The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.
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Welcome to the Traveler's Guide to the Backrooms. Where our AI survival instructor, Sharp A3, will try to explain the nature of the backrooms, and the best way to survive within the infinite levels within. Join us as we no clip our way into the backrooms! Email: travelersguidetothebackrooms@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 SUPPORT US ON PATREON!!! https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackrooms JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER!!! https://discord.gg/u6az3h3jjJ MERCH SHOP https:/ ...
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A collection of haiku written and published over the last three years. In the tradition of sacred minimalism, the reading is held by a musical score with a duration of a single minute. All forms resolve to silence. All silence resolves to form. http://bit.ly/poetillusion https://soundcloud.com/sing-the-body-electric-888304354
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Episode Two Hundred Eighty-Three: Halloween Horror Nights 2024
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I’VE BEEN AWAY. TO A DISTANT LAND. AGAIN. You might also say WHEREAMI? AGAIN. Cause he’s here too. We’re back in Cali, baby. We went to Disneyland again but THIS TIME we got into the OOGIE BASH and it was pretty alright! OH NO, BUT REALLY, we’re into the total again because it is our second time at Halloween Horror Nights Hollywood. I also wanted t…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level 76 and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level 76! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord.gg/u6az3h3jjJ 🔸Spotify:…
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Episode Two Hundred Eighty-Two: The Vamp-Wire Part Two
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What can I say about dead celebrities that hasn’t been said already? A lot actually. Which is why I’m not going to say anything. I’m really not. So anyways, we’re continuing the investigation we last left off with on the previous episode. I mean, we have our answers, we know where things are going, right? Maybe not literally but how could you possi…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level 80 and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level 80! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord.gg/u6az3h3jjJ 🔸Spotify:…
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Episode Two Hundred Eighty-One: The Vamp-Wire Part One
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What can I say about vampires that hasn’t already been said? Well, they live forever, so they have to be pretty savvy business men, right? Not what you expected me to say, either, huh? Well, it’s not what I expected to be reading with this group of jack-offs. Or should I say jack-ONS because they were on this shit like flies. By that I mean, they r…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining the sub levels connecting to Level 4 within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip throughout these sub levels! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguid…
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Episode Two Hundred Eighty: What's Up, Pup?
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Everyone loves a good dog, right? I mean, if you don’t, I don’t trust you. I don’t think you deserve my trust if you don’t love a good doggo. I know someone who loves good pups: Midnight Bride. She’s got herself a good little goblin faced, Steve Buscemi of a dog. She’s a sweet lil sprinkle-bear. She can’t help that she was born with the face of a b…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level 51 within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level 51! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord.g…
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Nine: Straight Outta Deepwoods Part Three
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What conclusion awaits us at the end of this thrilling chapter? Something trivial that will tie everything up way too nicely despite all the questions and remaining answers and issues are directly in front of our literal fingertips, right? No, again, no inbred, redneck melon-heads. No old, garden variety homeless people. Just Grimes. Just a big old…
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Level Five Hundred Eleven Explained
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level 511 within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level 511! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord…
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Eight: Straight Outta Deepwoods Part Two
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What mysteries lie in the fictional town of Lannenberg(burg?) Pennsylvania? Who knows because it doesn’t actually exist and I’m confused as to why this is a plot point when it could have just taken place in Harrisburg. No inbred, redneck melon-heads. No old, garden variety homeless people. But yes, yes, a giant demon statue made of stone and sin ca…
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In this episode, we'll be discussing Destabilizing Storms within the backrooms, and what can be expected from them. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we go storm chasing! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https:/…
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Seven: Straight Outta Deepwoods Part One
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What mysteries lie deep in the woods of Pennsylvania. Inbred, redneck melon-heads? Regular old, garden variety homeless people? A giant demon statue made of stone and sin? The possibilities are endless here on Lotsa Pasta with our guest Ramses Vanderslice. I know we last had a really silly Halloween but Ramses is back to get into a multi-chapter st…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level 409 within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level 409! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord…
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Six: SINergy
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Cannibal Siren and I are on another level today. We’re operating on a whole other spectrum. An AUTISTIC spectrum. No, not really. We just got that synergy going on. Oh, I mean, SINergy. Right, cause we both full of that godly No-No. What’s more in style with the kids now-a-days, being all shitty and stupid or being reliable and respectful. That’s n…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level 33 within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level 33! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord.g…
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Five: Why the Long Face?
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We’re back in the kingdom of HO-HOs and Lititz, PA. Yes, that’s right, the SOFA Kingdom, to be exact. This time, joined by the royal family as Sofa Queen also joins us on spectator duty while the King and I have our jolly time. That being said, these stories were random as all hell but also fun as all hell and I blame all of that on Sofa King - he’…
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Level Two Hundred Fifty Eight Explained
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level 258 within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level 258! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level 70 within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level 70! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord.g…
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Four: ExtraTERRORestrial VI: Goon to the Moon
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I meant to sing a little song to Scutch when I saw him a couple months ago and recorded this episode but I forgot. Of course, it’s because I got too drunk and because I was too excited to talk to him about Game of Thrones and Aliens. You know, the usual. Why wouldn’t I be excited about that, Scutch is one of my favorite people on the show because o…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level 38 within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level 38! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord.g…
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Three: Bedtime Stories with Grandpa Part Two
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Grandpa really puts life in perspective. Sometimes you just get caught up chasing things you don't understand and next thing you know, you're old, and broken, and telling your grandson a bunch of bullshit because your brain doesn't work right anymore and almost everyone you know is dead. Crazy. Anyways, here's some more stories! Who knows which dir…
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In this episode, we'll be looking into a rather interesting person within the Backrooms, The Heretic. As always, we'll be going over how some of their history within the Backrooms as well as some of their accomplishments, so come with us as we go over The Heretic! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Discord: https://discord.gg/u6az3h3jjJ 🔸P…
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Two: Bedtime Stories with Grandpa Part One
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The Deputy is back and he killed the Sheriff himself. What more need be said? A lot, I suppose. Join us for some NIGHT SWIM and join us for some more hard-boiled cops that play by the rules. No, nothing weird about that. Totally by-the-books procedural here. Nothing out of the ordinary going on. Just regular old story-time with Grandpa. Definitely …
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In this episode, we'll be discussing some occupations that could be found within the Backrooms. As always, we'll be going over how one could best utilize these jobs within the Setting, so come with us as we go over some Jobs within the Backrooms! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Discord: https://discord.gg/u6az3h3jjJ 🔸Patreon: https://w…
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In this episode, we'll be discussing the Iron Fists as a whole. As always, we'll be going over the faction's lore and its inner workings. So come with us as we go over the mega nation known as the Iron Fists! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Discord: https://discord.gg/u6az3h3jjJ 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetotheb…
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In this episode, we'll be discussing level 37, also known as The Poolrooms within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip merrily into The Poolrooms! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Discord: https://discord.gg/u6az3h3jjJ 🔸Patreon: …
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy-One: Things That Goosebump in the Night 2
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So, Slappy haunted my dreams as a kid, that’s no surprise. I’ll talk about that forever. I’ll talk about how the Goosebumps TV show haunted me as a kid. That’s fine. Curse me, if you will. But maybe it is all rose-tinted shades from here on out or really, what are a couple of 30-year old men doing reading Goosebumps anyway? Are we really that far o…
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Episode Two Hundred Seventy: A Very Merry Pastas Part Eleven
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I’m gonna make that joke about how I drug myself every Christmas Eve, now. Well, I guess I already did, didn’t I? Christmas is supposed to be a day about getting together with the family or those close enough to be blood, and sharing some special time with each other where you don’t just sniff each others farts and lick each others assholes. I mean…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Nine: A Very Merry Pastas Part Ten
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I’d make a joke about how I drug myself every Christmas Eve, but it seems too easy. The truth is, I drug myself throughout this entire season. I can’t stand it, to be honest. The entire capitalist, competitive spirit of gift-giving mixed with overbearing debt and rising suicide rates and low mental health for the entirety of winter keeps me as drea…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Eight: Hail to the King 3
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BUT YOU’VE GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS. Ain’t that right people? Today’s episode introduces us to a new guest that needs a perfect introduction in an otherwise perfect little contained episode. Royale w/ Cheese wanted to get broken in on some of the King and who am I to supply him with anything but. This is the third time we’re reading King, as we’ve read T…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Seven: Hell-o-ween Weekend
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The world is changed. I feel it in the creeps. I feel it in the pasta. I smell it in the weed. Much that once was across the fucking planet is now here, for those of us crazy enough to accept it. It began with the forging of a spooky podcast. Three close friends gathered, seeking immortality amongst the internet sovereign. Seven trolls, great troub…
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Tales From the Backrooms: A Fiendish Treat
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In this Tales from the Backrooms, we'll be going over a frightening story fit for the Halloween Season. So, come with us as we do some tricking and treating in today's tale, A Fiendish Treat! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://discord.gg/u6az3h3jjJ 🔸Spotify…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining everything we know about no-clipping within the backrooms. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers looking to learn how this strange phenomena works. So come with us as we try to explain the concept of No-Clipping! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguide…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Six: Halloween Horror Nights Retrospective
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Today is a personal episode for me. I don’t share much about my personal life and I do that on purpose as to not mix what it is about performing on this show with what it means for me to live my life as myself. You see, what I do here on this program is put on a performance, much like in my life, to display that of a regular, spooky-loving dude. Bu…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Five: Happy Halloween, Danny
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What can I say, I’m sentimental. I appreciate nostalgia. I like to get back to the classics every once in a while, remind myself where we came from and what we grew out of. And that’s why we’re going to read some dumb ass, stupid ass stories on todays episode. Really get the blood flowing, you know? These are all submissions and recommendations fro…
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It's been an amazing journey with you guys, and i'm proud to say we've been making episodes for coming up to 2 years now. We're extremely grateful for your support, and are excited to do another Q&A for you this year. And what's more, this time it'll be manned by Scott himself. Horsed voiced if be it. Thank you all again for your support, and we ca…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Four: The Devil and the Details
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So, the Devil walks into a bar. No, that isn’t the start to a joke or anything, I’m literally telling you the Devil just walked into the bar. Fine, don’t believe me. But let me tell you, she looks hot as hell. What can I say, a fiery redhead always makes my tongue dry. And what better to whet the whistle than some whiskey. That’ll do the trick. Let…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level Twenty One within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level Twenty One! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: h…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Three: Halloween Horror Nights Hollywood 2023
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I’VE BEEN AWAY. TO A DISTANT LAND. You might even say, WHEREAMI? No, really, you might say that, cause he is here too. Where? CALIFORNIA, BITCHES. We went to Disneyland cause he’s never been but ALSO we went to Super Nintendo World because that’s over here too. OH, NO, BUT REALLY, the thing that this episode is about - obviously. Look at the title.…
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In this episode, we'll be explaining Level Twenty within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level Twenty! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://d…
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In this episode, we'll explain Level Nineteen within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip into Level Nineteen! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https://dis…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty-Two: It Isn't a Podcast
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Quick episode gets quick write-up intro. Tom Bongbadil was in town, I strapped him down to a chair and made him read with me. That’s it. Wanna fight about it? I wouldn’t. We read two no sleep stories this episode, and both are OKAY. Nothing ground breaking, nothing amazing, but fun to read nonetheless. OH, and the episode begins with a nostalgic br…
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In this episode, we'll be discussing a level known as The Bacarooms within the backrooms, and what can be expected within. As always, we'll be dropping tips for travelers who find their way here. So come with us as we no clip merrily into The Bacarooms! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Discord: https://discord.gg/u6az3h3jjJ 🔸Patreon: https:/…
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Something Strange in the Neighborhood- Tales from the Backrooms
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In this Tales from the Backrooms, we'll continue where we left off with our loveable scout Josef as he finally gets his big break and joins a team for a standard scouting mission. So, come with us as we continue into today's tale, Something Strange in the Neighborhood! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thet…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty-One: Not Hot But Spicy, Bb Vol. 8
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What can I say about Not Hot But Spicy forums that hasn’t been said in this episode or any of the other 7 episodes? Nothing. That’s right, NOTHING. If you’ve gotten this far, you know what we’re all about and I’m not gonna pretend like you don’t. Well, I am, in the episode itself I am, yes, but for this short description and time-stamp list, I’m go…
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Rendezvous-Tales from the Backrooms
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In this Tales from the Backrooms, we'll be continuing where we left off with Josef as he makes his way back to Base Alpha and makes contact with his higher-ups. So, come with us as we continue into today's continuation of the Decay Canon, Rendezvous. 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetotheb…
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Episode Two Hundred Sixty: Deputy on Duty Part Three
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You ever get released from your really strict and kinda crazy mental asylum just to go to another mental asylum that isn’t as bad? Me too. I have feelings about this ending. They’re not good feelings. They’re feelings I usually associate with bowel movements. You wanna talk OWLS? Nah, me neither. They’re weird and boring and like to throw up. I mea…
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Seed of Darkness- Tales from the Backrooms
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In this Tales from the Backrooms, we'll be looking into the going ons of a M.E.G scout named Josef, as he goes about, what at first, seems like a standard route. So, come with us as we look into the tale,The Seed of Darkness! 🔸Twitter: https://twitter.com/_SharpA3 🔸Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetravelersguidetothebackroom 🔸Discord: https…
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Episode Two Hundred Fifty-Nine: Deputy on Duty Part Two
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You ever get blamed for a murder you didn’t commit and get institutionalized because you plead insanity instead of going to jail? Yeah, me neither. I wonder where we’re going to go from here. Who can tell what is real and what is not, especially when that was kinda the point of the first ‘part’ of this series. Mineral Wells lingers as much as the C…
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