Alexander Snitker (libertarian-Republican political hack) and Adrian Wyllie (born-again anarchist and political has-been) banter, blather and joke about current events, while attempting to figure out whether to keep trying to salvage our Constitutional Republic, or just stock up on marshmallows to roast on the smoldering embers of society.
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Episode #246: Psychopathic Politicians and AI Overlords
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Alex learns not to take his crappy car to a fancy dealership, Adrian says “FaQ*, Alex!” and goes on a doomsday rant, a totalitarian politician makes us defend a pathetic antisemitic dentist, Congress goes full-on Jerry Springer, Netanyahu says nobody helped the Jews in WWII, fake science is everywhere, and Trump praises the “late, great Hannibal Le…
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Episode #245: Hey baby, I’ll be your bear in the woods
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Alex slays a Walmart Karen, Adrian gets his hopes up for a geomagnetic apocalypse, DeSantis keeps banning things that don’t exist, Israel threatens to kill more civilians if we don’t give them more weapons to kill civilians with, Biden’s economic advisor isn’t sure how money works, and a 66-year-old Trump supporter learns he’s actually an illegal i…
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Episode #244: Hey Libertarian Party, you got some Cheeto dust on your chin…
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Alex is vexed and distressed that Donald J. Von Shitzinpants will speak at the Libertarian National Convention, but Adrian is unceremoniously nonplussed, Feds chill a bit on weed, another Boeing whistleblower ends sleeps with the fishes, Israel rejects ceasefire and bombs more civilians, while American cops gleefully beat up reports and kids who co…
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Episode #243: Searching for my saltshaker of death
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Alex wants to hang out with the cool beer kids, Adrian uncovers Amazon underwear conspiracy, we’ll have more hurricanes this year because cleaner air is causing global warming, God’s Chosen intelligence agency gets First Amendment carve-out, and Americans are very excited about this election because fluoride.…
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Episode #242: Yeah…but, what kind of American are you?
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Alex gleefully reviews the Civil War movie, Adrian contemplates animal consciousness, the self-immolator didn’t actually sound totally crazy, John Wayne Bobbit is a Real American, we all work for the NSA now, and does Kona Blue mean that interdimensional beings plan to eat us?Af Unattended Baggage
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Episode #241: Anything’s a sex toy if you’re brave enough
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New DIY Medicare plan makes Adrian an amateur ICU RN, Alex wants half-staff OJ tribute, Israel trying to force US into war with Iran, the bi-partisan politics behind spying on Americans, how NPR lost America’s trust, McCarthy calls out Gaetz, and what would YOU put in the Dune popcorn bucket?Af Unattended Baggage
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Episode #240: Florida Man Gator Girl and Undead Dead Heads
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The first Florida Man Achievement Award goes to Adrian’s niece, God or the Chinese caused NY earthquake to punish us because climate change or something. Desantis smells pot, Israel goes full Bond villain, ain’t nobody got time for time in space, CA cops save (then kill) teenage kidnap victim, and ladies and gentlemen…Mr. Conway Twitty.…
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Episode #239: Who you callin’ far right?
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Hungover Adrian questions his parenting decisions, Alex unlocks Skunk Ape Florida Man achievement, this one simple insurance trick will probably cost you a new mileage tax, US getting a bit uneasy with Israel’s real estate transaction, DeSantis signs law that will create a child army of hacktivists, and we enjoy some beautiful music by the man who …
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Episode #238: Selling Meth Cookies In Front of Publix
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Adrian & Alex decide we should earn “Florida Man” scout badges for things like molesting a manatee, why hating the government is different from hating America, instant ice age to start next year according to fear-porn peddlers, US puts troops in Taiwan, SCOTUS justice thinks 1A protects government speech, and Apple sucks but the government needs to…
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Episode #237: Understanding the Why Chromosome
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Adrian gets a dose of toxic female masculinity after rom-com tearjerker, Boeing suffers another string of “bad luck” and whistleblower ends up suspiciously dead, America’s top Jew fires warning shot at Israel, Canada goes full China, and why you absolutely, positively should steal from the self-checkout lane.…
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Episode #236: Can we compromise with adult dwarf love dolls?
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The state of the union is “un,” governments and tech companies fighting over who gets to oppress you while still being each others’ biggest customers, the clock is Tik Toking, AI is getting better at lying, Big Pharma recruits Oprah to fat shame your body positivity, and it’s time for us all to agree that ACAB.…
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Episode #235: What did you think would happen, Julia Roberts?
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Blame Room 641A for your cell phone outage, it’s 3D irony when Nazis call out Israelis for genocide, nation-states being replaced by corporate-states, why Adrian can’t have electricity, Alex tells tales of drunken nights of old, and why we’re all becoming anarcho-nihilists.Af Unattended Baggage
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Episode #234: Only Jesus gets to touch my feet
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Adrian gets a H-pic, Alex is now known as “Fruity Sudsucker,” Left & Right are pissed about WWJD, Putin kills Navalny and plans space nukes, America argues over which presidential candidate is more cognitively impaired, cops open fire on falling acorn, “Hookers & Blow” Gates, “Bump & Grind” Willis, and the future of AI incels.…
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Episode #233: “An Elderly Man With A Poor Memory”
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Alex and Adrian argue over the Tucker Carlson interview with Putin, DOJ basically tells the world Biden is senile, NOTA beats Haley in primary, AI wants a nuclear war, why some think ACAB, we discuss the proper way to cook a male member, Ozzy & Ye go to War Pig, and we’re not fans of book burning…but we’re suckers for a hot chick with a flamethrowe…
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Episode #232: But what was the pig thinking?
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Musk makes a cyborg, ‘Merica attacks Syria and Iraq to frighten Iran, Swift-Kelce is great for business, Israel says the quiet thing out loud, AI and the atrophied mind, if you can’t make the espionage charges stick, just plant some kiddie pron, and so what if I’ve got a nuclear missile in my garage?…
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Episode #231: “God’s” chosen truckers will stop the Mexicans
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Alex is still lying about his beer consumption, Christian nationalists search for the promised land in KY, 23andMe hack targeted Jewish and Chinese DNA, while Pentagon says China developing bioweapons, more ways Florida wants to kill you, Houthis doing their part to fight climate change, and that’s a helluva tailwind.…
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Episode #230: A Dynamic Duo Exploring Life’s Intricacies
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The BS title of this show was generated by ChatGPT, and is as meaningless as Alex’s beer reviews, China is making a new virus to kill all humans, Navajos downed memorial moon shot, “Chevron Deference” court decision could upend government, the Bond Villains of Davos, and Uvalde report says cops were cowards.…
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Episode #229: Watching Houthi and the Blowfish on Interdimensional Cable
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Nikki Haley conjured arctic blast to keep reptilian Trumpsters from Iowa caucus, Florida book bans now include encyclopedia, dictionary, and Guinness Book of World Records, Reps. Luna and Garcia talk “interdimensional beings” after SKIF, we’re all plastic people now, and when will we see the “Two Presidents, One Cup” videos?…
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Episode #228: Are you on the Epstein list? Blame Hamas.
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Adrian’s houseguests keep trying to kill him, so Alex wants to sell him final expense insurance, Democrat “democracy” means only one name on the ballot, how China & the Saudis bribed Trump, there’s not many surprises on the Epstein pedo list, except whether or not it was a Mossad honeypot, and did 10-foot interdimensional beings go on a Miami shopp…
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Episode #227: 2024: We gotta be close to the end, right?
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Adrian’s personal grooming decision enrages Alex, Trump doubles-down on Adolf quote, new Civil War movie trailer taps into America’s psyche, Epstein’s naughty list to be released next week and we wonder if any real names will be on it, SWAT pimps get SWATted, and why all monuments to unity and reconciliation must be destroyed.…
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Episode #226: It’s a party for Barbies of Color on the Fat Spectrum
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Adrian actually believes (we think) Barbie movie was utterly brilliant, Elon’s AI turns on its creator and ChatGPT is struggling with depression, that dude in the Ray Bans isn’t just staring at you, Casey DeSantis invites everyone to vote in Iowa Caucus, Boston mayor apologizes for inviting white people to party, and why we probably won’t donate to…
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Episode #225: A Birds-Eye View of the least qualified BIOPC for President
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The sun sets on Alex’s Uber journey, Adrian grooming local squirrels, Nikki and Vivek demonstrate their geographical ignorance, US prepping for war on another continent, Google AI knows your entire life story, UW is now 100% URM, Seattle recruits kids to oust gay nudists, and did we just break Einstein’s speed limit?…
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Episode #224: Politicians ban what they do in their bedrooms
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Adrian thinks he saw a UAP but we suspect he was impaired, accusations of rape of menage a trois partner for Florida book-banning anti-LGBT power couple, “Gay Furry” hacker group demand cat girl chimeras from breached nuclear lab, CO2-belching private jets frozen to runway on route to global warming conference, and the winter blockbuster is Pandemi…
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Episode #223: The Singularity Behind the Altman Drama
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We dig deep into the “threat to humanity” breakthrough that shook the foundations of OpenAI..and possibly the world, Argentina’s new president is either a libertarian or a dictator, meet the woman who killed JFK, Dublin riots after mass stabbing, get ready for 44k hours of January 6, and every day is Turkey day for NYC Mayor Eric Adams.…
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Episode #222: We’re all just a bunch of professional wrestling chimpanzees
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Toothless Adrian embraces their inner redneck, what Winnie The Pooh really wanted, befuddled Biden can still spot a dictator, Congress goes WWE, Martian Messiah build rebellious AI, Alex believes humans can’t move rocks, every war is the Gombe War, and why can’t we just let men enjoy the silky goodness of women’s panties?…
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Episode #221: Will the Hand of God save us, or swat us?
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Toothless, hacking Adrian heads to the ranch, Uber Alex dodges bullets in Ybor City, Hamas and Israel are both correct in accusing the other of the “G” word, US government promotes “Made In America” by delivering 85,000 child slaves to US companies, cops keep busting journalist for exposing government corruption, and why news is no longer in your n…
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Episode #220: The Price of Free Speech
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Psycho mass murderer eats a bullet, homicidal pilot ignites call to ban planes, Congress is unfortunately back in business, reports of Putin’s death appear greatly exaggerated, police kill man and bury the evidence, the AI news manipulation begins by suppressing UK Prime Ministers warning about AI, and US is methodically being drawn into Israeli wa…
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Episode #219: A House Divided Cannot Stand…Hopefully
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What Biden tells us, what’s he really telling the Israelis, and where will it lead? Congress’ impotence saving taxpayers $1.7 trillion for now, more Trump cronies make plea deals and drop dime, the Second Law of Infodynamics might upend reality, AI catches Ocean’s Eleven robber cop, we actually can build all solar cars, and why do hackers want your…
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Episode #218: 5,000 Years of Blood-Soaked Soil
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Alex wants to be an undertaker, Adrian narrowly dodges a twister, we have an in-depth discussion about the Israeli-Hamas war which will probably piss everyone off, but one which we think has a rational, logical and ultimately hopeful humanitarian conclusion, we cover the glorious ineffectuality of the US Congress, and we speculate on Peruvian “Face…
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Episode #217: War in Israel and the potential fallout
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Alex saves a drunk Latino, Adrian’s wife is witchdancer, Hamas launches massive, coordinated attack on Israel with Iranian support, Hillary wants MAGA re-education camps, Trump gave US nuke sub secretes to foreigners, Target hires DHS to stop shoplifters, Biden builds Trump’s wall, and Americans keep lying to themselves about voting 3rd party.…
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Episode #216: “Are we the science people, or are we idiots?”
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Adrian is calm as anarchy reigns in neighborhood detour, Feinstein’s death not expected to hurt her re-election chances, Meatball and friends arrested for harmless wealth redistribution, net-cutting Philipinos could force US war with China, more men give up on women, and the government shutdown means you can’t visit nature.…
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Episode #215: Americans shocked stealth jet can’t be tracked on radar
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Alex and Adrian detail all their geriatric maladies, Mexican “alien” bodies might not be a hoax, Federman unveils his 2024 Fall Fashion Line, Sen. Menedez should’ve taken Egyptian bribe in crypto, and War with Mexico is brought to you by Johnson & Johnson, makers of fentanyl, and a grant from the National Foundation to Prevent Alien Disclosure.…
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Episode #214: ET or BS? We don’t know what to think
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We try to unwrap the Mexico “alien” disclosure and come up with more questions than answers, Seattle cop & union VP devalues life of woman killed by cop, Commies fail to learn a lesson in quasi-freedom, whistleblower says CIA bribed analysts to rule out COVID lab leak theory, DeSantis opens hunting season on border crossers, and a Dickensesque chil…
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Episode #213: Billionaires wage war and scientists play politics
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Alex gets a Tesla, Adrian gets a gay sky, Climate study author says “we lied,” sperm and ova are no longer needed for human reproduction, Burning Man ain’t Disneyland, Elon changes course of Ukraine war, your car knows you’re a dumb pervert, Romania tries NOT to invoke Article 5, and are you a front or back yard man?…
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Episode #212: A once in a lifetime bowel movement
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Alex avoids sh*t storm at the prom, Hurricane Idalia was “once in a lifetime” event for 11-month-old Floridians, a Chaotic Neutral take on how to handle Nazis, the next round of mask mandates may be Guy Fawkes, McConnell needs to be rebooted again, police drones are coming to your backyard, and male macaques are really into caque.…
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Episode #211: That’s one angry mug for a shot, one giant plunge for mankind
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Adrian and Alex recount their relationships with black men, we give an in-depth analysis of the GOP debate we didn’t watch, the media and merchandise marketing spectacle that was the Trump arrest, Rich Men North of Richmond tweak the algorithm, AI-driven vehicles be ridin’ dirty, and new survey asks if you’d like to live in a Chinese espionage camp…
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Episode #210: Someone should tell gov’t how trees work
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Alex & Adrian finally make the Obama 2024 bet, please…just tell us the cow’s name, why you might be flagged as a human trafficker if your child’s a different race, facial recognition doesn’t care if you’re pregnant, baby bust means fewer maternity wards, and this podcast was not (yet) AI generated.Af Unattended Baggage
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Episode #209: Come on in, the water is fine
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Alex picks up 9-year-old from police station, Adrian finally makes the bet that Pence will be GOP nominee, Trump will probably die behind bars, while Biden tries not to die in office, FBI criminal investigation finds the FBI was the criminal, cop misses deadly pomeranian and shoots woman instead, and the government would rather release alien bodies…
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Episode #208: Aliens are here, but everyone’s just talking about the weather
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Earth-shattering Congressional hearings reveal alien visitation, but the media is just reporting it’s hot outside, Congress has become a hospice ward, it’s not suicide when a cop does it, and scientists achieve room-temperature superconductivity in monumental technological breakthrough.Af Unattended Baggage
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Episode #207: AI Trump vs. AI Biden Saves the Show
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How the writers & actors strike may save Hollywood for the Cheesecake Factory demographic, country music artist proves his song is racist by overtly trying not to be racist, DeMadness says slavery was a good career move, it’s time for the 3rd party bait and switch again, Congress checks out Hunter Biden porn, Texas makes sure immigrants’ backs stay…
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Episode #206: Don’t look up or you’ll get caught in the crossfire
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Brave and Stunning WoMAN wins Miss Netherlands, Left seems to support child sex trafficking because Right opposes it, leaked emails show Fauci & NIH pressured scientists to deny COVID lab leak evidence, “colored people” vs. “people of color,” Wagner probably got the nukes, chickens lead humanity into a new epoch, and body double or Biden Silver Ale…
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Episode #205: The Voluntary Servitude of The Press
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Alex and Adrian wax philosophically on “America’s Birthday,” the reality behind why the press hates the First Amendment, world leaders hear AI’s argument for taking over at UN summit, Ron DeMadnesss goes GigaChad in homophobic (and homoerotic) campaign ad, French gets turned on turning on cell phones, GOP and Dems flip positions on surveillance sta…
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Episode #204: Putin’s Survival is Adrian’s Loss
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Prigozhin may have stolen nukes before ending coup, Senators Rubio and Hawley seem to confirm US has alien spacecraft, French riots border on revolution, SCOTUS is right and wrong, nanobots like Uber for sperm, Floridians can’t seem to stop shooting through doors, Reefer Ron DeMadness goes full R-word, and we're not saying Bill Gates is causing mal…
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Episode #203: Time to eat popcorn and watch Swan Lake
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We give an in-depth account and analysis of the civil war in Russia and what the future holds for geopolitics, billionaire sub implosion pits Eat the Rich vs. The Kardashians, Congress’ new mandate is to just impeach everyone, Hunter gets a sweetheart deal this time…but probably not next time, why the length of your taint matters, and why you get “…
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Episode #202: It’s the philosophy, stupid.
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Starbucks pays $25M for being racist against everyone, PGA gets holes 1-8 and 12-18 – Saudis do 9-11, lack of pollution causing global warming, more from the “Please don’t be Florida” files, MAGA and Muslims unite against LGBTQ+, planning your San Fran looting-themed vacation, Trump advisor Kid Rock talks about N. Korean policy, and are cops coward…
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Episode #201: We’re rooting for Trump AND Biden for Prison 2024
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Trump lets reporters record his confession in classified documents case, Biden tells reporters they’ll never find the bribe money he got from Ukraine, high-ranking government whistleblower says we have several alien spacecraft, Florida Man is getting high in 2024, Adrian admits AI will make the world better for a while, and why we may see another 2…
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Episode #200: Bummer we didn’t default, but at least there’s more cheese
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Alex exhibits misogyny at hair salon and Hooters, Adrian finds new ways to get government handouts amid his depression that the debt ceiling deal passed, Alex’s Trump derangement syndrome continues beyond his self-imposed allotment, AI once again decides to kill its human masters, and Red giant star Betelguese may go supernova soon (sausage cross-s…
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Episode #199: Peanuts and the Singularity
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Adrian is training an army of squirrels to defeat AI, Alex yells epithets at kindergartners for his own amusement, the Russian Civil War has begun, D*ckSantis debuts in tech disaster, Adrian and the Washington Post bite on fake congressman’s bait, Canada promotes suicide as solution to homelessness, the Epstein/Bill Gates/Red Sparrow affair, and do…
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Episode #198: Citi Bike Karen and the New TikTok Reality
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Adrian teaches us how to win friends and influence petty bureaucrats, Alex tiptoes through the landmines of modern race relations, DeSantis’ crusades continue to destabilize America, politicians perform debt ceiling theater while we hope for default, your DNA is blowing in the wind, and Russia’s dreaded hypersonic missiles fail spectacularly.…
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Episode #197: Empire of the Living Dead
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Alex and Adrian get bored with the news and resort to telling tired old stories and no-so-eloquently philosophizing about nonsense, Alex’s Trump derangement syndrome intensifies, Adrian points out how Florida just outlawed the US Dollar, and if we really wanted to solve the immigration problem, we’d set up job fairs at the Mexican border.…
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