This week on Days of Our Lives...Just kidding, it's Degrassi! But you wouldn't know it from the melodrama of it all. Join us as we really talk shit about this episode, wonder what the heck Mr. Perino's deal is, and give possibly our lowest episode ratings ever! Potentially triggering content in this episode: incarceration, teen s*xuality, violence,…

It's time to cover everyone's favorite sickly Victorian waif, Fiona Coyne! Listen to Keeley and Daniel do bad Australian accents while deconstructing Degrassi's very own lesbian Blair Waldorf. Enjoy! POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: inc*st, ab*se, g*n violence, mental health, s*icide follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tikt…

We had to speed run this true filler episode of an episode so Ezra could finally see Wicked, but there really isn't much to even talk about except that Spinner might have to go to clown college! Enjoy the episode as we discuss Jermaine Brooks being hot and also an asshole, wonder how Alex became good at lacrosse, and wonder if ACAB applies to Spinn…

This week, Darcy Edwards finds attention online from creeps who only like her for her short shorts and NOT her pie recipes. It's tragic, actually. Keeley and Ezra recap this whole journey and discuss JT's orange pie, the introduction of Clare, and the line that ruined the whole episode. Enjoy! Potentially triggering content in this episode: teen s*…

Jimmy and Ashley try to bang AGAIN...and fail AGAIN...it's kind of cute that they just can't seem to do it innit! Keeley and Ezra recap this episode and Ezra makes some VERY INTERESTING comments/predictions about the rest of the season. Potentially triggering content in this episode: disability, teen s*xuality, teen parenthood, violence, Vibangra f…

Basically "Here Comes Your Man" part 3, but y'all aren't ready to talk about that. We follow Emma through her Challengers-level struggle and follow Ellie as she's being romantically blackmailed by her boss but like, in a hot way! Enjoy! Potentially triggering content in this episode: eating disorders, dr*gs, teen incarceration, Jesse and Craig not …

We're here, at our FINAL SEASON of recap coverage on this podcast. How crazy is that!!! There's a lot that's going to happen in the next 20 or so episodes, but of course we have to start with Sean's 2 Fast 2 Furious return. Potentially triggering content in this episode: infidelity, slut shaming, reckless driving, being hit by a car, Amberley follo…

This first episode is just a lot of repetition but the second episode SLAPS. Listen to Keeley and Ezra discuss the season 5 finale and Spinner's slutty tendencies and whether getting someone shot makes you a virgin or not. Potentially triggering content in this episode: infidelity, religious trauma, child death, creepy Toby follow Keeley at: @omgit…

In this episode, Marco's a VICTIM. And Dylan's a sociopath. And Liberty's bad at being drunk. And Derek's just a little guy. Potentially triggering content in this episode: sociopathy, infidelity, teen pregnancy, Antoine's quiet extra lines follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tiktok follow Ezra at: @ezrapartier on Instagram follow the pod…

This week, Keeley and Ezra get into what's eating Emma Nelson (and the answer is...her eating disorder!) and debate how well these iconic episodes tackled such sensitive subjects. And, spoiler alert, they don't think it did very well. Enjoy! Potentially triggering content in this episode: EATING DISORDERS, mentions of self harm, infidelity, Sometim…

Uh oh, Friendship Club is showing their true colors and Spinner's being used as a pawn! Listen to Keeley and Ezra discuss Linus's potential to be the most evil Degrassi character, figure out who is doing this safe sex seminar, and debate whether or not that stripper ACTUALLY looked like Snake! Potentially triggering content in this episode: religio…

We were gone for two weeks but we're BACK to give Craig a proper sendoff! Join us as Ezra learns that this is the end of Craig as a main character, listen to us critique his music, and describe all the ways smarmy music producers are portrayed on TV! Potentially triggering content in this episode: d*ath, ab*se, sexism, pregnancy, birth, saying "yo"…

Keeley and Daniel cover probably their favorite Degrassi Queen Bee (don't tell Paige), Holly J Sinclair! Join them as they discuss Holly J's arc, her tacos, her adoption, and why she shouldn't die because she's capable of love! POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: bullying, financial problems, g*n violence, dirty ginger viruses follow Ke…

It's Keeley's favorite episode of the season!!! Join her and Ezra as they gush over Paige and Alex, wonder if Ezra will ever come around to Jay, and discuss whether the maintenance guy at the movie theater thought Snake, Daphne, Emma, and Peter were a smooching family! Potentially triggering content in this episode: domestic violence, homophobia, a…

This week Keeley and Ezra take some time to talk about the man upstairs! That's right, they join Spinner on his journey to finding God. They discuss Jimmy's mural, Jay's ugly orange car, and figure out whether Linus is the president or the Pope of Friendship Club! Potentially triggering content in this episode: religion, g*n violence, disability, s…

This week Keeley and Ezra join Marco on his coming out journey, Shakespearean ruffle collar and all! We discuss whether or not the drama festival was a competition, if Peter is cute or not, and bully Tim mercilessly. Enjoy! Potentially triggering content in this episode: homophobia, home insecurity, Hamlet follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram …

Man, you ever just leave an episode of television feeling completely empty and hollow inside? That's what happened to Ezra and Keeley watching this week's episode where JT becomes a drug dealer and almost dies! Have fun! Potentially triggering content in this episode: food, dieting, teen s*xuality, teen pregnancy, dr*gs, s*icide, lawyers for parent…

Jimmy's found wheelchair basketball AND art? Oh no, how will he ever get his get his get his head in the game??? Keeley and Ezra recap this episode by lamenting about Drake's acting career, screaming about JT and Liberty's pregnancy, and wondering what it is about Ellie that keeps placing her in the middle of love triangles. Potentially triggering …

Ezra and Keeley find themselves enthralled in the Craig-Ellie-Manny love triangle, as well as Daddy Joey dating a 23-year old! This episode is fun, we even talk about whether or not our parents use condoms. Enjoy! Potentially triggering content in this episode: teen pregnancy, ugly wedding favors follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tiktok…

Keeley was nervous to show Ezra this episode of his favorite boy becoming a teen father, but he took it surprisingly well! Listen to them discuss whether JT and Liberty seem like they fuck, debate whether Christianity is a cult, and, as always, fight about loving Spinner! Enjoy! Potentially triggering content in this episode: teen pregnancy, teen s…

Paige is aiming HIGH this episode...figuratively and literally, since she's not only wanting to get into ~the Harvard of the North~ but she's smoking weed for the first time! Keeley and Ezra recap this weird episode and decide that season 5 is not out to a strong start, but they have fun kicking Matt off the show and making fun of Derek. Enjoy! Pot…

Keeley and Daniel are BACK after Keeley had to learn to use a new editing software! In this episode, they discuss Keeley's #1 Degrassi Crush, Savtaj Bhandari. They go through his relationship with his parents, his arranged marriage, and talk about how his parents really ate when they picked Farrah. POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: xe…

Keeley and Ezra kick off season 5 with a...bizarre episode, to say the least! Join them as Keeley reconsiders why she ever liked this episode in the first place and how she and Ezra try to desperately figure out wtf Manny is even thinking throughout it. Enjoy! Potentially triggering content in this episode: racism, xenophobia, classism, slut shamin…

I can't believe I'm saying this but...I've kind of warmed to Kevin Smith and Caitlin in this episode! Yikes, who am I?! Ezra and Keeley watched the season 4 finale and it took two weeks to edit. Enjoy! Potentially triggering content in this episode: p*dophilia, infidelity, mental illness, homelessness, violence, busking follow Keeley at: @omgitskee…

Keeley and Ezra reach the peak of the Manny/Paige feud one ugly pink dress at a time! Join us as we discuss Kevin Smith's Degrassi debut, figure out who was worse to who, and mourn JT and Toby's old personalities! Potentially triggering content in this episode: violence, p*dophelia, infidelity, cheerleader conspiracy follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on…

Marco runs a blood drive AND breaks up with his boyfriend! Fun episode, even if we had some technical difficulties. This episode is kind of unhinged and I apologize for that - we'll be back on our game next week, friends! Potentially triggering content in this episode: homophobia, infidelity, blood, bad side parts follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on In…

Paige and Mr. O's relationship takes an unexpected (and unappreciated) turn in this episode! Join Keeley and Ezra as they complain about why these two are even still together, discuss the entrance of Chantay, and say goodbye to Chester after two episodes! Potentially triggering content in this episode: p*dophilia, violence, teen s*xuality, the harm…

Keeley and Daniel cover everyone's favorite little chameleon, Anya MacPherson! Join them as they talk through her relationships, her drug problem, and fight over who gets to claim her LARPing for themselves. POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: dr*g abuse, cancer, pedophilia, Wesley's wet dream follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram a…

If you're one of 16 lucky people, you got to hear this episode a little early because I accidentally published instead of drafted after editing half-asleep! But here is the OFFICIAL episode, for your listening pleasure! Join Ezra and Keeley as we fight through Ellie's one-episode gambling addiction alongside her! Potentially triggering content in t…

Uh-oh, Spinner's facing the consequences of his actions! Keeley and Ezra cover this episode of comeuppance, make some iiiiinteresting predictions, and read an email! Potentially triggering content in this episode: g*n violence, su*cidal ideations, ableism, sexism, cucks follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tiktok follow Ezra at: @ezraparti…

And where there's a Riley, there's bound to be a Zane! Join Keeley and Daniel as we give Zane an entire life that was never seen onscreen, go off-topic a lot, and find out how we think Zane is connected to Leia! POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: homophobia, su*cide, health & wellness follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tikto…

We love you all, so this love season you're getting some bloopers! Laugh with Keeley, Ezra, and Daniel as they sing some silly songs, mess up the intro SO many times, and talk about gay rage in the woods. POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: teen s*xuality, mental illness, reality TV stars turned actors follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on In…

We've hit another iconic one! Keeley gives Ezra a social disease with this episode of Degrassi! Join them as they discuss the ravine's van, scream over Emma's slut era, and wonder what the heck Jimmy's dad's name is again. Potentially triggering content in this episode: depression, mental illness, self harm, teen s*xuality, g*n violence, ableism, K…

How are Ezra's predictions SO GOOD? Join him and Keeley as they discuss this episode where Ellie (a child) leaves her legally normal yet harmful living situation in favor of a probably-illegal and also sinful living situation with her boyfriend who is also a child! And they also talk about Manny and Spinner and meet the new girl, Darcy! Potentially…

The emotional whiplash of this episode is WILD but makes for a really good episode and recap! Join Keeley and Ezra as they explain the ethics of bullying an abuser, talk about buying a bed, and make SO many dick jokes. It's a fun one! Potentially triggering content in this episode: domestic ab*se, bullying, stacks of dimes. follow Keeley at: @omgit…

Degrassi gets real soap-y in this love-centric episode! Join Ezra and Keeley as they discuss Chester, what algorithms had to have been like in 2004, and reenact an iconic Spanny scene! Potentially triggering content in this episode: grooming, s*xual assault, Jessica Alba follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tiktok follow Ezra at: @ezrapart…

IT'S FINALLY HERE! We take on Daniel's favorite closeted football star, Riley Stavros. Join us as we explain how he ruined so many lives, basically cover Zane's entire episode in this one, and think about how messy Anya is! Hope you enjoy! POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: homophobia, violence, su*cide, Ryan Murphy follow Keeley at: @…

Another Crashley-centric episode and we realize that all the terribleness of the last episode was just to tee up a really good and cringey one! Join Ezra and Keeley as we discuss mania, lament over the loss of Season 1 JT Yorke, and listen to Keeley squeal over Jiberty! Potentially triggering content in this episode: MENTAL ILLNESS, bipolar disorde…

Spoiler: We hated this episode! Happy New Year from Keeley and Ezra as we say goodbye to 2023 and say hello to Crashley 2.0! Potentially triggering content in this episode: g*n violence, infidelity, tambourines follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Tiktok follow Ezra at: @ezrapartier on Instagram follow the podcast at: @cuckoobananaspodcast…

I don't know how this posted before I was able to write a description so that's embarrassing but here it is! We get into the aftermath of the shooting at Degrassi and scream about how wild Emma is in this episode and say goodbye to Sean (for now)! Potentially triggering content in this episode: d*ath, g*n violence, disability, addiction follow Keel…

Keeley has COVID so here's a blooper reel! Lots of fun moments in this episode, including Ezra singing a lot, Daniel discussing his relationship with Wellbutrin, and Keeley feeling really guilty making jokes about Campbell Saunders! Enjoy! POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: SU*CIDE, s*xuality, weight, pillow princesses. follow Keeley a…

IT'S THE EPISODE!!! Finally!!! Ezra and Keeley recap Time Stands Still and discuss all of the iconic moments. Join them as they give Rick a sendoff, wonder about housing costs in Toronto, and scream a lot! Potentially triggering content in this episode: d*ath, g*n violence, racism, bullying, abuse, the housing market follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on…

Daniel and Keeley take on Degrassi's most done-dirty gossip queen, Chantay Black! Join them as they make up a backstory for her, speculate on her relationship to Sizzle Queen magazine, and assign her a March sister from Little Women. It's a fun one! POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: su*cide, death, ab*se, racism, sassy catchphrases fo…

We're inching closer to some fun and iconic stuff this season! And the infamous Spinner and Craig movie theater fight over Manny is one of those things! Join Ezra and Keeley as they talk crap about Spinner, do impressions of Rick, and make some WILD predictions. Potentially triggering content in this episode: ab*se, bullying, violence, movie theate…

Daniel's BACK and they and Keeley are taking on Johnny DiMarco. Join them as they remember his status as a corpse-pisser, question his relationship with Alli, and simp over him just a little! Hope you enjoy! POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE: d*ath, st*bbing, age gap relationships, public urination follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Insta…

Season 4 continues and this episode, Marco is steering the ship and running for class president against Alex! Join Keeley and Ezra as Keeley screams about how much she loves Alex (and Ezra doesn't get it yet), Keeley spoils Riley Stavros, and they try not to do bad Italian accents when talking about Marco's parents! (Spoiler alert: they fail!) Pote…

Keeley and Ezra jump feet-first into season 4! Join them as Keeley gushes over the first appearance of Danny, Ezra describes Dean's phallic car, and they figure out if there's a world record for Longest Fingerbang! Potentially triggering content in this episode: S*XUAL ASSAULT, PTSD, courtroom dramas follow Keeley at: @omgitskee on Instagram and Ti…

Keeley and Ezra FINALLY finished season 3! And it was kind of a stinker of a finale, but they found the fun in recapping it. Join them as they discuss why Sean's like the Little Drummer Boy, why the A plot is so uninteresting, and find out how Ezra LIED to his girlfriend! Potentially triggering content in this episode: HIV/AIDS, commitment issues f…

Long time no see! This was recorded in July but we're going to pretend we didn't mention Threads in it and act like this is new! Keeley and Ezra watched "Our House" and discussed Sean's emancipation, Mr. L's acting, and what gangs from Montreal should sound like! Hope you enjoy! Potentially triggering content in this episode: ab*rtion, sl*t-shaming…

So it's the Fourth of July and we recorded this on Juneteenth and this episode is all about the kids getting some independence! No, we didn't plan that but it worked out nicely! Keeley and Ezra play hooky with Paige, Spinner, and Ashley -- join us in lots of Elvis references, some fun accent work, and talking about how baby Jack is like as big as S…