heroes smell the stench? The Cult of the Canker and it's grim ghouls patrol the library, performing profane rites in preparation of their so-called "Refleshening". As Fiore, Alrik and Silk sneak through the labyrinthine paths, seeking some way to best the wicked cannibal librarians. But between grumpy devils, ghostly sofas and ancient truths... it sure seems like they have their work cut out for them! Grip onto your torch, Fogfen Few... we're gonna plunge into darkness! Hands get shook. Footsteps get retraced. Hearts get stopped. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do you do when the nice young man you've known for a week makes like Vordt of the Boreal Valley and then just kind of acts like that was a normal thing for a person to do?! COTNENT WARNINGS: References to human decay and fungus growth, cannibalism, rotting meat, body horror, major character harm, no seriously what the hell do you do about that Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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The Godsrain Prophecies 1:24:44

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What happens when a god dies? Far, far away, a little nosoi psychopomp reads over a forgotten set of prophecies. Each has the same premise: this is what would happen to our world if one of its god dies. From hoardes of undead to terrible earthquakes, one must hope that none of them come true... right? Join Dice Will Roll on this special episode, where Derry reads the Godsrain Prophecy short stories by Erin Roberts and weaves together ten tales of deicide for you to shiver to. Bewaaaare! CONTENT WARNINGS: Major Character Deaths. Obviously. Themes of grief, loss, apocalypse and helplessness, imposter syndrome, alcoholism, chronic pain and chronic illness, eaten alive by predators, ego death, bad endings obviously obviously obviously, one surprisingly okay ending :thumbs up emoji:, intense lore dumps Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 15: Villains & Vendors 1:54:20

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Shadowy forces unite deep within the dungeon, and our heroes are in for hell! Back into the dark the Fogfen Few delve! Alrik, Silk and Fiore slip back into the Vaults after their weekend off in Otari, keen to find more clues to the mysteries of the Gauntlight. But they're quick to discover: the dungeon is alive, and when they're not here to play, it'll find other people to occupy it. Treacherous foes, dark cults and scary monsters lurk in the shadows, putting together a grim master plan. Will our heroes be able to overcome them? Or are they the next skeletons to decorate the vaults? Swamps get investigated. Books get collected. Gold gets spent. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what is the nutritional benefit of a tattoo? CONTENT WARNINGS : Cannibalism, skinning, gore and viscera, uncleanliness, capitalism Special Thanks to Skye Evangeline for her Patreon Cameo! Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Abomination Vaults Ep. 14: Romance & Reveries 2:04:11

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