Send us a text Who's the floppiest of them all? Tune in to find out as Justin and Cassandra investigate the flop energy of the upcoming live-action Snow White remake and all the flops that led us to this point. Additionally, the flop stars discuss: Gwen Stefani going full MAGA Nobody wanting to fund Hanya Yanagihara's A Little Life adaptation Lizzo…

Send us a text Hi beautiful Floptarts, We're back this week with another one for you. In this episode, we've got: - Tate McRae's new album release - Gaga ending nachos as a phrase - Cynthia Erivo x Cécred hair care - Jenifer Garner not taking back Ben Affleck - King Charles starting a podcast with Apple Music - Kristin Davis dating Alec Baldwin for…

Send us a text Happy Friday, Flop Divas! We're coming to you again with a new episode full of all the flops you need to know about this week, including: The concept of Karla Sofia Gascon STILL attending the Oscars Andrew Scott Kidney Stone Reveal Mother of Foo Fighter's Secret Love Child Reveal Patrick Schwarzenegger's Nepotism Woes Meghan Markle's…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, This week we go long on SNL50 and the chaotic Lorne Michaels biography email thread that kicked off the whole weekend. Plus: society continues to flop all around us as Sheryl Crow sells her Tesla, Captain America's Brave New Floppy Slop premieres to chillingly high box office numbers, and the TikTok brainrot crowd chee…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, On this week's episode, we go long on the Super Bowl and her many pre and half time shows, plus: Ed Sheeran in India, Gracie Abrams in Cosmo, Die With A Smile on the streaming charts, board shorts in purgatory, gays in the log cabin, and all the trailers and ads we hated during the Oscars of football. GO BIRDS! xoxo Ju…

Send us a text Hi Flop tarts, Despite the Grammys doing the thing (entertaining us), we dug deep to unearth the flops hidden in the cracks. Other featured topics include: Blue Man Group ending their 34 year run on Broadway Skinny Jeans *allegedly* being *back* (they never left, babe) DeepSeek overview Created, reportedly, with a fraction of the res…

Send us a text Back in Flop Soup HQ for another episode! Justin returns to join Cassandra in unpacking another gorgeous docket of flops, including: Jewel performing at the Make America Health Again Ball? Too many movies about Monkeys A potential cast for the Britney Spears biopic Dora Jar vs. a Change.org petition FBI:CIA ?? Corporations rolling ba…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, Hope your new years are off to a great start :) This week, Producer David joins us to chat through the rise of sad beige mom aesthetic, the fall of Carrie Underwood, how David confused Dungeons and Dragons with a Cop Movie, and the ultimate flop: Zuckerberg declaring a war against wokeness and deeming feminine energy i…

Send us a text Hi Divas, We're just not feeling this one, and by this one we mean: the year 2025. She started off floppy this week and we have all the gory details. Come for our flop apology to Blake Lively (but NOT her hair product), and stay for our detailed takedown of that weird graphic thing they did to point out nominees in the crowd at the G…

Send us a text HAPPY FLOPIDAYS!!! This week we're coming to you with a special holiday episode featuring our beautiful recurring Ins & Outs list for 2025, as well as the inaugural FLOPPY AWARDS (or the Floppys for short), where we go through and hand out awards to the most memorable flops of the year. Thanks for listening this year, sweet flop tart…

Send us a text This week we unpack sequel culture, because there were just too many damn sequels announced this week. We also reflect on all the sequels that just came out this year and the list? Will horrify you. Also discussed: Did Barbara Streisand shade Gracie Abrams? More drone drama Justin Timberlake's bulge flop Who can lawyer up and with wh…

Send us a text Hi Queens, Did you miss us? We're SO back this week after a long hiatus. Check out Flop Soup's Patreon if you want extra content to help with your withdrawal. This week, we bring you a backlog of flops, including: -The Assassin -Gwen Stefani putting the CHRIST back in Christian TradWife - Duct Tape Banana selling for 6.2 million doll…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, This week on Flop Soup, we're asking: was Charli XCX good on SNL? Is big purse my friend? And is Domingo an icon? Plus: Spirit Airlines asks "can I borrow $20?", we declare we're NOT a piss podcast, and we can't help but wonder: how many celebrity look-alike competitions is TOO many celebrity look-alike competitions? L…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, We are so back (after being so over) with a new episode this week. We're talking about it all: the joys of democracy, the pitfalls of democracy, who you should wish a happy Veteran's day, and so much more. Plus: should you be allowed to pee in the pit? Are the actors on Outer Banks being #unprofesh? And WHAT will the W…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, Happy Halloween! In this week's spooktacular, we give you some of our creepiest flops yet, including: How We're Flopping - Cassandra's Husband Ben loses the Timothee Chalamet Look-Alike Contest Quick Flops - Lilly Allen Feet Pics, David Harbour Supports - Stevie Nicks Shading Katy Perry - Helen Mirren Mourns Kurt Cobai…

Send us a text Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Cynthia Erivo's instagram rant from this week which we are dissecting and analyzing this week! In addition to the Wicked Movie's press tour, we're talking about all the flops you need to know this week, including: Chicken Shop Date Culture Lea Michele still not beating the illitera…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, We're coming out with a full flop-a-thon this week, starting with Travis Kelce announcing ON [HIS] POD that Taylor Swift has introduced him to Indian Food, and not stopping until we get all the way into why college students kind of can't finish a whole book these days. And if you're so young and you CAN read? DM us we …

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, We're so back this week! Did you miss us? Today we go deep on Joker: Folie a Deux and all the reasons why you should avoid it at all costs (btw SPOILERS) and what makes it a full-blown flop. Other topics we cover INCLUDE: Kamala on Call Her Daddy, Cheryl Hines on her marriage to RFK Jr, Maggie Smith's post-mortem doppe…

Send us a text Happy Friday, Flop Tarts! We are coming to you with all the flops you need to be aware of this week, as per usual! This week, we try to understand what's going on over on team Janet Jackson in the wake of her recent comments on Kamala Harris. Also, is Moo Deng the pygmy hippo the new Chappell Roan? Oh and by the way, they're trying t…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, This week we're digging into the meaning of dance, the length of books, Justin Timberlake's guilty plea, floppy turmoil at beloved Pixar studios, and the floppy little details of Nicole Kidman's post Big Little Lies television career. A flop-filled festival just for you! xoxo Justin, Cassandra, & David Show Notes Quick…

Send us a text Hi Floptarts, We're so back on main this week with all the hot juicy flops you've been craving. Didn't think Katy Perry could flop any further? It's Never Really Over. Did you want more podcasts from people who don't need a platform? Pod can't save all of America. Reminder that we officially launched our Patreon last week! Please con…

Send us a text WE HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, FLOP STARS!! Though there is no new main feed episode out this week, we are excited to announce that we have officially launched our Patreon! This will be an extension of the Flop Soup universe where we're bringing you gorgeous beautiful bonus flops and thoughts! It's the same Flop Soup vibes that you know a…

Send us a text Hi Flops, We are back back back again with another gorgeous episode containing all the flops you need to know about this week! Quick Flops: Kyrsten Sinema is entering instagram giveaways during the DNC (twitter link, may expire) Katy Perry is doing it for the MALE GAYS (get it) at Evita in WeHo Francis Ford Floppola up to no good (ag…

Send us a text HEY FLOPTARTS we're back with another episode full of everything that was flopping alongside you this week! In this week's episode, we get "demure" for the last time before we all put that word to REST. We also explore Spanx founder Sara Blakely's follow-up to her iconic body-oppressing garment, SNEEX! Also, would JLo and Ben Affleck…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts! We are so back with an action packed hour and ten minute episode full to the brim with flops. We're talking everything from the MTV VMAs being rescheduled to 9/11 to Tom Daley's floppy pivot into knitting. Plus: we saw TRAP & we WON'T be seeing It Ends With Us after unpacking all this messy casting drama. The flop star…

Send us a text Hi Floptarts, Have you been watching the Olympics? Did we enjoy France's beautiful gender reveal along the Seine? Should we invite Bella Hadid? The real star (or flop star) was -- and we hate to say it -- Lady Gaga :( But don't worry, compared to some of the other flops we have for you this week Mother Monster doesn't flop that hard:…

Send us a text Cassandra and Justin are flopsplaying (cosplaying as a flop) this week as CNN hosts covering the official end of the Biden campaign for the presidency, and the rise of KAMALA'S BRAT ERA (apparently???). Of course there are many other things flopping about the world this week, including (but not limited to), the phone that's also a va…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, Our beloved Justin is out of town for work this week (*gasp*) so Producer David steps in with Cassandra to cover one of the floppiest weeks in our nation's history: New York City can't stop paying McKinsey to tell them trash cans were a good invention, we can't stop listening to an AI country song about DUIs, and Katy …

Send us a text Hi Bratstars, Thank GOODNESS pride month is over and Cassandra is sooooo back. While she is the best ally, we have missed her so. Divas are back UP. Some topics we guide you through this week: mixed weight relationships, Gwyneth Paltrow's Hampton home getting a surprise guest, Kamala discourse, Kevin Costner shenanigans, and oh so mu…

Send us a text This week, Flop Soup's Queening Out series continues for pride month as Justin investigates the flops of the week with beloved friend of the pod Jesse Tabit. On our docket this week, of course, is our flop king of the moment Justin Timberlake and his run-in with "Gen Z Cop." There's also a bunch of music related flops this week, like…

Send us a text As Cassandra continues her European honeymoon excursion, Justin is joined by flop-enthusiast Thom Hilton (writer & director of the currently touring short film "Matinee Baby") to discuss and unpack what's currently flopping in culture this week. On the flop docket: Everyone is on steroids! The 2024 Tony's happened to us CHIPOTLE BOYS…

Send us a text Hi Divas, It's officially pride month, so you know what that means: kicking Cassandra off the pod and bringing producer David on to dunk on pride flops. This week: Target not being gay enough, Caitlyn Jenner having too many gay rights, intersectionality snafus, cringey pride campaigns of yesteryear, and the current state of ERG (Empl…

Send us a text HI FLOPS! This week Justin is joined by beloved friend of the pod Kyle Frattini to cohost and react to the new trailer for the WICKED MOVIE, which we have to admit... might actually be real! More on that later! Also included in this week's soup: Things get science fiction-coded as Avril Lavigne denies the switched-with-a-clone-named-…

Send us a text Hi FlopTarts, Did you miss us?! We missed you. Thanks for being patient with us as we all navigate Corporate Jobs USA while producing a podcast. This week we've got some hot hot topics for y'all: Dua Lipa, Idea of You, Eurovision, MTV awards, and -- of course -- veneers. So much trying to achieve greatness, so little hitting of ~le m…

Send us a text Restaurant reservation culture is flopping this week in a big way! Of course, so are plenty of other things. This week, we also unpack why Cassandra is the only girl in the world who doesn't love Challengers and why Billie Eilish is disgusted by whales. Plus: Trump's likely VP pick Kristi Noem is killing puppies (???) and Ellen Degen…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts! We're flopping this week because we are the one millionth podcast to utter the phrase "tortured podcasters department" and Taylor Swift is flopping because this new album is mid as hell. That's right: we're discussing the Tortured Poets Department. We're also talking about a lot of other singers who are girl, what it t…

Send us a text Hi Flop Tarts, We're back to our regularly scheduled programming this week! Cassandra & Justin are flopping, society is flopping, and celebrity chef David Chang is flopping. We discuss the recent Momofuku chili crisp controversy wherein David Change's company sent cease-and-desists to a bunch of chili crisp companies in an effort to …

Send us a text Hellllllo Flop Tarts, This week is Cassandra's birthday week (Happy Birthday!) so Producer David stepped in for her to cover all things queer pop star. Today's main focus, aside from eclipse chatter, is the attempted rebrand of Jojo Siwa. From child star to. non-child non-star, Jojo has made quite the progression in the past few days…

Send us a text ~you're downloading and listening to this episode~ *in hypnosis voice* This week the Flop Stars are taking a trip to Euphoria High to learn about the new mess brewing behind the scenes in the Sam Levinson Televised Universe. Then, we process, digest, react, and respond to the latest deranged personal essay taking the internet by stor…

Send us a text Flop Soup coming in HOT this week covering the "disappearance" of Kate Middleton, Prince William's Mistress, said mistress's Gay Husband, and more (ALLEGEDLY!). Plus: It's St. Patrick's Day, you little leprechaun divas, so we watched IRISH WISH! And we did not understand what was going on with those accents <3 And, of course, a gorge…

Send us a text Hi Floptarts, Did you miss us? We missed you too. This week, we're back with a heaping serving of flops. From a Young Sheldon Sequel Series to JVN educating us on the entire Middle Ages to car rights in Los Angeles...so much was promised to us as a society, so little was delivered. Show Notes: How we're flopping this week: Cassandra …

Send us a text Hey Flop Tarts! Hope this podcast finds you well! We just wanted to double click into JLo's music video and provide y'all with some updates: it was a nothing burger stacked on some more -- you guessed it -- nothing. But don't worry, that nothingness is buttressed by our other hot flopic this week, covering the Bon Appetit Receipts co…

Send us a text This week we're talking about February's Month of Flops at the Cinema: Lisa Frankenstein, the Bob Marley biopic, but most importantly: Madame Web herself and the year's first true box office bomb Argylle. Plus, we go in ON that NYC woman who wrote a Cut column about how she got scammed into putting $50,000 into a shoebox and handing …

Send us a text This week we're doing SPORTS (sorta kinda)! We're talking about Taylor Swift's Super Bowl, about Usher's halftime show, and most importantly: the Nickelodeon Super Bowl simulcast. Plus: how about those ads? What is Temu? And is Kim Petras's "Slut Pop" really more like "Slut Flop"? Quick Flops: Hailey Beiber debuts chocolate syrup hai…

Send us a text Team Flop Soup return to the red carpet this week to uncover the flops of music's biggest night - the Grammys! Though we manage to discuss many other happenings (like the "music catastrophe" tribute, having AI on the red carpet, and SZA's Mastercard commercial), can you really talk about music without ranting about Taylor Swift these…

Send us a text This week, the internet delivered a heaping serving of flops. Gays doing colonization work to build a New Fire Island, J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez) achieving her dreams of being in love and finding a therapist in Fat Joe, and Marina Abramovic performing the ultimate act of capitalism: starting a beauty line. Perplexed? Us too. Tune in to le…

Send us a text This week on Flop Soup, we're talking about celebrity privacy being in its flop era (on instagram, at awards shows, in songs), and the floppy, kinda fake Gen Z age panic (as reported by the floppy NY Post). Plus: more flops ranging from Madame Web's Ocean Spray costume reveal to a tiny trash crisis in Philadelphia. Show Notes: Quick …

Send us a text On this week's Flop Soup, we're talking about the water bottle sensation herself: Stanley Cups. Who is she? Where did she come from? And most importantly: which pop star does she remind us of? Plus: the Golden Globes were covered in flop sweat, thanks to underwhelming and mostly un-funny host Jo Koy. Tune in to hear Justin & Cassandr…

Send us a text Flop Soup is a podcast about pop culture and flop culture. Every week on Flop Soup, your hosts Justin Crosby & Cassandra Kyriazis talk about what's flopping in culture - entertainment, politics, even our own lives. We lay it all out and decide once and for all: what's a flop and what's not. It's kind of like The Daily if The Daily wa…

Send us a text Our final episode of the year!!!! What a journey it's been. Thankfully, things KEEP flopping so we are here this week to discuss! And, don't worry dear Flop Tarts, we'll keep the Flop Soup coming in 2024. This week, the gays were flopping all over the headlines. Our two hottest flop topics include the Senate Sex Tape that's been ligh…