The Hoely Hour is an irreverent, earnest podcast about modern dating experiences — the good, the bad, and the hilarious. Cheeky hostesses Amelia and Liz candidly talk about personal experiences while amplifying sex positivity and advocating for mental health. Listeners write in their touching and shocking stories, and guests share their expertise on topics ranging from BDSM safety to healing relationship attachment wounds. All this, and more, during The Hoely Hour. Follow us on TikTok, Twitt ...
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Liz and Amelia discuss dating trend predictions for 2026! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.Af The Hoely Hour
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This might come as a shock, but we came with actual topics today and ended up talking about none of them. Listen as we discuss “shrekking”, female friendships, and the MAGA Civil War. Do you have someone that you need Liz to talk smack about? Her and the fat little opera man that lives on her shoulder are on the case. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWi…
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PRESIDENT DJT CONFIRMED BISEXUAL! While Trump sucks off Bill Clinton, Liz and Amelia cover topics ranging from prenupts to adult circumcision. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.Af The Hoely Hour
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You know 'em, you love 'em, Amelia is assaulting Liz's thoughts with 'em. TikTok Sexy Chefs (which is mostly one man making a coconut squirt) is back in the zeitgeist. We also discuss performative males and how the general sentiment around them has changed with the times.We also read a listener email from someone going through a brutal breakup and …
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Article's from today's episode: The Goon Squad by Daniel Kolitz for Harper's Magazine. https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.…
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You read that right, folks! We love men!!! What do small gestures and small ankles have in common? They both make Amelia horny apparently. Liz thirsts over parallel parking, and people are having less sex than ever. Happy Halloween! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of …
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Everyone is talking about AI, including this podcast! Big tech is giving up on using AI to cure cancer and going all in on porn. People are trading in their real life relationships for their ChatGPT therapist, getting engaged with their AI boyfriends, and replacing any need for real human interaction altogether. God forbid you be inconvenienced by …
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AI is ruining the internet for furries, women should be bartering sexual labor for fine jewelry (Patriarchy at Tiffany's), and ovaries are really cool, it turns out. Would your brother steal your boyfriend? Spoiler alert: maybe Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of perso…
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Sex Magic or Sex Tragic with Leah Knauer
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55:31The Hoely Hour returns with a hilarious and witchy guest, Leah Knauer! We play a game of "Sex Magic or Sex Tragic?" and get a special oracle card reading from Leah! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.…
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It finally happened: we had the boyfriends co-host with us. They answer questions about the male loneliness epidemic, advice for couples moving in together, and what they'd bring to a deserted island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.…
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OUR NUMBER ONE EPISODE OF ALL TIME! (And some updates on what's changed since then!) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.Af The Hoely Hour
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REPLAY: Lung-popping Masturbation
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1:17:02When you jork it so good you bust a lung. Listen to a replay of our #2 top episode of all time, featuring an intro from Liz, where she reads an ad she got for a pornographic pumpkin event, and apologizes for being a Sydney Sweeney apologist. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection an…
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Amelia interviews Frank this week and asks some questions that all women (just Amelia) are dying to know. We also discuss some penis facts that you’ll either regret not knowing before, or regret knowing now. Who’s to say! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal da…
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REPLAY: Itty Bitty Tittysode
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1:13:58Liz reintroduces our #3 episode of all time with some new updates! (Warning: you have some homework...) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.Af The Hoely Hour
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Amelia reminisces on her all time favorite episode which is, of course, the first time she talks about Frank. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.Af The Hoely Hour
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The Summer I Turned Into A Sociopath feat. Mr. Liz
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42:30Girl chore or boy chore? Liz and Mr. Liz determine who should do which chores in a relationship. What's like the opposite of a dating coach? Mr. Liz details the stories of a creep he met at work the summer before he went to college who "coached" him on ways to be a predator. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor i…
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REPLAY: Attack of the Femcels!
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1:14:55This week, Amelia introduces our #4 top episode of all time, which is an absolute doozy of an episode. We discuss the female delusion calculator, someone bringing a child's backpack full of...things...on a date, and the importance of HPV testing along with the issues with the current testing. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pc…
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REPLAY: Goldilocks & The Three Dicks
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1:08:43This week, Liz reminisces on one of her favorite episodes where she regales the story of The Titanic Butt Plug Incident. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.Af The Hoely Hour
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YAPPY HOUR: Coldplay Is For Cheaters
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53:06E235: Is watching porn cheating, or is it just a solo side quest? Speaking of cheating...there's nothing quite like getting exposed for infidelity on a jumbotron while “Fix You” plays in the background, amirite? Amelia’s also on a GLP-1 now, so buckle up for her wellness era with significantly less appetite and significantly more opinions. And we r…
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THOT LEADERS: Getting Fingerblasted At Beetlejuice Musical (The Musical)
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46:28E234: Amelia learns some shocking common knowledge, losers are creating AI girlfriends to abuse (fork found in kitchen), and the girls talk about the White Trash White House. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.…
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E233: What do Lauren Sanchez’s wedding dress, facial filler migration, and a cryptic “don’t freak out” phone call have in common? All of them prompt immediate panic. Liz and Amelia talk about what their friends would assume if they ever opened a conversation with “ok, don’t freak out,” the cursed details of Sanchez’s Venice wedding (including the l…
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THOT LEADERS: Let Sabrina Carpenter Be a Sub
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48:57E232: The internet is once again divided about how a woman should be, and I’m sure you can imagine hwo we feel about that. Also, Liz is starting ketamine therapy! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.…
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YAPPY HOUR: A Flip-flop to the Face
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57:20E231: Liz and Amelia recount Amelia's wild birthday weekend, hangover and all. Amelia and Liz read Reddit stories featuring a crazy gaslighter and a bridezilla (also a gaslighter), and reminisce on the insane days of TLC's early 2000's shows. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use …
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YAPPY HOUR: Sydney Sweeney’s Bath Water
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46:35Frank bought a hat and we talk about it for the first 6 minutes. Should Sydney Sweeney be selling her bath water? Should height filters on dating apps exist? Should doctors be able to give you pelvic exams without your consent? Are we the best singers alive? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about …
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E229: An old episode we never released because the audio sounds like sh*t. But if you can get past that, you'll be thoughtfully entertained by an insane Reddit story about a man who discovers his wife is stalking his ex, why Jim Halpert is a Mary Sue for millennial women, and some other stuff Liz thinks about after a eating a gummy. Hosted by Simpl…
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THOT LEADERSHIP: A Woman's Right to Personhood
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55:45E228: What do sex dolls and brain dead human incubators have in common? Neither of them can consent to what is being done to them, which makes them ripe for abuse. Liz and Amelia talk about a sex doll brothel in Germany, and the horrifying details of Adriana Smith — a legally dead woman in Georgia being kept alive as a human incubator. Hosted by Si…
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YAPPY HOUR: Make It the Girth of My Wrist
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59:42Celebrate the biggest Deepfake porn site — MrDeepFakes — beng shut down by giving yourself the first FDA approved at-home pap smear! How much money would you spend to switch bodies with your partner during sex? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradver…
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MAILBAG: Are You There God? It's Me, The Sacred Feminine
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47:57E226: The Socrates of our listeners explores why men are taught to betray their feminine traits in a beautifully written email, and another listener asks how to deal with a friend's addiction. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.…
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YAPPY HOUR: Let Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Cook
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39:11The girls discuss the cringiest things they did while dating. Can 100 men win against 1 silverback gorilla? Do we really need sperm racing? Is Jordon Hudson just Bill Belichick’s handler? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertising.…
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E224 MAILBAG: Help! Your Boyfriends Voted for Trump!
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38:35Two of our listeners wrote in about their partners voting for Trump, and one of them gave us a relationship update! We also share some stellar listener advice for when a friend is dating someone who sucks. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.…
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E223 Two Unsolicted Dick Pics
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1:09:37Dating apps don’t care about you, your friends are always going to date men that are bad for them (so how should we deal with it?) and tech bros are evolving backwards, apparently. Charter cities are coming for you, folks. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal d…
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Listen to two unqualified film and television critics share their personal analysis of the season 3 finale of The White Lotus! (Also, let us know what small ways you like to treat yo self during the week.) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our collection and use of personal data foradvertisin…
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It finally happened. We came prepared with the same topiques today. We discuss Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell’s fuckesance (fuck renissance), Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber, and Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. Liz is doing mouth spas. What is that? Guess you’ll just have to listen to find out. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://p…
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Misogynosis: when a misogynist experiences psychosis and starts keeping a detailed journal about every move their office crush makes. There's a new STI on the loose, and it's MEN! Jk but men are now one of the main culprits of a newly recognized STI. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.comfor information about our coll…
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TW: discussion of child predatorsOh we are SO BACK. After a couple of weeks of life events and technical difficulties, we hit the ground running discussing how Sydney Sweeney should have the right to k*ll the men that comment on her body, and the pros and cons of vigilante “child predator catchers”. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See htt…
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E218 Yappin' With A Dating App Founder
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32:52Amelia is drivin' the Hoe Wagon(tm) alone this week and has a yap with Daniel Mossaband, founder of Firefly, a new dating app. Will AI know us better than we know ourselves soon? Jump scare: yes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about o…
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E217 Taking Matters Into My Own Ass
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1:01:02The man in your life has decorative throw pillows? Someone cooked here. The girls discuss “the grandmother theory” of evolution, as well as Trump causing a chlamydia scare in Illinois. Did you know fashion is political? And we aren’t talking about that chick that always wears MAGA dresses to the Met Gala. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit pod…
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Happy Valentine's Day, angels! Liz hosts a solo-sode and what better way to celebrate The Big VD (we know what we said) than by sharing some of details of the most intimate relationship a girl could ever have: the one with her notes app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. S…
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E215 Make Republicans Mitt Romney Again
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48:14Amelia didn’t understand the assignment and wrote a bunch of compliments about Liz and proceeded to get dragged in response. Liz reads a ranking of what women find to be the most unattractive hobbies that men could have, and to nobody’s shock, men took it upon themselves to list the most unattractive "female hobbies” in the comments. Learn more abo…
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Liz's infamous "Naked Neighbors" make a special and rare appearance, with live reactions and narration from Amelia & Liz. The girls play a game of "myth or fact" and... well we have some follow up questions about some of these facts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See p…
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Well, here we are again. We are worse off than we were last week, Elon is a n*zi, and Melania absolutely doms Trump. We also discuss an absolutely horrific tale of a man who took advantage of his dying wife. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for informa…
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FIRST EPISODE OF 2025 BAYBEEE! Amelia and Liz share their list of "Ins and Outs" for 2025. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.Af The Hoely Hour, Blue Wire
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The girls discuss the Lily Phillips situation of sleeping with 100 men in one day, and the correlation (and maybe causation?) between violence against women going up and people treating sex workers so heinously. There’s also an update on a listener email we read last week, which leads to an important discussion about HPV. All around, super lighthea…
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Cumversation: talking about where you’re going to cum BEFORE sex so everyone is enthusiastically consenting. Amelia has a list of sexual health updates and Liz & Amelia give breakup advice to a listener. And remember: these tits practice the 2nd amendment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an…
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Have you heard of “micro-cheating”? TL;DR: don’t think about hot people. The girls (of course) dissolve into a conversation about the state of the country, but this podcast is nothing if not the diary of Two Very Scared Girls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adsw…
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Nothing says "Thanksgiving Weekend" like a game of Football or Drained Balls. Liz and Amelia talk about The Substance and read a visceral listener Enemy of the Pod email! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of …
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E207 Hating Nick Fuentes (The Great Unifier)
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1:01:00Well, America. We did it again (derogatory). The girls discuss the hell we’ve once again found ourselves in, we assign sexual orientation to your everyday things, and we read an Enemy of the Pod email about someone who really needs to find a hobby that doesn’t include stalking his ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho…
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It's a dark time in Herstory, but hopefully this episode brings a little light to your day. You wrote in with YOUR enemies of the pod, and we're thrilled to hate them with and for you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collecti…
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Liz is in Paris and Amelia got her booty plundered by a camera and feels the urgent need to remind you the importance of getting your colon checked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for adve…
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Some sex disorders sound fake but are real, and some are real but sound fake, so Amelia puts Liz to the test. The girls also discuss a listener’s ex boyfriend who dumped her during the worst possible time, and they officially induct him into the Enemies of the Pod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simpl…
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