Welcome to The Conditional Release Program, a podcast that delves into the netherworld of cults, crims and con artists. Who would have thought a spicy chest cough would turn everyone so completely mad? Our weekly show covers the conspiracy theorists that created a 'shadow pandemic' of political idiocy and violent ideation within the fringe of politics. From time to time we get our hands even dirtier with true crime deep dives. Jack is a seasoned expert in the true crime genre, having written ...
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The Two Jacks - Episode 91 - Junk Polling
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The Two Jacks look at some of the US presidential election polling. JTI walks through one poll and shows the reasons why it is not reliable. It's not skewed one way or another. It's just bad polling. In Iran, a special forces commander has a heart attack while under interrogation as suspicions within the regime grow on collusion with Israel. Sir Ke…
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Episode 172 - Trump Tests Putin - Jail For Nazis - Cooker Rallies
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Listeners! This week we are doing another newsy roundup with Trump sending covid testing machines to Putin so his buddy doesn't get sick and a little spot of custodial bother for a Victorian nazi who did a cheeky salute to test the new laws. Spoiler alert - they seem to work. In other news, we look at rallies. Mostly cooker ones. But we look at som…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 90 - Protestors are entitled to protest
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The Two Jacks discuss the Pro-Palestinian rallies in Melbourne and Sydney. Laws extended to prohibit or restrict peaceful protests are a bridge too far in Australia. No one has to agree with them and some may find it offensive but it is part and parcel of living in a democracy. HK Jack would like a ban on mask wearing during protests but knows enfo…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 89 - Flying the Flag
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In breaking news, politicians have gone nuts demanding protesters who flew Hezbollah flags be charged with criminal offences. Hezbollah is a proscribed terrorist organisation but what does the law say about toting the infamous green and gold flag with an AK-47 on it. Politicians have sent the cops in but the likelihood of any convictions is not as …
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The Two Jacks - Episode 88 - The Festival of the Boot
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The Greens demand the government interfere with the independence of the the Reserve Bank and drop interest rates. HK Jack says it is legally possible but JTI says it is perhaps the Greens dumbest idea yet. Monetary policy should not be a political plaything. In other news, the prospect of a ceasefire in Gaza diminishes to virtually nothing. It's a …
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Episode 171 - Pandemic Management in Retrospective and Monica Cops Costs
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Listeners! This week we do a classic newsy segmenty episode where we kick off with a chat about pandemic management - former NSW police commissioner Mick Fuller looks back on how the pandemic may have been handled a little better. It was far from perfect. Did we learn any lessons though? Probably not. We also look at the costs calamity facing Monic…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 87 - Kamala gets a bounce
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Polling a week after the debate shows Kamala enjoyed a bounce. In Australia, the AFP drive a wrecking ball through organised crime with a superb investigation. In the UK the NHS, a public health system that was once the envy of the world is in disarray, requiring urgent attention from the Starmer government. In sport, Man City's hearing begins in a…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 86 - The Debate
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The Two Jacks analyse the debate. Harris clearly won and has got a boost in the polls but will it be sustained? Polling in many battleground states polling shows it neck and neck. JTI thinks it will come down to Pennsylvania and if it stays blue, Harris will win the presidency. In other news, the media's obsession with a hung parliament as a likely…
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Episode 170 - Cookers with Dave!
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Good friend of the podcast Dave has been keeping an eye on a few things. While most cookerwatchers point and laugh from the sidelines (this is fair, they are very funny) Dave gets right into the thick of it - and helps keep an eye on when cookers cross over the funny/dangerous line. If you don't already know him, he's an environmental activist from…
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Episode 169 - Atlas, Rise pt. 2 - ft. Brendan from The Dirt Unit
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It's part 2 of 3! Well, if we stay on track. This one is about following the money! Spoiler alert - a lot of it came from the estate of dead rich white men whose nepo baby children have decided to perpetuate their parents shitty ideology and pretend that they deserve to be billionaires becuause 'the free market works'. Tax the rich. Enjoy! --------…
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Episode 168 - Some Dare + Conditional Release
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Jack's in England gallivanting around and spending fake money on things like Cricket and lager. So it makes total sense to bring it full circle and have our brilliant British mates from Some Dare Call It Conspiracy join Joel for a chat. We discuss the last year or so with Brent's story becoming global news, and then we look at things that will make…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 85 - The victims of paedophilia Victoria forgot
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The Two Jacks discuss disturbing revelations of historical child sex offending in the Victorian state education system and how the education department did as so many other institutions have done, merely shuffled the offenders off to new schools and unsuspecting children. In NSW, Premier Minns dips a toe into the water of the housing crisis as fede…
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Episode 167 - MLMs Pt. 2 - Enagic Magic Kangen Water
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Since Dave Oneegs jumped on the Kangen Water bandwagon, the magic water filter grift has got a lot of unwanted attention. But it's not just oneegs - there's a large decentralised network of shameless charlatans who are will manipulate desperate people into thinking that selling overpriced magic water machines will make them healthy and wealthy. Sad…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 83 - The Ascension of Kamala
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Kamala Harris is now the Democrats presumptive nominee. Was it a coup or was she just in the right place at the right time? Is Barack Obama who wanted an open convention now diminished as the Kamala train steams ahead? Kamala has started with a boost but the polls still have her trailing by around a point. Further polling shows her support among 18…
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Black Label 17 - Monica Goes to Court - Kamala - Elon's $45mil (SAMPLE)
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Here's a preview of this weeks premium epiosde. Monica going to court is very funny but we can't really put the full thing on public since it's before the courts - but here's a long snippet to give you a feeling of the vibe of the thing. Don't forget - cbco.beer still has the CRP10 voucher code to get 10% off the already amazing prices with free sh…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 82 - Biden out, Kamala in.
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There's been another major twist in the presidential contest with Joe Biden being persuaded to step aside, allowing his VP, Kamala Harris to step in. She isn't quite confirmed as the nominee yet but it seems Barack Obama is more or less alone among senior Democrats in calling for an open convention in Chicago on 19 August. The Two Jacks discuss the…
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Two Jacks Episode 81 - An assassin misses
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The Two Jacks discuss the attempted assassination of Donald Trump and what it means to the presidential race. HK Jack says the Dems can still win but it just got a whole lot harder. We turn to the potential Democrat candidates should Biden stand down. HK Jack believes Kamala Harris has one shot and might be the contender. The allegations of corrupt…
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Episode 166 - Trump Shooting (Ft. Elon's Twitter)
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Some little fella had a crack at Trump. He missed, thankfully. America would be ablaze right now if that little twerp could shoot. In the wake of this paradigm changing event we look at the absolute slop that has been served up on social media, especially Elon's Twitter. We don't know the motive. We don't know the truth. But we know a whole bunch o…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 80 - Biden in denial
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The Two Jacks discuss the Payman defection and agree that as it stands it holds no great risk for Labor. Meanwhile in the US, the Dems circle the wagons around Grampa Joe. Japan is finally kicking its floppy disk addiction. The Tories are sent packing and there was no one more deserving than Liz Truss and Jacob Rees-Mogg. The French prove themselve…
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Episode 165 - NEWS - Elections - Biden - COOKERS!
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It's time for a news roundup which kicks off with a bit of a correction from our Digital ID episode which saw the cookers get one right. Kinda. Well sort of. A bit. But they did. Big thanks to Michael for letting us know! Then we jump straight into politics - Biden struggled in the debate and the UK was set to go to the polls. The results are in an…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 28 - No more Biden time
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The Two Jacks discuss the disastrous performance of Joe Biden in the first Presidential debate. Can he survive it? The Two Jacks say no and a replacement must be found. Who will it be? Not Kamala, HK Jack says, more likely Gavin Newsom, the California governor. In local politics, the Senator Payman distraction is causing a huge headache for the Alb…
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Black Label 15 - Assange Home - Tucker who? - Tommy Robinson (SAMPLE)
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Here's a preview of this weeks premium epiosde. From as little as five bucks a month! Don't make me get all weird and shame you like Dave Oneegs does - if you can't afford it, you just need to like want it more. Winners grindset bro. Sell more water filters ya lazy slob. If any of you are missing out because you're actually broke drop me a line and…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 78 - Freed Assange
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Julian Assange is a free man after 12 years of living in confined spaces. It's a victory for quiet diplomacy and Albo, Rudd and the Labor government deserve credit for it. Regardless of what people might think of Assange, he had spent too long in prison. Meanwhile Lisa goes back to the Federal Court for her hat. In New Zealand a woman takes her par…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 77a - Comedy is only funny when it's funny
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In the wake of two Seinfeld shows disturbed by protestors, the Two Jacks take a look at the role of comedy in our society. The first point to make is a comedian with more than 50 years experience like Seinfeld, standing with a mic in his hand among a mainly adoring audience is going to sit any hecklers on their arses in quick time. The discussion e…
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Episode 164 - Seven Nuclear Reactors
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Count 'em folks. Seven. That's what Dutton is planning. How much will they cost? Dunno. When will they be ready? Ten years or so mate, give or take a few. What do we do in the meantime Dutts? Gas. That's cheap and reliable. Not. What a dumb policy. We look at it. We are harsh but fair. Enjoy!Af Jack the Insider and Joel Hill
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The Two Jacks 76 - Trump is a conviction politician
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Donald Trump is a convict now or as they would say in Illinois a justice impacted person. What now for the presidential race? JTI has done the analysis and Trump's polling is down by three points since April 1. Biden's is also down 1.2 points. The US economy is going well but consumer confidence is low and historically it has wrenched presidents fr…
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Episode 163 - Digital ID (Turnkey for Social Credit Scores and CBDCs)
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CORRECTION: In Queensland they have made it all but mandatory to use a myGovID to sit a skills exam to rewew your electrical licence. I've cut the part cause it was wrong. In other states it's still mostly PDF form based etc etc but Queensland are dead keen on getting people to use myGovID. Which is very weird because one of the reasons they passed…
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The Two Jacks Episode 75 - National Service? You First Rishi.
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The Two Jacks have been witnessing the Tory death march to the next election in the UK. That march turned into a sprint when PM Rishi Sunak announced that national conscription for 18 year olds would be in place should he be re-elected. He won't so what manner of political posturing is this? In Australia, a Redbridge poll gives the coalition zero c…
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Two Jacks Episode 74 - Plant-based meats are going red or maybe pink.
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The Two Jacks discuss the plant-based food industry who have been getting belted in sales since the end of the pandemic. They've gone from green to red, now promoting their goods for carnivores albeit it without cholesterol. JTI rants about fines imposed on kids in NSW. In Iran, the President and his foreign minister die in a helicopter crash. Was …
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Episode 162 - Atlas, Rise (feat. Brendan from The Dirt Unit) - Part 1
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This is part one of - uh - lots? At the core of this episode is a well planned script. The other 2 hours is mostly waffle between two cooked brains. Add to that the sustained consumption of alcohol and you got yourself an episode. The Atlas Network is an umbrella organisation that helps create, sustain and propel libertarian thinktanks into media a…
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Episode 161 - RFK Jr. - Woke Borealis - Social Licence - PancakeGate
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This week we look at RFK Jr.'s actual brainworms and why his love for 'tuna fish sandwiches' probably gave him autism. The sky is gay now thanks to woke - and it's expressing itself faaabulously in the aurora borealis. Is this the gay agenda playing out in space? Probably. Albo is taken wildly out of context by Elon Musk who seems to think a 'socia…
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The Two Jacks Episode 73 - Budget Night
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The Two Jacks discuss the release of Jim Chalmers' third budget. Is Chalmers the government's best performer? What effect will the budget have on the economy? Will it be inflationary? Meanwhile, in Argentina the Libertarian President Javier Milei sees some better results with inflation decreasing but still annualised at hyperinflationary rates. We …
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The Two Jacks 72 - Tasman Troubles
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NZ Foreign Minister Winston Peters and Australia's former foreign minister get into a feud with Peters referring to Carr as "a Chinese puppet." Bob Car says it's lawyers at ten paces but will it come to that? UK council elections spell doom for the Tories in the UK. In Gaza, JTI predicts a boots on the ground assault in Rafah is a line that should …
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Episode 160 - Cooker news with Dave!
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We have returned guest and good friend of the podcast Dave Burgess on to discuss his experience with cookers in activist spaces and how they behave in his neck of the woods. At the end I have a bit of a rant about Aussie Cossack and his role in amplifying the false claim that Ben Cohen was the Bondi attacker. Unconfirmed reports allege that the Aus…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 71 - Albo's got a problem or two
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The Two Jacks discuss the controversy around an appearance at a rally in Canberra for Women's Rights. Did he say what the organiser claims he said? "I'm the prime minister and I run this country." The truth is he didn't say that but it's not a good look anyway and Albo's been running dead on it since. There are further problems with the individuals…
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Episode 159 - Mandla Banned - Brand Reborn - RFK Jr (not an AV) - BPFW - SovCits - BABET!
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We have gone back to basics and brought an old school program! We have BPFW and AV Update! All that's missing is Eric. In news we look at Nelson Mandela's grandson - a parliamentarian - bizarrely banned from twitter. Why? Well, Elon is South African so... Russell Brand finds god which suspiciously lines up with police investigation into sex offence…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 70 - Trump Trial
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For the first time in history a US President is facing a criminal trial. In a New York courthouse, opening statements from prosecutors claimed that Trump's hush money trial was election interference but can they make that stick? In Australia, the government puts forward its migration act amendments in response to the High Court's decision which dec…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 69 - Strife in Sydney
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The Two Jacks examine recent violent events in Sydney, the most recent the stabbing of an Assyrian Orthodox Bishop in a church in Western Sydney and the tragedy of the Westfield attacks in Bondi Junction. In the void where information is not immediately forthcoming misinformation rules on social media and sadly in the mainstream media, too. In spor…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 68 - Biden Comes Back
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The Two Jacks examine recent polling results in the US. Biden is coming back according to JTI who cites polling showing the incumbent is moving in the right direction. HK Jack predicts Trump will win the presidential election in November while JTI products Trump will lose including a loss in Florida. In Australia, the fate of Bruce Lehrmann hangs o…
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Episode 158 - Bondi - $DJT - Lehrmann - SovCits - Pete
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Big news week this one. The stabbing attack in Bondi has given us pause for thought on many levels. A lot didn't pause or think, however, and simply spoke. They spoke nonsense. Unfortunately this simply gave us more pause for thought. Things feel very messy. Trump has set up an elaborate 'pump and dump' scheme with the $DJT stock backed by Truth So…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 66 - Where to for the Liberal Party?
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Expanded polling shows the Coalition has been unable to bridge the gap between it and the Albanese government. The polling at this stage in the electoral cycle remains stubbornly 52-48. Polling aside, the Liberal Party continues to ignore what was its constituency and has a serious problem with women voters. HK Jack says the Libs never really stood…
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Episode 157 - Kambo Frog Poison
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This week we are taking a deep dive into kambo frog poison. Two Australians are the subject of coronial inquiry after dying soon after the transdermal application of amazonian frog poison. Best part is - it doesn't even get you high. But it makes you sick. And then not being sick feels really good. It's mostly dumb. Is there something to it? Maybe.…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 65 - Are the US Polls Right?
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The Two Jacks discuss polling in the US which show Trump leading in seven battleground states. Are they right? We've already seen a much smaller vote for Trump in the primaries than the polls indicated. In Australia, the Albanese government announces multi billion dollar package for housing in remote Australia. Will it be value for money? In sport,…
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Episode 156 - Cookers in Cars - Mr. Lara Trump - SovCit Banks and Dogs - PETE!
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Cookers have not been idle though they have been travellin'. What's the deal there? We look at comments from John Graham about what REALLY causes road accidents. Mr. Lara Trump has found himself being completely burned by his Dad once again. SovCits are doing bank things. It's incredibly silly. They shouldn't. But they do. And a handy way to get ou…
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The Two Jacks Episode 64 - Lawyers' Smorgasbord
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The Two Jacks discuss the lawyers' picning that has erupted over the Brittney Higgins rape case that led to a mistrial based on jury misconduct. Defamation action abounds now with five ACT police officers entering the fray, suing ACT prosecutor Shane Drumgold. The Libs launch their nuclear policy. Is it the longest political suicide note in Austral…
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The Two Jacks - Episode 63 - Scomo, Spies and Sports.
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The Two Jacks turn their attention to the breaking news of an unnamed federal MP who'd 'betrayed' his country to a foreign nation. Peter Dutton has his money on it being a Labor man. Hmm. Scomo hangs up five pairs of boots after a teary speech in the House. How will history judge the man? Alabama IVF clinics close in the wake of a judgment from the…
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The Two Jacks Episode 62 - The Swift Phenomenon (FIXED)
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Had a mix up with file names - uploading this one fresh in case the other one still plays the old episode on your podcast app! JTI finds a dreadful case of government out of control in relation child sexual abuse. A waste of $10mil in public funds but a kick in the guts to victims of CSA still waiting on compensation. The Taylor Swift Eras tour is …
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Two Jacks Episode 62 - The Swift Phenomenon
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The Taylor Swift Eras tour is underway in Australia bringing with it billions in economic activity. For all that, she has been subject to criticism from the Left - "too white, not sufficiently feminist" and from the Right who think's Swift is a liberal plant from the Biden Government. Whatever happened to appreciating other people's joy, folks? Alb…
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Episode 155 - Crackers Hacked - Midazolam - SovCit Parents
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Craig Kelly either got hacked or retweeted a video of incest foot porn. Dunno which - but it's difficult to be hacked in the way he is suggesting. Evidence points to no. BUT we must take him on his word. Must we? The lawyers suggest we should. Economist turned cooker Dr. Wilson Sy has released a paper suggesting that COVID doesn't exist - and that …
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The Two Jacks Episode 61 - The Great Reset
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The Stage 3 tax cuts as amended by the Albanese Government have been an early success. Does it give Albo the opportunity to reset the political narrative for 2024? The early polling is unclear and JTI suggests the polls can be ignored until the cash drops to the punters in July. Nemesis runs on the ABC with most of the Libs and Nats giving us their…
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