Hey there pink eye enthusiasts! The old man and the fat man are back for another blabber fest that eventually solves all the world's problems. Jason offers to help Donald Trump by developing a new border policy where everyone wins....well almost everyone. Chris almost dies but just pees his pants instead. Jason is looking to gather a posse and seek…

Well its been a week! Join the guys as the figure out where we go from here. Should the Bengals fire Zac Taylor? Is it mom's fault that women can't win the presidency? Should all the Theys and Gays join together and storm the capital? Why did the Dems lose everything? Do people actually believe Trump is going to fix the economy? Will Chris the Bull…

Hey pencil pecker! The fellas somehow managed to record two weeks in a row so listen to the stupid crap they have to say. Bronny James makes his NBA debut and old white dudes everywhere are upset about it. Chris gives us a review of Blue Chews. Jason sees a dead body. The guys pick their NBA team for the year and predict the Bengals/Eagles game. Th…

Hey there jolly nips! Join us for the most reliably unreliable podcast in southern Ohio. Chris has a new cuck opportunity but is scared the girl just won't be impressed with him after banging half the state. Jason still can't fathom how parents lead their children to Catholicism after their sordid past. The guys flip flop on who they think will win…

Welcome fellow humans! Join us for another chat about nothing and everything all at once. Local legend, Pete Rose, died and we discuss the different opinions you're hearing from around the city. Why did P. Diddy need all that baby oil? When did J.D. Vance become so damn handsome? Did Biggie Smalls take it in the can? Chris finds a new cuck couple a…

Hello pumpkin butt! Join the fellas as they solve all the world's issue. Are the Haitians eating the cats? Why would anyone have 50 cats to begin with? Jason explains why seeing someone eat a goose at a park is a day enhancer. Chris gets a complaint on his favorite swinger site. Who was at fault in the Tyreek Hill situation? Is Shannon Sharpe tryin…

Hello perky patties! Come join us for another glorious discussion about nothing and everything at the same time. Chris the bull has been grazing pastures looking for a new hot wife only to once again run into discolored genitalia. Jason is still an unemployed loser that spends hours researching things just to make Chris look dumb. Where did all the…

Hello peckerheads! You know what they say, it's the dog's dong days of August so join us as we bang out another masterpiece of nothing. Chris convinces Jason that Brittney Griner has an adam's apple? Chris doesn't convince Jason that illegals are just handed cars, houses, and food stamps when they enter the country. Is Chris the last person alive t…

Hello Bobby Brown fans! Join us as we verbally hump around on a Thursday morning. We get an email letting us know the show is going down the dumper because we have nothing prepared. We answer by doing a podcast earlier than we've ever done before with absolutely nothing prepared. Join Jason for a wake and bake while Chris is in his element as an ol…

Hello bucket o' turds! Join the fellas for the greatest podcast since the last one. We discuss Last Suppergate and ask why are all these straight dudes watching the Olympics anyway? Speaking of dudes, the lady boxer from Algeria isn't one so shut up already. Why does JD Vance think he's from Appalachia when he's clearly from regular ol' trashy Midd…

Hey there goofy patriots and dirty commies! Come join the fellas as America continues to fall into chaos. We discuss the assassination attempt and how dumb the fall out has been. Biden looked in the mirror and noticed that he was old but now what the hell are the democrats supposed to do? Are women more horny the day after their fathers die? Does E…

Hello, ya dirty dissidents! Join the fellas for another remarkable podcast about nothing. Jason loses his job and is trying to figure out as a 43 year old what he wants to be when he grows up. Chris is scared of the recent shootings in the Cincinnati area. Jason is angry at Grippos chips. Some lady hit's Chris's car in the middle of this recording …

Anyone else suddenly have some free time on their hands? Even if you don't then force feed yourself a giant helping of Shut Up Cincinnati. Chris embraces his old white guy and let's loose on Bronny James and Jason's sweet baby girl, Angel Reese. Jason meets a guy who was brought back to life by an anally inserted popsicle. The guys laugh together a…

Hey bunker-balls! It's Monday so that means another outstanding episode of the non-award winning podcast, Shut Up Cincinnati. Jason wonders why no one thanked him on Juneteenth. Chris is picking up girls at the battered women shelter. What the hell is up with states making porn harder to watch? Why do Amazon drivers always block the road? When do t…

Hello panty sniffers and toenail inspectors! Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up Cincinnati. As always, the guys answer all of life's important questions and update you on the world's events. Chris is angry because the price to get his butthole waxed has increased over 50 percent. Jason gets his life saved by a curse word. The fellas wonder w…

Hello pud wackers! Nice to meet you, now will you please drink this cup of juice and pledge your allegiance to the greatest podcast that never tries. Join the peckerheads this week as we discuss how junkies keep their balance, why some murdered kids shouldn't really count, and if there are only 16 Eskimos still alive. Chris is going to have to surv…

Hey there peckerheads! It's been a few weeks since the fellas blessed you with their silly banter and we'd like to apologize but we won't. Instead, just join us this week for a brand new hour of non-sense! Could you jerk off to the Invasion of Normandy? Should drug dealers use chop sticks or plastic forks? Should you beat the snot out of the kid at…

Hello mutant muffs! Join us for another wonderful podcast that is bound to change your life. Jason has eye aids and Chris is thinking about becoming an independent porn videographer. An old sex offender friend has made the news again but not for peepin' this time. Some lady leaves rib bones in Chris's car. Jason proves he's a horrible person....aga…

Hello wieners! The guys are back after a 2 week hiatus to save humanity with a podcast about nothing important. We talk about our guys trip and find out if anyone pooped on the floor. We wonder if our audience can buy us a flame throwing dog to clean snow off the driveway and catch really homeless people on fire. Chris gets made fun of at the T-Mob…

Hey there worm wranglers! Join us for another funky rendition of the Shut Up Cincinnati Podcast. This week we say goodbye to an American hero, OJ Simpson. Jason gives a ride to a dirty stripper who makes him hold her ice cream. Chris farts on a guy and blames it on Indian food. The nightgown couple is coming to town for a concert so we guess which …

After missing last week due to a going to jail for killing a family while trying to dodge a polar bear in Kentucky, the boys are back and ready to talk about nothing. What the hell is up with Diddy? Who would live in a funeral home? Will the great white hope, Caitlin Clark, save the WNBA? Why would you take poop straight from a pigs butt? We talk a…

Hey there! We got a doozy for you this week. Chris visits the cuck in the nightgown for part 2 of epic sexual savagery. Ryan and Jason give Chris feedback and congratulate him for peeing on their floor. Detective Bauman dives deep and finds the suspects in the dong licking kitty case. Jason tries hard not to go off on a slow kid at Kroger. The guys…

Welcome turd cutters! Join the fellas for another marvelous podcast that will change your life. The guys discuss why dildos are usually pink, if they would take a picture with Donald Trump, and NFL free agency. Who is leaving rubber ducks at Chris's house? Should you get jail time for threatening death if 2 people don't hug each other? Would you ta…

Hey there bird brain! Yeah, You! Listen to this wonderful podcast about all the important things and absolutely nothing at the same time. Do freaks who take part in beastiality consider if the animal is male or female? What would you do if a kitten licked your thang while you were romances yourself? Why do people with Jeeps suck? Is Chris a complet…

Hey there fatties! Join the fellas for the worlds best podcast. The guys talk about homeless boogers, cursing children, and listeners that they don't like. Patrick Mahomes should be kicked out of the NFL for the violence in Kansas City. Subway hasn't made a good sandwich in 20 years. No amount of Cheese Coneys are going to save old crusty Coney Isl…

Hey there butter balls! Join the fellas for another celebration of absolutely nothing. Jason sets his sites on Jesus on Ash Wednesday while Chris is more focused on hating Travis Kelce. The guys tell you why Usher's halftime show was mid at best regardless of what our goofy friends think. Jason thinks MC Hammer should be the new messiah. Chris sets…

Hello plumpers! Join the fellas for another fabulous podcast about nothing important. Toby Keith is the first to die in the 2024 Death Pool. We discuss 2 new entries into the pool and Chris's early lead. Killer Mike wins a few Grammys and pushes down a security guard. Jay Z whines about his wife not getting enough awards. New music sucks. Chris tel…

Hey fellow dark souls! Welcome to our 4th annual Celebrity Death Pool. Who will die? What the hell is stiff person syndrome? Why does Chris want Cory Feldman to die? We also discuss who Vince McMahon has been pooping on lately and a few other things. Enjoy!Af Shut Up Cincinnati

Hey smellers of farts! Join the fellas for an important discussion on absolutely nothing. Chris gets an ice cold pizza from Marcos. Just like Matthew Perry, Jason tells a story about his experience with ketamine and a pool. The guys ask people to enter the Celebrity Death Pool 2024 and talk about last years results. Jason wonders if Chris's cuck se…

Welcome tiddledy winks! Join the fellas for a celebration for our 200th episode and 4 year birthday. The guys spend the show theoretically jerking ourselves off for accomplishing nothing. Rocky Balboa, Whoopi Goldberg, Kim Jung Un, Clint Eastwood, Nina Hartley, Mr. Bert, El Guerro Gordo and Lil Nick swing by the show to congratulate the boys on 200…

Hey there butthole boofers! Our pal, Nathan, joins the show today for a couple chuckles with the fellas. We discuss how much Nathan has changed for the worse since he got his hernia fixed. Chris does some soul searching that somehow just ends up with him looking at perverted terms on the internet. Patrick Mahomes is still just a spoiled child. Jaso…

Hello blue waffle enthusiasts! The fellas are joined by everyone's favorite gold star gay, Brent Wolgamott. Brent gives Chris constructive criticism on how to deal with a cuck who shows up in a nightgown. Brent describes being the victim of a hate crime in downtown Cincinnati. The guys discuss local sex ads and what kind of people actually respond …

Hey bootyhole inspectors! Join the fellas for another glorious episode of Shut Up Cincinnati. Chris is admired by a co-worker for having a pink butthole. The guys discuss how kids are horrible humans to each other. Chris spits a goober on an old lady's windshield. Hairy guy is taking advantage of the elderly. The guys admit to being old whites that…

Hey there ya turkeys!!!! Before you gobble those nuts, take in all the fellas have to offer this week. We explain why glory holes aren't made for fat people. We tell Cincinnati to shut up about AJ McCarron and why the Bengals should just tank the rest of the season. Hairy Guy and GP are interested in settling the rubber match in their rivalry and t…

Tiddilyhoo peckerheads! Sit down and enjoy a nice conversation with the fellas. Jason loves Draymond Green and Brett Favre after disliking them previously. Chris hates it when people put up Christmas trees in November. The guys debate whether necros are actually providing a service for the dead. Will the Cincinnati Bengals make the playoffs? Is CJ …

Hello pudlickers! The fellas are back after a short break and their weird friend, Ryan Acres, joins the podcast for an afternoon of giggles. Jason beats becomes a 4-time Covid champion. The guys discuss what century they think men starting going down on women. Chris updates us on his latest journey as a bull and things go off the rails. Join in!…

Hello duck pumpers! The fellas are here with another super important podcast. Chris finds a new cuck couple and he's trying out a new character. Friday the 13th didn't involve a Hamas attack on America because duh! Jason thinks deaf people make the best haunted house actors. Chris films a private porn video and also narcs on someone to the police. …

Hello peckerheads! Join us this week as we discuss all the life saving news and advice that you need. The fellas can't figure out why Hairy Guy doesn't want to give his lady a cream pie. We pick sides in the Israel/Palestine conflict. Trevor Bauer's buttpunch was consensual after all. Joe Burrow is back. Finding out Santa wasn't real wasn't as disa…

Hello peckerheads! The fellas are back and here to solve the world's biggest problem. We talk about sex offenders in the pizza business, people with boring stories, and why you should always wash your vegetables because some 17 year old stoner may have sprayed them with bleach as a goof. Chris tells us about getting violated in the bum last week. T…

Welcome fellow peckerheads! This week we start the show out on a downer as we hold a funeral for a dear friend. It's not all sad though! Jason gets old person scammed. Chris is a victim of a viscous theft. Jason finds an unhoused fella that he actually likes. The guys talk about bad parents, the Bengals first win, and Jason's idea for a perfect soc…

Hey there! I got a bucket of moose lips to sell ya! Ok, I lied but I do have this fine podcast to offer. Join the fellas as they talk passionately about nothing important. Should Chris give an ex-clingy girl a second try 20 years later? How creepy do you have to be to actually pay for porn? Jason talks about a former life as a small time drug deale…

Listen up, pepper-tappers! Ryan Acres joins the fellas this week to discuss a variety of super important topics. Is Joe Burrow actually hurt more than we think? Will you kiss a lady with a mouth full of Brad Pitt's load? Why is the bug killer sending nude pictures of his wife to Ryan? Is there a lady that's into extra pecker skin? Why would you coo…

Hey pepper pecs! Join the fellas for another excellent podcast about nothing important. The guys discuss why they need a big one in porn and hate blurred out faces. Chris pees on the neighbors car handle and Jason wrangles a serpent in his garage. Will Joe Burrow play week one and how much will the Bengals win by? Is Mitch McConnell or any other 80…

Hello stupid heads! The guys are back with another bodacious broadcast...or something like that. Donald Trump gave the world a hell of a mugshot and Jason tells us why he's became a fan but not a supporter. We discuss how all presidents have pretty much sucked for a long time. Chris does more Christopher Columbus type activities when he gets mad at…

Hey there space cadets! Join the fellas for a life altering podcast. We start off the podcast celebrating freedom and a Bud Light with Kid Rock. Jason accidently insults the guitarist from O.A.R. while driving him in an Uber. Chris hates a 10 year old. We discuss why women don't like the "c" word and why they're wrong like usual. Was Barack Obama o…

Hey there bottom feeders! Join the guys for another trek into the gutter. Chris ruins his chances with a lady. Jason gets banned from Tik Tok. The fellas answer a few emails and try to get to the bottom of a listeners cheating wife. Jason is sick of people picking on his culture of bad speakers. Chris tries to take back the word pervert. Ron Carter…

What's Up, bird nuts! Join the fella's for another super important podcast. We discuss why Lizzo's fat dancers should be happy they had a job. We preach how you shouldn't trust anyone that would vote Yes on Issue 1 in the upcoming August 8th election in Ohio unless you hate America. The guys urge black people to take Frederick Douglas back from the…

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Namaste, Nipple Pinchers! Join us for a chuckle for another world saving podcast. Chris finally pays back his bet but his hair isn't "shoot up a theater" red like it was supposed to be. Jason will throw the next phone he finds in his car out the window while driving Uber. The guys debate Jason Aldean's goofy music video. Why aren't homeless people …

Hello Dirty Dongers! Join us for another fabulous podcast that will save your very existence. Chris has a friend named Todd who is licking his niece's butt. Tennessee is trying hard to sell fake weed. Jason publicly shames Chris for being a dirty welcher on social media. Chris lives next to a serial killer. Jason is overwhelmed by hillbillies at Bu…