Did you hear what I said?You must be stupid of deaf.If you touch me againI'm gonna take off your head.HahahahaNobody's taking anyone's head off today, Peter, you silly little goose. Where's all that aggression coming from? Jesus.They hurt!The voices are lying, don't worry.Are you sure we're not insane?There's no possible way to prove nor disprove i…

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