Rockville, Rockville, U-S-A! This week we’re combing through what is now the largest rock and metal fest in the United States – Welcome to Rockville in Daytona, Florida. They’ve got it all! Hardcore, radio rock, legacy metal, insane clowns, butt rock, and so much more. Join us as we rapid-fire judge about a million and a half bands. Also, Linkin Pa…

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: As I Lay Dying continues on without any non-Tim Lambesis band members and now Austrian Death Machine, somehow still around, is also left without any non-Tim members. / A study in arrested development, Alien Ant Farm and CKY are beefing! The girls are fighting! / Big anniversary celebrations for Papa Roach and The Phantom …

This week on Toilet Radio: Morbid Angel dropped off their own headlining tour to be replaced with I AM MORBID. What the fuck? That’s like L.A. Guns being replaced by one of a dozen different active L.A. Guns outfits. Also on this week’s show: We got a promotional email for an AI “metal band” that was generated entirely by a greasy fucking nerd typi…

We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming. This week on Toilet Radio: Election madness! Jon Schaffer managed to get a slap on the wrist for diming out all his Oathkeeper buddies so Iced Earth will surely return soon. As I Lay Dying has completely melted down and it’s all Tim Lambesis’ fault. Warped Tour* has returned and it sucks real bad m…

This week: Our final episode of The 2024 Halloween Spooktacular. We’re joined by returning champion Shayne Mathis to talk about Demons (1985), a movie about how much fun it is to skip school and go watch horror movies instead. For folks unfamiliar, Demons is a much-beloved Italian zombie flick that features the music of early Motley Crue, Saxon, Ac…

This week we’re joined by Dave from Earsplit PR and noise-favorites Gridfailure. Dave felt we were having way too much fun with lighthearted horror romps and decided that we need to get grimy and horrifying ASAP with a modern horror classic. We’re talking about 2011’s SINISTER. Join us as we put on Ethan Hawke’s acting sweater to talk about found-f…

This week we’re joined by returning champion Maggie Serota to talk about 2014 action/horror cult classic The Guest. In his follow-up to 2013’s You’re Next, Adam Wingard imagines The Terminator and Halloween 3 through a lens of CW teen dramas and cocaine-infused beats. Scored by Zombi’s Steve Moore, The Guest offers a thrilling soundtrack to go alon…

We’re joined by Greg from Nefarious Industries to talk about Peter Jackson’s horror comedy classic, Dead Alive (or Braindead if you’re a Euro). Long before The Lord of the Rings, Peter trafficked in the grotesque and absurd to create low-budget pictures jam-packed with guts and goo. We talk about his most splatter-y early work here. But that’s not …

We’re kicking off the October Spooktacular, our month-long celebration of horror movies, with special guest Maddie (aka Beaver Mosh)! Maddie took some time off from interviewing cool metal bands to talk to us about one of her favorite horror movies – the OG in sci fi horror: Alien (1979). We’re talking about the movie that spawned a million sequels…

Oh god. Phil Labonte wrote an op-ed for Fox News about how society doesn’t value men. Join us as we engage with his arguments, discuss the implications of patriarchal decline, and otherwise attack the character, beliefs, and appearance of the author. We also spend a lil time talking about a smart tactical move by The Blood Brothers on their upcomin…

Tim Lambesis and Alex Terrible team up for an awful new song about how much incarceration sucks, the latest in diminishing returns from the reformed As I Lay Dying. We also learned that Janes Addiction returned by means of Perry Farrell having an extremely funny on-stage meltdown. Dez from Coal Chamber and Devil Driver has made powerful enemies wit…

This week on Toilet Radio: We learn that right-wing media company Tenet Media, may be doing a little light treason with the help of Tim Pool, Phil Labonte, and the Russian government. Whoops! Also, At the Drive In’s Cedric Bixler-Zavala is going to war with Scientology and, by extension, Linkin Park’s new vocalist. Wes Eisgold of Cold Cave and Amer…

On this episode of Toilet Radio: Oops! All Our Guys! We promise one hour of nothing but talking about the dopes we’ve somehow spent many hours talking about already. TO START: RFK Jr dropped out of the presidential race and it’s got Ash from Sumerian Records all itchy and chafe-y so you know he’s gotta threaten some spurious legal action over it. D…

We’re enjoying the final days of Summer and there’s no better way to celebrate than by taking an audio journey to the Southern hemisphere. A couple years ago we made a trek to Japan to enjoy a wide variety of heavy metal noises. This time around we’re setting our sights on Chile. Join me and Jordan as we learn some cursory facts about the longest c…

This week on Toilet Radio: Sometimes a man has to make a very silly decision. In this case, that man is Jeff (@Solidstapp) and the decision is to attend an all-day local music fest with more bands than paying attendees hosted in a motel conference room. Join us as Jeff regales Joe and Jordan with tales from the upstate New York DIY and not-so-DIY s…

This week on Toilet Radio: Blake Judd is BACK with the most ill-advised music video we could imagine! Let’s all buy rare black metal vinyl from him! Other stories this week: Capulet Fest has the goddamn state attorney general involved now, boy is that guy boned! Wacken 2024 just wrapped up but the first slate of bands for Wacken 2025 have already b…

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talking with New England Metal & Hardcore Fest organizer Scott Lee. Join us as we pick Scott’s brain about 25 years of Killswitch, a quarter century of NEH&M fests, hardcore crews, managing Khemmis, controversy surrounding Slaughter to Prevail, and all the bands he wishes he could convince to play a single reunion s…

This week on Toilet Radio: We discuss mass shootings and liminal spaces before diving into the global spectacle of the Olympics. Gojira – good! Skillet – bad! Synchronized diving and willfully ignorant nationalism – fun! We also talk about the most real ass interview we’ve ever read. The bass player from Exodus tells it like it fuckin’ is RE: the e…

This week on Toilet Radio: Boy, a lot of strange things happened since we last recorded. Some kid tried to shoot Donald Trump and hijinks briefly ensued. Everyone’s moved on by now but Jack Black managed to knife his bandmate in the back over brief backlash they received for saying out loud what everyone else was already saying out loud. Meanwhile,…

This week on Toilet Radio we tackle artificial intelligence in heavy metal. In the past we’ve discussed odious little AI projects like Frostbite Orckings and ShredderZ which were, all credit due, absolutely odious. This time we delve further into a dozen or so other fake AI metal “bands” to get a taste for what some of the most Cheeto-stained peopl…

This week on Toilet Radio we watched Underground Inc., a documentary about the forgotten edges of the 90s alternative rock boom. Post-Nevermind, there was an explosion in major label dollars thrown at freaks with guitars hoping for similar success stories. This 2019 documentary helps explore that era with the help of Steve Albini, Sean from White Z…

This week on Toilet Radio: The Sword is back ! / We discuss the drama and intrigue of a three-day-long disaster in Connecticut called Capulet Fest. Join us as we hear how every thing that could go wrong did including: cancelling a whole day with one hour’s notice, making bands pay three grand to buy on, and a flat out refusal to book a single good …

This week on Toilet Radio: Gen X Correspondent Ian steps in to talk to legendary rock n’ roller Carmine Appice about his incredible path to Rock God, his star-studded new record with Cactus, and the future of music with AI. But that’s not all. You’ll also get Joe and Jordan talking about Metallica’s absurd collaboration with pre-teen money printing…

We’re back with your regularly scheduled Toilet. This week we’re talking about the new, revitalized Mayhem Festival and its utterly dire lineup. Mortiis is hitting the road and I plan to crowdkill everyone in the room. Hunt the Dinosaur’s vocalist took a selfie with a porcine lil murderer and we get to make fun of both for a few minutes. Ronnie Rad…

Here is the second and final part of our 500 episode celebration. On this one, me, Jordo, and Breno are fielding even more of your questions and voicemails. If you left us a voicemail, it’s probably on this episode at some point or another. We talk about some of our favorite memories over the years of doing the show, favorite riffs, favorite beefs,…