we have been gone for so long and now we're back! in this episode, we drink Vespers, call a guy in Chicago, tell a whale joke and sing a song. why not join us? thanks for listening, friendos! right click here to download.Af Two Guys Being Animals

New year. Changes to the show discussed. A doozie of a story from Rabid Badger. Americans are the majority of our listeners. Tips on drinking in public in Kelowna, BC. more! download.Af Two Guys Being Animals

A very special episode of your favorite podcast of joy! We traveled north to our cabin of joy and met up with one of the true kings of joy, Santa Claus himself. We drink boozey egg nog and put Santa on the hotseat - twice! Also, Santa answers all of your questions and poses a few of his own. It's a jolly, yuletime episode of joy and we hope you enj…

Listeners! We put up episode 67 earlier today but it contained some editing errors! These have been fixed and we hope you enjoy the show. This week we're a land horse and a sea horse. This is our longest show ever. Seriously - it's 2 hours and 15 minutes long. We don't know what happened but we hope you enjoy it. Maybe it will make up for our compl…

It's Canadian Thanksgiving and we have somehow managed to procure a guest in the form of the first settler to arrive in Canada - Pete! He has a modern vernacular and is also a karaoke king. Check out his first settler blog here. download here (right click)Af Two Guys Being Animals

We are celebrating pumpkin ale season this week. This show is definitely a throwback to the golden days. (We are drunk) We have a couple jerks to speak of, and we talk - probably way too much - about UFOs and whipped peanut butter. Thanks for being our friend. click here to download. (right click)Af Two Guys Being Animals

We are completely unpredictable but we love you all. Thanks for sticking with us. We're a couple of bears this week and it's pretty alright. We ripped off a segment from the Grapes of Rad and mourned the death of a local podcast. And get this, folks - Ryan spotted something! Ian's image of the week: download now, or don't.…

We're back after a month long break. Sorry we've been away - it's just hard sometimes to get it all together. We hope that you are still here! This week we bring back many of our segments and Ryan talks about his favorite thing: stupid criminals. We've got an image of the week and it looks something like this! We also talked about an old band we us…

We're back after a substantial, unplanned, two and a half week break. We are rested, sharp and agile. We sing karaoke, talk about a young criminal, listen to a puffin, and, for a short time, Ryan is ensconced in velvet. You owe it to yourself to listen. Also, songs of summer! until next time, i don't need a bag - i've got my fuckin pants! download …

This week on the show, we're both sick so we have our first virtual show, hosting from 2.4 kilometres apart. Things get a bit rickety along the way, but we think it's listenable for the most part. We're a snail and a king crab, so obviously we enjoy ourselves quite a bit. Ian adds another sunny song to the summer mix this week, and we talk about vu…

THE IMAGES FROM EPISODE 61! TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!! Lastly, here is a psychadelic link that Ryan brought up during the show. And here is the link used in Ryan's latest tutorial, "Fucking up your facebook". Thanks buddies! download.Af Two Guys Being Animals

We're on a safari! We get huge applause from our fans in Africa when we emerge from behind a fancy curtain and it's a non-stop thrill ride from there on out. We talk about a few serious things like the BP oil debacle and the jerks who made the Hurt Locker. We also bring you a new jerk of the week and a good ol' image of the week, for good measure.Y…

This week we're the Montauk monster and Sam, the world's ugliest dog. We chat about a lady who trusts her Google maps far too much, Canada's version of the DMCA, and discount superstore Winners! Two new additions to the TGBA summer mixtape this week with Said The Whale and Club 8. Summer! Ryan also tells us a touching story about how he learned wha…

It's a loosey-goosey, fun in the sun kind of episode and we're a dragon and a weasel. We don't really talk about anything. It's just 45 minutes of silence. Enjoy! Don't forget to send in your choice for TGBA's SONG OF TEH SUMMER! download!Af Two Guys Being Animals

This week we record in the kitchen because we're a goat and a walrus. We bring another exciting installment of "What'd you spot, spotter?" and a review of Pulp Fiction, which the goat just recently watched for the first time. Our pal Louie_E submitted his choice for the TGBA SONG OF SUMMER and it's great. The whole thing is going so well we're thin…

We're a solenodon and a field mouse this week and it's exactly as you'd expect it to be! We drink PINKIE WINKIES and talk about hockey for an hour. The summer song contest is selling like gangbusting hotcakes; this week we play a song called Julia by a band called the Very Best. Fantastico! download !…

We're an exceptionally ranty Oriental yeti and a sea turtle this week and, well, we're exceptionally ranty. We rail against pro-lifers, australians, creationists and banks. Good times! Don't forget to send in your submission for the TGBA SONG OF SUMMER contest! Until next time folks, get off our lawn! download now!…

We're back after a week-long break! We didn't do much exciting over this break, though - sorry. We're a salamander and a tarantula and it's pretty alright. Don't forget to submit your choice for the TGBA song of the summer! download this beauty here!Af Two Guys Being Animals

We find ourselves as a rooster and a rabbit this week - psychadelic! How will Ian ever find the time to edit and post the shows on time?? Eek! Please enjoy the show and have a fantastic day. download ittt!Af Two Guys Being Animals

We're a couple of crustaceans and we're celebrating one year of our podcast of joy. We recorded this one live in front of a green screen, and if you missed it, you can check out a video archive here. This was also the first episode when we had the opportunity to put a dog on our HOTSEAT. Also, look at this funny picture of astronaut squirrels: than…

Don't ask us how we did it, but somehow, this week we became the mighty sphinx and a wolf spider! We are not quite with it this week, and saving our energy for our one year anniversary bash next week. Don't forget to join us! Friday, March 19, 9pm pacific. Sorry to our eastern listeners, we know it's a bit late! Maybe you can join us anyways... jus…

This week we're a couple of skunks and it's serendipitous! It's our fiftieth episode and we celebrate by singing Kenny Rogers and Toto. We highly recommend that you drink approximately one to six beverages while listening to this show - it will make more sense to you. We brought a new segment this week - Conspiracy Corner. Our first conspiracy? And…