Two Angry Immigrants podcast

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Blair's back for PART 2! That's right, we went on so long, we had to prolong... ..to discuss Bad Bunny's halftime appearance, Indigenous People's Day and its frightening lack of associated statues, and several other things that could get us canceled - if we weren't planning to make June 14th a national holiday.…

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Queens Heat (or, Are You Taking Advice From A Podcast?). 21:35

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Our two heroes welcome a most coveted guest BLAIR HOTCHNER-HAYNES! She joins us to discuss putting fat generals out of a job, the lack of deported Fins, the quality of American Eagle jeans, and the importance of never, ever saying anything but nice things about the people in charge.

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Bring Ya Sauce (or, How I Learned To Love Administratively Uncontrollable Overtime for Enforcement Removal Operations). 19:26

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19:26

Moon and Davey plan parades, ponder selling invisible statues, eagerly await for Raul to take their baby teeth away, get lost in airports like mice in a maze, enjoy boating safety tips from The Kardashians, and make a BIG SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT! (Editor's Note: Announcement isn't really that big.)

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Weirdos In The Morning (or, Bucket Stuff). 21:46

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21:46

Our heroes welcome back the very special guest MEGAN CASADA! Moon hates on camera men at Coldplay concerts, Davey gets free racisms for life, and Megan's mom is proud of her...so the world is clearly about to end.

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Law Class Freak-Offs (or, Math Class Freak Offs). 25:43

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25:43

Moon explains the Diddy verdict, RIP stands for "Riding On Plane" and Davey ruins your heroes.

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Snakes Off The Plane (or, Snakes On A Plane). 20:00

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Had enough of the news? So have we. Ever seen "Snakes On A Plane"? Neither have we. But, Davey hung out with his old friend Nikki Haley in line for a plane, and Moon can definitely identify good ol' fashioned racism when he sees it. So let's talk about that sh*t instead.

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Our Day In The Sun (Or, Ginger Is The New Black). 16:25

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Our two heroes celebrate the emancipation of the world's most oppressed people, while acknowledging the many new members of another community, while hiding from closest thing we've seen to soccer hooliganism in the US of A.

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YMCA in Finland (or, Black Thumbs-Up Emoji). 19:11

for 28 weeks siden19:11

19:11

Our two heroes do their best not to get thrown in jail, while they discuss the happiest places on earth (Not Disneyland), the current anger toward cars (not the Disney movie), the poetry of Davey P (Disney, holler at me), Group Text Etiquette, and our collective inability to multitask - all while listening to YMCA in Finnish.…

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My Face On The $5 Million Bill (or, Free Bruto). 22:59

for 30 weeks siden22:59

22:59

Our two heroes celebrate the takedown of the Girl Scouts, dogs with criminal records, green and gold being different colors, white people renaming things, NYPD standing for "New York Pole Dancers" and Trump's presidential portrait.

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DEI At The Vatican (Or, Brought To You By Men's Warehouse). 25:16

for 32 weeks siden25:16

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Moon tells more Men's Warehouse jokes than anyone else has ever thought up. Davey takes another run at Luigi Mangione and his supporters. And in the end, the winner is: Google Ads.

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Davey P Solves Things (or, Humpback Whale Thirst Trap.) 25:54

for 34 weeks siden25:54

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Our two resident idiots continue to...well, talk a lot about everything, including MIA nuclear experts, vegan humpback whales, Fidel Sanchez (definitely not his real name) and the berry pickers in Florida, how much fun we could all be having with 3D printed water guns, #MapBeefs, and how Davey's 3rd favorite person can...well, **** outta here.…

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You Gotta Nurture The Chicken (or, Is She Serious In That Cowboy Hat?). 26:36

for 36 weeks siden26:36

26:36

Our two heroes return to discuss the mystery of the drones (it's solved...sort of), the Doomsday Clock continuing to tick (89 seconds to go), Harold and Kumar's trip to Guantanamo Bay (it's baaaaaack) and the plastic you find in everything (mostly in your balls).

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Who Needs Greenland When You Can Have Shreveport? (Or, "Orcanese.") 26:54

for 39 weeks siden26:54

26:54

Our heroes kick off 2025 - the last year of all the years - by talking through who's REALLY eating cats, how Kanye has orcas looking stylish, how mass-immigration from the 51st state doesn't seem to be a problem, how old rappers are selling us everything, and how being good-looking absolves you from killing someone...FINALLY, we can start murdering. It's about time.…

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A Nice Day In Siberia (or, December Babies, UNITE!). 21:24

for 44 weeks siden21:24

21:24

New music, new segments! Our two heroes return after a long and enjoyable birthday week, to elucidate the issues of the day: Syria's rebel takeover, asteroids hitting the Earth at a moment's notice, Oxford University's inability to define what a "word" is, the presence of a man wearing a hoodie at every international incident, and why Mayor Eric Adams needs to get the f*ck outta here.…

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The First Tim Hortons On Mars (or, Those Monkeys Are Still At Large). 26:54

for 47 weeks siden26:54

26:54

Our two heroes return! We talk about the thing that's on everyone's mind: those escaped monkeys in South Carolina. Oh, and that election thing that just happened, too.

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One Angry Immigrant (or, Parasite In Your Head). 10:53

for 1 year siden10:53

10:53

Davey flies solo (yikes!) while Moon runs from the law (DOUBLE yikes!) and does a quick dish on women taking the rap, worms eating the brains of would-be leaders, and his vicious internal monologue (yet another yikes!).

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Karen...Oh, Karen. 15:01

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Our two heroes return to test out new segments, while taking note of the ticking of the doomsday clock, the en-white-lement of the free speech debate, and the all-new Joe Biden moon boots (coming to a SneakerCon near you).

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2023: The Year of Entanglement. 19:36

for 2 years siden19:36

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Our two heroes say a quick goodbye to 2023 with a run-down of some of the year's notables...and maybe a bit of T-Swift gossip.

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Public (dis)Service Announcement. 3:51

for 2 years siden3:51

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Our two heroes explain their recent absence, but ask our dear listeners to look to the future.... We'll be back before y'all can say "y'all are old."

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Crash Test Virtue (or, Slap Fightin’). 27:04

for 3 years siden27:04

27:04

Our two heroes discuss suicide prevention travel agencies, crash test dummy virtue signaling, surgin' at the border and Chris Rock's ability to take a hit and bounce back, a year later.

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Year of Da Rat (Or, You Got A Case For That Basket?). 35:50

for 3 years siden35:50

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Our two heroes get serious for a second about mass shootings...then they get boring and uncool about blowin' shit up in the sky, clumsy at the thought of deporting MTG, and bold - you might even call them risk-takers - with their unenlightened interpretation of Stanford University's "Elimination Of Harmful Language Initiative."…

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Monkey Businesses (Or, Two Angry GPTimmigrants.) 32:00

for 3 years siden32:00

32:00

Our two heroes discuss their pending Yerba Mate sponsorship, which batteries the atomic scientists are using in the Doomsday Clock, justifiable reasons to steal monkeys from zoos, how many classified documents Tom Brady has stashed at his house, and how The Egg Man is the new Weed Man.

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New Year, Who Dis? (Or, Circus Sinema.) 34:46

for 3 years siden34:46

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Our two heroes send off 2022 in style, reminiscing on their year's finest moments, lauding the naming of the James Earl Jones Theater, cursing the bomb cyclone, puzzling over Alex Stine's happenstance, boasting about being WAY out in front of Title 42, hating on the eyewear choices of US senators, and priding the people of Trinidad for their unwillingness to miss Carnival next year.…

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Birthday Blue (and Happy Holidays, too). 27:13

for 3 years siden27:13

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Our two heroes are finally across the table from each other! They share Johnnie Walker Blue to celebrate December Babies, tell the abridged story of the Merchant Of Venice, lament the pending employment struggles facing the Merchant Of Death, highlight the proper methods for tipping to avoid being judged, and get in a Twitter war with nobody 'cause that's just a waste of everybody's time.…

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Complexion For The Protection (or, BANG! Cat In A Suitcase). 31:45

for 3 years siden31:45

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Our two heroes are thankful for the number 42, stowaway cats in luggage, stowaway marital aids in luggage, the truly rigged election (of a World Cup winner), and biases toward most things.

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Collective Exhale (Or, Florida Needs An Alibi). 28:33

for 3 years siden28:33

28:33

Our two heroes return to celebrate Veteran's Day, elucidate the Midterm election results, emancipate Chinese lottery winners, and ameliorate Florida's abusive relationship.

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Old White Man Does Dumb Sht (or, Old White Man Explains To Old Black Man That Old White Man Does Dumb Sht). 30:36

for 3 years siden30:36

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We're back!! Our two heroes discuss TV shows being the real podcasts, how Casa Migos will receive a public apology from Moon, how cable news networks can save everyone a lot of time, how Liz Truss is a fighter (until she isn't), how the FBI is the new cleaning service for the next season of Hoarders, how the Pentagon is racking up these Air Miles, how illegal immigrants are racking up these Air Miles, how TAIs will continue to provide breaking bee news coverage, and how angry old men just need to go get their groove back 'till they're done having a groove.…

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We’ll Miss You, Friend. 44:21

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A repost of our show from June 27, 2021 with our special guest and dear friend Carly Vena, who passed away suddenly last week. It won't be the same without you. https://www.pflegerfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Carly--Anne-Vena?obId=26009383&fbclid=IwAR1Jkt8LgdwPBw60-HpV8XpGnYoEbwzEwj5oGxY63mM1aybfmPbkJZnWAJQ#/obituaryInfo…

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Hee Haw! (Or, Cohabitating). 44:12

for 3 years siden44:12

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These two mentally underdeveloped men announce the release of their new book "101 Dead Queen Jokes", discuss the proper way to do laundry, their pending Ken Burns documentary, his pending FarmersOnly.com dating profile, and identify the endless myriad issues surrounding modern relationships.

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Hugh Manatee (or, Put On Your Scuba Gear). 27:13

for 3 years siden27:13