Gobble Gobble Motherf***ers. It's a Thanksgiving celebration as Patrick decides to have a lovely Friendsgiving dinner...and Dustin decides to crash it and make everyone watch Thankskilling 3. It's got puppets, songs, Star Wars connections, and the Ur-puppet in an episode that is guaranteed to be slightly less unhinged than your family's Thanksgivin…

Zog zig zog Ziggy Ziggy zog. Get ready to dance and uncover the unexpected in our latest podcast episode! We're diving deep into Disney's Zombies 3, a film where zombies, werewolves, and aliens come together in a chaotic high school musical. Join us as we explore the dance battles, the catchy tunes, and the many nods to Saved By The Bell. Whether y…

Have you ever wondered what a were-kangaroo might look like? If so, you're in for a treat with "The Howling III: The Marsupials." 🔑 Episode Keywords Werewolf, Marsupials, The Howling, Horror Comedy, Philippe Mora, Tasmanian Tiger, Cold War, Werewolf Transformation, Australian Cinema, Cult Classic, Nuns On The Run, Russian Ballerina, Halloween Seaso…

Prepare for an undead adventure as we dive into the chaotic world of Italian zombie cinema in this week's episode of the Found on Shelf podcast. Join hosts Patrick and Dustin as they navigate the bizarre and convoluted history of the "Zombie" film series, specifically focusing on the infamous "Zombi 3" and "Zombie 4: After Death." These films, know…

Have you ever watched a movie that feels like a video game? If not, "Hotel Inferno 3: Castle of Screams" might be your first foray into this unique cinematic experience. In our latest podcast episode, we dive into this bizarre horror film that blurs the lines between traditional storytelling and first-person shooter games. "Hotel Inferno 3" is the …

Welcome to the world of the unexpected where movies defy norms and leave you questioning your sanity. In the latest episode of our podcast, we delve into the realm of extreme cinema and Hong Kong action comedies, exploring films that are as bizarre as they are unforgettable. We kick off with a tale from a rental store, where a mysterious video appe…

This week, we're bringing you a spine-chilling episode perfect for your Halloween season! Join us as we explore "Jack in the Box Rises," a new indie horror film that brings a fresh take on demon summoning and cursed artifacts. Directed by Lawrence Fowler, this movie is the third installment in the Jack in the Box series and promises to keep you on …

This week, we're taking you on a nostalgic trip back to the 90s with our latest podcast episode on 'Cyborg Cop 3'. Get ready for outrageous action scenes, hilarious dialogue, and a plot that defies all logic. Join us as we dissect this direct-to-video gem, explore the fascinating backstories of its cast, and even pitch some ideas for how the movie …

This week we take a trip to the strange world of Coffin Joe and see how this franchise 40 years in the making concludes. Trigger warnings for absolutely everything. 'Embodiment of Evil' serves as the conclusion to the Coffin Joe trilogy, but it is also the seventh film to feature the character. The plot follows Coffin Joe as he is released from pri…

This week, we're diving into the hilariously absurd world of "Death Toilet 3: Doody Calls." Join us as we break down this indie horror-comedy that features demonic toilets, guerrilla filmmaking, and some of the most laughable special effects you'll ever see. From its roots in the Southern California punk rock scene to its surprisingly coherent cont…

Dinosaurs, Saw, Reality TV, Sunglasses for people with no ears and a Two Girls One Cup parody, this episode has it all. Come check out a world where dinosaurs are brought back to life just to torture people for the rich elite's entertainment. It's Dinosaur Hotel 3!✍️ Episode ReferencesShark Week[https://www.discovery.com/shark-week]Simply the Best …

It's Christmas in July, and we've got special guests! Did you know Christmas With Cookie had a part 3? Well, we had to talk about it. Joining us on the episode is the star of the movie, Alan Maxson, and the director, Shawn Schminke. Also popping in is Head Videovore and editor-in-chief of Lunchmeat VHS, Josh Schafer, to talk all things VHS, includi…

What do you say I take you home and watch I Love Lucy? In celebration of Shark Week 2024, we found a part 3 shark movie to watch, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon! Discover the behind-the-scenes stories, including John Barrowman's improvised lines and the director's unique background in adult films. From American Hero Chuck Rampart to stories of guys whip…

If you're a fan of cult classics and bizarre horror comedies, then our latest podcast episode is just what you need. We dive deep into the twisted world of "Basket Case 3," directed by the legendary Frank Henenlotter. This film is a wild ride from start to finish, filled with mutant babies, dark humor, and the kind of practical effects that make yo…

Brace yourselves, listeners, as 'Found on Shelf' dives into the bewildering chaos of 'Fred 3: Camp Fred'. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin, joined by Dustin's daughter Lyra, navigate the perplexing landscape of Fred Figglehorn's summer camp misadventures. With a voice that could shatter glass and a plot that defies all logic, this Nickelod…

Summer is just around the corner, time to get the kids ready for camp! This week, Patrick and Dustin are joined by the delightful Cammy as they unpack the chaotic fun of 'Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland.' Dive into the bizarre world where Angela Baker, the notorious camp slasher, returns with her unique brand of camp counseling. From outrageo…

Descend into the peculiar world of 'Josh Kirby: Time Warrior! Part 3 - Trapped in Toy World' with the 'Found on Shelf' crew as they dissect the bizarre fabric of this Moonbeam Entertainment misadventure. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin, along with their freshly resurrected guests Gabe and Casey from the Glass Half Full Moon podcast, navig…

From the shadowy corners of Hollywood's forgotten reels, 'Found on Shelf' uncovers the bewildering world of 'Angel III: The Final Chapter.' Join Patrick, Dustin, and our intrepid guest Chris as they navigate the neon-lit labyrinth of this 80s sequel, where high school honor students moonlight as streetwalkers and the line between justice and vengea…

What do the Menendez Brothers, a drug addicted boxer, Captain Power and Prom have in common? Step into the eerie corridors of Hamilton High as 'Found on Shelf' plunges into the spectral chaos of 'Prom Night III: The Last Kiss'. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin unravel the perplexing afterlife of Mary Lou Maloney, who refuses to let death c…

Does a solar eclipse mean the end of times?!?! Welcome to the world of 'Apocalypse III: Tribulation,' the focus of our latest podcast episode at Found on Shelf. This isn't just any movie discussion; it's a deep dive into the fringes of Christian cinema, where faith meets the apocalyptic in ways you never imagined. Together with our special guest, S…

Monster Babies on an island sounds like a great concept, right? But what happens when you spend more time in a courtroom than you do on the actual island? Or if someone decides that "hey, monster babies have accelerated growth". We continue our journey into part 3 movies with Larry Cohen's "It's Alive III: Island of the Alive" staring Michael Moria…

Unearth the secrets of the video store aisles as 'Found On Shelf' returns for another electrifying episode. This week, hosts Patrick and Dustin dust off the VHS case of 'Ninja III: The Domination', a film that defies all expectations with its supernatural spin on the ninja genre. When an evil ninja's spirit seeks vengeance through the body of an un…

Unravel the threads of time as hosts Patrick and Dustin tackle the enigmatic and perplexing world of direct-to-video sequels in their latest episode. This time, they're discussing the bewildering 'Nemesis 3: Time Lapse' – a film that defies the very fabric of narrative structure. With a plot that zigzags through a maze of flashbacks, recycled foota…

Dive headfirst into the bizarre world of the FP franchise with the latest episode of 'Found On Shelf'. Patrick and Dustin embark on a bewildering journey through the third installment, 'FP 3: Escape from Bako'. This time, the series takes an inexplicable turn, leaving the dance-fight roots for a perplexing sci-fi adventure complete with green scree…

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Step into the video store of the past with 'Found On Shelf' as hosts Patrick and Dustin rewind through a year of cinematic exploration. From uncovering hidden gems to dissecting notorious flops, this year-end special promises a journey through the annals of film history that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining. Tune in and discover why every m…

Get ready to deck your halls with Raccoon Penises - Patrick and Dustin are back with another holiday special, this time discussing the weird Christmas "classic" Killer Raccoons Two: Dark Christmas in the Dark. Dustin dives deep into all the details on this direct-to-DVD spoof of Under Siege Two, from the absurd plot involving raccoon-operated space…

Meet Robo Saint Nick in the holiday slasher, Christmas Bloody Christmas! When an animatronic Santa decoration goes haywire, he embarks on a brutal killing spree, slaughtering people in creatively gruesome ways. It's a great movie for horror fans looking for some seasonal scares and over-the-top holiday carnage. Check it out if you're looking for so…

Happy Krampusnacht! Today we're taking a look at some Krampus movies, we're getting some help from the fine folks at Glass Half Full Moon as we dig through not just one, but THREE Krampus movies. The incoherent mess that is Krampus Unleashed, the Rob Zombie rip-off Krampus the Devil Returns, and the utterly bizarre Sister Krampus 🔑 Episode Keywords…

Black Roses brings together heavy metal and demonic possession for a wholly unique horror cocktail. Patrick and Dustin have a killer time dissecting this offbeat 80s flick about a band of literal monsters intent on corrupting a small town's youth. Tune in for their hilarious commentary on every outrageous moment, from exploding kids to the local te…

Welcome back to Rocksgiving, our musical movie month of November. Join Dustin and Patrick for recap of the bonkers 1980 musical fantasy Xanadu. We try to make sense of the kooky plot involving a muse bringing inspiration to frustrated artist Sonny, who dreams of opening a glitzy nightclub. Packed with big stars, flashy musical numbers, and plenty o…

When hosts Dustin and Patrick suggest to their guest Satan that he was involved in the creation of the infamously unwatchable 1989 cult classic "Things," Satan vehemently denies it. Nevertheless, they decide to experience "Things" together. What follows is a descent into hysterical laughter and outright rage as they attempt to analyze the incompreh…

Thanks to Patrick, Dustin is now a Zombie and what better way to celebrate a Zombie Podcast than watching a Zombie movie, Redneck Zombies! Stay tuned for this comprehensive dissection of a unique piece of cult cinema, where zombies, moonshine, and hillbillies intertwine for a hilarious yet horrifying ride.…

After being brought back from the dead by an evil video store clerk (its a lot, go listen to the previous episode) Patrick rejoins us in the flesh...well, the undead flesh at least. In this episode, we take a deep dive into the 1993 comedy, My Boyfriend's Back. This underrated gem tells the hilariously unconventional tale of a teenage zombie, Johnn…

Well, Patrick's dead but the show must go on, looks like Dustin needs to find a new co-host. We celebrate our 50th episode by watching a movie that's 50 years old! The bizarre and confusing 1973 low-budget British film "Horror Hospital" which involves brain experiments, zombies and a doctor who may be a melted monster.…

Halloween starts now! In this special, in-person episode, your hosts Patrick and Dustin dare to explore a mysterious film that literally showed up on Patrick's doorstep - "Cthulhu Mansion." Despite its title, promising Lovecraftian horror straight "from the mind of H.P. Lovecraft," the film betrays expectations by lack of any actual Lovecraftian el…

Naked Space, The Creature Wasn't Nice, Spaceship...a movie known by several names, but not known by many people. Dustin talks about Milf Manor and introduces Patrick to a movie he found in a $5 bin many years ago, except now we've got a copy of the original directors cut to compare it to. Leslie Nielsen, Cindy Williams, and Gerrit Graham star in th…

Funky Forest: First Contact, aka Naisu no mori: The First Contact. I don't even know how to describe this episode or this movie, but we try our best. It's just insane, go watch it and listen to us discover more information to try and make sense of the whole thing.

As we wind down summer it's time we learn some fun facts about mosquitos, or perhaps their most annoying counterpart the Mosquito Man...or is it Mansquito? This made for Syfy channel, monster movie couldn't decide on a name, yet somehow decided to make Corin Nemec a tough police officer.

Patrick takes us on a trip to his childhood as we explore R.I.O.T. The Righteous Invasion Of Truth from Carman, the Christian propaga...I mean film that is really a series of music videos with a horrible "story" as a wrap around, but we had to sit through watching it and now you have to sit through listening to us talk about it.…

We have a special bonus episode of Found on Shelf for you today. We're interviewing The crew from the new 2023 indie sci-fi film Alien Planet. Joining us today is: Writer/Director/Cookie - Alan Maxon Camera Operator/Producer/Poster Designer - Kailey Portsmouth Assistant Director/Producer/ADR supervisor - Jessica Blue Owner of Illusion Industries - …

In celebration of summer camping in the woods, we're taking a trip back to 1996 and checking out our first Chuck Norris film, the family friendly movie Forest Warrior. Kids setting up Home Alone style traps trying to save the forest from an evil lumberjack company with terrible dance moves while the legendary shapeshifter, who is also a master if N…

In honor of Shark week we're watching....Repligator? A 1998 movie about the Army testing out a new device that ends up turning male soldiers into females with rampant nymphomania that turn into alligators when they have an orgasm. Yes, this is a real movie.

Happy Fourth of July, and what better way to celebrate the 4th than watching the 4th installment of a film series! Taking us where all sci-fi/horror franchises go to die before they get rebooted....SPACE! This time it's Critters 4, join us as we check off every single sci-fi movie trope known to man.…

New York Ninja was a fantastic representation of the passion and dedication someone can put into restoring an unfinished movie 37 years after it was filmed. Grizzly 2 is also a movie restored 37 years later....enjoy

If you've ever wondered what the Hunchback of Notre Dame would be like if it took place in a late 1980s west coast college we have an attempt at an answer, but more importantly we answer the age old question..."Can you fuck Bob?". Ladies and Gentlemen this is Big Man on Campus

Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee...Patrick picks the only movie we've ever watched that shows a blow up doll getting destroyed by a rocket launcher. Folks, we're watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii

In memory of Albert Pyun we take a look at the 1995 film Spitfire. It's Gymkata meets James Bond and features Tim Thomerson in a terrible wig...

Today we learn that one of us has never seen The Room and we quickly fix that. We bring in a special guest to help us navigate the terrible script, the plot points that go nowhere, the acting that sounds like two AI talking to each other and try to figure out if anyone in this movie is actually human.…

Happy Easter everyone, we're talking about potatoes...I mean movies, a movie that started out it's life being called "Easter Sunday", even though only 2 minutes of this film has anything to do with Easter. The Being is a low-budget creature feature that tells the story of a small town in Idaho that is terrorized by a mutated creature. There are mov…