The Hoely Hour is an irreverent, earnest podcast about modern dating experiences — the good, the bad, and the hilarious. Cheeky hostesses Amelia and Liz candidly talk about personal experiences while amplifying sex positivity and advocating for mental health. Listeners write in their touching and shocking stories, and guests share their expertise on topics ranging from BDSM safety to healing relationship attachment wounds. All this, and more, during The Hoely Hour. Follow us on TikTok, Twitt ...
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Everyone's favorite GigaChad, Mr. Liz, fills in for Amelia this week. Liz and Mr. Liz tell each other their least favorite things about each other, their biggest red flags, and what they think of The Cheesecake Factory (the foundations of every successful relationship). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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E195 Much Ado About Ballerina Farm
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Leave Ballerina Farm ALONE! Or free Ballerina Farm? Idk but it's probably not that serious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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This is an official PSA to authors to stop writing sex scenes like y’all do. We discuss Mercury messing with everyone’s lives, the “backroom casting couch”phenomenon, and that little green bish named jealousy. Men, did you know it’s okay to trust your gut? You heard it here first. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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Welcome back to another episode of two ladies talking about whatever they want and sometimes sex and dating. The Year Of The Girl is in full swing and the weirdos are mad. Might as well face it, you're addicted to rebound relationships! I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, but you need to break the rebound cycle. Learn more about your ad choic…
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All the cool kids are getting covid! Liz has a weed/Nyquil/My Big Fat Greek Wedding-assisted realization about what her life motivtors have been. We discuss Trump’s (set up? inside job?) assassination attempt, the Cody and Tana situation, and we read a two emails from y’all (one of which made Amelia fully sob). Learn more about your ad choices. Vis…
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Gather round, children, and listen to the tale of the Delta Lounge Leech. You're gonna be mad when you hear what's been found in tampons. New fear unlocked: orgasming while you get your IUD removed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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E190 The Shakespeare of Penis
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E189 Dwight, Dipsh*t or Droid? with Chesko
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Amelia is lucky enough to co-host with Chesko (AKA The Speech Prof) this week. Did you know that it’s basically impossible to determine who said a quote between Dwight Schrute, a Podcast Alpha Male or Chat GPT? They also discuss grifters, internet fame, and navigating discovering their neurodiversities later in life. Be sure to check out Chesko’s p…
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Fellas, is it gay to love your wife? We discuss the phenomenon of men pretending(?) to hate their wives (with a special drop-in contribution from Mr. Liz), and how nothing is as it seems in internet relationships. Also, it turns out we’re both big fans of productive arguments. Who would have thunk?* *Everyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…
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Do you have a running list of baby names and pet names in your phone or are you boring? Everything has a sexual orientation, even if it's an inanimate object. And Liz retells the entire plot of Top Gun 2, which is for sure what you all wanted to hear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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E186 We're Sorry and You're Welcome
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The title of this episode might as well be the name of the whole podcast. Amelia has the novel Coronavirus, we have a very long discussion about Costco hot dogs, Liz rescued a drunk (potential NPC?) girl at the Avril Lavigne concert which somehow leads to a discussion about fully conscious babies, and Liz introduces us to the concept of “moral inju…
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What's better than befriending the wives and girlfriends of your boyfriend's friends? Learn what you hate about yourself based on which Girls character you hate the most! Plus, Liz and Amelia invent new dating apps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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E184 Gotta Kiss A Few Horsemen
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We have all dated the Four Horsemen of Your Twenties, unfortunately. But we're all better for it. Liz and Amelia discuss Taylor Swift (and...disagree about something?!), and being in defense of being sad over a short-term fling. Liz also makes Amelia aware of the Bumble ad drama, which is...woof. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic…
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Bonobos are so women in STEM if u really think about it. What's it called if you and a friend have done the deed on the same bed at different times? Amelia shares a horror story about a relationship. It's so bad you'll be asking yourself if it was the plot of a 90's romcom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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Rights don’t grow on trees, so we discuss a foolproof solution. Liz has some super exciting news, Amelia talks about the trauma of civic duty, and we discuss the complicated dance of freezing your eggs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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Have you ever been Elle Woods'd? (When your ex gets engaged to someone else after blindsiding you.) Or worse, have you ever been Hey Girlie'd? Old people are flooding kinky dating apps like Feeld, and a fertility clinic in California is being sued for being dumb as hell. All this and more information you never asked for, on The Hoely Hour! Learn mo…
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Amelia went to Coachella this past weekend and is prepared to make it her entire personality for the next month. Olivia Rodrigo’s bonus track “obsessed” leads us into a conversation about the phenomenon of becoming obsessed with your partners’ exes. We also discuss the pain of watching your friends get back into toxic relationships. Learn more abou…
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Liz thinks she's an influencer and goes into detail about her incredibly extra shower routine. Amelia shares a "not surprised but still disappointed" Breaking Boobs update. We read an email from a stellar listener and learn about FLR's. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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You read that right, folks. Not only do we hear about Amelia’s first exposure to a penis being a one-balled wonder; we dissect the existence of MDK, a “man camp” that beats the vulnerability out of you. This discussion is more of a tragedy than a comedy, and we’d love to hear your thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com…
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AI is everywhere, and it's coming for your job, even if you're a dominatrix! Liz and Amelia also talk about "Quiet on Set" and the horrific abuse former child actors shared in the HBO docuseries. Please listen with care! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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E176 Burning Questions, Featuring Frank
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While Liz is on vacation with Mr.Liz, Amelia has roped Frank into cohosting a mini-sode! Through the horrible microphone quality (Amelia is technologically useless without Liz), Frank answers a few of your burning questions and discusses the apex of American Television, Vanderpump Rules. We also read an “Am I The Asshole” from a woman with a piece …
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RIP bell hooks, you would have loved The Hoely Hour. How long should it take you to get over your cheating ex? Experts (us) say "whenever the f*ck you feel like it." Amelia does a deep dive on incel's misconceptions about women. (Surprisingly, incels don't know everything about them... who knew?) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic…
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E174 Too Busy Fisting the Dough
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In this episode, we learn that Amelia is like…very into TikToks of hot men having sex with cooking ingredients(?), we discuss the shift in how men are expected to step up as partners in a world where their female partners are becoming more and more powerful, and Liz wants a George Foreman grill. And that is all from just one topic of conversation. …
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E173 Split The Bill Or Split Up?
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Sprinkle Sprinkle! Ladies, if you don't want to split the bill on your first date, just stare at him when the bill comes! Liz and Amelia get back to their roots and discuss a plethora of dating scenarios, and a listener writes in to share an important story about how the Dalkon Shield IUD permanently impacted her family. Learn more about your ad ch…
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Liz takes us on a herstorical journey and shares the history of the IUD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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Did you hear Travis Kelce SLAPPED Chirs Rock at the Tony's?! Liz has a PSA: A Public Service Annoyance: why aren't there more copper IUD options in the US? You know what really grinds Amelia's gears? A few shocking facts about tampons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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In this episode we discuss the vast and inspiring potential of the world of sex position superheroes. Does Ariana Grande have a home wrecker kink? Spoiler: probably. We also read an email from a listener asking the million dollar question of where “the line” is on working through relationship troubles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas…
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Alexa, play "Doink" by BDK. Does the feminine voice default on AI assistants enforce gender bias stereotypes? We don't know, but we DO discuss an article about it. Can you guess how long the ideal amount of time for foreplay and sex are? The answer is actually kinda surprising (in a good way). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.…
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TW: sexual assault and human trafficking. This week started with a conversation about men thinking that humming on vaginas feels good (?) and ended with a very heated conversation about politics and the absolute horrors of being anything but a billionaire in this country. PS: justice for Greta Gerwig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast…
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E167 I Can't Believe I Shaved My Bush for This!
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On this week's episode of Two Dumb Sluts, Amelia joins Reddit (hello candy crush community), Liz announces her candidacy for President with the platform of "It's not that serious," and Amelia regales us with a tale of her creepy math professor asking to meet her parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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We’re back at it again, somehow talking about our fear of apes, threatening incel livelihoods, and more Harry Potter fan fiction all within the same hour. We also read an email from a listener that decided to go and get their health checked out as a result of another one of our listener emails, which is truly the best thing ever. Learn more about y…
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It's Season 2 and Liz and Amelia are back from a long winter's nap! Liz won't shut up about a Harry Potter fanfic (derogatory) and Amelia comes in hot with the best advice, per usual. We asked you what your sex-olutions are for 2024, and we read a listener update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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It’s our last episode of the year, angels!!! Liz ranks porn titles, Amelia gushes about Sabrina Carpenter, and we talk about everyone’s (least) favorite “hot comedian”, Matt Rife. Plus, it’s a twofer mailbag episode, folks! We love you so much and hope the end of this year gives you everything you've ever hoped for and more. Learn more about your a…
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E163 Scott Pilgrim VS A Litmus Test
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Amelia is on her last brain cell because moving is a universally soul-sucking experience. To no one's surprise, married men make way more money than anyone else. Liz has designed a new litmus test to help figure out if someone sucks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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E162 The Year of the Girl (Led by Britney Jean Spears)
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Alternate title: Justice for Wendy Williams. We deep dive into the Britney Jean Spears autobiography and gush a bit about the guy on the Chiefs coming straight home to Taylor Swift. We’re entering the Year of the Girls, y’all. Start stretching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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EVERYONE SHUT UP. Amelia has a big announcement. A listener writes in about their struggles in the bedroom with their boyfriend, and how porn could be a culprit. Also, one of the hosts used to watch old man porn. Guess which host! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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Liz is having a mental breakdown because moving is actually Dante's 7th circle of Hell and Amelia is jetsetting (and also having her own MentyB), so we're sharing our most loved episode, Episode 77, Threesome Thots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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We’re back at it again with a new game that Amelia dreamt up, the financial benefit of having a supportive partner, and sex moves that porn lied to you about feeling good. Use this as your bible. Amen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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Our special guest this week is the iconic TikTok pop culture commentator, Sam_D0ll. If you don't know her, yes you do. Liz, Amelia, and Sam talk about their ideal Revenge Dress looks, what we wish we knew in our 20s, and who Drake is fucking (which is everyone, apparently). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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E157 Stupid Italian Slut With a Big Jewish Ass
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Liz has a big life announcement, and we play a game of Top or Bottom, where Amelia reads off random nouns and the all-powerful Liz Ball sorts them into our version of a Harry Potter house. Also, did you know that Gen Z men are being scammed by…Instagram sex bots? Because they are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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We’re doing it old school (quarantine) style and recording from a distance. Amelia is in Florida with her dog, but we couldn’t wait another moment to discuss Taylor Swift and Mr. Taylor Swift, as well as the hunk of a Golden Bachelor. Did you know that a super small percentage of people are actually self aware? We can think of a few that definitely…
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Rookie podcaster Mr. Liz fills in for Amelia this week and shares stories about boyhood, like lighting things on fire and being hazed in the woods at an all-boys summer camp, Lord of the Flies style. Liz tells the story of a twin flames cult. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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There are a lot of things in life that are none of our business, including "what's at the bottom of the ocean?" Who needs to know that? Liz and Amelia read a listener email and attempt to give advice, but we're not doctors we're just doing our best OKAY? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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E153 I Don't Want My Forehead To Move
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Well, this was supposed to be a mailbag episode until Amelia brought up the fact that Reddit has been having a field day with an innocuous video she made about Botox, which kicks off an important discussion about holding space for nuance and letting people make their own decisions. This episode is also 90% Amelia saying “whoa” about a point Liz mak…
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Liz and Amelia share listeners' boy math tips, and how every man is confident he can land a plane. Have you ever worn your underwear inside out because you haven’t done laundry yet? No me neither... that would be so gross... and Amelia has a big relationship announcement! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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Tighten your seatbelts because this one’s a rollercoaster. Liz and Amelia discuss girl math, the amorphous concept of boy math and men placing importance on the legacy that their wieners leave behind. A listener writes in about the roadblocks he’s run into on dating apps (can we get an amen?). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.…
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Liz and Amelia discuss the facts that tweenhood no longer exists, some things that men do are just so cute, and how the only thing bigger than some men’s social media following is their audacity. We also talk about Neopets for about 90% of this episode, so get your Blumaroos and Kacheeks ready. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices…
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E149 Snow White and the 7 Cucks
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Is your celebrity crush a red flag, a green flag, a gay flag, or an obvious flag? True love's kiss solves everything, obviously. And Liz addresses a question she's been asked a lot recently... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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Mr. Liz co-hosts while Amelia (and Frank) are Out Of Office. He answers your questions, like how to tell your adult boyfriend to clean up after himself and start a fart-positive relationship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesAf The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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E147 This Barbie Sees Through Your Performative Feminism
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We're back and discussing dismantling performative feminism. Do you support women as a way to get your weenie wet? THIS JUST IN: you're doing it for other men. We also discuss the masterpiece of the Barbie movie, and the importance of disclosing whether or not you're a parent on your dating profile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch…
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