We're back, everybody, and decided to talk about some movies we actually enjoyed from our youth starting with 2002's Spider-Man from director Sam Raimi and stars Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst and Willem Dafoe.Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

Join us as we reach a new low with 2000's DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? But then immediately cleanse our lives with a little STRANGER THINGS 2 talk! Find us on YouTube for more "exciting" content!Record on 11/09/17 - Really, this delay will decrease... probably.00:02:58 - New Star Wars Trilogy/Lucas' shitbomb00:05:30 - Disney to buy Fox?00:07:55 - Dude, Wh…

In honor of Halloween we went back to where it all started, and then ended up at the bottom of the barrel with this bleak, shadow of a film that (seemingly)ended a 24 year old franchise. But really, is HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION all that awful? Join us and discover (our) truth!Recorded on 10/31/17 - We'll get this up quicker one day. Promise!02:42 - T…

In this week's episode we discuss probably THE WORST movie we have had the displeasure of watching yet. So buckle up, because it's gonna be a bumping ride, as we send Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation through the meat grinder! Recorded on 10/19/17 - Sorry for the delay!01:17 - Punisher on Netflix is coming!02:10 - Texas Chainsaw: Next Ge…

For FRIDAY THE 13th we went back in time to watch Jason Voorhees brought to the future as we carved ourselves a nice slice of Jason X!Check out our new series, Junkyard Trailers, on YouTube. You might learn a thing or two.02:30 - Settlers of Catan: THE MOVIE05:27 - Predator stuff07:07 - Future Man/Future Talk10:40 - Justice League13:30 - The Last J…

This week we run down 1993's Super Mario Bros! It's almost as awful as you remember... almost.Check out the premiere episode of Junkyard Trailers on our YouTube! You can find it, I promise you!01:10 - Sonic the Hedgehog the movie03:52 - Venom movie talk07:10 - Strange skeleton talk08:25 - Super Mario Bros (SPOILERS)55:55 - Two Dick's Picks/Sign off…

Take a ride with us as we (not literally) shout at the devil with 2003's DAREDEVIL!(SPOILERS! BE WARNED!)Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

Jump through cyberspace with us as we discuss 1995's Hackers.Bonus points if you can catch all the times I use the expression "motley crew"!Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

Join us as we discuss Sneakers, Robert Redford's (nearly) thrilling 1992 caper flick!Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

We're back, baby, and here to crank out a brand new episode in the form of CRANK!Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

Join the Two Guys in this milestone episode as they shake things up for 1995's GoldenEye and leave them stirred!Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

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Come with us on a ride as we run down 1997's I Know What You Did Last Summer and leave it for dead.I kind of took a step back with sound quality on this one, sorry. I made a mistake and just never got back to it, this is totally my fault. -RobertAf Two Guys with Four Eyes

Hit the high seas of adventure with the Two Guys as they give 1992's Under Siege an ass kickin'!Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

Take a trip back to 1987 and mix things up a bit with the Two Guys as they rip Like Father, Like Son.Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

Take a trip down under with the Two Guys as they tear into Paul Hogan's 1986 classic "Crocodile" Dundee!Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

Listen carefully as the Two Guys send a roundhouse kick to the dome of 1989's Kickboxer!Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

Hop on board as the the Two Guys talk all about the classic film de ninjitsu, 3 Ninjas.Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

The Two Guys with Four Eyes tackle the heavy questions in this week's chilling tale: To Spawn or not to Spawn?!?!Af Two Guys with Four Eyes

Two Guys with Four Eyes discuss the ins and outs of the news that's resonated from SDCC and review 1987's RoboCop.Af Two Guys with Four Eyes