On this fuzzy-wuzzy episode of The Devil's Details, we discuss books 11 and 12 of John Milton's Paradise Lost. Highlights include: the problem of evil, free will, and the inferiority of humans to cats Cory the capybara. living forever and the inevitability of death. Why aren't we all vampires? Tom and Larry Michael is less like Raphael and more lik…

On this intergalactic Episode: A long time ago, in a garden far, far away... ...and that's why we have Adams Apples... Falling Action! Please reply to this prophecy with your favorite cheat meal Milton is the George Lucas of the Bible The first scapegoat....or scapesnake ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member…

On this bamboo-licious episode: Wait, we're here already?! Adam wants his baby back (rib!) Lester and Kynan's Bamboo Forest of Facts! Satan's been all around the world (lalalalalala) Sus is the default for snakes This poor snake! We're the WORST debate judges! Not as the snake.....in the snake! The Last Temptation of Satan ...and more! New segment …

On this episode: Adam's Q is more of an A The Longest Day Milton is in Horny Jail (and maybe he doth like that!) I'm very sorry, but you have Firstplacia... Milton set me up! What about the fish?! Where do widdle angel babies come fwom? Bearly Pandasexual ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/m…

On this episode: Adam asks all the wrong questions Why DO Adam and Eve have belly buttons? Kynan asks all the RIGHT questions! Raphael's Story Time! Thracian Bards! Unnatural Philosophy s'notalright It's all DIGESTION! Classic God! Chaos is a good neighbor ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/…

On this episode: we cover Book 6 of John Milton's epic poem, Paradise Lost! We keep trying to shove George Takei into this thing (Oh, my!) "Limbo again, huh?" Oh, the HORROUR! To all the folks who've been waiting for the bad Sean Astin jokes, we do not disappoint There are THREE versions of night in this thing...and TWO of them are people! "Michael…

On this episode: Satan is EVEsdropping! Eve has the first flying (and falling) dream! Raphael is a people angel No mention of the Beatles in Paradise Lost? "Everyone knows Bill's nuts..." "We don't have a pantry - we're Adam and Eve!" Everybody Poops. (No, really!) Milton writing the quiet part loud.... FLASHBACK! ...and more! --- Learn more about …

On this episode of The Devil's Details: We catch Satan Monologuing. To Be Or Not To Be Evil Satan to Beelzebub: "I wish I could quit you!" There are TWO trees?!?!? He squatted LIKE a toad, or AS a toad? Like Eden, this episode if full of "mazy errors." Is the patriarchy Miltonic...or Satanic? "He's behind you! Satan's behind you!" Satan is an ANIMO…

On this widdle baby episode of The Devil's Details: That slothy goodness! Everybody Loves Satan Different Family Strokes Matter For All In The Full House, Kotter. Eden: Impossible Better to reign in my angsty teenage bedroom.... In case of hellfire, use stairs Well, that stairway joke escalated quickly.... Satan's knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's…

On this ROCKIN' EIGHTIES episode of The Devil's Details: Any child sacrifice is a personal child sacrifice if you believe enough Montage! Satan's "Gonna Fly Now." You had me at sloth Another montage! Hell is a fixer-upper! Genesis Math You have my bow! And my Axe! And my CHILDREN! How effective is a whip of scorpions REALLY? Yet another montage! ..…

On this EPICALLY POETIC episode of The Devil's Details: Satan gets a glow up! The Disney version of the Devil??? Monarchy II : Monarchies There's a Star Wars crawl at the beginning! Side effects may include, headaches, dizziness and PENAL FIRE! Satan is Elsa from Frozen: Change my mind "What's Adonis?" "Nothin'! What's Adonis wit' you!" "Oh, no! I'…

On this Episode: Welcome to the boss level! In hell, flattery gets you EVERYWHERE Tityus and Typhon I'll have an Eldritch Mac with fries and a Coke Gangs of New York Style Pizza (Best Pizza in the Five Points!) Ugolino chews out Ruggieri Thank you Dante, but your Beatrice is in another canto! New rules for the Dante-verse! "I'd know that rump anywh…

On this episode: You will not BELIEVE who we meet in this malebolge! Rock, Paper, Schisms The return of Philippe Le Cheap! Kynan leaves me hangin The dress code here is "headless casual." Loud Apparent Ninja Turtles Grumpy Virgil we found the end of Google! Pizza's here! Stop having sex! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by …

On this episode of The Devil's Details: Vanni Fucci is throwin' hands (figs?) Schrödinger's Sinner Character arks in the Bible Animorphs! by Dante Allighieri "That's Cacus!" 🎵FIVE FLORENTINE THIEVES!🎵 Doesn't this podcast remind you of the Star Wars Minute? (please say yes) the ship of Odysseus Elon Monk ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting…

On this ANIMORPHIC episode of The Devil's Details: Dante Alighieri and Virgil.....Virgil. It's The Great Apocalypse, Charlie Brown! Do YOU have Rapture Pet Insurance? "Dangil" or "Virte?" Devils all up in this malebolge! "Hypocrisy" By Calvin Klein "Barabbas," or "Bar Abba?" "Now, I'm not a puppy drowner, BUUUUUT........." I have had it with these …

On this meaty malebolgia episode of The Devil's Details: 🎵Geryon, My Wayward Son🎵 Cats do NOT have hands! Whaddaya Gonna Pick? Evil Pockets! Is that a malebolge in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? This medea is killing our kids We laugh at our own jokes (so what else is new?) We go so far up our own asses that I get a nose bleed Simony …

On this centaurrific episode of The Devil's Details: 🎵Baby it's raining fire outside...🎵 You know what happens when you make assumptions - you get struck by lighting! Oh, yeah, Nessus is here! We are pro-sodomy! Memento Gomorry Does anyone learn anything in Dante's hell? Sodomites: 1, Heretics: 0 We were the devil the whole t-THE WHOLE TIME!!! Oh, …

On this INFERNAL episode of The Devil's Details: We PENETRATE the circle of Lust! Kayden the Angel Kynan's on the fence...and it's making me uncomfortable. Which Dante's Inferno Hogwarts House are you? Kynan awakes a new fear in me Schrodinger's Heretic Are you....Epicurious? Virgil is the TUTORIAL! Are you a Big Ender or a Little Ender? don't insu…

On this gluttonous episode of The Devil's Details: Eeew! There's lust all over my shoes! Cantos, circles and sub-circles! Welcome to my ADHD Hell! Cerberberbububus is back! The goodest boy X 3! My friends call me Ciaco the Pig! Kynan sings! Twice! This Sunday! The Pomeranians are goin' up against the Chihuahuas in a knock-down, drag-out brawl! Turn…

On this conveniently contrapasso episode of The Devil's Details: We dive into Dante's Inferno! This so-called "divine" comedy isn't all that funny.... Skippy the Elephant Should we CANCEL Dante? The rise of the Ghibellines This episode is NOT brought to you by Monster Energy Drink Back when we couldn't discern between a leopard and a panther... Dan…

On this episode of The Devil's Details: We are STILL buildin' that temple! That's the trouble with infinite wisdom... "Do you suck your thumb at me, sir?" The worst science experiment ever. Breaking wind.....demons. We lose more little boys that way... Apocryphal ASMR with ...Abezithabod. How many things did we put in Lester's mouth in this episode…

On this episode of The Devil's Details: What is Solomon's Glassdoor rating? Billy Maze here with the secret power of WORMS! Trial and Error.......and Jealousy and Strife and...... I prove once again that I am NOT a math teacher! The world is your oyster, but you're not allowed to eat it! O Solomon, My Solomon Apparently hippo does NOT mean hippo...…

On this episode of The Devil's Details: How does Ornias eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup? The etymology (or entomology?) of the Lord of the Flies Are there lady demons? Solomon wants to know! Champagne and ordures It's a full moon on the show today! Go fly a kite off a billy goat's gruff! Full disclosure: I don't know how to make bricks #justicefora…

On this Episode of The Devil's Details: THAT guy, THAT temple, 72 demons Who wrote the Testament of Solomon? NOT Solomon! That's a WHOLE LOTTA DEMONS! It's always the Talmud stealing our ideas! This book ain't holy...it's full o' HOLES! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. V…

On this episode of The Devil's Details: Oh, ye of little Ontological faith… New recurring segment - Lester and Kynan’s History Corner! Entrance of the Podcasters WHERE are we? You mean WHEN are we! We attempt to explain the Crusades using Coca Cola If Christian denominations were Lifesavers, what would Catholic taste like? Join the Crusades! Hack a…

On this episode of The Devil's Details: In high fantasy, nobody poops In low fantasy, poop is EVERYWHERE The ORIGINAL original sin Priest Side Story - the new Broadway sensation! Hold my communal wine Not all rectangles are Jesuits Welcome to Lesterland, have a look around! I reach the end of my brain Angels and Demons! ...and more! --- Learn more …

On this episode of The Devil's Details: Oh, god, Hades is doing karaoke! Joe Bident! Lethe, River of Forgetfulness Cerberus - the goodest boy X 3! "Why you do this to me Hades?" Rate your Uber ride with Charon Is that Eu de Sulfur? mmmmmm.....Tartarus...... HELL: We're Other People! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becom…

On this episode of The Devil's Details: Would you sell your soul for some delicious ham? Guest appearance by Patti LuPone (not really) Not the satan, but THE satan! Did it hurt? When thou didst fall from heaven? Show me on the Book of Enoch where the angel touched you Thus podcasted Zarathustra I lose my stress putty ...and more! --- Learn more abo…

Good Morningstar, lovelies! What image springs to mind when I say "Lucifer?" How about "Satan?" Or how about just "The Devil?" Where do all these different images come from, and how did the Big Bad of the Western World end up with so many faces? Welcome to The Devil's Details! Join us as we dig up, decipher, dissect and deconstruct the Devil's many…