Well, it's a time of pandemic and what the hell. A line has been drawn between the savvy and the bozos, and Tom wants to know which side you're on. Can Chelsea touch an old lady? Can a neighbor touch Tom? Are monkey cages super-spreader spaces? Why are Western Union's operating hours so narrow and is this limiting their walk-in clientele? Get ready…

Tom's back and he's checking for feet. A mystery of too many men's room occupants is debated, the fabled women's room couch is marveled at, and Ali inadvertently plays a shell-game with her workplace's cardboard applicators. Featuring Chelsea Doyle, Tom McCartan, Ali McLeod, and Finn Wrisley. We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, r…

Tom McCartan has returned and is ready to scrub the grout with both hands as modern etiquette goes back under the black light. Shower drain usage, roadside urinal layouts, and a very special sandwich are put through the Breach ringer and hung out to dry between the disgusting blowers of a Dyson hand dryer. Featuring Tom McCartan, Ali McLeod, James …

Tom McCartan is here to help you mind your manners and artfully dodge society's faux pas. Turns out the internet has been breaching all of the etiquettes, and Tom has lived to tell the tale. And wear the jacket. The lads also empty out the ol' mail bag and answer all of the burning questions asked by their alert listeners, all of whom are just as i…

Tom McCartan is here to help you mind your manners and artfully dodge society's faux pas. In this episode, Tom advises Justin on the boundaries of a tempestuous, plus-one wedding scenario, then provides updates on his new ambassadorship for all work-related toilet communications. Throw in Finn's adventures at the local Taco Bell bathroom, and you'v…

Tom McCartan is here to help you mind your manners and artfully dodge society's faux pas. This episode, Tom gives some much-needed answers to questions sent in by our alert listeners. Awkward sleeping arrangements, wedding gifts, and plenty of toilet talk - all here and all laboring to keep you regular. Check your deportment gauges as we dive into …

Tom McCartan is here to help you mind your manners and artfully dodge society's faux pas. This episode finds Tom tackling a weekend of dubious political pussyfooting, and unveils a workplace bathroom situation that is agreed to be untenable. Check your deportment gauges as we dive into the vortex of what makes civilization so damned civilized. Feat…