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We can give you 144,000 reasons why overlapping generations aren't a thing. Each week features a look at subjects, experiences and observations from the world of Jehovah's Witnesses, all through the eyes of a former elder who was raised as a JW in the 70's & 80's. Lots of laughs and even some tears. Beards allowed, leave your head coverings at the door. Bring a cheese danish.
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As Jesus watches on silently from heaven, 'the Governing Body has decided' to make a few changes inside Jehovah's Witnesses in 2024. The December JW Broadcast features Part I of the Annual Meeting from October. We cover a few 'leftovers' from October's 'spiritual feast' ... including how they want your kids, especially the males... and warnings tha…
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Governing Body 'helper' Ronald Curzan reminds Jehovah's Witnesses that there are only two tables of spiritual food in the universal dining room; that they must choose wisely, even when they're alone or at home! He provides an example,King David... yes, THAT King David, as someone that made good decisions. Despite how 1 Corinthians 10:21 reads, this…
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In a laughably insulting article on their website, the Governing Body use an ancient book filled with violence, misogyny and more, to claim that Jehovah's Witnesses are 'tolerant' of other people's beliefs and lifestyles. Nothing could be further from the truth. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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The leadership of Jehovah's Witnesses has some tips on how to manage your child's social media presence, by pointing to the Bible and... King Solomon? Are they sincere in their concern for your kids? One Google search tells a lot about how they truly view child safety. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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Jehovah's Witnesses have a new update and it features insight into how many of them are rotting in prison, natural disaster highlights and... most importantly... an interview with the two new members of the Governing Body! TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcastAf Surviving Paradise
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With the U.S. Presidential election capturing the world's attention this week, the most important eleven men on earth, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, want us to know what to look for in 'leadership' using their Bible, their publications... and a history that shouldn't be ignored. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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Despite being told that they have 'free will,' the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses wants to remind their followers that independent thinking will end in fireballs from heaven... thrown by them. What do we call a group of men that demand thought control? Listen in. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses has a new video on their website featuring counsel to avoid being nostalgic about the past. For a little under nine minutes, 'god's organization' ironically digs into the PAST to counsel their people about not looking... into the past. Misapplying an ancient book known as the Bible... and citing things like…
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This month's spiritual feast includes reminders to not give up, the end is almost here; obey the Governing Body even when it makes no senses... and Jesus breaks out the cowboy boots and flannel in his latest music video to the masses. Park your tractors, bring your dog... and listen in! TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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With Armageddon imminent, Jehovah's Witnesses are adding to Jesus' royal court on earth with two new king/priests; the Governing Body is lowering age restrictions for their free labor program and a reminder that they have their own museum in Patterson, New York! TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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When someone leaves Jehovah's Witnesses they are left with the pain of knowing those they love, including elderly parents, are still trapped under the spell of the Governing Body. Should you try to wake an older one up to the truth about 'the truth?' What are the ramifications of learning it's all a lie for someone advanced in age? It's a complex d…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses recognize the power of music. Listen in as we take a journey through their wise counsel regarding music, including rock, disco and rap... as well as a look at their own musical masterpieces captured in their song books. No bees were molested during this episode. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingpar…
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Tune in as the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses gaslights planet earth by claiming Jehovah springs into action to protect disadvantaged people, including children. King Jeffrey Winder also explains what each of us can do... and how the Almighty is now 'indebted' to we humans that show kindness to others. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: surviv…
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Despite the Bible being very clear on lying, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses encourages dishonesty when it serves them or the organization. They call it 'theocratic warfare strategy.' We tackle the details of what it means to lie for Jehovah and why anyone associated with the ‘religion’ should care. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: surviv…
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With mankind on the clock, the Irish Independent has published the news that the Jehovah's Witnesses have set up three new asset based management companies in Ireland. With billions in assets and Armageddon imminent, god's only 'true' organization has taken time off from saving lives to ensure their finances will grow well into the future. Who bene…
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Jehovah's Witnesses are familiar with Bible accounts of God rescuing his faithful servants. So how does he choose who to save and who not to? The Governing Body attempts to explain the tragic events of the Holocaust and why Jehovah sat that one out. Their 'explanation' raises more than a few questions. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingpara…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, otherwise known as the 'faithful & discreet slave,' want their people to consider the 'deep things of God' during these never ending 'last days.' According to the nine kings in upstate New York, Jesus wants Witnesses to study a children's book as part of their spiritual feeding program, beginning in July 2…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses has long taught their followers that they should look for every opportunity to share their message of coming destruction, with an option to choose paradise. Like a lion hunting... or a good MLM, publishers are taught to capitalize on any moment of vulnerability in an unsuspecting person they encounter. TWIT…
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The final talk of the 2024 "Declare the Good News" Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses features a talk telling us that a worldwide genocide of every man, woman and child that doesn't loyally follow the Governing Body, is 'good news'... along with the reminder that we are still in the end of the last days, and no one should relax! Is this what you con…
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It's summertime and that means the annual Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses is here! This year, Saturday features a talk to 'young people' claiming the Governing Body are the 'best people on earth' and why college is bad, careers are 'toxic' and tips for sisters on how to pick a good brother for marriage! TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingp…
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The Governing Body has a lot to say about how much they value family. Books, magazines, videos, cartoons telling us all how to have a happy family life by means of the Bible. But how are families treated inside Jehovah's Witnesses? Does the sanctity and health of your family come above all else in 'god's organization?' TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGR…
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As Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate recent changes to 'god's organization' why don't they put more thought to the millions of people who came before them and were obeying teachings that were, in the least, wrong... and at the most, designed lies. Does 'new light' in 2024 make up for decades of how 'old light' negatively impacted the lives of Witnesses…
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The Governing Body has been asserting control over Jehovah's Witnesses since installing the disfellowshipping arrangement in the 1950's. Losing their religious status... and millions of dollars in handouts in several countries, has led Jehovah to pull the emergency brake on his chariot and change direction. We take a closer look at the 2024 August …
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We reach deep into the Jehovah's Witness historical grab bag to look at how Jesus' handpicked guy in New York voiced his tacit support for a certain German dictator's ideologies, as well as a closer look at the first man Adam's journey from lonely bachelor, surrounded by animals, to his first date with Eve. There are a few 'surprises!' TWITTER: @ex…
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Move over Ironman, Deadpool and Storm... Jehovah's Witnesses have the REAL superheroes. The 2024 convention season is here... and the real, invisible superheroes hovering above each book cart are back in the spotlight! We look at the long history of the winged, white males that helped Noah gather two kangaroos and guided that new unbaptized publish…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses invite themselves into your bedroom by instructing grown, consenting adults how they can touch each other. Their teachings on sex range from hilarious, to soul crushing, by claiming an ancient book filled with sexual depravity should be our guide when our clothes come off. Touching yourself is off limits, e…
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Jesus Christ of the Bible invited people to seek him out for refreshment. What do we find when we examine the lifestyle of a Jehovah's Witness? Less stress? We take a look at the Governing Body's advice on managing stress... and how it impacts those inside Jesus' 'organization.' TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses are the most 'honest' men in all the universe, just ask them. This week they produced an article entitled "Is Truth Important Anymore?" Taking a brief look at their history, should they be commenting on 'truth?' What do we find when we examine the organization they call 'the Truth?' TWITTER: @exjwpodcast IN…
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Do you love someone trapped inside ‘the truth?’ With all the recent changes inside Jehovah’s Witnesses, many wonder why they can’t see the obvious: the ‘organization’ is a man-made cult. The answers are complex. We explore several reasons why good people can’t see what is being done to them… and how we can help. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: sur…
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In a recent 'dramatic Bible reading,' on Jesus' website, the Governing Body is reminding world governments that Revelation is all about them... and that they're on notice! Despite 110 armed conflicts happening on earth today, world leaders are most concerned with nine guys in upstate New York, their book carts and their inauguration as kings. It's …
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In Governing Body Update #3 Jesus directs his guys in New York to clarify his recent fashion changes... because the ‘Great Teacher’ has been struggling with clear communication lately. Not to be outdone, a Governing Body helper reminds Jehovah’s Witnesses that they are all ‘sheep’… without putting any thought to how a sheep’s story ends… or uh, did…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses wants you to believe that God is omniscient and omnipotent. They teach millions that he wields his power over space and time selectively, much like choosing you're favorite Spotify play list... and that creates many questions. Let's dive into the unexplainable... including how his ambivalence influences 'fr…
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All people want to be seen, heard ... and loved. The human ego is essential to a healthy life. However, with a quick look at their history, it's easy to see that the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have found ways to manipulate the egos of over eight million people. How do they do it? We take a look at the subtle programming utilized by the n…
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How long before the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses begins to revise history and limit access to their past nuggets of 'holy spirit?' The Watchtower Online Library contains hidden treasures that are available to all! But with recent court losses and their desire to trap younger generations, will they scrub some of their stupidity of the past?…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have been very busy receiving 'new light.' from Jesus Christ. It's a pattern. What will they change next? We predict the next three changes in 'god's organization'... and how it will impact future citizens of paradise. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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Governing Body Update #2 gave us a glimpse into the mind of King Jesus Christ of Jehovah's Witnesses. Taking time out of his imminent plans to kill everyone who disagrees with his nine guys in upstate New York, he has informed the universe that 'his people' can now greet disfellowshipped people. Not to be overlooked is that the sisters can now toss…
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Answers vary. But why not let the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses answer that question for themselves? As it turns out, they've had a lot to say about what makes a cult. We take a look at THEIR definition of a 'cult' from their own literature, allegedly written under the direction of holy spirit. Their answer may surprise you. TWITTER: @exjwp…
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Many wonder how Jehovah's Witnesses can't see the obvious: that the Governing Body is manipulating their minds. When a person breaks free from 'the truth,' they are often angry at being duped. We look at how the nine guys in upstate New York and their predecessors have been doing it for over a century... and why it works. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INST…
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Nothing is off limits to the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses... and that includes your unbaptized mate. What does that look like for the Witness and their unknowing spouse? Both parties suffer. We take a look at decades of counsel from the 'faithful & discreet slave' that ranges from dishonest... to deadly. TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: su…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses claim that god has always had a visible 'organization' here on the earth. They claim the history of their organization goes back to Adam & Eve, that Noah's Ark is an ancient symbol for their printing and real estate empire... and all of this despite centuries where no one can prove an organization existed. …
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To forgive is divine... nowhere should that be more evident than inside the 'best and happiest people on earth,' Jehovah's Witnesses. But does the culture encourage forgiveness? How do you get Jehovah's forgiveness? What does it look like to forgive someone inside the organization? TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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The entire life of a Jehovah's Witness is based on a fantasy created by Judge Joe Rutherford in 1935 that includes witnessing people they love resurrected and living together forever on a paradise earth. But what happens when they realize it's a lie? What's the impact emotionally? How do they face the rest of their lives? TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INST…
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Once you know something is wrong, a Jehovah’s Witness faces complex questions about their future. What should they do? Can they fake it? Can they live an authentic life ‘under the radar?’ A few things to consider… TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcastAf Surviving Paradise
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses wants us all to know that they're not a 'doomsday cult'... even as they base the entire religion on an earth wide destruction that features the forces of nature, including a flesh eating scourge. Who takes the lead in this event? Them. Listen in on decades of proof that the entire 'religion' points to a....…
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Prayer is arguably the most personal of all Jehovah's Witness habits. But the act of prayer, as taught by the Governing Body, comes with a long list of questions, including a few regarding Jehovah's character... and how effective it is as a form of intimate communication. Join us as we take a look at prayer, as taught by Jehovah's Witnesses. TWITTE…
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Can you keep a secret? Jehovah's Witnesses have lots of them... and it starts at the top with Jehovah himself. The Governing Body claims that true religion has no secrecy, even as they shell out millions of dollars to keep their secrets hidden from the world. We take a look at the history of secrecy inside the organization they call 'the truth.' TW…
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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses claim to be the 'voice of Jesus Christ' and the only true source of wisdom. With a long history of 'interesting' counsel, join us for our second installment of their Greatest Hits grab bag where we tackle what to say when you have boogers, how not to drink beverages and why charity is a big 'no-no' in 'god'…
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In their own words, Jehovah's Witness elders are portrayed as shepherds and healers who are consumed with knowing and nurturing each member of the congregation. However, few Witnesses seem to have that experience. Are elders dependable protectors of God's sheep? We take a look... TWITTER: @exjwpodcast INSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast…
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In a Friday news dump on December 15, 2023, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses relayed a message from heaven, giving men permission to grow hair on their faces. After almost a century of telling men how to suppress their hair follicles, they will now sport a new style as they remind the rest of us that we are in year 110 of the 'last days.' …
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