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Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien ho ...
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Episode 635: Young Alex is here to eat pickles! What are the sexual bases and why is there no home plate? Puke is the only tattoochioed one. Remembering 9/12. What is a Coney Dog? Aroma memories. Who was your childhood hero? Alex learns about space. What is spawning? Beaver tails. Are we colorblind?Af Portmansheau
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Episode 634: Brett is only one week away from the bliss of being done with the marriage paperwork. Did you practice a custom signature? Puke did, and Andrew is mad about it. Is the election going to be a disaster? Will evil prevail? Are all the normies just uninformed idiots? Did one of us help commit election fraud in Ohio? Andrew is so excited fo…
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Episode 633: A compunction for conjunctions! The shooter's gun is revealed. Learning about tracers. It's election season and we are filled with joy. Hyphens solve all problems. A factory for cheesecake. Gaping cloacas. Why does corn have ears? Puke is given a rabbit. The Pittsburgh wedding cookie table. Childhood ruined by apricot.…
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Episode 632: What do all of the numbers of guns mean? Andrew doesn't know and this makes him cross. He thinks cars are much less confusing. Then he tells us about the time he buttered his weiner and milked his dong. Andrew learns about the details of the Trump shooting from an inside source! A diorama was made! Hotdogs were stolen! Can we name all …
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631: I’m Not Here To Communicate
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Episode 631: We're all back! Andrew and Puke drove around Appalachia, Brett and Gabriela drove to Maine. There was a Grand Prix, kudzu, puppies, a cave, and a hill-climb. Andrew almost died! Brett makes his own gas now. Gabriela asks about garbage microphones. Andrew yells about the Trump assassination attempt. Zucchini spirals.…
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630: Hey Boss! My Chair Exploded.
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Episode 630: Every ice-maker breaks at every time. Cruising Miatas on an ice cream tour of Appalachia. The stress of vacationing when Andrew. Living a post-focus life. Race video; car not skin. Taking a boat thru a lock and into a cove. Swimmer's ear. Go buy-yak with cash only. Bird strike prevention.…
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Episode 629: Happy 13th birthday! Andrew is the "fuck" now. Puke upgrades the studio computer. Making a Robert Ludlum diorama. Brett nearly dies in the race Miata. Wanting to fly. War slaves. Bedding wash and bunchy dick. Brett and Gabriela watch some gay movie. Andrew drives 2800 miles in one week. Watching the "stuff" results in pain.…
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628: That’s Not the Us That We Are!
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Episode 628: Big news from the weekend! Shannen Doherty of Beverly Hills 90210 fame has died. Also, Richard Simmons. The length of shorts. A kayaking eagle. Squirrel encounters. Bacon grease for crows. Do beetles fly? Old man hips. Ethnic bathroom smells. That thing that happened in Butler, PA.Af Portmansheau
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The saga of exceptional bowel control when Andrew gives Brett gas. Puke reads Warhammer 40,000, The Horus Heresy, Siege of Terra, The End and the Death-Vol. 1. Pizza fight. Cleaning Terry. Where's the poppi? Several movie reviews. Brett takes the race Miata for the weekend, gets accosted by a hobostress.…
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626: Let’s Take Advantage Of This Wet Hand
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Episode 626: The episode number means it's time to talk about Mazda. Puke transports a kayak. B&G have a wedding questionnaire resulting in bad music suggestions. There could be an olive pocketer. Rotating coffee shops are alarming. Andrew has old bones. The ultimate bowel control. The coffee routine, visualized.…
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