The Alphabitches podcast

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*Warning: Especially bad audio in this episode. We wanted to get it up for you guys anyway but rest assured after we get our prerecorded stuff up audio quality will improve! Bare with us.* During this list of 10 guys you could bring to thanksgiving, Mallory and Julia demonstrate why they're single by hating almost every single one. Which ones did they actually like? Listen to find out.…

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Mixer of the Month, Grubhub, and Glasses 26:09

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This week Mallory and Julia attempt to make mixed drinks again, Julia reveals some shady business on Grubhub, and Mallory is confused about Apple's new product.

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The Sideshow: Film Commentary 39:48

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In this episode of the Alphabitches Julia and Mallory finally put their degrees to good use and watch a film together. Except it's a children's film. A terrible one. Seriously, it's bad.

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F is for Fads 34:44

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World Renown Geniuses Mallory and Julia give their valuable insight into fads and trends, starting with their embarrassing middle school days and ending with a wonderful game of "fad or trend" for current pieces of pop culture. The great thing is we won't even know who won the game for several years. Love that. Come back in 2025.…

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The Hitlist: Favorite Foods 25:27

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Mallory and Julia switch genres again and bring you a very informative food podcast filled with great information such as the best way to cook brussel sprouts and why bacon is disgusting. Are they qualified to talk about food in really any way? No. Will they? Yes.

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Mixer of the Month, Football, and Florida Men 24:18

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Welcome to Mallory and Julia's sports podcast where they can't stop talking about the Green Bay Packers, they talk shit about tom Brady's Florida transformation, and Mallory can't drink her mixer of the month.

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The Sideshow: Eggless Baking 33:23

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Welcome to the Sideshow. This week Mallory and Julia tell each other how to bake cakes with no exact ingredients and terrible directions. Julia's dog also gets stuck in a cabinet during the process.

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E is for Extinct Animals 26:15

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It's time for the main topic ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between. This week the bitches are tackling the subject of extinct animals. Join them for a discussion featuring the loch ness monster, the resurrection of giant rodents, and Pterodactyls.

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The Hitlist: Easy Ways to Make Money 17:46

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On this month's hitlist: faking your own death, megachurches, and chickens wearing hats. What do these three things have in common? Well, find out in this week's episode where Mallory tells us the easiest ways to make money - according to her.

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Mixer of the Month, Entitled People, & Epidemics 21:51

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The Alphabitches are back again with new content and a new format. In part one of the letter "E", Mallory and Julia put as little effort into their drinks as possible and tackle the riveting topics of entitled people and epidemics.

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D is for Drones, Dadbods, and Disney Live Action Movies 51:07

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In this episode, Mallory and Julia give you the D. (Don't sue us.) This includes the alphabitches' concerns abut some mysterious drones, Julia's beautiful dadbod presentation, and Mallory's disgust with the idea of a live action Little Mermaid. This episode is long, and kind of a shit show. Just a fair warning.…

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C is for Cows Chase a Car Thief, Cheese, and College 40:35

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It's the letter C this week as the bitches continue their trek down the alphabet. How does Julia know about these car-thief-chasing cows? What does Mallory really think about cheddar cheese? What could two messes of college graduates have to say about their experiences at university? Find out all this and more on this week's episode of The Alphabitches.…

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B is for Box Office Losses, Baseball, and Bad Ideas 48:40

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In this episode featuring the letter B, Mallory discusses the box office losses of 2019, Julia makes a very informed list on how to improve the sport of baseball and they share some bad ideas with one another. All this and more on the first B of The Alphabitches.

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A is for American Consumerism, Alabama, and Aliens 42:04

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