We do our patriotic duty and talk about fast food menus, sports and a whole bunch of other stuff I think...I gotta go jump in a pool.Af Kris & Chris

We talk Jimmy Buffett action figures, a Saturday morning-style cartoon about Death Row Records, strip clubs and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders documentary. Oh and then of course we talk about the WNBA and the NBA Draft. Because sports, right?!Af Kris & Chris

Ep. 470 Not For Nothin' What We Can't Get Past by Kris & ChrisAf Kris & Chris

Missed us? We had a little free time this week to share stories of the road...rage. And boy does it take us down a long and winding road before we get to sports. Of course we have to give our takes on the Caitlin Clark nonsense, and the WNBA season before we ask WTF is going on with the NBA Finals. then we end it with a rant about the Tom Brady ret…

We start off joking around about the Boy Scouts of America...we are joking right? Right? Chris is actually watching a superhero show & a cartoon at that? What the hell is going on? Then he tried to convince Kris (for the 2nd time), to watch Baz Luhrmans Romeo & Juliet. Nobody wants to watch that trash. Kris bring up BORG drinking and stupid cocktai…

Chris shares his dream about the Beach Boys and Kris. What does it mean? That Kris has the answer...The Beach Boys suck. That's the only answer. Then we decide if it's too early to worry about the NY Liberty. We preview the rest of the WNBA and get into the NBA playoffs.Af Kris & Chris

Chris breaksdown...the new Pearl Jam album, then praises their best album ever, Vitalogy. Kris agrees as usual. Kris thinks gambling has gone too far when Dave & Buster get involved. We go over and bemoan the NBA playoffs and the inept refs. Do we really care who won the MVP voting (please say no, please). We point out the BS about BS and then prai…

The boys go on another long strange trip, again. Chris needs another Sixers therapy session, but tries to act like he's moved past it. We give all the flowers to the GOAT and the true CP3 - Candice Parker. Kris comes with a smoking hot take who the new Lakers coach is going to be. We finish off this episode by roasting the roast of Tom Brady.…

A little trip to NOLA, some draft day talk, the NBA playoffs and bad hockey nicknames. That's all you need to know. What more could you want?Af Kris & Chris

How long is too long...to linger? We recap the WNBA Draft & then preview the NBA Playoffs. Then say good bye to that POS "juice." Finally it's expired. We're certainly not lingering with this episode.Af Kris & Chris

Chris either has the best April Fools Day prank, or the worst. This podcast might be one long and stupid prank itself. Somehow we end up talking about a Norwegian cooking show. Chris asks, why no crowd surfing at sporting events? Kris has a good answer. Then we focus on the Women's Tournament, but end up once again complaining about refs and the st…

This episode has is all - jacking wheels in Kris's neighborhood. Let's get rid of Idaho, cause they're a bunch of racists pricks. Chris hates Brady's face. Should Caitlin Clark take the bag? And athletes gambling on their own stats. You cool with that? There's just not enough hours the day.Af Kris & Chris

It feels like forever, but we're finally back together. We've got a lot to catch up on. It's March Madness, WTF on the Oscars, which Chris almost watched all of the nominated movies. Good job buddy. Chris went to a Lakers game while Kris went down the Royal rabbit hole There's just not enough time!Af Kris & Chris

You know the old adage, "if it ain't broke don't fix it." Well this episode is literally (and figuratively) the opposite of that. Obviously we're talking about issues at home. And by that I mean, our houses are literally breaking, surely but slowly. We eventually talk some NBA & women's basketball and the dumbasses who are trying to pretend they've…

Of course we review the history of the great Chicago fire, and of course the folklore of it all blames a women and her cow. This country has the worst folklore of all time. Kris shares his vitriol of Knicks broadcaster Alan Hahn. Then spontaneously, the boys decide to do a sudo-oscar preview. Then Kris shares the story of his mom's attempt at doing…

Chris shares a story of getting old, so Kris gets annoyed. They discuss a whole lot of basketball takes. Plus a bold NBA Finals take. They're just trying to get through February like the rest of us, alright man.Af Kris & Chris

There's a lot of love to start this episode cause it's the most loving day of the year. It's also a scam, but whatever I guess. Then they let the hate begin. They blame the "bros" for ruining an taking the fun out of gambling, and force-feeding us stupid parlays. They've also ruined golf, which is the very sport they were being catered to. The one …

We try to rethink NYC fashion week. Super Bowl bets suck now. We pick which drugs we'd want to do with, or without a therapist. Then we do a little NBA trade deadline talk., with Chris going in and after Knicks fans hard. Top wrap it up, Chris has to be convince to pick the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. LETS GO TAYLOR!!!…

Chris loves the "We Are The World" Documentary. He also shares a story about the time he almost shit his pants meeting Daryl Hall. They guys decide to complete the trilogy for the movie Cocoon and bring Steve Guttenberg back into the spotlight. He deserves it. Kris gets worked up over the anti-analytic idiots. Then freaks out about the Storm moves …

They get into a deep dive on the difference between a xylophone and a vibebraphone and the old jazz musician who played one of them. Then Chris shares his wife's deepest darkest secret...it involves Chris Stapleton. Don't worry she made a huge mistake. Concert fashion is discussed, along with Showtimes top 10 shows, rugby documentary and so much mo…

The boys sit at home staring out the window making fun of all the weirdos in the snow. Chris breaks down his fourth root canal. Then they discuss the comeback of psychic hotlines (advertising on the tv). What's next phone sex? A little NBA talk for you fans and then it's off to the NFL divisional round to lose some money.…

These two old-heads discuss the weather and where they want to retire. Which takes them as far as debating which countries they'd want the US to invade purely for the climate. Chris learns the origins of the word chop sticks. It's not good. We say our goodbye to the legend Peaches Carroll and then make their Wild Card Weekend picks. Oh also they ab…

After taking a week off for the holidays, the boys are back and bad mouthing everyones new year resolutions. Kris think we're doing it all wrong to start the year and half-asses a new way to ring in the new year, and not set yourself up for failure. Like an anti-self-help guru. Then they discuss the Knicks trade which is unexciting but actually a g…

Kris is on the West Coast and not quite awake enough for Chris asking who is the top 5 basketball players from Seattle. It takes him a while but he gets there. They breakdown the likability of San Francisco (where Kris was) and then they keep trying to solve the worlds referee crisis. They're getting closer, I think. Then they wrap it up like a ter…

Chris creates a new Christmas playlist - Little Bummer Boy. They try to figure out which song is the worst of all time. Kris picks out a whole genre. Surprisingly, Chris only has one very specific song. They move on to discuss their indifference to Draymond Green's antics, and the Lakers/LeBron having to win the In-season Tournament. Then they figu…

We get into grocery store etiquette and morality. Chris shares his virginity story and how kleptomania might be hereditary? They still hate baseball and actually the biggest takeaway is that baseball hates itself too. Chris has some NBA takes and then they make their week 14 NFL picks.Af Kris & Chris

We try to diagnose Kris (it can't just be gas, can it?). We also try to decide how gross Josh Giddey is (pretty gross), but unfortunately that leads to Kris sharing how he lost his virginity. Chris is dumbfounded by it, some how? Kris says goodbye to an old XXX friend from his childhood (it's not related to his virginity story). Then they pick ever…

Happy Thanksgiving!Af Kris & Chris

There's some bitching & complaining, some rambling, and some grinding some gears. Then we make some some picks on the NFL week 11.Af Kris & Chris

They're all over the place on this one. I couldn't even keep up. Eventually they make some NFL picks.Af Kris & Chris

I think we're back on the Halloween bandwagon. It at least felt more festive than it has in a long while. You know what sucks though? Trying to make Halloween music a thing. Just stop it. We talk traveling to Chicago and if Chris is going to eat any wet beefs while he's there. Then we lament the Harden trade and hopefully the Sixers can make someth…

A not so spooky episode, unless you consider our recap of the NY Liberty performance in game 4 of the WNBA Finals. We also question what the hell is going on with refs and just how they are officiating to start the NBA season. We pay tribute to the baddest mother (shut your mouth)...Richard Rountree. Then we make our NFL week 8 picks. Happy Hallowe…

We don't like lame Halloween decorations, or even too much of it. We also don't like new male head coaches in the WNBA. And we don't like injuries to players in the WNBA Finals. But you know what we do like? Trying to f'ing gambling on all the NFL games each week...even when we suck at it.Af Kris & Chris

This is a no scrubs edition (which probably means we shouldn't be doing a show, but f-off). Some how we travel up to Yonkers and talk about a rap group not too many people have even heard of. Except RJ of course. Chris tries to get into baseball playoffs...it doesn't work. Then he tries to blame the refs for the Liberty's awful finals play, but Kri…

Oh this is grinding of our gears on epic proportions. Kris goes in and off on Contractors, Landlords, Met Life Stadium, & WNBA leadership. Chris fills us in on his Atlantic City/Wu Tang trip. Then they picks week 5 games of the NFL. Kris should really be mad about that.Af Kris & Chris

This one is a bucket full of anger. Kris asks what's up with foyer lingerers? Chris compares Wu Tang to the Statler Brothers (it'll make sense, I think). They discuss stupid spring football mergers and new name. Chris jumps on the Chet Holmgren bandwagon and compares his play style to Breanna Stewart, while butting heads with Kris about A'ja Wilson…

It's a hump day episode so let's get into som conspiracies and chris recommends a nice little wrestling documentary. Of course there is WNBA Playoff talk and then they pick every single game for week 3 of the NFL season.Af Kris & Chris

What do monster truck, peacocks & diner have in common? That's where Chris is spending his vacation. We try to figure out the WNBA playoffs. It's looking a little chalky. Then we make our week 2 picks. It's really all downhill from here.Af Kris & Chris

No one, and I mean no one can waste 20 minutes talking about nothing like these two can. They do end up getting excited for the WNBA playoffs and then pick every single spread for the NFL week 1 games. That's it. That's the show.Af Kris & Chris

We've come to realize that Chris, as a sports fan is completely monogamous and can only love one team at a time. All other teams are dead to him. Kris, on the other hand likes to have multiple part...er um teams. definitely only for sports teams. Obviously they get into the Aces-Liberty game, bringing excitement for the WNBA Playoffs to begin. Then…

Chris calls in while on vacation in uber-bougie Aspen. Must be nice. They work their way through sex scene in movies and the point of strip clubs. This all stems from Kris's most over-rated movie. Moving on to safer topics - they get into sports and NFL throwback jerseys, Kris enjoyed watching baseball again, but with certain conditions. And then K…

Ep. 431 Not For Nothin' Being Nude & Free by Kris & ChrisAf Kris & Chris

Chris starts us off by over-sharing. Then we try a new segment, but get easily sidetracked and distracted within our or words. So we move on to wondering what it's like to get your balls stomped on, on purpose and grind our gear about the open road. We also went to a WNBA game and it was glorious. Kris finishes off the episode by finishing Chris of…

No one talks about nothing like these two guys. You'll just have to give listen. But while you're here, join us in pouring one out for Paul Reubens. Eventually we might talk a little sports Luckily football season is almost here.Af Kris & Chris

It's another episode of the rewatch...er...a...uh...well never mind. Basically this one turns into a movie & actor reviews. Chris has stories from the road - he made friends with an escort. They belatedly celebrate ConAir Day! Yup that's actually a thing. It's HoF season and Kris has a great idea how to us AI and ChatGPT - replace baseball writers/…

Here's the deal. We are able to fill 30+ minutes talking mostly about baseball, while sprinkling in Macklemore, starter jackets, Wham documentaries and if Seattle is a "water" type city. That tells you all you need to know about this episode. Plus we ramble on for another 30.Af Kris & Chris

Chris wants to sing some sea shanties while he's on the coast of Maine. Instead these two debate Lobster vs. Haddock. There's only losers in this discussion. They manage to enjoy some fireworks this fourth, but these two are the real duds. Eventually they get into some WNBA talk, there's no other sports worth getting into now anyway. Then Kris mana…

Chris tries his hand at impressions. He really went all out in trying to do Adam Sandler & Jon Lovitz, huh? Somehow that leads us to kinda ranking old sitcoms (but only with a studio audience...jesus f'ing christ). Fortunately we work our way to a post-NBA Draft review. Boy does Chris hate the Spurs again, huh? Then we end on some WNBA talk as alwa…

Chris honor Juneteenth by doing what ever other white person does, golfing! Kris reviews a documentary about Gordon Lightfoot - what is this NPR? Chris goes to a Mets game, but we're still not sure if he enjoyed the whole experience. The positive was Pride Night and Cracker Jills (cause they have no nuts, get it). But the down side was baseball, th…

What would a Not For Nothin' game show be like? We think we nailed the answer. Chris starts talking about how coaches dress, which leads them to somehow going down a very inappropriate conversation involving Dairy Queen and Butterfingers. Yikes. Then Chris really gets weird talking about a movie called Tiptoes. He doesn't do a good job of selling i…