There's nothing cozier than curling up with a seed catalog and dreaming about next year's garden. Seedy Business is a relaxing, pathologically low-stakes chat between Allison, a biologist, and Roman, just some guy, about garden seeds and how they are marketed. Listen as we struggle in vain to suppress our natural inclinations toward vocal leftism and recreational vulgarity to deliver a soothing seed experience.
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Today's topic is the purveyor of nutty pudding, one of our era's freakiest charlatans: Bryan Johnson! Recipe for Nutty Pudding [link] Video of Nutty Pudding Preparation [link] Learn your own phenotypic age [link] Score your own penile health with the International Index of Erectile Function [link] This is what the podcast always has been and always…
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Okay, first of all, this episode is focused on the extremely adult theme of photographs of hogs, so please use discretion. We've always tagged our pods as "explicit," but for serious this time. We reminisce about the 2013-2018 phenomenon that was the tumblr blog Critique My Dick Pick [link] Jesus walkin' out the tomb like... [link] ASMR candy mukba…
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Episode 63: The Seeding Business (Mulch Madness, Brassket-Buster, Cruciferous Championship 2024)
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Join us as will carefully avoid violating NCAA trademark! Fill out your own Mulch Madness bracket and play along at home! Empty Bracket [link] Final Bracket (spoiler alert) [link] Jaden Smith Saays Eating Arugula Makes Him Horny [link] Russian basketball/wrestling hybrid [link] This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.…
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Oops, we did it again? Now that's what I call music! [link] Real, unphotoshopped picture of WOKE Lebron James wearing a thong as cited in Episode 62 [link] This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.Af Seedy Business
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Hey all. Just taking a quick breather after a couple years of unrelenting podcasting. Back at the end of June! xo Allison and RomanAf Seedy Business
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Seedy Shorts: Cucumbers from MIgardener 2022
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Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod…
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Allison and Roman discuss their first Social Media Influencer-founded seed catalog: MIgardener. Topics of discussion include a Bonsai tree that looks like a big ole' butt and the many tick-borne illnesses that Roman may have contracted. MIgardener 2022 catalog MIgardener Youtube channel Bonsai tree Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness…
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We didn't have time to record this week because we got married AGAIN (that's right, fuckers, we'll do it as often as we want and none of you can stop us). So enjoy this completely random five minutes of discarded audio from like 9 months ago or something? Back to a full episode next Friday. <3 Seedy Shorts are (usually, though not this week) brief …
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Seedy Shorts: Cabbages from Medwyn's of Anglesey 2022
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Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod…
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Episode 60: Medwyn's of Anglesey 2022
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In this special Good Friday episode, Allison and Roman discuss the possible biological context for Jesus's cursing of a fig tree on his way into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday and enjoy one of our patron saint Gerald Stratford's favorite catalogs, Medwyn's of Angelsey. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com…
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Episode 59: Wrestlemania Plantacular
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Allison and Roman celebrate the High Holy Day of Obligation that is Wrestlemania by looking at all the ways that pro wrestling has intersected with gardening throughout the years. Johnny Knoxville Wrestlemania Match Weedwacker Death Match #1 Weedwacker Death Match #2 Gus the Gardener Daniel Bryan, the Planet's Champion Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod T…
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Seedy Shorts: The Container Collection from Rohrer Seeds 2022
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Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod…
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Allison and Roman discuss the cleanly designed but bafflingly Jim Davis-forward Rohrer Seeds catalog, warmly welcome the newly available beans emoji, and engage in Clowning for Jesus. Rohrer Seeds 2022 catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.comAf Seedy Business
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Breaking St. Patrick's Day News! (Back to full episodes next week) Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episod…
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Seedy Shorts: Nuclear Anxiety, Blue Alerts, and Groypers
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Nuclear Anxiety, Blue Alerts, and Groypers! Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. I…
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Episode 57: Schell's Quality Seeds 1945
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Allison and Roman dig into the all-too-relevant wartime 1945 Schell's Quality Seeds, gifted to us by Kim, celebrate the Feast of the Yassification of Christ, and learn about a brand new plant organ! 1945 Schell's Quality Seeds Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com…
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Seedy Shorts: Tomatoes from HPS 2021-2022
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Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod…
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Episode 56: HPS (Horticultural Products and Services) 2021-2022
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Allison and Roman tackle the final installment in a 3-part mini arc on Jung Seed's ghost catalogs, the hybrid commercial/home grower focused HPS (Horticulatural Products and Services). They eagerly anticipate The Big Game, discuss which sports produce the most CTE-addled murderers, provide updates on the antics of their yard kids, and decide they a…
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Seedy Shorts: I WILL NEVER JEOPARDIZE THE BEANS
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I WILL NEVER JEOPARDIZE THE BEANS! Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram:…
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Episode 55: Vermont Bean Seed Company 2022
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Allison and Roman discuss another zombie/ghost catalog under the Jung umbrella, the 2022 Vermon Bean Seed Company. Also discussed: pee, poop, yard kids burning Christmas trees, and descent into BEAN MADNESS. Vermont Bean Seed Company 2022 catalog Who owns who? On John Withee and Guy Thomas Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: S…
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Seedy Shorts: Critter Control Devices from R.H. Shumways 2022 Illustrated Garden Guide
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100% PREDATOR URINES. YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT IT, YOU'VE READ ABOUT IT. Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episod…
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Episode 54: R.H. Shumway's 2022 Illustrated Garden Guide
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Allison and Roman express alarm at the poor photoshop work in R.H. Shumway's 2022 Illustrated Garden Guide, recount a sweet story about King of Big Veg Gerald Stratford's love life, express skepticism about a 1500 year old bean, and learn about all the ways people enjoy simulating life tragedies in The Sims. Digital Flower NFT and the Crypto Garden…
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They can always sense the soft targets... Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Ins…
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In a New Year's Day recording, Allison and Roman break out their first 2022 catalog, the well-designed Sow True Seeds, decide on New Year's resolutions, recount a protracted battle with a tree frog, get interrupted by an accusatory neighbor, and pump the hottest new, not-at-all ironic cryptocurrency. Sow True Seed 2022 catalog Instagram: SeedyBusin…
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Seedy Shorts: Victorian Christmas Cards featuring Miscellaneous Vegetation
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-- Link to video version of podcast on Instagram -- Pictures of Christmas Cards (to follow along with episode) Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes…
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