*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2022, 2023 & 2024!* We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Bi ...
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I go to another development event! And I can’t hack it!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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And other topical news!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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And this year, we’ll report back on Dublin!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Happy Valentines Day! or Happy Jerk Day?!
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18:20No way am I getting David anything!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Don’t tell the record labels but we listen to covers a lot on this episode. Deal with it! Don’t shut us down!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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FFP Parties Are Bigger than the Met Gala!
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10:09So many themes cause who doesn’t love a theme!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Let’s All Get In A Room And Stare At A Corpse!
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16:26And diss songs. We don’t get it!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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To buy candy!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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The Archives! Nasty Feet and Nasty Customers!
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15:28We’re going to dig into our past and let you listen to all of our archives! Here’s an oldie, but a goodie!Af Fully Functional Parents
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It was Cooper’s fault! And Donald Trump lets us eat cake!Af Fully Functional Parents
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It’s everywhere!!! And so are cars the color of diarrhea?!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Anyone Have A Donald Trump Beanie Baby We Can Have? Sheri?
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14:51Collecting crap! And are we living in the B cut of the movie Dave?!Af Fully Functional Parents
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The bane of our existence! And our kid is getting married in 8 years? And my dad, the hibachi chef?!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Spaghetti Dropping From Our Mouths!
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15:46And I can’t stop laughing about you hearing us load the dishwasher, so I left it in! And bread pudding is not made by dumping juice on bread!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Stop Talking About the Weather, You’re Boring Us to Death!
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11:35Rerun Saturday! The lowest form of communication!Af Fully Functional Parents
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And more tales from Corporate America: pissing everywhere!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Let’s Dissect Road Kill During Recess!!
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12:39And if you ain’t wearing titanium, it ain’t real!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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We Try Our Hands at Political Punditry?!
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16:54And wanna buy a pretzel shaped like the Statue of Liberty? It may be all we have left of liberty in this country!Af Fully Functional Parents
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At The Crossroads With Bone Thugs and Harmony!
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18:42Should I just buy bigger pants? Is that giving in and I just need to exercise more!? And being revealed as a crazy cat lady!Af Fully Functional Parents
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And work that thing outta your teeth!!(A rerun cause the Bills lost and I don’t feel like talking to anyone.)Af Fully Functional Parents
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OUR Buffalo Bills! David’s Tips for the Big Game!
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22:32A double episode weekend special! Because David knows what our Bills must do. And some sad news about David’s favorite hobby…Af Fully Functional Parents
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We argue about dozing off while lying in bed. Boy, you’re gonna be happy to listen to this!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Why DON’T You Have Snow Tires? You Live in BUFFALO!!
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14:15The freak out when the snow comes!! And teens driving!Af Fully Functional Parents
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There’s a Hair in Your Burrito!! And Stop Staring at Me, Dog!!
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9:31Will you still eat a meal after you find something gross in it? And why do animals stare??Af Fully Functional Parents
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The State of the Union! And 45 Year Old Click Bait!
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12:53David actually is really into politics… And doomsday scrolling on the New York Times!?Af Fully Functional Parents
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On The Eve of Inauguration Day: Remember Donald Rumsfeld!
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17:30And let’s go communist! Why not?! It sounds PERFECT!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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More Tales from Corporate America!
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11:08Ladies room talk! And buying old stuff from the Buffalo Bills stadium: how far would you go?!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Our kids are going nuts and we’re tracking it! And our house is much nicer inside than out!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Peacocking It! And Naps Get a Bad Rep!
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14:08Male birds and their showy colors! And you should sleep more, you idiot.Af Fully Functional Parents
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Go Ahead NFTA Police, Try and Arrest Me!
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12:34And hand gestures are really quite stupid!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Join us for the party of the year!Af Fully Functional Parents
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We enjoy another stranger’s bar mitzvah on YouTube! And I’m bad at using remotes! And David loves a lady in pearls!!(A rerun from our second season!)Af Fully Functional Parents
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And theme songs! And AI!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Ma’am!! Ma’am!! Your Kid is Super Annoying!!
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12:33And I love grandpuppies too! But I hate murderously Biden!?Af Fully Functional Parents
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Manifest Destiny! We’re Coming for you Greenland!!
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10:09Do it with us now! And promote our podcast. Share it with at least three people a week or DIE!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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And the story of Left Eye Lopez is sadder than I thought. Maybe don’t listen to this episode…Af Fully Functional Parents
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Authenticity is a Farce! And You’re Leaving the House in THAT?!
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11:31More LinkedIn lies! And what girls wear!!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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The Division of Labor at Home! And Nair and Icy Hot STINK!
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11:49Rerun Saturday from our first season! Listen to that opening!!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Why Enrique doesn’t take off that hat! And homemade chocolate treat?!Af Fully Functional Parents
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And we visit Canada! And it’s New Years Eve!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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David’s got one true love!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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What Happens During a Buffalo Bills Game!
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14:09A car chase witnessed only by me! And Dave and Leo go to the game!Af Fully Functional Parents
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The Cost of Pizza is Bankrupting Us!
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10:46And college kids being jerks to townies! And check out David’s company: Local Landmarks!! You’ll be glad you did!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Yahtzee!! Dave’s Going on Wheel of Fortune!!
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15:54And he’s gonna dominate!! Cause it’s as easy as it looks!And I miss Stratego! Anyone have it and I can borrow it?Af Fully Functional Parents
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Cause I can’t stop eating Chex Mix!! I can’t stop! And did you know I’m actually two people?! David fills my head with nonsense about how cool that is- and I eat it up!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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You decide! And will you ever come over for dinner again?Af Fully Functional Parents
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And I can’t wink back!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Southern California, Here We Come!
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13:28Not really but maybe someday?!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Citizen’s Expulsion! (Recess Duty Again!)
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18:03David screws up his job! Big time!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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Office Talk! How NOT to Interview! And Drama, Gossip and Radical Candor!
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11:36I can’t handle the gossip! And how do you prepare for an interview? Well, first you PREPARE!!Af Fully Functional Parents
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