Get ready to laugh your face off with Sneeze with James Whittingham, the latest comedy podcast from veteran Canadian comic, TV actor, writer, and film star James Whittingham. Known for his dark, absurdist humor, James brings a whole new level of hilarity as he co-hosts this wild ride with his AI-assisted sketch characters, original songs, and yes, even his talking penis, Pepe. Despite his “maturing” physique and sagging breasts, James’s inner comic child is fully in charge, delivering gut-bu ...
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James shares an unexpected discovery—there’s another James Whittingham out there, and this one’s a high school baseball player from Georgia! Join James and Pepe as they dive into a comedic exploration of identity confusion, rivalry with a teenage third baseman, and how to reclaim the spotlight. They chat about everything from online algorithms to t…
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In this wildly unpredictable episode, James and Pepe tackle everything from creative roadblocks to the bizarre world of cube-shaped poop. James reflects on the emotional walls he's built up over time, and Pepe—armed with his quirky wisdom—offers up unconventional solutions. From ice-pick metaphors to wombat-inspired architecture, the conversation t…
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Sparky the Cowdog Sells His Organs for Meth
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James shares his chaotic Alberta wedding experience, where the power outage turned a perfectly planned event into a spontaneous night of stargazing. He delves into Alberta's weirdness, from bizarre cars with towering tailpipes to highways filled with cowboys and cowgirls herding cows. But it doesn't stop there — James and Pepe take a dive into some…
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After hearing his cloned voice, he noticed that all the pain and trama was stripped away. This made James wonder what life would have been like without the baggage of every bad thing that has ever happened to him. Co-hosted by Pepe. And exploration of genertative A.I. in creativity. Written and performed by James Whittingham. Song lyrics by James W…
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In this hilariously offbeat episode of *Sneeze with James Whittingham*, James and his trusty sidekick Pepe dive into the bizarre and unexpected events that make life interesting. From explosive neighborhood dramas to outlandish beauty trends, this episode is packed with the kind of weird and wonderful stories that only James could find. **Episode H…
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In this hilariously chaotic episode of Sneeze, James Whittingham tackles everything from questionable weight loss drugs to the Olympics, and the bizarre nature of human anatomy. With his signature irreverence, James dives into: Ozempic Madness: A wild discussion on Ozempic, complete with outrageous side effects like growing a second penis. This seg…
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Olympic Diarrhea and How My Brutal First Grade Crush
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In this hilariously chaotic episode 55, join James Wittingham and his (talking) penis, Pepe, as they dive into the bizarre and side-splitting world of hidden junk food and unexpected Olympic challenges. James shares a candid and uproarious tale about his family's sneaky attempts to hide junk food from him, leading to a desperate and comical hunt fo…
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Get ready to laugh as we dramatize the thrilling and hilarious adventure of a 14-year-old James sneaking cookies from the kitchen in the dead of night, navigating creaky floors and the ever-watchful eye of his mom. It's a mission impossible with a twist—gas pains and all! Next, we dive into this week's news quiz where contestants hilariously stumbl…
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James faces death in the form of the delicious, 750 calorie hot Costco cookie. In this hilariously absurd episode of SNEEZE, James recounts his miraculous escape from Covid and his newfound obsession with bat cuisine. The culinary adventure takes a wild turn as James experiments with BAT in every dish imaginable, from bat lasagna to bat ice cream. …
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Welcome back to another episode of the Sneeze Podcast, where nothing is off-limits and everything is up for a laugh! In this episode, we dive into the bizarre and comical world of Steve the Robot, explore some of James's wild teenage escapades, and much more. Episode Highlights: Steve the Robot's Plight: Listeners, please stop writing us letters ab…
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In this hilariously offbeat episode, James Whittingham delves into a mix of comedy monologues, eccentric songs, and absurd news stories. Prepare yourself for a wild ride as James's comedic genius shines through AI-generated bits, personal anecdotes, and unique musical interludes. AI wrote this. Song lyrics by James. **1. Cold Open** - James Whittin…
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James stepped on an ant. The butterfly effect is in effect. Man impaled by iron rod through the taint. Woman's nipple falls off. A salute to the railroad caboose. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter Ja…
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The penile system that got the former president convicted is the subject of this week's pod. The mystery of the old couple leaving my medical clinic. Embarrassed to pee in Japan. Toddler Fight Club. In the spirit of JamesPod. Please rate this show on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more ep…
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Writing a Personalized Workout Song for Self-Motivation
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James checks in after a winter of silence. Why not write myself a personalized workout song for the gym? We spin the wheel and learn about a boy with black urine. The worst urine story yet! Plus the word for bad breath is unpronouncable! Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! h…
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Lyrics by James. AI music and vocals.Af James Whittingham
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Spooky.Af James Whittingham
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Should you find your biological father and what is the ideal uterus? One that picks and chooses the best genes from multiple sexual partners. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouT…
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Nothing.Af James Whittingham
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Man Kisses Teenaged Girl; Horrors of Boise Ida-HO
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My husband made out with a teenaged underaged girl at a party, what should I do? James has the answer. Plus Boise, Idaho has some weird laws. sneezeshow@gmail.com This is our wheel for this week's shows: Urine Geography Advice SNEEZE! End the Podcast Opinion Advice Phobias Disease AdviceAf James Whittingham
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Re-Advice: Ronald Reagan and the Porn Star
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Agnes joins James as he gives blunt advice to people who write to advice columnists. Then Ronald Reagan briefly comes back from the dead to find out what a podcast is. Also, James is on Ozempic and CPAP.Af James Whittingham
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37. The Mystery Bag of Ashes by My Bathroom Garbage
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James is tormented by his wife leaving a bag of ashes by the bathroom garbage. She can't get rid of it because she doesn't know who it is. Also, people with books in their bathrooms don't make any sense to James. And headlines involving semen sniffing dogs and disputes over urine. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes!…
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Exorcism at the Bible Camp / Testicular Massage / Urine Drinking for Health
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News story on Bible camp leader performing an excorcism makes me think I heard this story before at a script table read. Dude in Colorado thinks he's healthy by drinking and even soaking his own eyeballs in his urine. Transcript: Announcer: SNEEZE! With James Whittingham. james: Just had a few sour cream and onion Pringles. They were hidden in the …
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35. Dominatrix Fantasy: Liz Cheney
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Liz Cheney sees through me. She knows every bad thing I've done. Christian Klenow sends voice feedback encouraging James to get back behind the microphone. My links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us sneezeshow@gmail.com Transcript of this episode: Voicemail: Hi, James. I…
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34. Will Smith Oscar Slap/Assault - I can't look at him anymore
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James was triggered by the slap heard around the world at the Oscars. Plus James answers questions until you get to know him. I'm on youtube and twitter. sneezeshow@gmail.com All links James: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us sneezeshow@gmail.com Transcript of this episod…
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33. I'm Going to Eliminate Vladimir Putin for his Invasion of Ukraine
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How James plans to 'get rid of' 'The Russian Perogie' due to his war on Ukraine. All links James: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us sneezeshow@gmail.com Transcript of this episode: Obese man on obese world Obesity Day 2022 Drinking a Diet Pepsi because he can't drink wate…
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32. What if Crazy People Get to Space?
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Tired of the crazy fringe. Trucker convoys, conspiracy theories, and absolutely insane accusation of a false flag. Covid restrictions. A brief update from James.Af James Whittingham
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31. Two Weeks With Peter Bogdanovich in 1998
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A shy comic performer who had just got on to national television runs is broke and takes a job as a personal assistant to one of Hollywood's most infamous directors, Peter Bogdanovich. You're truly spent two intimate weeks with Bodanovich and took he, his then wife, Louise Stratten, her mother and a relative to Niagara Falls in the middle of cuttin…
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30. Fear, Elation and Guilt Five Feet Up My Ass
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Being a noted hypochondriac of course I thought I was dying when they ordered a 5 foot scope up my ass. The story, fear and elation as James gets a colonoscopy at the General Hospital in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.Af James Whittingham
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29. The Beatles Get Back Fulfills My First Wish in Heaven
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Before today, if I showed up in Heaven, the first thing I'd ask is to be a fly on the wall during a Beatles record production. Thanks to Peter Jackson, that wish has been fulfilled on Earth and is airing on Disney Plus. The Beatles were the soundtrack to my earliest memories. How they achieved such greatness mystified me my whole life. But I am now…
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28. Rittenhouse Verdict, Racists, Failing My Colon Screening
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James screams about racism, racist relatives, the Rittenhouse verdict, and failing his colon screening test assuming once again death is near. It's not. IF YOU ARE A RACIST stop listening to me now. Unsubscribe from everything I do. Obama's election made us pat ourselves on the back and too many of assumed we were post racism. Then, like powering o…
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27. The Secret of Getting the Most Candy on Halloween
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James takes his 13 year old fishnet-wearing daughter trick or treating only to find sympathy for her being alone got her more candy. But when he rummages through her candy he finds the choices are boring and few. If someone with a time machine stopped Halloween from getting invented, James' pants would fall to the floor. Asshole Mark Zuckerberg wan…
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26. Whittingham Psychiatric Hospital on Halloween
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Every other white person has a family castle in the U.K. Not the Whittinghams. Odd phobias like fear of small holes! A sex toy to hide your valuables. Not those valuables! James speculates that the abandoned Whittingham Psychiatric Hospital in Great Britain is haunted and perhaps your host is a serial killer. Movie idea for Trinidadian-Canadian dir…
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25. The Queen Not on My Money, Stewardess Porn, NYC Rats
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There's a rat urine disease in New York City that's killing people. As if we didn't have enough problems. The Queen is near death and James can't take the idea of even more change, like the Queen not being on money. She's always been on money. Now we have everything wrong with the world and our money will look different. Tooooo much change! James i…
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24. Eating off the Seniors' Menu: Middle Age Sucks. It hurts when I bend.
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James discovers there's such a thing as a 55 plus seniors living complex, right after turning 55. He ponders why people his age would need their own middle-aged home. Denny's seniors' menu, BTS obsession, returning to the gym, combining a cat and a dog to make a super pet. All links James: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @…
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23. Horse Worm Mania! And do Vegetables Feel Pain?
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James returns with nipples you could eat off of and is ready to talk horse dewormer, Norm Macdonald, obituaries, getting back to the gym and how each hot dogs you eat can take 36 minutes off your life. Plus: Do vegetables feel pain? Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https:…
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22. Alexa Woke Me Up to Review a Chocolate Bar
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Is the pandemic over? James gains weight due to the lockdown. He vaxes his family at great lengths and almost gets exposed. Then he goes to an anti-lockdown rally to listen in to the lunatics and bigots. A local YouTuber details cars and people get off on watching a good-looking man clean. How to tell if someone is on steroids. James can't figure o…
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21. The Joys and Eroticism of Cotton Pillow Cases; The Impossible Whopper
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No prep, James just starts talking! Cotton pillow cases, broken bidet, covid vaccine, Victor Lam story, congrats to Lowell Dean on getting the prick, the Impossible Whopper, pandemic malaise. Nothing fancy today, just James talking. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https:…
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20. WolfCop Star Victor Lam Guests and James is Constipated on his Bidet
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James thinks he will get the vaccine soon but his unusual friend Victor Lam (star of "WolfCop" and "Another WolfCop"), who joins him on the show, has already had it! Victor hesitated first. We'll find out why. Plus James is constipated and has to explain what a bidet is to Victor. Then we spin the wheel to create conversation topics just like the o…
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19. It's a Good Time to Be a Vampire During a Pandemic
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The Weeknd's Super Bowl half time show was a big success for James so screw you. But he spent 7% of his own bank account to make it happen because Pepsi was being cheap assholes. A brief overview of the past Super Bowl half time shows including the first one that featured The Three Stooges in 1967. James thinks the crowd of 25 thousand at the game …
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18. Stealing the Vaccine from Old People and Gravity is Increasing
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James thinks he can sneak into a elderly care home and steal the Covid-19 vaccine from getting injected into an old person. Gravity is increasing. Introducing a now-defunct experimental podcast format from James Whittingham that involves storytelling. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online vo…
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17. SANTA 2020: James Saves Christmas and Learns to Care
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Santa is battered by 2020 and Christmas needs to be saved! A highly-personal interview with Santa Claus on how the pandemic has affected him personally and his operations at the North Pole. It's so bad he insists on retiring and cancelling Christmas. He's even looking at converting to Judaism. Topics touched on include elves, Mrs. Claus, infidelity…
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2020 (Part 2) Facing My Covid Fears
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Follow me on Twitter @SneezeShow ! James remains holed up during a winter storm while Death relentlessly knocks on his door. Covid is everywhere and coming for James at any minute. James thinks about the Israeli Space minister saying aliens exist and are meeting with Americans on Mars. He would really feel hurt if aliens did exist and he's never go…
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A Tour and Actual Demonstration of My Bidet
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Celebrating the Canadian National Day of Podcasting, James reflects on his old podcast, JamesPod and then, in the spirit of that old show, does an audio demonstration of how to use a bidet. Featuring a homage to voice over actor Jay Robertson, The Canadian Podcast Buffet with Mark Blevis and the late Bob Goyetche. Bidet tip: Use warm water but not …
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2020 has been our Covid year from hell and James continues to be unstable. The Utah Monolith and Denmark minks coming back from the dead seal the deal on this godawful year. 50 million Americans think the U.S. election was stolen but they're not in the streets protesting like they are in Belarus. Why? Because they don't really believe it. They choo…
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Comic James Whittingham stopped podcasting during the pandemic but now he's back to fill you in on everything he did during the summer. His daughter became feral. She it took months and hundreds of dollars to unmatte her hair before school. James lists the things that don't work on his body since he's getting old. Mark auditioned to be side-kick on…
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James has had it with the pandemic. The solution? A no holds barred ANGRY rant about everything Covid life gave us. I've so had it with everything! I can't even feel like I should do a podcast! Fuck book shelves Fuck the Republican Party fuck birthday parties fuck choirs fuck spittle Fuck Pollution Fuck walmart fuck amazon fuck Halloween candy fuck…
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James Turns 40 Live: A JamesPod Throwback to 2006
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In 2006 I was podcasting live on the moment I said goodbye to my thirties and turned 40. This is my most requested episode all these years later. Due to music rights, only part of the episode can be presented. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sne…
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James Shakes the Covid Blues with Some Friends
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After not podcasting for 100 days, James invites his friends on the show to talk it out about Covid and quarantine life. We also go deep into working at home, missing not being alone, and racism in Saskatchewan and around the world. It's a departure from my usual show but stick with me. I'll be back next week with an all-new comedy podcast episode.…
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Will snorting pepper cure Covid-19? James attempts to find out.Af James Whittingham
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