Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s Beeptress behavior on the chaotic Los Angeles freeway; Anna Delvey gets an ankle-monitored boot from DWTS, JoJo Siwa’s high fashion photoshoot, Ellen’s Comedy Special, and Naomi Campbell’s alleged charity infraction. Then on RHOSLC, Lisa takes to the G Wagon with Bronwyn and Heather to gossip and order Wendy’s. Heathe…

Lara and Carey discuss THE SUBSTANCE, Stephen Baldwin’s bone chilling Instagram presence and his perceived warnings to Justin Bieber, the wild UAP book “Imminent,” El Chapo’s wife fresh out of prison and onto the runway in Milan Fashion Week, Earth getting a second moon, Scheana’s stolen 2009 Nissan, and a climate change-borne 'unidentified seismic…

Description: Carey and Lara are back in the OC, but first, they’ve got a buffet of topics to dive into: NY Mag reporter Olivia Nuzzi’s sexting affair with RFK Jr, the splendor and horror of Moo Deng, haunting new footage of the Titan submersible wreckage, Ryan Murphy’s new Menendez Brothers show on Netflix, incest p*rn, and society’s weirdness abou…

Lara and Carey are back from their respective NY vacations — Carey recaps his inaugural Fire Island journey and Lara recounts her hustle and bustle NYC adventure. They also list new air travel grievances, including a passive aggressive seat mate and the tyranny of parents traveling with children. Then Larz and Carz head back to Utah for season FIVE…

Lara and Carey are back for a combined RHOC 7 & 8 recap, but first they discuss the glorious emergence of Jen Affleck, Rachael Ray slurring through a Tony Bennett anecdote, Joaquin Phoenix awkwardly highlighting Gaga’s Joker 2 weight loss at the Venice Film Festival, one drunken meteorologist’s war against her former employer, and Tamra taking to s…

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Elle McPherson’s holistic approach to cancer, the exquisite horror of Fyre Fest 2.0, and Matt Damon and JLo bonding at TIFF over the man of their dreams. Plus iconic new reader mail including a Loadtember cheating scandal, another love-swindler Italian man, and two more harrowing tales of childr…

Lara and Carey break down another round of harrowing topics, including a humanoid robot for the home — complete with a hellish, obsidian face, a haunting signal heard aboard the ISS, a California neighbor crumbling to the ocean, and Tamra Barney’s shocking face lift updates. Back on RHOC, the ladies prepare for competing Girls Trips: one to Tamra’s…

Lara and Carey discuss seminal crook Tom Girardi officially being found guilty of fraud; they also chat about the masculine urge to feign fragility on trial. They talk the Biden family curse (big meaty d*cks), Yolanda Hadid’s rancher cosplay in the A.D. tour of her Texas mansion, and Matt Lauer’s daughter pulling a Shannon Beador in the Hamptons (d…

Lara and Carey are back in the stu for a long recap of Hulu’s Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, featuring a gaggle of soft swinging twenty-something Mormon women and their gay husbands. They also discuss Casey Anthony’s new alleged sports bar romance and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s cringe-worthy behavior at the US Open. Listen to this episode ad-fr…

Lara and Carey are back for more Orange County splendor, but first they discuss more developments in the terrifying case of the infant killing PhD student, Casey Anthony’s sports bar purgatory and her babe?supreme doc on Peacock, and Vicki’s new trademarked Puerto Vallarta watering hole, aplty named “Whoop It Up!” Then on RHOC, Heather and Terry di…

Carey and Lara reveal a shocking new BleepGate twist, and the irresistible urge to impersonate a journalist. They also discuss Vooki Gunvalson's near-death experience and her lost two hours. Back on RHOC, Gina and Jenn pick up post-coffee date, with Gina fuming over Jenn's squatter turn. Then the ladies convene for Emily's Flag Football game, much …

Get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. We have arrived... in Loadtember! Lara and Carey celebrate the end of August, as they look September right in the eye. They discuss Glenn Close's iconic turn in Lee Daniels's The Deliverance, their unwavering love of Vox Lux, and a slew of new horror movies yet to come…

Lara and Carey are back with a second recap of season 18 of RHOC, but first they have some ground to cover: a Russian man getting gored by a female bull for good reasons, a Massachusetts town on lockdown from a mosquito-borne pestilence, a new epidemic of children accidentally being served alcohol at restaurants, and more. Back in the OC, Alexis an…

Lara and Carey return for one more recap of the maiden voyage of Real Housewives of DC. They discuss Lara's love affair with Waymo, a woman's breastmilk popsicle emporium, Ryan Seacrest's ex-girlfriend's shards-war against American Airlines, and Jeremy Madix's marijuana trafficking bust in Florida. On the final part of the RHODC Reunion, Tareq ente…

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's upcoming stint inside a Harmonic Egg, Carey's confusion over 5G, and the spooky allure of Topanga Canyon. They also talk the first official death of Burning Man 2024, Dr. Deb Medicine Woman, Alex Consani making history, Lady Gaga's cofffee order reveal, Ben Affleck's alleged friendship with Kick Kennedy and his chaotic…

Lara and Carey are back and the ides of August remain as harrowing as ever. They discuss a new AI rendering of Christ: A new twist in the Shroud of Turin, Mary Magdalene as the original F*g Hag, pansexual Jesus, sinister gay Judas, wound-p*ssies + more. The Real Martyrs of Orange County have returned: Shannon Beador continues to heal from her drunk…

Lara and Carey discuss compartmentalizing in the face of the the Stassi renaissance that will soon befall us all and Michelle Pfeiffer joining the Taylor Sheridan extended universe. On the part one of the RHODC reunion, 4/5 of the cast prepare to go to war against Michaele Salahi. The timing of her MS announcement is questioned, as well as her stan…

An August miracle! Lara and Carey decide to hit the stu one more time this week for an extra special FREE bonus episode. They discuss LA's recent earthquake streak and Ellen Degeneres's $100 million house sale (and her possible Heads Up). Plus, a Pompeii double header including newly unearthed skeletons in a permanent place of clutch, Madonna renti…

Lara and Carey ditch their hot topics segment for Lara's update on a shoncking twist in her Roman Holiday. Then on the final episode of RHODC ever the ladies reel from the seismic fallout of the Salahis crashing the White House state dinner. Michaele and Tareq find themselves in a media blitz from Matt Lauer to Larry King, all the way to the Capito…

Lara and Carey discuss Michaele Salahi's newest foray into Black Widowdom, this time at the center of a lawsuit alongside her Journey guitarist husband Neal Schon, the fall of Buca di Beppo, and a rogue Swiftie Horde in Poland. Back on RHODC, the Salahis prepare for their big debut at the White House State Dinner for India. Lynda hosts a fashion sh…

Lara and Carey are back in LA, and a new chapter begins in the brand new Sexy Unique Podcast studio! New stu. Same lols. Larz and Carz react to their plush surroundings, in a spiritual and physical sense. Then they discuss the transphobic psychosis surrounding Week One of the Paris Olympics, the untold horrors at the bottom of the Seine River, the …

Lara and Carey are back from Summer Tour, and live to tell the tales. They discuss their weary acceptance of Los Angeles, Lara's review of "Longlegs" AND "A Quiet Place: Day One" (SPOILERS!), Jax checking into a mental health facility and Rachel weighing in, "See Him F*ck" porn, Gwyneth's Year 9 rain dance and the alleged TRUE STORY of Derek Blasbe…

Lara and Carey discuss a new development in the Todd and Julie Chrisley prison saga that could see Julie's sentence greatly reduced, and Carey tries to exorcise his fear of state of perma-panic over medical bills and the IRS. They also discuss the new Sherri Papini series on Hulu and white women in their 30s being afraid of getting sex-trafficked. …

Lara and Carey discuss a modern-day Nostradamus in Brazil with enough chin and lip filler to create a planet, a new investigation into Matthew Perry's death involving Brooke Mueller and Raya, Kelly Bensimon's recent turn as a runaway bride, Jlo flying "coach," and more. Back in the District, Mary and Cat lament their mother's guilt, including Mary'…

Lara and Carey discuss the latest celeb singer to botch the National Anthem and her stan-worthy response to the haters, Carey's spoiler-free view of Longlegs, Michelle Rodriguez back to doing what she does best: showing off her bisexual abs on a yacht, Tom Cruise passing the star torch to Glenn Powell, the meteor that flew over NYC, Sandoval's new …

Lara and Carey discuss Netflix's new Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders docuseries and the feminine urge to be a nurse tending to a child in a vegetative state by day and an underpaid professional cheerleader by night. They also talk Larz's upcoming Italian journey, Europe's healthy relationship with death, and a new reason for headshots that every America…

Lara and Carey reunite (over Zoom) as Larz makes her grand return to the US... just in time for the assassination attempt of Donald Trump. They discuss the insanity of the county in the last 4 days, feckless politicians and Hillary Clinton (surprisingly) serving c*nt, FINALLY discussing Poopgate feat. Derek Blasberg and Gwyneth, the memeification o…

Lara and Carey discuss Princess Kalina of Bulgaria's foray into bodybuilding, and way more European royals should follow suit, then discuss a true crime story that might be too horrific to even capture America's love for horrific true crime. Where is Nancy Grace when you need her?! On RHODC, Stacie reveals a painful development in her own origin st…

Lara beams in from Roma to chat with Carey about her adventure so far, harrowing tourists, the kindness of Italian gays, the trailer for Doute's metaphysical horror movie, Nightbitch, Lily Allen starting an OnlyFans for her feet, Hunter Biden's failson glory, Tom Schwartz's bone-chilling bedroom setup, the big question mark of Twisters, the eternal…

Lara and Carey discuss Justin Timberlake's attorney going rogue in the wake of DWI-Gate, a British woman's Viking princess psychosis, Chat GPT's mid ass singularity, a Boeing fiasco in Oklahoma and more. Then it's back to Washington we go: Stacie and Jason invite Tareq and Michaele on a last minute trip to Paris, Cat and Charles fight over Goldman …

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's nightmare seat mate on a recent flight and her playing out her Italian horseback riding fantasy in Rome, the demented presidential debate and what's next for our crumbling Republic, Lauren Sanchez scouting apocalypse bunker locations in her helicopter and the glorious delusion of living in Katy Perry's "Woman's World,"…

Carey and Lara discuss the terrifying tale dueling vacation homes in Maine, where a wealthy summer resident was driven to poison her neighbor's trees. Then back on RHODC, Tarq treats Michaele to a series of birthday surprises which may or may not be real, Mary's patience for her adult daughter's huge dog is wearing thin. Cat convinces Mary to join …

Carey and Lara discuss how their fateful decision to watch 9/11 videos on YouTube ruined their dream of a perfect afternoon Diet Coke. They also discuss a woman falling off a treadmill and out a gym window, the spooky story of an American gay who went missing at Pride in Spain, Ariana Grande under fire over a Jeffrey Dahmer confession, Travis Kelce…

Lara and Carey are back from tour and ready to embark on their new recapping journey, but first they discuss the Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy/JFK Jr. renaissance on social media and the new book documenting their messy-ass marriage, Justin Timberlake's DWI in the Hamptons and the celebrity urge to drive drunk, anti-oil activists defacing Stonehenge, an…

Lara and Carey talk being back in LA after their first international live show, LA's wildfire season startin' again, tsunami proofing the Pacific Northwest, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in their swinger era, Kanye West's harrowing reno of a Tadao Ando house in Malibu, rich person lore, watching the Kardahsians in hospice, Tom Brady's single chicke…

Behold, a deep cut from the vault of Lara's early podcasting days as the co-host of Pumped Podcast, the first podcast dedicated to discussing Vanderpump Rules. Pumped Podcast only lasted for 48 episodes, but it spanned seasons 3-5 of VPR: An undoubtedly simpler era, when the cast lived in West Hollywood and the Witches of Weho were running amok. On…

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's newfound respect for JoJo Siwa after seeing her perform at Pride, and Carey continues his late-to-the-game Summer House recap, lamenting the woe of Jules in season 4 and Carl's new teeth. They also discuss Billie Lee's war with Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson, the lol-free cabal of celebrity actors living in the We…

Lara and Carey recap the finale of season one of The Valley aka the best show on television. First, they discuss mammograms, nitrous bliss, parking tickets in Italy and Amanda Knox back on the hot seat once more, the Fall of the House of JLo, and the daemons plaguing Carl Radke. Back in the San Fernando Valley, Brittany and Jax set up for the grand…

Lara and Carey discuss turning the subjective truth of turning 40 in 2024, Lara's three night Dead & Co. residency at the Sphere, Las Vegas Brain Worms, a surprise Instacart delivery from Hetero Hell, c*nty A.I,, Jax and Brittany's public diaper faux pas, Carey's propensity for spilling water and his newfound love for Summer House, the problem with…

Lara and Carey discuss the joy of slot machines and quasi-sobriety in Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian burnout and her Actors on Actors with Chloë Sevigny, and the voyeuristic splendor of Buying Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Janet's babymoon from Hell is soon coming to a close, and the men take one last fishing trip onto the lake while the girls throw Janet h…

Lara and Carey talk Larz's 40th birthday in Vegas, a new billionaire's deep sea submersible era and Carey's fear of the icy depths, holding Kim and Kanye accountable for North West's flop performance in a live production of "The Lion King," the continued conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton, and more. Then on the THIRD AND FINAL part of the VPR…

Lara and Carey discuss the social media grace period before people can start posting about their European vacations, Jax Taylor's DAY DAYTE with a well-known Instagram model and the enduring power of big jugs, the unique despair of Memorial Day, Carey's obsession with the German TV show "Babylon Berlin," the recent John Galiano doc, Furiosa: A Mad …

Lara and Carey discuss Something About Her's long-prophesied opening and the Eater review that may cement SAH as a star in the world of sandwich shoppes. They also talk the deadly turbulence that rocked a Singapore Airlines flight, the blood vial attack on the RNC in Washington, and the baby radicalizing the world by way of the Four Seasons Orlando…

Introducing the first episode of Once Upon a Time in Nashville, a brand new true crime podcast produced by Lara. In 2018, Cornelia Rowe finds herself unexpectedly back in her hometown - and unexpectedly drawn to a story about the strange death of Leigh Terry: a beautiful Southern belle with whom Cornelia attended high school. As she begins looking …

Lara and Carey discuss the messy new chapter in Ariana and Sandoval Valley Village House of Horrors legal saga, and speculate on how much longer Vanderpump Rules really has left. Then they get right into the intense second part of the VPR Season 11 reunion, with Lala and Katie "Bins" Maloney continuing their tête–à–tête, as Ariana is drawn in. Mean…

Lara and Carey discuss their recent trip to the Ren Faire and all the sordid sights they took in, including horny Furries, shockingly hot shirtless Vikings, Casey Anthony lookalikes, overpriced BBQ and the most iconic TikTok-famous dom top beer wench in all the realm. They also talk Something About Her's Rom Com-themed menu, Lara's Katie Maloney si…

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's Steve Buscemi getting punched in NYC as the punch epidemic continues, the trailer for the Dune prequel TV series, Carey finding his gender representation in the Bene Gesserit, and Sarah Paulson's revenge on the actress who tried to ruin her life. Back on The Valley, Jasmine calls out Janet's friend Simon for spying on …

Carey and Lara are back with the first reunion recap for Vanderpump Rules Season 11, but first, they discuss the latest airline disaster at Seattle-Tacoma airport, Lara's emergency exit plane from a burning plan, Selena Gomez being the Doute of the celebrity world, King Charles's scary but actually c*nt new official portrait, and more. The VPR cast…

Lara and Carey break down the latest Something About Her drama, as Lara recaps Chef Penny's interview with The Sun rebuking Ariana and Katie's claims. They also talk a horrifying twist in the famous "The Dress" saga, Jo getting blocked by Schwartz, Doute getting dragged by Alyssa Edwards, the sinister resident queer on Selling The OC's Sean and his…

Carey and Lara discuss Cardi B's cringeworthy red carpet blunder at the Met Ball, Kim K's need to squeeze, Guinness Book of World Records gay roots, and more. Back in the San Fernando Valley, the group remains adamantly anti-Doute (and Luke). Jax and Brittany's shaky peace after their disastrous DATE NIGHT ends abruptly at Janet's outdoor hibachi G…