Attackers please enjoy or Christmas gift to you! On this very jolly episode we visit Whoville and our favorite mean green friend, plus Polar bear gives you two mythical presents for the price of one. Finally get into the spirit with some of our favorite songs from Christmas movies! Also always like, subscribe, comment and all that nonsense. Follow …

Hello Attackers! We have officially entered our favorite season and we are thankful for all of you. On this episode, we review a remarkable film from Studio Ghibli, Blitz Bear gives of an interpretation of the first thanksgiving and we wrap it up with a Bear Attack Radio suitable for sipping a hot beverage and enjoying the greater things. Bear Atta…

Happy Halloween Attackers, here's an episode that is sure to get you intune with all the spirits and sprites! Join as we review a movie about pyschopath Murderers with cannabalistic tendencies, a myth about a cryptid with horrific intentions and a Bear Attack Radio curated to make your ears scream for more! Bear Attack Radio Playlist: https://open.…

We are joined by Owl Bear, better know as Jordan from War On Gravity to talk all things Mass Effect. But because the games are so huge, we really only scratch the surface. Most of our time is spent talking about love interests on a surface level. We could probably dedicate an hour to everything in the games. Everything!…

On this episode at the request of our favorite Nordic Cowboy Eddie 2G's we review Horizon: An American Saga, Classic Modern Western or Dumpster Fire? Polar Bear has a cannibalistic Myth for you all, and we wrap it up with a Bear Attack Barn Dance with some Rootin' Tootin' Tunes. Bear Attack Radio Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/56KpNNbV…

On this episode, we highlight one of our favorite bands! A Day To Remember, Panda and Blitz get their drink on and our Pal El Chupacabra co-hosts!

Happy 4th of July Attackers! In celebration on this episode we talk about America's most satirical founding father, we listen to some classic and not so classic american jams (link to playlist): https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2vzLWaORisP8hLHYnwV9i4?si=9829b13474b14536 and finally we review our favorite Nick Cage movie... well sort of! As always …

On this episode we get the Attackers hyped for Summer with some remincent summer songs, we revisit Camel's in the southwest and list off our favorite summer blockbuster's.

On this episode we talk everything Star Wars the Clone Wars, in honor of May the 4th! Oh and the return of Eddie 2G's! We analyze the show and rock out to some Star Wars parody music!

Hola Atacantes, bienvenidos a otro episodio de Bear Attack! En este episodio celebramos la cultura latina/mexicana con algunas melodias increibes que encontramos. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Attackers, welcome to another episode of Bear Attack. On this episode we celebrate Latin/ Mexican culture with some…

Attackers strap on your studded belts, MCR T-shirts and obnoxious amounts of mascara as Blitz recounts the time he went on a boat with a bunch of Emo's. We also review the new Netflix adaptation of Avatar The Last Airbender! Now the looming dark cloud of a question... Will this make us want to slit our wrists and cry our eyes like previous adaptati…

Welcome to March the month of luck, leprechauns and Pisces! Appropriately we are all about the ocean on this episode and no not Panda Bear, the actual ocean. We review the cinematic classic Jaws and some of it's more modern counterparts, as well as a moody album by Being As An Ocean... again not Panda Bear! Also Polar Bear is obsessed with mainlini…

Long time fans of this show now that sometimes, you just get to hang out with us. There's no through line, we don't review anything, but we do have some good laughs! This episode is one of those, with an exclusive premier of War On Gravity's new single "Ad Astra" at the end! You can follow them at the following links: YouTube:https://www.youtube.co…

Welcome to the latest and greatest version of Bear Attack! We're trying to make the show more of a show. With segments, kind of like "late night", if you will. This episode is the first of that format and is ALL over the place. But we had a ton of fun recording it, so we hope that you enjoy the listen in a similar way. The theme of the episode is s…

Well Attackers! That's Wrap on another year & another Season of Bear Attack! Thanks for sticking with the three of us and tolerating our shenanigans. To begin the New Year in traditional Bear Attack fashion we present our end of the year episode which is always one of our favorites, this year we are joined by some friends as we countdown our Top mo…

It's that time again! Songs: "Up on the House Top" August Burns Red "Christmas Is All Around" BAILEN "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mark Tremonti "Deck the Halls" Lights "Christmas Lights" Yellowcard "This Christmas" Mark Tremonti "All I Want for Christmas is You" Mariah Carey "Santa Claus is Thumbing to Town" Relient K "Oh Come Emmanuel" Th…

We attack the debate that's been raging for over 30 years. But honestly, we have no new insights. It's a pretty open and shut case really. But Die Hard is always fun to talk about, and we'd love to have you sit with us to do just that!

Have ever heard a metal band cover a pop song? It will change your life if it already hasn't. Maybe only by definition, but we hope you enjoy it at least a bit as much as us. Welcome to Bear Attack Radio! (If you're not into video games, just hang with us past the first two songs.) Songs: "The Legend of Zelda" - August Burns Red "Himmelsrand" - Equ…

It's a review of the Disney Plus show. It's very fun. It's very attacky. Enjoy!

Ready for another Bear Attack Radio? Just in time for Halloween and the release of the deluxe edition of Welcome To Horrorwood, here's our favorite tracks from the incredible sequel to Ice Nine Kill's widely popular Silver Scream. If this doesn't get stricken for copywriter, then go show INK some love!…

Well, on this one we literally talk sh!t. Honestly, it's an unhinged in-person hangout. The goal was to review truck stop bathrooms, but you gotta hear about these killer elk! Sorry about the echo.

What happens when a fictional, cartoon band from Adult Swim's Metalocalypse puts out real albums? They keep giving it the same name apparently. We've reviewed Dethalbum I and by request we're doing Dethalbum IV. Dethklok is known for being surprisingly good for a joke band. Is that enough to sustain the Bears' love through their career though? If y…

Publicly available for the first time: Polar Bear's punk-cowboy take over of Bear Attack Radio! That's all I got for a description, I haven't listened to since its exclusive released. --Blitz P.S. 9/11, never forget.

Do you have an ex-girlfriend who makes you afraid of the dark? But enough about Blitz, here's our interview of The Band CAMINO's new album! If you give a 5-star review with who you want to be king of the podcast, we will read it on the show and your vote will be counted! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAtta…

This one is more like a "come hang out with us" kinda episode. Oh we still review things; the US Government, summer blockbusters, gay dates, the return of corona virus, and even old ladies' fish art. Man, if that doesn't pique your interest, we've got nothing for ya! If you give a 5-star review with who you want to be king of the podcast, we will r…

Welp, we watched it. Indiana Jones 5. The Dial of Destiny, and all that. Truly one of the movies that has been made. Of all the Indiana Jones movies, it is technically one of them. If you give a 5-star review with who you want to be king of the podcast, we will read it on the show and your vote will be counted! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackp…

Please welcome to the show for the first time ever: Owl Bear and Olly Bear! Owl Bear (Jordan) is the lead song writer in Blitz's band while Olly (David) is Polar Bear's BF and certified based video game enthusiast! We're thrilled to have them on to rip into the iconic game DOOM (2016)! So load that shotgun, turn up the music, and crack open one of …

While trying to fill in the gaps between things to review (Panda didn't want to have to see Transformers 7 and Blitz refused to watch Indy Jones 5), we where struck with genius! "We should do an elimination bracket of all the fast food chains we can think of!" However: we couldn't name a winner. It was too close. So it is up to you now, dear listen…

Eddy 2Gs returns with an album review! Powerwolf makes Bear Attack history with this album, but I don't want to spoil the episode. Let's just say, we've never had a review like this. . .

In a world where post-pandemic movies are usually either stale reworks of done-to-death genre tropes or virtue signaling tripe, some where concerned that the new Dungeons and Dragons movie would be both. On top of that, D&D's parent company was facing the possibility of a fan boycott leading up to the film's release. So was it any good? We have an …

What's up, mother attackers?! Actually, scratch that, don't attack mothers. Especially not mama bears. This is a very fun Bear Attack Radio where we show you songs that have very very similar parts. We have unreasonably similar solos, unique instruments used the same way, and even a gang vocal that "Ghostbusters" may have ripped off. From Paramore …

A while back Panda showed Blitz the famous Mel Brooks' masterworks Spaceballs and Men In Tights. We recorded their reactions and it's been our biggest YouTube video. Here is our second attempt to capture that magic, lol!

The sacred birthday Q&A returns! We did both Sams, Polar and Panda, on this one. You can hear them open up about misconceptions people have about them, what the go to theater snack is, which conspiracy theories they love, love to hate, just plain hate, and more!

Hello Attackers, your probably looking at the title and saying that's not a Mel Brooks product, you'd be right! Shocker to no one our priorities changed, on this episode we review ABR's new album Death Below. The big question is does Polar Bear attack this one as hard as he did Guardians? Also Gare Bear returns with his wistful insights. P.S. we pr…

After almost 9 years, Skrillex has finally put out another full length album. But not just one! And we made Panda listen to both of them! Was it torture? Did we poke the bear too hard? With he go full grizzly on us? Like the Zelda sample on the song "Tears", you'll just have to "LISTEN!" If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! htt…

We had to do it! We attack Cocaine Bear! Nothing else needs to be said. If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor.fm/bearattack BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com…

Polar Bear titled his file for this one "We Came as Space Force". Should I have named it that? It definitely rolls off the tongue better. Anyway, we briefly review the history of Saint Valentines Day. Here's the video we watched for that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNl9coLI9f8 We watched Steve Carell's Space Force show on Netflix so you don't …

Welcome, Attackers, to our first episode as a review show! Long have we struggled to come up with a focus for Bear Attack and we think this just might be it: three large, hairy, film school friends rip apart media offerings! And what better to start off with than the universally panned Velma? Following that we recommend three cover songs: Lyric Noe…

Guys! This is Blitz. I haven't heard this episode yet as Panda is our primary editor. And I forgot to upload it, sorry. I feel like I've written several descriptions like this. Anyway, I think we just kinda brainstormed the future of the podcast on the podcast. Should be fun, I had a good time. I never remember anything.…

You've probably heard some 2022/new-years podcasts, but have you heard any with Red Panda and Gar-Bear? Like every year, we look back on the movies, tv-shows, and music the year blessed (or cursed) us with. And we continue the latest trend of censoring nothing except the word "c*ck". Because it makes us laugh. Also, Red Panda and Gar-Bear join us! …

Holy F**k Ballz! Can you believe this is our 100th episode! As a Thank you to ourselves and you guys we assembled a compilation of our greatest hits and reacted to them live! Please Enjoy & Cheers to 2023 and 100 more episodes of this dumpster fire! As always follow us on socials and check out Bear Attack on YouTube or email us at bearattackpodcast…

It's a grand tradition: the annual Bear Attack Christmas radio show! Grab a peppermint mocha, check your lists twice, and jam to great Christmas music with us! If you give us a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-…

We know, we know, it's been a minute since we've done an artist spotlight.... (editing the Linkin Park spotlight nearly killed Panda). However today we head to the land down under and breakdown *Pun intended* the career of the boiz from Byron Bay, Parkway Drive. So sit back relax.... ah who are we kidding it's freakin' Parkway move your body, break…

Listen to 10 seconds of the intro and you won't need this description. Winking kissy face. Black heart Emoji. --Blitz PS: Sorry Mom, I'm trying to stop swearing. Love you! If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC…

It's Spooky season Attackers! In the spirit we attempted to give you a spooky tale but then like the lunatics we are we lose our train of thought and enter the madhouse that you are used to! Beware this episode contains aliens?, Blitz fear of the dunes after a near death experience and of course no Bear Attack Halloween episode is complete with out…

So, this one has no plot to loose. We tried to make one, but it never materialized. So, sit back and enjoy the whip-lash! If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor.fm/bearattac…

It's that time again! Grab your balloons and invite your friends! In the sacred tradition of the birthday Q&A, the Sams prompt Nate to offer the hottest of takes on lesbian Subarus and his elitist camping views (REI sucks!), getting metal-core merch for his unborn niece, Taco Bell, the best music for painting (that's an inside joke; listen to the e…

Even for us, this episode goes everywhere! We have stories about a priest who gets aroused by pound cake, Blitz asking out a girl, the most dangerous band ever (Japanese Noise group, Hantarash), Panda disintegrating his foot, and more! Also, Polar Bear follows up with the last episode and gives more insight into the history of trashcans!…

LIVE FROM THE M4! No not the sick BMW sport car, the Metal-Mandalorian-Mom-Mobile! This episode marks the first time Polar Bear sits one out in almost 4 years. While he's missed, Red Panda fills in!

What do you get when you cross censorship, a large dose of insensitivity, and three best friends? A PG-13 Deadpool! But also this episode. Sorry to those we attacked.